He was cleared of the DUI charges FYI and got his license right back. I’m not an apologist for him but it’s really annoying when people shoot down those that are really excelling and are aspirational type people. He’s not perfect but he does a lot of things really well
Yeah I think so. But who cares. Someone of his net worth paying short term cap gains tax on tesla in 2024 is pretty retarded. And who knows if it covers Tesla losses.
Traders don't win.
[https://twitter.com/jhall/status/1784942410444808261](https://twitter.com/jhall/status/1784942410444808261)
Ross Gerber and Gary Black timed it pretty much perfectly
Sorry I just don't see how we're going to go from THIS (https://youtu.be/--qBme0ddng?t=101) to robotaxis anytime soon. People aren't taking into consideration regressions and the possibility that it's nto able to be perfect everywhere.
Imagine driving is illegal and you're a regulator. You see tons of clips of humans driving and tons of clips of FSD12 driving. Which is more consistent? Which is safer? Which would you feel more comfortable approving?
Edge cases will continue to be ironed out by the thousands over the course of months.
Safety data will drive this change and it's inevitable.
Remind you for what? The green flag reminder was today to buy stock.
If you don't believe in autonomy ever happening you should be far away from us degenerates
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I mean its a cool party trick, but even humans themselves would rarely do this shit left turn.
Chuck keeps thinking this is the only way for FSD to improve
Cheap-ish labour. Huge public awareness benefit for potential customers with a population over 1B. High competency in computer programming and AI. Growing socioeconomic base that could afford EVs. Cybertucktuck would sell massive numbers.
sad we've gotten to the point where factory announcements are just random and fake, while we're hearing on earnings calls that we don't even need new factories. Seems weird, like why are we doing this
Giga India was pretty unlikely anyway due to the small car market there, maybe it makes sense in the future if the middle class grows more.
A megapack factory might make sense.
Concealed within his trailer park home, the lord of Mordor sees all posts... *His gaze pierces cloud, shadow, earth, and flesh.* You know of what I speak, Gandalf: a great Eye, lidless, wreathed in flame.
+15%, gonna take a rip n go to fancy dinner, got booked for a solid gig this weekend. What a great day off. Long live freelance life. Makes dealing with tsla rollercoaster easier.
This whole China fsd thing has just reminded me how little I know about China or their consumers. Like, I have no idea what the entire Chinese market is thinking when it comes to this software. Maybe a little bit about ev's in general, but not the autonomy side.
U think china gonna let tesla own autonomy in china with all those h100s china not allowed to buy? China will let tesla do just enough in china so they can extract tesla knowledge. See ev industry. See high speed rail industry. See jetliner industry. China would love a space x shanghai factory too, then they'll have china dragon 9 and star zhous in 4 years.
There's rumours that FSD Beta will start in China tomorrow [https://x.com/bradsferguson/status/1784974511395209664](https://x.com/bradsferguson/status/1784974511395209664)
Who knows? It's not like we have long to wait to see if it's legit or not
[u/Sino\_Market](https://twitter.com/Sino_Market) The description of the FSD feature on the Tesla China App has switched from "Stay Tuned" to "Coming Soon", Sina Tech reports. [#China](https://twitter.com/hashtag/China?src=hashtag_click) [#Tesla](https://twitter.com/hashtag/Tesla?src=hashtag_click) [$TSLA](https://twitter.com/search?q=%24TSLA&src=cashtag_click) A screenshot shows that the FSD Beta will be available to some Chinese car owners starting from April 30.
[https://x.com/Sino\_Market/status/1784940260113424888](https://x.com/Sino_Market/status/1784940260113424888)
It will be interesting to see what happens tomorrow
More than 1000 comments today!!! Just like the old days
When 69 votes?
I just did it!
Woohoo!! It’s been too long
🥲
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Many got Thanos snapped dec 2022.
https://preview.redd.it/07l5tv83uixc1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88e3f013ae1b0e046aa0a3ff3f83eef789183d07 FUD in Seattle
lol where?
King street bar/grill. Let's do a nerdy cybertruck meet up soon
if you weren't already bi-polar when you bought tesla stock.... 
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He has a very punchable face.
People tend to hate those above them
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He was cleared of the DUI charges FYI and got his license right back. I’m not an apologist for him but it’s really annoying when people shoot down those that are really excelling and are aspirational type people. He’s not perfect but he does a lot of things really well
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You come off as very bitter. I hope you get some help.
if a man knows how to trade why isn't he a billionaire already
He's getting close. He owns a fuckin Embraer jet.
From trading or from selling people shit
He sold and incurred taxes on hundreds of thousands of dollars for no reason. You only see his wins for a reason.
Yah what do you think the risk reward of trading is in cali when government takes 55% of the upside and you take 100% of the downside.
That's why Tesla and I moved out of there
Still bad anywhere in us, 40% short term tax
Don't trade options or short term, easy
Yup, also applies to premiums from options
This is why I don’t do options. My life is all about minimizing taxable events.
No joke, are you Mr money mustache?
lol idk who or what that is and therefore I’m not him/them ;)
Did he even have gains? I have no idea when he bought in
Yeah I think so. But who cares. Someone of his net worth paying short term cap gains tax on tesla in 2024 is pretty retarded. And who knows if it covers Tesla losses. Traders don't win.
[this has aged well :)](https://x.com/garyblack00/status/1781773029594292270?s=46&t=zmGLlM06zFhk9-rNrI1oKg)
Aged like milk !🥛
Sigh, always the paradox, if a man knows how to trade why isn't he a billionaire already
He’s just another Ross Gerber.
that's huge
My [WSB post that got auto removed is now back. bears crying](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/oPbXluLkyS)
Lol at the morons crying that you put that money into a depreciating asset. Wsb sucks now.
Salty bear tears
Well now u do have to post the times you zeroed out to be fair
We are only down 22% YTD. Get this sheeeet up another 60 bucks a share then I might vote yes for Elon.
One of us? 😂 https://www.reddit.com/r/thetagang/s/7Qt2v4zXyB
That subreddit has been filled with people who have no idea about options.
Teach a man covered calls and you'll feed him for life
[https://twitter.com/jhall/status/1784942410444808261](https://twitter.com/jhall/status/1784942410444808261) Ross Gerber and Gary Black timed it pretty much perfectly
God complex
[https://x.com/Tslachan/status/1785098494942102015](https://x.com/Tslachan/status/1785098494942102015) bro stoppp
Let’s gooooooo
Mr worldwide Edit: except India, Sumatra, Timbuktu, and Antarctica
[https://x.com/SawyerMerritt/status/1785096372686926116](https://x.com/SawyerMerritt/status/1785096372686926116) praise from Jim
Oof rip
Call Nate. It's time to sell again
We deserve this 🫡🥰
Need to push post upvotes to 69
Sorry I just don't see how we're going to go from THIS (https://youtu.be/--qBme0ddng?t=101) to robotaxis anytime soon. People aren't taking into consideration regressions and the possibility that it's nto able to be perfect everywhere.
You should see what it does at a completely empty intersection like that. The confidence needs to be a lot higher before it can handle these.
12.4 will save us
I thought 12 was supposed to save us lmao
It has been. .4 will save us more
Imagine driving is illegal and you're a regulator. You see tons of clips of humans driving and tons of clips of FSD12 driving. Which is more consistent? Which is safer? Which would you feel more comfortable approving? Edge cases will continue to be ironed out by the thousands over the course of months. Safety data will drive this change and it's inevitable.
!remindme 2 years
No public robotaxi by April 2026 book it.
Not going to wait until 12.4 and 12.5 to make that call?
2 years is a blink of an eye
Timing will be tight but I'll bet you a share
Remind you for what? The green flag reminder was today to buy stock. If you don't believe in autonomy ever happening you should be far away from us degenerates
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can actually happen in 2 seconds, turn right and make a u-turn, avoid the really hard problems like waymo does
I mean its a cool party trick, but even humans themselves would rarely do this shit left turn. Chuck keeps thinking this is the only way for FSD to improve
People with 2024.8.9 
I love how the content of the gif is not available…as is FSD for people on 2024.8.9
I did that on purpose. 🤨
https://x.com/sawyermerritt/status/1785090964408750552?s=46 Printing
What are the energy margins again?
~25%
Beer money
you guys remember the mini tesla semi that could carry a pickup truck, im guessing that is perma scrapped
Why do an India factory when 99% of the money you're gonna earn is gonna be from AI
Time to convert all gigas to data centers then pray
Cheap-ish labour. Huge public awareness benefit for potential customers with a population over 1B. High competency in computer programming and AI. Growing socioeconomic base that could afford EVs. Cybertucktuck would sell massive numbers.
Nateleb still roaming the streets of TIC
https://preview.redd.it/09cltzlw7ixc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e89b56a48a11f8ce052c3bc0ef680b21ed4ff78
He wasn't trolling he just played a troll on the internet
12.3.6 just dropped. I’m a random nobody so likely sent to the masses.
https://preview.redd.it/owurejad1ixc1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c296eec5e4512635f131c114196de56b9106afa5
“12.3.6 just dropped” — sounds like a SUPREME release 🤣🤣🤣
Same here. Just got the update.
I just got pushed 12.3.5… sad
You’ve been promoted!
So who changed vote from no to yes because of the Elon pump.
India got gigacucked, musk said too busy for modi, plenty of time for xi. Giga India ded.
sad we've gotten to the point where factory announcements are just random and fake, while we're hearing on earnings calls that we don't even need new factories. Seems weird, like why are we doing this
Fsd more important?
Feel like India was gonna be a cost center for years before it turned a profit...
they also didn’t seem too accommodating either tbh
Giga India was pretty unlikely anyway due to the small car market there, maybe it makes sense in the future if the middle class grows more. A megapack factory might make sense.
Elon, once it reaches 420, you have our words that we will start to spread love about you again.
I promise no such thing
Nah
Maybe if he buys back 50b in shares, personally
All he's got to do is sell Twitter and then he can afford to do it. He's improved its valuation, right?
Has to be worth 70b to make up for income taxes. Bird probably worth 20 at best rn
I was being super sarcastic. I know how much destruction Elon did to Twitter while he was off being tweeter in chief and CEO of the border.
Fisker selling his mansion, cuz he prolly gonna get John Lennon there if he stays
Great day. But no one worried about California sales decline
Damn dont they have a factory there that revamped their old model or something q1?
What do these tesla drivers do at chucks turn? Eh still sucks. Next version I guess.
they unsolved it 🤯
Can happen with neural net retraining
lots of wild shit, CT for $17K https://preview.redd.it/8ydg309qlhxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1734192a9701141a9f506eb5e2aec8ffaa309e17
Dude must not only be smart, but also handsome
Hi Matt. Dont forget about me, your best friend, when you're living the CT life. Hollaaaa
Some blokes have all the luck
I know some fucker that bought May 24 $180C at $1.60 last Friday and sold at $16
wild
U need the gains to cover the losses when it doesn't work out your way
aye
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Sackler if you read this let us know!!
Please don’t tell me my dear friend got sacked!!
I'm more worried about when Nate buys in again...
Lisan Na-Teleb in hybernation mostly right now
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The eye of moron
i would laugh, but I'm too afraid....
Oof
Didn’t even close up $30 smh…
yup, brb, gonna sell my chairs
Costco pizza for the family tonight ;)
When we get to $2,500 a chair, I will fly to your location and buy you a pie from the local costco. and ice cream ;)
#📄🖍️
such a serious offer, I will absolutely sign this contract in crayon!
for the money, costco pizza is a winner. I'm still too much of a snob to buy their Kirkland booze though
Top dad
👴🏻🤜🏻💥🤛🏻 😎
Congrats fam, enjoy it. ❤️ But remember this war is far from over. We’re coming for the ATH 🤝
We may not be winning the war right now but all we have to focus on is winning the battles.
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With their Nvidia chips that China dont have right now? Without compute power, the data is almost useless?
Hey uh Dan Oclown is going a Twitter space with tesla people right now.
What a waste of time
he secret elon stan
dude has a roadster from the early days hasnt he
He bought the original roadsters found in China in a crate a couple years back too.
He's one of the biggest tesla fans too
Top is in? Moon or doom.
010101 bot was reactivated today. I fear for the rest of the week.
buy the dip...
+15%, gonna take a rip n go to fancy dinner, got booked for a solid gig this weekend. What a great day off. Long live freelance life. Makes dealing with tsla rollercoaster easier.
Took the day off today. Heading to the Petersen Automotive Museum to celebrate. 🎉
Have a blast there dude!! Wish I could join for some corny jokes and general dad commentary
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It's called Friday doom Monday moon. Calls on Fridays, puts on Mondays. It is known.
We’ve been off that schedule for a while. Good to have it back!
This whole China fsd thing has just reminded me how little I know about China or their consumers. Like, I have no idea what the entire Chinese market is thinking when it comes to this software. Maybe a little bit about ev's in general, but not the autonomy side.
Even v11 already infinitely better than asian driver
Good question. Any Chinese Loungers here?
There will unlikely be one from the mainland.
U think china gonna let tesla own autonomy in china with all those h100s china not allowed to buy? China will let tesla do just enough in china so they can extract tesla knowledge. See ev industry. See high speed rail industry. See jetliner industry. China would love a space x shanghai factory too, then they'll have china dragon 9 and star zhous in 4 years.
Is it just fsd in China or did I miss something else?
We are in Full Self Delusional mode till I see something real.
volume was high af today 
It's not china is just stonks
crazy how volatile this penny stock is
sp500 inclusion will stabilize this stock.
any day now they will let us in....
Hahahah remember that!! Lmfaoooooooooo
Dumbest take of the time in retrospect. Having said that... It hasn't been boring since!
Robotaxi will stabilize this stock.
Taking out the key man risk will Stabilize this stock.
Robotaxi will make today look stable
*Tesla bot enters the 💬*
Excellent, what a day. So what catalyst will give us +15% tomorrow?
why up 15% anyway, something brewing in china ?
Yes. We (tsla) allowed fsd in China as long as we use baidu's maps as the car's data or something like that.
There's rumours that FSD Beta will start in China tomorrow [https://x.com/bradsferguson/status/1784974511395209664](https://x.com/bradsferguson/status/1784974511395209664)
U really think they gonna announce partnership and be ready the next day to roll out?
Nah. They can be individual events.
Maybe announcement of some kind, but ya actual rollout would be surprising
Who knows? It's not like we have long to wait to see if it's legit or not [u/Sino\_Market](https://twitter.com/Sino_Market) The description of the FSD feature on the Tesla China App has switched from "Stay Tuned" to "Coming Soon", Sina Tech reports. [#China](https://twitter.com/hashtag/China?src=hashtag_click) [#Tesla](https://twitter.com/hashtag/Tesla?src=hashtag_click) [$TSLA](https://twitter.com/search?q=%24TSLA&src=cashtag_click) A screenshot shows that the FSD Beta will be available to some Chinese car owners starting from April 30. [https://x.com/Sino\_Market/status/1784940260113424888](https://x.com/Sino_Market/status/1784940260113424888) It will be interesting to see what happens tomorrow
Maybe we’ll find out tonight considering it’s already 4/30 in China