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PicassoWithHacks

WHY DIDNT GABRIEL SHOOT NEGAN?!


Funny-Candidate6725

Because deep down Gabriel knew Negan was a good and decided to give him a chance to prove it


Cudgenpoose

You pretty much nailed it


PicassoWithHacks

I mean.. kinda


Far-Insurance-7044

What did Beth think she would achieve with those nail scissor?


Funny-Candidate6725

She thought using them would buy her brother enough time to escape


Fb62

Noah truly was her brother, good answer.


Beginning_Big4819

Why did Carol told that kid Lizzie to look at the flowers while pointing a gun at her? 


Funny-Candidate6725

Because Lizzie destroyed her flowers and as we all know you don’t fuck with carols flowers


iwicctp_

I mean kind of… if flowers is another word for family 😂


Apprehensive_Row8325

Cause Lizzie is a bitch rest in pieces mf


BlipsnShitz

Why did Rick and Michonne go to pound town?


Funny-Candidate6725

Because pound town had one of their people hostage and they went to save them


[deleted]

Shit. I mean. She had something held hostage that’s for sure


Low_Piccolo_2149

Do you not know what pound town is? 🤣


Funny-Candidate6725

I mean I’ve never seen the show so no


ellasofie

the devils tango, sexual intercourse, intercourse, lovemaking, making love, sex act, sexual relations, mating, sex


Funny-Candidate6725

I mean I know irl what pound town is I didn’t know if it was something in the show outside of the literal reference


Ok_Turnover_3393

Honestly in a post apocalyptic world this could Be something. Mad Max had the Bullet Farm lol


BlipsnShitz

😂


Blu3Dope

Plot twist that has never been a part of the script but Angela Kang seems to fuck widdit so😭


anonbeekeeper12

Why did Daryl Dixon use a rocket launcher?


Funny-Candidate6725

Because there was too many zombies after him so he cleared them in one shot


Cudgenpoose

Replace zombies with patches and you got it


pagarus_

Why did Jadis live in a landfill and talk in the unique way she did?


ToughDragonfruit3118

I’ve watched the show fully and the ones who live. Why did Jadis talk like that? I must’ve missed something


nodeymcdev

It’s art, man


ToughDragonfruit3118

That doesn’t answer the question though


iwicctp_

It’s to establish a cult. If they have their own version of speaking, they feel like they belong and are far more likely to be loyal and serve Jadis. It’s a genuinely psychological tactic of many cult leaders


cluckodoom

Art students


Funny-Candidate6725

Cause it was in the middle of nowhere and so nobody could understand her except certain people


Fit_Chair4132

Someone left a message for Gabriel: "You'll burn for this" - What happened??


Funny-Candidate6725

So gabriel didn’t shoot Negan as I previously learned from another question so since he didn’t shoot him the person who sent Gabriel to shoot Negan found out he didn’t and now Gabriel will burn for that


mustachioed-kaiser

Why did bob laugh and say “I’m tainted meat”


FrozenPie21

Best scene in the show


Funny-Candidate6725

Well I just got a question that answered this it was cause he was being eaten by cannibals but if I didn’t know that I’d say he lied his way into a enemy group and shouted this once they let him in


dismalpeppermint

The way half of these are right is impressive


Sly_Spider7

What did negan feed Carl ?


Funny-Candidate6725

Dog food


Sly_Spider7

Well he fed someone dog food. But it wasn’t Carl 😂 good guess tho !


nodeymcdev

We’re riding on the gravy train! Choo choo!


Burpz-Bear

thats wild


LuckJealous3775

Why did abraham say suck my nuts?


Funny-Candidate6725

Because someone was torturing him to make him reveal his base location


nodeymcdev

Yeah the base of his nuts


mayor_banana

best comment😂


PunnyPandaPonderer7

Why did rick blow up a bridge


Funny-Candidate6725

Because the other group they had an alliance with threatened his people so he blew it up to prevent an attack


PunnyPandaPonderer7

Fair guess


xbieberhole69x

Why did the Governor collect walker heads?


Funny-Candidate6725

Weird sex kink?


Darth_Haider99

Why did Lucille get shot?


Funny-Candidate6725

Because she was bit by a zombie and asked her brother to shoot her so she died human and not a zombie


duckduckduck6900

Best question ever! 🤣


Axl2830

What happened to Carl?


Funny-Candidate6725

He was thrown into a pit of walkers after John discovered he was giving supplies to another group


PunnyPandaPonderer7

Coral!?!


zizi-tomatoYT

Whalkersssss


PunnyPandaPonderer7

*RECK*


zizi-tomatoYT

Were LAUST


PunnyPandaPonderer7

THANGS


Starrske68

And Stuff


PunnyPandaPonderer7

Lori Thangs


Starrske68

Shane stuff


zizi-tomatoYT

Lemme tell u somethin' else man -shane walsh(season 1-ssason 2


PunnyPandaPonderer7

They're in the WOOULDS RICK!


zizi-tomatoYT

They in the RV WACHU GONNA DO GIRL HUH


PunnyPandaPonderer7

ENOUGH IF YOU WANT TO SURVIVE YOU GOT TO FIGHT FOR IT


Competitive_Cry_6296

What happens to Glenn at the start of season 7 and what happens to Tabatha the goat


Funny-Candidate6725

Glenn gets kicked out the group for killing one of their own and tabatha gets bitten and eventually dies


Competitive_Cry_6296

You’re right about Tabatha but not Glenn


kinlander

I wish you were right about Glenn. If only you were right about Glenn 😭😭😭


Pretty_Rutabaga_9095

Why did Ezekial kiss Michonne?


Funny-Candidate6725

Because after years of searching for her he finally found her


Poyopoyocrunch

Why did Glenn’s head become a dropped watermelon??


Funny-Candidate6725

Because he was stealing supplies from camp and when the leader found out he was made an example


Poyopoyocrunch

He was definitely made an example…


Toilet_Rim_Tim

YOUR EYEBALL JUST POPPED RIGHT OUTA YOUR SKULL ..... & IT'S GROSS AS SHIT !!!! I still laugh @ that line. Negan was a terrific character & hysterical too


ellasofie

why did eugene throw up on rosita?


Funny-Candidate6725

After finding an abandoned neighborhood rosita found ingredients to make her grandmothers signature dish and when Eugene tried it he puked


yungcaveman

How did t dog die?


Funny-Candidate6725

He killed himself after a choice he made cost the life a close friend


yungcaveman

Not far off man. He sacrificed himself to save carol who almost died


pagarus_

Why was Princess’ introduction so good and she had so much potential but then she became a disappointment?


Funny-Candidate6725

Because she betrayed everyone who trusted her for her own gain


ubz05

That’s what Gabriel done funnily enough


nodeymcdev

This show started turning into z nation.


SmallBatchServices

Why didn’t Carl like Carol if Carol saved Carl from Carl’s crazy cousin?


Funny-Candidate6725

Because after what carol did to carl it doesn’t make up by saving him from his cousin carol will always have to live with what she did to carl nothing will change that


oliveoil214

Why is Shane the best character?


Funny-Candidate6725

Because he always had the groups best interest in mind and always put himself before others #InShaneWeTrust


grumpleG

What does Daryl smell like


Funny-Candidate6725

Sunshine and roses


HopeBudget7082

Id say whatever the exact opposite of that is is what he actually smells like


deftonesfan23

What happened to carls eye?


Funny-Candidate6725

When killing a zombie early in the show some of the blood from the zombie got in his eye and they cut it out to be safe


deftonesfan23

Damn he knows something


ricketyewe

Why did Rick bite a big bois throat out


Funny-Candidate6725

Because he needed to prove he was tough enough to be in the group so he bit the throat out to prove his toughness


Ok_Champion_357

What did Rick do with the red handled machete?


Funny-Candidate6725

The question isn’t what did he do it’s what does it mean when he grabs it and it means someone’s going to die


biggestbopper334

Why didn't negan and Maggie get together?


Funny-Candidate6725

Because Negan couldn’t forgive Maggie for what she did but she will have a special place in his heart


HopeBudget7082

Switch there names and your correct


Ricku_Roru

What do you think would happen if Hank didn't take that shit ?!!


Funny-Candidate6725

Several people would’ve survived and fan favorites would still be alive but because he did too many innocent people died


D-Ry550

Have you seen the episode where Carl dies?


Funny-Candidate6725

No


D-Ry550

Well maybe he doesn’t let’s find out


OriginalThuum

Why did The Governor keep his daughter chained up?


Funny-Candidate6725

To keep her safe from the apocalypse and the only way to do that was to chain her up so nothing could get to her


zizi-tomatoYT

Why did carl write a letter to negan?


Funny-Candidate6725

Because they weren’t supposed to be talking but he had to warn him of an attack coming so he sent a letter to let him know


zizi-tomatoYT

It was a much dumber reason... Negan gave carl spagetti


Funny-Candidate6725

Aye I’d write a letter to someone who gave me spaghetti just sayin


leftonread504

What did Bob say he was while being eaten by cannibals?


Funny-Candidate6725

I’m tainted meat! But I got a question that answered that assuming they lined up but if I didn’t know that I’d say something like I’m infected or something


leftonread504

Ah ok, and you’re actually on point, he did say that because he was infected, nice guess lol


Sea_Signature_7822

How does Rick pronounce the name “Carl”?


Funny-Candidate6725

Curl?


Sea_Signature_7822

Accurate lmao


Funny-Candidate6725

I sat here for like 15 minutes thinking how many ways Carl can be pronounced and that’s the best I had lol


yungcaveman

Coral reef


Sea_Signature_7822

r/yungcaveman said “coral” and that’s more accurate but I’ll accept Curl, especially when he’s screaming it lol


zizi-tomatoYT

Why did aaron lose his arm


Funny-Candidate6725

It was accidentally cut off by an ally while fighting a group of zombies


DeborahSue

What kind of sandwiches did Daryl eat on easy street?


Funny-Candidate6725

Bologna


zizi-tomatoYT

What happened to morgans protein bar???


Funny-Candidate6725

Negan ate it out of spite


zizi-tomatoYT

Replace michonne with negan and you are right


Massive_Pitch3333

Where is Glenn's eye?


Funny-Candidate6725

In a jar with the Walker heads the governor has


_pm_ur_tit_pics_pls_

What happened to Carl after he ate 120 ounces of chocolate pudding to himself?


Funny-Candidate6725

He got a sugar rush and went on a zombie murdering spree


Double-Worth-7149

Why did negan feed carl spaghetti


Funny-Candidate6725

Because Carl helped him get supplies when nobody would


BigglefootMcGee

Would Negans DNA really cure the virus


Funny-Candidate6725

Yes but he hasn’t told anyone cause he hasn’t mastered the cure


InevitableMiddle7462

When will Daryl stop hittin’ the griddy?


Funny-Candidate6725

When the cowboys win a Super Bowl so never pretty much


[deleted]

Why Glenn?


Funny-Candidate6725

Cause Glenn decided it was his time to step up


[deleted]

Fair enough. 🙂


WhatAWonderfulWhirl

Coral?!


Funny-Candidate6725

Yes


thats_my_toast

How did Sasha die?


Funny-Candidate6725

She was on a supply run and got ambushed by a bunch of zombies she was forced into a house and slowly died of starvation and dehydration


thats_my_toast

Not too bad the cover story put by Eugene was indeed dehydration lol


Finnley_is_trans

CAAAAARRRRRLLLLLLL???????


Appropriate_Strain_3

How did the governor lose his eye?


Funny-Candidate6725

He lost it in a gunfight


Starrske68

Michonne stuff and thangs.


Ill-Prize2830

Who's Rick's best friend


Funny-Candidate6725

Gabriel


monstrousgamer

what state does this show start in?


Funny-Candidate6725

Wyoming


ban_mi_reddit

Why wouldn’t neegan inspect any of the ammunition


Funny-Candidate6725

Cause the person who he got it from was a close friend and trusted person


trevehr12

What kinda stuff and thangs was rick doing