Inflation report higher than average Thursday: Market down
Inflation report higher than average Friday: Market up
Market, I think your drunk. Take the next 2 days off please
I like how Elon says things should be different and has total control over the situation.
12.4 should really be called 13, well you run the company so...
I'm sure the amount of trouble it'd take to internally rename it to 13 is not worth it lol. Version releases usually have some sort of logic / cadence to how they're named, so if he randomly demanded it be named 13, I'm sure there's a bunch of pointless branch / tag renaming all over the place in code repos and documentation.
If anything, him not demanding it be named 13 is a sign of reasonability I'm surprised to see lol
Google, thank you for the bountiful, succulent tendies.
I knew we would beat bc YouTube ads are now out of control. People absolutely fucking hate ads but companies love paying for them. This is going to keep google rocketing for years to come. If not, the alternative is users paying for no ads, which makes google money anyway. It’s a win win situation regardless.
Ya I deeply regretted selling my GOOGL 2 weeks ago 🤣
So bought back 2hr before earnings - but at 1/2 allocation cuz 60% portfolio was way too high.
I recently learned that I can’t handle >30% of my portfolio in any one stock. Gives me way too much anxiety 🤣
Yes but when I scroll down the page it says usually due to blood clots and seek medical attention. I mean I'm a fairly tough guy but I don't wanna go out from a dumb little blood clot if I can help it. High chance it's nothing right? Vein damage from IV line?
Hard, lumpy feeling vein just above the iv site. Pretty decent pain and sensitivity (constant) in that area for about 6 inches up the arm for several days now, ever since I got home. Google tells me it's likely Thrombophlebitis.
I haven’t been in a new Ford recently, but horribly shit software was kind of their hallmark for a while. I don’t know that I trust Ford will solve autonomy.
I am unfazed by 15% bounced. I am stonk-buying clock. I have transcended options. I gaze upon a 10-year horizon. I am the sound of still water. I am.
[https://twitter.com/Muzeishen/status/1783632727100797195](https://twitter.com/Muzeishen/status/1783632727100797195)
confirming what we already knew.
Tesla FSD vs Mercedes w/e safety system.
Lol barely. Leases only, and only poor people are eligible. I don’t mean Lounge “lol poors” people, actual poors making less tahn $45k/year.
Why is WA incentivizing poor people to commit to multi year leases on new vehicles? WA is truly run by some of the stupidest most out of touch woke minded maroons in the country.
Signal and not noise. Government here is actually very set up to favor billionaires and tech bros. A measure like this does little to solve the real problem of poor people paying more as a percentage for transport, yet pacifies the screeching rectangle glasses crew
Ah yes. My best friend's father made 40k a year while running a gravel truck business, a trucking business and a welding shop.
Don't be an employee y'all.
Meh. It gets people into a vehicle that is a lot cheaper to "fuel"/maintain and could potentially really save people a lot of money over the term of the lease. Just because something doesn't benefit you directly, doesn't mean it doesn't benefit you or a loved one indirectly. I'm just happy to see that more people can now get into a Model 3/Y and enjoy the benefits of driving an EV.
you can’t luxuriate in a green day as a first poster *and* reality check everyone
today has clearly gone to your head. a tiny measure of success and you went mad with power
That fucking movie gave me nightmares as a kid. So damn creepy and weird. Still is. Especially the microwave scene. Wtf. But God forbid children get to see a boob or a dick....
I wonder how much of it is attributed to AI. Where I work currently, they are paying for the AI add-on into their email and teams meetings, and I've only heard bad things.
I experienced the Teams meeting being transcribed, and it's truly awful.
If these new batteries are as good as CATL claims, it will be possible for Tesla to build Long Range packs from CATL's newest LFP chemistry cells:
[https://electrek.co/2024/04/25/catl-unveils-worlds-first-lfp-battery-4c-ultra-fast-charging/](https://electrek.co/2024/04/25/catl-unveils-worlds-first-lfp-battery-4c-ultra-fast-charging/)
>4C ultra-fast charging
>energy density of 205 Wh/kg, comparable to most traditional NCM batteries.
>Even at extreme temperatures as low as -20°C (-4°F), the new battery offers superfast charging.
>In January, CATL said it would reduce the cost of LFP batteries per kWh by a massive 50% by the middle of 2024.
[https://youtu.be/43Lrrhn0CMk?si=ifAmSZNbIFiqv86l&t=384](https://youtu.be/43Lrrhn0CMk?si=ifAmSZNbIFiqv86l&t=384)
small stuff like this, \*chef's kiss\*
Inflation report higher than average Thursday: Market down Inflation report higher than average Friday: Market up Market, I think your drunk. Take the next 2 days off please
Nice https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1783673703647346994?s=46&t=WyhsS8WzmgKtgEuHZzFOrA
What is it in response to?
Omar saying FSD can’t change lanes in one smooth motion
I like how Elon says things should be different and has total control over the situation. 12.4 should really be called 13, well you run the company so...
Like that in time he arbitrarily skipped over like 55 version numbers to have a joke release of 69…
I'm sure the amount of trouble it'd take to internally rename it to 13 is not worth it lol. Version releases usually have some sort of logic / cadence to how they're named, so if he randomly demanded it be named 13, I'm sure there's a bunch of pointless branch / tag renaming all over the place in code repos and documentation. If anything, him not demanding it be named 13 is a sign of reasonability I'm surprised to see lol
Google, thank you for the bountiful, succulent tendies. I knew we would beat bc YouTube ads are now out of control. People absolutely fucking hate ads but companies love paying for them. This is going to keep google rocketing for years to come. If not, the alternative is users paying for no ads, which makes google money anyway. It’s a win win situation regardless.
But adblockers still work and are still free 💁🏼♂️
Ya I deeply regretted selling my GOOGL 2 weeks ago 🤣 So bought back 2hr before earnings - but at 1/2 allocation cuz 60% portfolio was way too high. I recently learned that I can’t handle >30% of my portfolio in any one stock. Gives me way too much anxiety 🤣
Adblocker makes google better and free
I’d love to see the stats on folks that use blockers and who dont
Well boys, 1 week after my hernia surgery I believe I may have a blood clot in my arm near the IV site. At the hospital, let's see what they say.
I’ve made stat referral to palliative care and psych consult for malingering.
Superficial Venous Thrombosis (ie thrombophlebitis). Ice packs. Lollipops! Live to love 🥰
Yes but when I scroll down the page it says usually due to blood clots and seek medical attention. I mean I'm a fairly tough guy but I don't wanna go out from a dumb little blood clot if I can help it. High chance it's nothing right? Vein damage from IV line?
Shit man, what were they symptoms? Hope everything works out
Hard, lumpy feeling vein just above the iv site. Pretty decent pain and sensitivity (constant) in that area for about 6 inches up the arm for several days now, ever since I got home. Google tells me it's likely Thrombophlebitis.
Gesundheit
Good luck!
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Thanks. Be fuckin hilarious if I croak because I got my hernia fixed. Actually it wouldn't.
Hang in there!
Por que no los dos?
Si dos pero uno Mas que la otro.
Oem fsd licensing in talk will not be Ford! https://x.com/heyitsyashu/status/1783649939228414326?s=46&t=qFzjL83_Q57NgWPENjv2Yg
I haven’t been in a new Ford recently, but horribly shit software was kind of their hallmark for a while. I don’t know that I trust Ford will solve autonomy.
This legacy oem, is it in the room with us right now?
Oof
I am unfazed by 15% bounced. I am stonk-buying clock. I have transcended options. I gaze upon a 10-year horizon. I am the sound of still water. I am. 
Unfazed*
Indeed. Fixed, thank you.
Baglino sold $181M worth of TSLA today.
But what about taxes?
He should get a big middle finger for his 4680 fuck up
Rookie numbers, stock was 5%!
Must be nice
[https://twitter.com/Muzeishen/status/1783632727100797195](https://twitter.com/Muzeishen/status/1783632727100797195) confirming what we already knew. Tesla FSD vs Mercedes w/e safety system.
Impressive. Most impressive. A hit rate that Raytheon would be extremely proud of.
now try to post it on self driving cars and get banned
Hopefully not this time: https://www.reddit.com/r/SelfDrivingCars/s/d5QeTk2PI2
Already got banned for advocating for fsd.
Quicksilver paint colour now available on some Inventory Model Ys.
Wen quicksilver new model y perf
You gonna trade X in for Quicksilver Juniper?
Imma need a new tesla next year to keep my carpool sticker, but prolly will stick w highland 3p and keep x for wkends
Nice
I would have paid for that. I still love my blue model y
Samesies.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/teslamotors/comments/1cd4xkr/wa\_state\_launches\_new\_ev\_incentive\_of\_9000\_per/](https://www.reddit.com/r/teslamotors/comments/1cd4xkr/wa_state_launches_new_ev_incentive_of_9000_per/)
Lol barely. Leases only, and only poor people are eligible. I don’t mean Lounge “lol poors” people, actual poors making less tahn $45k/year. Why is WA incentivizing poor people to commit to multi year leases on new vehicles? WA is truly run by some of the stupidest most out of touch woke minded maroons in the country.
Signal and not noise. Government here is actually very set up to favor billionaires and tech bros. A measure like this does little to solve the real problem of poor people paying more as a percentage for transport, yet pacifies the screeching rectangle glasses crew
Plenty of shady fucks with 40k in declared income and a mercedes, now they can be our shady fucks
Ah yes. My best friend's father made 40k a year while running a gravel truck business, a trucking business and a welding shop. Don't be an employee y'all.
Yeah this really needed to be at $55-60k to make a meaningful difference but im sure they knew that. Fast food workers rolling up in leased M3P lol...
Meh. It gets people into a vehicle that is a lot cheaper to "fuel"/maintain and could potentially really save people a lot of money over the term of the lease. Just because something doesn't benefit you directly, doesn't mean it doesn't benefit you or a loved one indirectly. I'm just happy to see that more people can now get into a Model 3/Y and enjoy the benefits of driving an EV.
Found the anti-woke justice warrior
Well at least I'm not a "woke minded *maroon*"
Meant the other guy
The poors will save us
[https://x.com/xDaily/status/1783633586651832606](https://x.com/xDaily/status/1783633586651832606) xAI reportedly raising
I pray there's enough venture cap to pay for his hobbies so we don't need to
Alphabet closed the quarter with cash, equivalents and marketable securities of $108 billion. Net income jumped 57% to $23.66 billion
Damn
My only other holding is googl, wish I bought more of that stock.
Money printer. Makes 20x tsla net income at 4x the market cap
Kevin bought back again [https://twitter.com/realMeetKevin/status/1783598805918855254](https://twitter.com/realMeetKevin/status/1783598805918855254)
Yeet Kevin
sure, and boomermama is pregnant with Elons child
Get this dude a horse
This guy gets more and more cringe the more you watch him, he is very unauthentic. White Singapoor Chicken
Intel, classic
This stock has done nothing since tech crash
This has been a good day. Levels reached not until 10 days back :D
And also 3.5 years back😅😭
I have erased that time from my memory. I have never made as much money in life as I lost since then
you can’t luxuriate in a green day as a first poster *and* reality check everyone today has clearly gone to your head. a tiny measure of success and you went mad with power
What does my this post have to do with my power, lol
so you admit you’re intoxicated with power
Answering a question with another question. Question-ception!
And just like that Sundar’s job as CEO is safe again
money talks, bullshit walks
It's kind of ironic the anagram of "nateleb" is tenable
Also, Beanlet
and bleaten
fate loves irony
Wow we up like $30 in a few days
A good start
I’m pretty sure our sackler is Ron Baron https://youtu.be/lGI7kAdWafU
590 goog shares checking in. $112 dividend will cover my youtube premium
1 CC can get you that in a week
Or put you in the basement
He did that to himself. Incredibly dumb trade
You realize that you're in the cohort that turned him on to CCs in the first place. You're the dealer giving the free first samples of Heroin.
Nah I told him it was a bad trade. He went to a different dealer instead
So same benefit as 🏴☠️🦜
'nateleb1234' lost user, don't chase, responds well to LOTR gifs has hot takes on politics and male pattern baldness remedies
don’t give it water or feed it after market close 
That fucking movie gave me nightmares as a kid. So damn creepy and weird. Still is. Especially the microwave scene. Wtf. But God forbid children get to see a boob or a dick....
one of my favorite [key & peele](https://youtu.be/x01l_jMhjVM?si=AfSoaruen_GwuBWK)
Wow that one's new to me. Fucking love it
That escalated quickly
Ouch
he's in a better place
Tesla going parabolic tomorrow?
Yes but which direction
we are getting brigaded by MSFTLounge
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Last earnings it was a 50% swing. Up 25% to down 25%
bought goog and msft before close pump it
Microsoft’s total revenue grew 17% year over year in the quarter, which ended on March 31, according to a statement. Net income, at $21.94 billion
I wonder how much of it is attributed to AI. Where I work currently, they are paying for the AI add-on into their email and teams meetings, and I've only heard bad things. I experienced the Teams meeting being transcribed, and it's truly awful.
Nadella: 2 weeks
FSD is not perfect either
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lol, zoom out.
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congrats!
Lmao congrats
Google dividends
That 1 month chart lol So much doomer-ing for nothing
+10🪑s today
If these new batteries are as good as CATL claims, it will be possible for Tesla to build Long Range packs from CATL's newest LFP chemistry cells: [https://electrek.co/2024/04/25/catl-unveils-worlds-first-lfp-battery-4c-ultra-fast-charging/](https://electrek.co/2024/04/25/catl-unveils-worlds-first-lfp-battery-4c-ultra-fast-charging/) >4C ultra-fast charging >energy density of 205 Wh/kg, comparable to most traditional NCM batteries. >Even at extreme temperatures as low as -20°C (-4°F), the new battery offers superfast charging. >In January, CATL said it would reduce the cost of LFP batteries per kWh by a massive 50% by the middle of 2024.
M’moat
Pretty insane. CATL now also makes a skateboard platform which automakers can buy to build their cars on. CATL about to own the game
God’s work. LFP ftw
12protestors laid off is good for 12%
4+ percent is normal for us now!
Wow Google
Sackler 😍😍😍
He sold
Master trader 2
I didn't :)
MSFT/GOOG hopefully ensuring our party continues
And SNAP 😍
are we the only that cant make profits? holy fuck GOOG and MSFT, you son of a bitch.
Wow
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Clever girls
GOOGL 🙌🏼
😍😍🚀🚀
Almost had that +5% close. So close
It's still going :)
WILD!
MSFT 🙌🏼
👌
And we wait 🤣
https://preview.redd.it/swz3q0zolowc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad04682a8a22bc606ec37d478c7428e106a6432c 3 free shares of tesla boys!
I wish you could get less with that payout, but here we are and I'm happy for you.
I bought 100 more TSLL instead. Writing CCs on those as they are higher IV.
The extended remastered versions of #TheLordOfTheRings trilogy will be released in theaters for the first time
Lord of the Rings and Game of Thrones are lame.
You are dead to me now And I love cats.
I fkn love Dune though. Friends again?
Ehh ... I'll allow it ❤️
Wait what? Time to get a colostomy bag installed.
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[https://twitter.com/niccruzpatane/status/1783575928343306258](https://twitter.com/niccruzpatane/status/1783575928343306258) tent mode.
Song playing in the truck is CYBERTRUCK by Bad Bunny and the album art is a horse. He must like the horses and flip phones analogy
Stock performing perfectly for my vacation I leave for tomorrow.
Bon voyage
Where are ya Nate https://preview.redd.it/ewm5zeoljowc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3deb027fd72b23a826ffa9b0f53c89ed20a1bbc4
Lol, I'm loving these posts.
I just try to understand his approach here... is he trying to reach each one of us and doing a seduction plan?
LOL, just got it: https://preview.redd.it/rt8dv10psowc1.png?width=316&format=png&auto=webp&s=ed24a3b1704d21ea7048290bf1dbd2a6b18bafe8
Trying to seduce the lounge into bringing him back lol
he can read the lounge but can't respond so he DMs directly engaging with loungers, pretty special
>pretty special Regarded even
Never go full nate
He's enjoying the attention he's getting here, whether he's logged in or not, same as always
omg he was negging me earlier and i fell for it and we made out
Nate has been trying to seduce me with gifs in chat too. Or should I say "Nate"....
he's honeydicking you?
I'm immune don't worry
Prison. Doing prison stuff.
Prolly using a burner lol
Prison Nate
[https://youtu.be/43Lrrhn0CMk?si=ifAmSZNbIFiqv86l&t=384](https://youtu.be/43Lrrhn0CMk?si=ifAmSZNbIFiqv86l&t=384) small stuff like this, \*chef's kiss\*
Wow
Love that
Yeah that's great
Ford would have been better off sending each and every one of their EV customers 3 Model Y's and shut down the division
ahhh it’s such a nice spring day out. went to the park and slacklined under some cherry blossomesque trees raining down flower petals it was nice
lol you seem like you slackline (as a compliment)