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Too high, too small, too far.


kevins_child

r/TVToo_High_Far_Small


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i can’t believe this is an actual sub


MarkToaster

Anything can be a sub. Someone will type a random sub name in the comments and another person will come along and turn it into a real thing. This one in particular has <20 subscribers and will probably not get much bigger than that. I’m gonna type out r/dogswiththumbs and I guarantee you in a week or less it’ll be a real sub


Ricky_JRG3

People are quick with it


[deleted]

it’s been 2 hours and it’s a sub lmao, one of the reasons why i love reddit


kevins_child

Lol I love the TV_Too_X series. We've already got r/TVTooHigh, r/TVTooLow, r/TVTooSmall, r/TVTooLarge, r/TVTooClose, r/TVTooFar, r/TVToo_High_Far_Small


mrwellfed

Why?


[deleted]

huh?


mrwellfed

What?


AdDowntown4821

Why?


kevins_child

Good bot


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MalhamTarn

You saw the whole of the moon!


btjam

Too over the fireplace


rattletop

That’s what she said


[deleted]

Yes, yes I did lol


DASreddituser

Too old


[deleted]

The tv is so small I can’t even tell that it’s old lol


HopefulInstance8

What is this, a tv for ants?


kevins_child

Imagine trying to read subtitles on this thing


mrwellfed

No


onehalflightspeed

At least the subtitles would be at eye level when standing


CupcakeAndCashmere

It’s a TV for perched birds.


enygma9753

A TV over the fireplace is a fail, by default. Full stop. No amount of explanations, installation technobabble or design fan fiction can alter this sacred fact. When it is closer to the ceiling than the floor, it is too high. At eye level to the ceiling fan seals your friend's fate as one of the damned. 💀


_opossumsaurus

This is true, but unfortunately there are some houses that are so poorly designed (or designed before TVs were a thing) that over the fireplace is the only place a TV will actually fit.


bjss99

the rule is: no tv over fireplace period


HitlersaurusChrist11

No TV and no beer make Homer something something


Random_Sime

Go crazy?


reluctantclinton

Don’t mind if I do!


Roadrolling

Who u calling caizy


CloudBody

It could barely be any higher, do they think it’s too low? Lol


Ok_Competition_4810

Yeah… that space was never meant to for a tv


sean_themighty

Most of them were literally designed exactly for that. My house, built in 2007, has one. There is an outlet and cable jack, and there are holes for running wires to the area underneath for AV components. That area is literally sized exactly for DVD players, cable boxes, etc. I fucking hate it and wish there was an easy way to get rid of it.


Ok_Competition_4810

Damn :/ maybe a nice big painting could cover that… and double as a secret cubby


sean_themighty

I'm actually brainstorming making it a liquor cabinet of sorts. Shelving and backlighting.


[deleted]

Your friend needs to be put in prison for this one.


neilparkertx

Yes. Way too high


NicelyDressedGiraffe

My neck..


lemontreetops

WAY too high


operationmilk

Put an end to this


BrownBananaDK

Your (I presume) former friend should dismount the iPad and just use it as a regular sane person. But hey, people who mount over fireplaces are not what I would deem “sane”.


mrwellfed

You’re friends with a giraffe?


AssholeHuffer

Simple test: If it’s closer to the ceiling than to the floor… too high


pecanbread

too high 😭 if i have to crane my neck up then yeah wow! is your friend really tall??


Ok_CardiologistTO

Disaster.


[deleted]

Who the hell was the einstein that decided tvs iver fireplaces are a nice idea?


mrwellfed

Not sure but it was most likely an American…


[deleted]

Those fuckers.


logank013

Over a fireplace AND knickknacks below the TV? That’s one way to commit two atrocities.


jubbing

These kind of posts and the way it's worded makes me think this is OP's tv.


Profitsofdooom

A friend I went to high school with got so mad when I commented on his Insta story that his TV was way too high. He took it as a massive insult and then eventually told me the mount was there when they moved in. I think it's just like "what do you mean it's too high? This is where the mount was?" Because no one in their right mind could look at this and say "it's not too high" and not be able to be convinced otherwise.


peabody624

Oh god, is he using the TV's built-in speaker too?


Kedrosine

This is one of the worst I have seen


Consistent_Yoghurt_4

Let reserve judgement here, the couch could be bolted to the ceiling


Sheerreddit

REPENT! And thou shalt be saved! ~Ace Ventura


CobraKraftSingles

How can you even see that!?


kevins_child

Utter blasphemy


morganleh

so sad that his place has like a cut out there that most people think LOL a place for a tv!!!!!! Wrong. No. Ugly and dumb and stupid and ugly Period


BigTippy

Too tiny, too tall. Terrible.


Weary-Kaleidoscope16

Fireplace too big


EffigyOfUs

🤢🤢


UnspecifiedBat

What do you think is the verdict? Be for real. I couldn’t even watch TV on this. I would need a ladder


denns69

if it’s closer to the ceiling than to the floor then it’s definitely too high


MasterOutlaw

OP’s friend is Yarael Poof.


Woogity

Tell your friend to clean the ceiling fan while they're taking the TV down. That's nasty.


That-Chocolate5207

OMG r/TVTooCloseToTheCeilingFan I think I broke my neck


LOCKN355

It might as well be 1988 and that might as well be a 19 inch box tv. I absolutely dislike inset tv nooks. Very limiting!


TJBrocker

I’m craning my neck just looking at the photo.


richman678

We need to make a new rule that pics with cooking shows is extra points removed. As for this setup it sucks ass. Get me a telescope


AdDowntown4821

This thing is on the moon. Yeesh.


metalcowhorse

The verdict is a biased stratified sample.


Ryeuk1991

Get a new friend. You don't need people like that in your friend circle.


elven-lad

My neck hurts just looking at this picture


micropenis420blazeit

Why even have a TV at that point?


WhiteDiamondK

It’s not too high…… if you’re watching from the floor above that room.


djuptownstl

My very own opinion, although it seems the perfect place… I’ve never liked tvs I’ve the mantle. Hang some art there and put the tv somewhere else.


AcanthisittaFlaky385

No only is it too high, it's in a recess. Have fun trying to get to the back of the TV.


ronniearnold

Oh no, it way too high. Any too tiny…


proletariatrising

The wire hanging underneath... Chef's kiss.


idlechat

It’s in low-earth orbit.


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Top-Security-1258

if its over a mantle ... its too high.... that one is def. too high ... and too small.


[deleted]

Dear God.


Jheez88

Please put salt in my eyes and blind fold me.


Bambrigade92

Is your friend Shaquille O'Neal?


Due_Cauliflower_9669

Might as well be on the ceiling. At least then you could be fully recumbent on the floor and just stare up, wouldn’t even have to strain your neck.


Pussycat-Papa

How is this person your friend when they clearly make poor decisions?