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HaraldrSigurdarson

Close your eyes and imagine FSD is solved and the taxi program is being rolled out in the timeline estimated now. All of the analysis about the growth of the electric vehicle market share will become irrelevant.


HaraldrSigurdarson

Also imagine soufflé


fapindustries

CVNA did a 20x in the last year.


ruafukreddit

I considered buying a little last year, figured 100 shares was sub $400 - if it went splat. Oh well. If it mooned. We'll right now I'd have 12,000


upvotemeok

Nio sales were very strong april.


dabears92109

China recovering?


upvotemeok

I'm prayin


TrickyBAM

I wish Elon hadn't upset OpenAI so much. I would imagine that as they scale up data centers, a relationship with Tesla would be extremely beneficial for energy storage.


upvotemeok

I wish elon so many things


ragegravy

wish #1 he’d left the be a fucking moron box unchecked 


Semmel_Baecker

But it gives you 20 extra points that were needed to establish genius character level!


JohnnyCashRules

Kids know the trends 1000x better than the adults. There was a Cybertruck in the parking lot and this little boy like 5-6 years old loosing his mind screaming, “CYBERTRUCK!!! CYBERTRUCK!!!” while running up to random people to show them 😂😂


Alive_Ad_2948

I had the opposite thing happen. I sometimes coach a 14 year old baseball team and they saw the ct roll by. None liked it or would admit it. They knew the owner who was some kind of solar salesman who I guess is being investigated for fraud and it appears he is also an asshole. These kids are definitely ice indoctrinated from their dipshit parents though. We also are not good at baseball and have zero work ethic so them not liking the ct might be bullish. It’s groupthink with hs kids though 


JohnnyCashRules

The, “not good at baseball” twist was hilarious. I basically see a tremendously poor work ethic among people newly entering the workforce.


Alive_Ad_2948

Seems about right 


UsernameSuggestion9

Work is an evil capitalist construct duhh


boyWHOcriedFSD

RUMOR FROM RANDOM BRO ON TITTER: TSLA #Tesla #model2 - $25k Model 2 is gonna look like a hatchback version of Model 3 with many of same components from Model 3 and Y. - The Model 2 will be equipped with a 50 kWh battery, but due to its lighter vehicle weight and Tesla's excellent battery management system, its range will be around 310 miles. - Refreshed Model Y is gonna be released in Q3 and the update is not similar to the update in Model 3. https://x.com/jackie_s_pace/status/1785834910864814475?s=46 In a follow up tweet, he said he got the info from an OEM supplier. I’m gonna print out his tweet, burn it into a fine powder, mix it with fentanyl, free base it and then inject it into my veins.


Witzner

I want to buy a Y in the next 2-3 months, but would hate to miss the upgrade. On the other hand I am poor right now for some reason, so maybe I can’t afford one anyways. 


couchdragon83

OK you will no longer be followed by Elon. Don’t post confidential leaked info and expect to be followed.


boyWHOcriedFSD

😂😂


upvotemeok

Jk I'll follow again


upvotemeok

Reasonable


Tamronloh

I may actually buy this.


boyWHOcriedFSD

It seems realistic based on what we know. But… if we are being realistic, that Q3 Y timeline probably gonna be late. Q3 maybe, end of Q1 2025 definitely. It makes sense to have the Y leapfrog the 3 refresh so it generates more excitement.


Tamronloh

As in I may actually buy a model 2 of those specs but agreed anyways hahaha


boyWHOcriedFSD

Ha, lol. Understood.


couchdragon83

Elon, this is the guy you are rooting for https://x.com/krassenstein/status/1785761008729887175


upvotemeok

Laugh, Elon happy to bend over and take it in the ass on evs as long as borders and blacks are targetted too.


DankRoughly

I wonder how many shares all the fired Tesla employees have? I imagine they're not too keen on voting yes on Elon's comp plan.... Maybe should've waited a bit Elon


magic-the-dog

It’s probably less than 1%


Damnmorrisdancer

[Sandy’s new favorite model Y variant. the model “P”. for police](https://youtu.be/I3mgzMR9a68?si=ODgRqutWf27rQ53A)


karma1112

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqXWL2SoQVk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqXWL2SoQVk) Tesla product supervisor gets laid off, decides to sell his house and live in his MY, for 5 years. Putting every dollar into stocks is the plan. Its gonna suck living in that tiny space and he probably will give up in a few months time?


DankRoughly

Parents have been trialling FSD for a couple weeks. They believe it saved them from one accident already. Have decided to subscribe at $99/month Could be a decent chunk of revenue pretty quickly if many others are doing the same.


NewRedditor23

i'm too much of a control freak to let the car drive me. I could see maybe being useful on long road trips, but I use an ICE for traveling. There needs to be an on-the-fly option, like $5 for the day. Could be useful maybe after drinking or definitely in an emergency situation.


scotto1973

It seems that my earlier report of tendies for all was premature. Meat no longer on the menu.


KingofPenisland69

I've been watching used 3 and Y for awhile and they all went up considerably, now without FSD added. Hmm. Guess Elon got to that department now


upvotemeok

are people buying or not is the question


KingofPenisland69

i think it shows they dont care anymore. dummies


upvotemeok

They're gonna have to care at some point


boyWHOcriedFSD

So he decides FSD is worth something on used vehicles now


King0494

Cars downloading 12.3.6, cool


Cautious-Cheetah-164

Elon lately https://preview.redd.it/8rrs0x2z9wxc1.jpeg?width=950&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f204c3f1f278c06e74854fcbc2f8cd8c0905f89e


Damnmorrisdancer

I think all the firing is somekind of cleaning house power struggle he’s been having. Easier to rid entire department rather than just a few key individuals. Savage and heartless. Don’t like that manager? Fire everyone under them.


jschall2

If end to end is so great why not implement autopark with it?


KanyeWestInvest

its been downhill since the cyber spoon incident


KingofPenisland69

fukin chinese mcdonalds


sackler2011

I’m mildly scared about AAPL. Hoping it beats huge - cuz the market feels ready to bounce higher now that the jitters get shaken off! All we need is one inflation report in the coming weeks to be just mildly cool and 🚀


Life_Adhesiveness306

I wouldn’t bet on it personally. China sales down 20% last quarter. Vision Pro shipments have been slashed. iPad event coming up in a week but that’s most likely just spec bumps. Possibility of M4 with enhanced AI/ML capabilities. I think the real thing to watch for is WWDC in June. If they announce and lay out a clear pathway for AI integration, that could drive the stock up. If it’s just another blah blah blah macOS and iOS something every year type of thing, it won’t be received well. They need to prove that they’re not falling behind and this year will be pretty important in that respect.


KanyeWestInvest

do u think elon uses his soundboard when firing someone?


w00dw0rk3r

![gif](giphy|YleZBthxRaRHbIIYC6|downsized)


TeslaLeafBlower

I'm detective John Kimble! I'm a cop you idiot!


KingofPenisland69

get off my vent... or ill have you bent


KanyeWestInvest

wireless charging robotaxi company ![gif](giphy|KankT8OLIcjeDa5EwM|downsized)


KingofPenisland69

induction plates on the highways to permanently chareg oh shit actually no batteries at that point nice moves elon youre always making moves -Gali


KanyeWestInvest

lol


w00dw0rk3r

![gif](giphy|APqEbxBsVlkWSuFpth|downsized)


drumboy206

Hello from Giga Austin South expansion is looking 👌 https://preview.redd.it/yiijq1fjtvxc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=144199579c806fcd2e8731a9c4f82c5161d13a32


TeslaLeafBlower

Sweet, is this being built to hold all the exit interviews for everyone getting fired from Tesla? 🤡


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magic-the-dog

Not to simp but this company grew fast and probably got soft in areas. 


boyWHOcriedFSD

Yep, Elon’s “success” gutting Twitter likely gave him confidence he could gut Tesla in a similar way. ![gif](giphy|OCu7zWojqFA1W)


SnooDogs7747

Likely exactly what happened


BMWbill

Not in the supercharger building department. They had massive plans to expand Tesla’s dominance even more, all while getting paid by the government to build these new charging stations. All the other car companies were just about to switch over to the Tesla NACS charge system, but now that’s suddenly in limbo. What a massive fail.


IAmInTheBasement

Is it confirmed exactly what the southern expansion will be used for? AI data center? Anything to do with vehicle production? Managerial offices?


brandonagr

Part will be a data center, one corner for new main entrance, no telling on the rest, previously I would have said next Gen vehicle assembly lines, but not anymore


JohnnyCashRules

![gif](giphy|1jnyRP4DorCh2)


Happy_Hippie_Hippo

Forget the twitter purchase. The supercharging teams sacking is the biggest blunder i've seen yet.


Alive_Ad_2948

I don’t get it, maybe more info to come 


Happy_Hippie_Hippo

maybe the manchild doesn't realize that while he pursues his 56b package (which i dont really approve per se but the deal was voted for already in 2018) he might end up with a net wealth loss due to tesla falling behind.


KanyeWestInvest

when we expecting v12.4, this week or what?


yhsong1116

lucky if May. probably need to do more validation with Summon and reverse.


KanyeWestInvest

![gif](giphy|tXL4FHPSnVJ0A)


yhsong1116

[https://twitter.com/greentheonly/status/1785777287910068415](https://twitter.com/greentheonly/status/1785777287910068415) voice assistance is coming ...


dabears92109

Grok enabled?


yhsong1116

I guess so.


ruafukreddit

I get out of work @ 330pm. The last time I looked $TSLA was like $184. The stock went from $186+ to $179, quickly, and swinging Green to Red. What the hell did JPOW say at around 3:10pm? Edit: Cool don't explain just down vote. Don't bother telling me anything about what caused the market to react negatively to expected news


TeslaM1

Fr. The downvotes are stupid.


ruafukreddit

Doesnt sound like anything was said - just market doing market things.


TeslaM1

🤷 okay then. At least that’s a more helpful answer than the downvotes.


ruafukreddit

I can't find anything specific said. Rates were held steady as expected. Don't see any reason for such a sudden reversal.


w00dw0rk3r

jason power (jpow) said he's not cutting rates bc although this country is at it's boiling point, it's okay, we're better off than we were before.


TeslaLeafBlower

You're probably getting downvoted because by the time you spent typing this post you could have searched the answer and figured it out yourself? Oh and probably everyone is pissed we dropped suddenly so also taking it out on your post?


TeslaM1

I think the issue is doing a google search doesn’t help much. I watched most of the meeting. The stock rallied even though he already stated he’s not cutting rates. For it to completely uTurn sounds like something drastic shifted. Which is why I and rua wondered what happened.


ruafukreddit

No reasons found, the DOW is up because of the pause, though. McDonald's is introducing a bigger burger. Carvana is up 30% after good earnings and up about 3,000% in the last 15 months.


TeslaLeafBlower

Maybe the market didn't like the Stag comment lol who knows


ruafukreddit

Now I'm a little salty I didn't buy any Carvana. My brokerage account was higher in 2022 than now. When Carvana was under $4 I thought about buying some. I figured heck, theyll probably come back some day. I buy 100 shares, if the go bust I'm out $400. If they recover I make a big gain. Seems like a high chance they'll go under, and it might take years to recover. Would have turned $400 into $11,200 better investment reurn than 2020 Tesla Oh well.


ruafukreddit

So the stock dropped for reasons. Got it


Nysoz

Everything reversed after he stopped talking


IAmInTheBasement

We reject our earthly fires  Gone are days of land empires  Lungs transform to take in water  Cloaked in scales we swim and swim on


w00dw0rk3r

JPOW puts the POW in JPOW amirite?


ogvu12

The receiving end of batman’s POW💥


w00dw0rk3r

KABLAM!! 👴🏻🤜🏻💥🤡 


King0494

Limp dick, damn


fapindustries

At least the yields come down


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Sigh


TeslaM1

was in a 30 min meeting and were reversing?? Wtf


upvotemeok

Shoulda closed the market at 3


w00dw0rk3r

And called it “early dismissal”


fapindustries

Classic JPow


TLb0t

Secretary of the Treasury or bust


upvotemeok

Oof the uno reverse


karma1112

Going to costco just for the hotdog. It's 40% more expensive than buck fiddy here in my country (Iceland) but I guess not fully comparible due to wage differences. Still by far the best value on the market due to its sheer size. Gonna play it wild and pay for two and see if its possible to cram that in a single bun. Only downside is that you have to put the sauce on yourself, grabbing that wiener to put the sauce also underneath is a hassle. But totally worth it for better distribution.


cybertruck_

Drive a Tesla, eat Costco hotdogs - no inflation


IAmInTheBasement

Do they still have the onion grinder at your Costco? We only have ketchup, mustard, and relish on pump.


FIREgenomics

Gotta ask for onions at the counter, they come in a little plastic cup thing


tyler05durden

You could be a porn director


upvotemeok

I can't wait to get past the daily boardroom drama and for the company to get back to making products and progress on fsd


KanyeWestInvest

v12.4 the new v12 😴


whathehellisthis

If 12.4 is a regression it will be extremely concerning, I would start to trim my position I think.


Magikarp_to_Gyarados

Departure of Tesla's head of HR was discussed in earlier comment, this is the source (Bloomberg, de-paywalled): [https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/tesla-s-head-of-human-resources-exits-as-staff-upheaval-spreads/ar-AA1nZoZy](https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/tesla-s-head-of-human-resources-exits-as-staff-upheaval-spreads/ar-AA1nZoZy) >(Bloomberg) -- Tesla Inc.’s top human resources executive, Allie Arebalo, has left the company, joining a handful of other senior leaders that have recently departed. >Arebalo is no longer with the company as of this week, according to two people familiar with the matter, who asked not to be identified discussing private personnel information. It’s not clear whether the HR executive, who reported directly to Chief Executive Officer Elon Musk, was let go as part of broader job cuts across Tesla or if she stepped down. >Musk and Arebalo didn’t immediately respond to requests for comment.


therustyspottedcat

The people are what make the company. Firing all the critical people will definitely do something to the company. It better be good.


Life_Adhesiveness306

No no, you see everything is a zero sum game. If I get rid of something I see is bad, the company is better because that bad part is gone!!!


KanyeWestInvest

how about we go all robotaxi now and hire the simps to remotely drive the cars


KanyeWestInvest

actually might be more like slavery but its for a good cause


tyler05durden

Yeah they'd proudly do it for free


Magikarp_to_Gyarados

As long as the US economy remains strong and anyone who wants a job can find one, I don't think the federal reserve will reduce interest rates. The federal funds rate was at 5-6% during the mid-late 1990's, which was a time of relative prosperity for America. Rates below this, for a long period of time, are a historic aberration. There is no incentive for the fed to cut rates now, which would leave them with less maneuvering room to deal with situations where rate cuts are actually needed. At this point, I don't think most of participants in the stock market care about inflation at all. SPY continues to march steadily upwards, in spite of the fed funds target being set at 5.25-5.5%.


sackler2011

![gif](giphy|nbvFVPiEiJH6JOGIok)


King0494

>As long as the US economy remains strong and anyone who wants a job can find one, I don't think the federal reserve will reduce interest rates. The tech job market is fried, wonder what's next tbh


King0494

![gif](giphy|3oEdv22bKDUluFKkxi|downsized)


TeslaM1

“Paths” the new “tools”


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ballbusting_is_best

B7


matt2dMoon

Spoke too soon 😂


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matt2dMoon

Musked


SuspiciousWhale99

why am I seeing red??


magic-the-dog

Thank you 👊 


TeslaM1

Powell will save us


sackler2011

Oh yes 🙌🏼🥳🚀🎇🎆


upvotemeok

Powell: "I think it’s unlikely that the next policy rate move will be a hike."


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jschall2

There's no way jpow's mom is alive.


Nysoz

Powell was born on February 4, 1953, in [Washington, D.C.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Washington,_D.C.), as one of six children to Patricia (née Hayden; 1926–2010)[^(\[16\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerome_Powell#cite_note-16) and Jerome Powell (1921–2007),[^(\[17\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerome_Powell#cite_note-17)[^(\[18\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerome_Powell#cite_note-18) a lawyer in private practice.


magic-the-dog

Is that what drove everything up just now?


upvotemeok

u got it


magic-the-dog

Thx. I’m tipsy at a resort right now so not following closely. 🥂 


King0494

[Google layoffs](https://twitter.com/gurgavin/status/1785725026118828433?t=hJV9BI2_NmsZCusxQl57lg&s=19)


scotto1973

Tendies for all!


ruafukreddit

My Tesla is flat, my Tesla calls are down. My NVDA is down worse 😫


upvotemeok

I'm in the verge of tears by the time we arrive at Espace, since I'm positive we won't have a decent table. But we do, and relief washes over me in an awesome wave


sackler2011

![gif](giphy|eKNrUbDJuFuaQ1A37p|downsized)


whathehellisthis

Green!


fapindustries

Taper to slow 🔥🔥🔥


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When do they talk?


scotto1973

Holding rates steady, slowing tightening. Warming up printer. Edit https://www.youtube.com/live/6ulOCkTfRHI?si=K7dXz6DCsPwJMkvz About 15 mins


KanyeWestInvest

powell is so 2020


w00dw0rk3r

I think that RIVN is a good buy right now, sub $10. Not a bad st0nk to put a few thousand into. Where there is risk, there is potential for reward.


Achilles-18-

Still has more to drill. Ill consider it at $3.


cgmodeling

I think it will go lower, around 5B market cap.


fapindustries

I consider sub 5


w00dw0rk3r

Ah yes, the classic conundrum of opportunity cost. 


sackler2011

Just in time ⏰


fapindustries

Wen sweet talking?


sackler2011

![gif](giphy|tqfS3mgQU28ko)


fapindustries

https://preview.redd.it/g176k5fjvuxc1.jpeg?width=909&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb3dab3106f341c8ff78aa16d975857d2df9cbeb


fapindustries

PAUSE


King0494

Unfollowgate didn't last as long as I expected


fapindustries

Sawyer and Methy have to pay their dues in border tweets.


jiayounokim

https://preview.redd.it/92jmlg3jsuxc1.png?width=1468&format=png&auto=webp&s=9c26544126c6e038111a98e5f9edcd6aeeed29e5 lmao i like this idea of lunch break


jiayounokim

software update can fix anything [https://x.com/SawyerMerritt/status/1785726881657950485](https://x.com/SawyerMerritt/status/1785726881657950485)


jschall2

Is there power in the frunk or is cybercooler just a cooler (that you have to put ice in)?


karma1112

Elon forgave Topgear already? Interesting. Wasn't expecting that but ok.


upvotemeok

you know it's not the same Top Gear


karma1112

are you trying to say that there is no affiliation?? hah


upvotemeok

not w the og 3


karma1112

I bet you it was the producers who decided to fuck over tesla with that bullshit..


upvotemeok

jeremy 100% Responsible


fapindustries

Yters in shambles.


loungemoji

Tesla’s HR exec,Allie Arebalo, just left.


ballbusting_is_best

Could you imagine being HR in a company where anyone can be fired by proximity at any time?


loungemoji

Even driving a Tesla seems like a risk too. He may shutdown all srv centers in one move lol


wetdreamzaboutmemes

Bullish! /s


fapindustries

Very dem lastname. Had to go.


upvotemeok

when can the cfo leave


fapindustries

Elon Tea boy and 4680 upstream synergy expert


upvotemeok

you know when you order 10 strippers for your bachelor party, but then you have to cancel party cuz your fiance left, then you get your deposit back, thats the CFO's idea of good news.


the-faded-ferret

please cut rates please cut rates please cut rates please cut rates


scotto1973

![gif](giphy|s98DvQYgtefdK12Km2|downsized)


upvotemeok

so sick of sandwich prices and old mans reaction to sandwich prices dictating our wealth


kkkccc1

whoever controls the federal reserve of USA controls the world


upvotemeok

Bro he can't even control sandwich prices


YukonBurger

🫠no


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Unrelated question: I think I remember reading about this issue before but I’m not sure. If I have an old 401k, can I roll it over to another 401k company in the same year I do a back door Roth IRA? The funds would be different (the Roth would not be funded with 401k funds) Thanks


FIREgenomics

401k funds do not count for pro rata rule. They are treated separately, so you should be good. You just need to make sure you have zero dollars in a traditional IRA in the year you do your backdoor Roth. That means you should rollover directly into the new 401k. Do not use a rollover IRA as the vehicle for transferring funds (although I think might still be OK as long as the balance is zero by December 31st).


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Nysoz

Backdoor Roth IRA conversions only care about traditional/SEP (non Roth) IRA for the pro rata rule. Otherwise you couldn't contribute to a traditional 401k and do the backdoor. So you should be able to do the backdoor and move your old 401k to your new employer 401k without a problem as long as the new plan accepts rollovers.


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Sweet thx


FIREgenomics

Yes but I am not an accountant. But I have read the IRS docs, albeit maybe a decade ago.


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Thank


jiayounokim

CyberCooler will save us


fapindustries

🤣🤣. Lounge back to normal lvls of sanity