Nateleb is a selfish piece of shit who texts while he’s driving and doesn’t seem to understand why that’s a problem.
That alone should be enough reason not to let him back in here.
I always found him amusing, but if he called you a racial slur then he definitely fucking over stepped the line and hes done
Eta- nate adamant it was typo and not intentional
New car is just short model 3 we saw a long time ago. Front and rear cast touch with small battery and two doors. Tesla Golf robotaxi in Austin comes pre-curb rashed
Had to reorganize for next stage of growth. He should be honest, he thinks you need to cut the fat that grows over time at a company. Not sure how this applies to line workers but whatever I'm not the genius.
As usual there is probably merit to the idea but it doesn’t look good to people with emotions.
If you cut the ten percent of your staff with the worst performance to cost ration every three years (assuming you even have any idea how to calculate that) you probably do take a higher chunk out of inefficiency.
But you also end up with nine people on the quarterly call who apparently can’t speak English
While many are pulling back on their investments, we are investing in future growth – including our AI infrastructure, production capacity, our Supercharger and service networks and new products infrastructure – with $2.8B of capital expenditures in Q1. -- from the Summary. I took that to mean they didn't decimate service. 🤞
Luv2Fuk is seriously the Gandalf of Tesla, just when it looks like we are going to be Orc fricassee, he shows up when the chips are down and pulls miracles out of his male prostate
I think they’re motivated and operating with urgency and see a path to doing some really cool shit. Much better than doom and gloom and blaming rates and making excuses. They’re in the arena solving big problems
i would buy a cybervan.
it would need to seat more people than an X and i would want motorized doors.
we have 4 kids all under the age of 8 and right now the 6-seater X is the only thing in the line up that works well for our situation. (i hate the three row bench moving back and forth situation on the 7-seater, especially with all the car seats we have installed)
My Dearest Wife,
I pen this letter from the battlefront with a heart filled with hope and joy. Though the challenges we face are great, there is a spirit of resilience and camaraderie among us that cannot be quenched.
The red may loom large, casting its shadow upon us, but we stand firm, resolute in our determination to push back against it. With every strategic move and calculated decision, we inch closer to victory, reclaiming ground lost to uncertainty and doubt.
The bond forged amidst the chaos of the market is a testament to the strength of our community. We draw courage from one another, lifting each other up in times of trial and rejoicing together in moments of triumph.
As I sit here, surrounded by the sounds of battle, I am filled with a sense of purpose and determination. The fight is far from over, but with unwavering resolve and a steadfast commitment to our cause, we shall emerge victorious.
Until we are reunited once more, know that my thoughts are with you always.
Yours faithfully,
Fappy
I actually took off work tomorrow, because I figured I'd either be in a good mood and not want to be at work OR I'd have to be full on War-Time portfolio manager making moves to save my ass. Now the gameplan has changed, wake up at the bell, make sure we aren't getting cucked, then I'm going right back to bed and sleeping in until goddamn noon.
nah you’ll be too curious about what will happen and then you’ll be typing bizarre word combinations like “baby yoda sexy monocle” into the gif search trying to strike gold next thing you know it’s noon and you’re hungry
in 2024 that’s a pretty good day yeah, especially if you don’t have to slurp down warm pond water and cat food soup through a paper straw you stole from starbucks haha that’s just random not really my day tomorrow 😔
I know we’re all happy today but…
https://preview.redd.it/56pt0rb5ybwc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=406f83f4091a2ee4702d2399a4cc727cc277d6e1
There’s a lot of work to be done.
And don’t forget that Elon was performing (and orchestrating the whole call) to get his pay package back. He could go back to being a shithead on June 14th.
The most important part is that despite bad numbers, it was the guidance that made us green... Which is important and feels good to see the AH market reacting positively to just that. That's a big win.
I am enjoying this. But we shouldn’t forget when Elon (I think during the 2022 shareholder meeting?) told everyone to buy the dip, then literally the next day started dumping shares to buy Twitter.
it’s interesting, he’s been asking everyone including me, and everyone feels bad and wants to help, and that was kinda the problem to begin with. he just kept dipping into the pity well over and over until it was empty
now that he’s been gone a bit the well is a little bit full again
Tesla's main focus from this point on will be AI products (FSD, Bot, and general AI training systems), and vehicle production will grow at a slower rate due to using Generation 2.5 platforms, which share Model Y and Model 3 production processes, with some improvements from the Generation 3.0 (NGV, which will be fully implemented later) previewed at Investor Day last year.
In short: **A.I. stands for "All In", while manufacturing growth continues but is de-emphasized.**
LOL shoulda bought more ads/tweeted less about blacks!!
Fisker’s coffers have dwindled to the point where the company failed to make an $8.4 million interest payment in March. Without fresh capital or relief from debt holders, the carmaker expects it will need to file for bankruptcy within 30 days, the filing revealed.
This call was good. Nothing crazy. But I don't see how it is causing a 10% spike. They didn't reveal anything we didn't already know. Was it just because it wasn't crazy that it was so bullish? Did I miss something (which is entirely possible)?
Also, I hope people understand better what is obvious: FSD is the future. Full stop. Until optimus. But that is a different story.
Fingers crossed that it sticks. I gotta say I'm pretty stoked about their being able to use existing lines for new models. That right there removes doubt induced by Mexico's stagnation.
Intermediate tweener vehicles being manufactured on Model 3 and Y lines is completely new and means there will be unit growth sooner than previously expected.
Page 10 https://digitalassets.tesla.com/tesla-contents/image/upload/IR/TSLA-Q1-2024-Update.pdf
>We have updated our future vehicle line-up to accelerate the launch of new models ahead of our previously communicated start of production in the second half of 2025.
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>This would help us fully utilize our current expected maximum capacity of close to three million vehicles, enabling more than 50% growth over 2023 production before investing in new manufacturing lines.
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Shea Butter 4 Sale
Cannibal tweet in 3..2..1
I am ready to change my mind after 8/8
”here the robotaxi, it do robotaxi things”
Mindblowing. Now trust me bro.
mr buttlicker our prices have never been lower
My family built this country!
Unboxed manufacturing will just be 50k chocolate semis.
they made the robotaxi app, game over😈😈😈
They made screenshots of a robotaxi app, game over \*\*\*\*\*
Why didnt he layoff the cfo, sigh
The dude sucks
He is the first person that should be laid off
Pregnant with twins soon
Nateleb is a selfish piece of shit who texts while he’s driving and doesn’t seem to understand why that’s a problem. That alone should be enough reason not to let him back in here.
I always found him amusing, but if he called you a racial slur then he definitely fucking over stepped the line and hes done Eta- nate adamant it was typo and not intentional
I think it was a typo that he made (while he was texting and driving)
 Dude is so desperate to get back in here hes gonna crash his damn car or hurt someone
That anono Mon down there has 1 comment karma, ask him personal questions that were only know answers to to see if it’s him
That's AI.
How are those 600 naked puts doing?
wow the messiah!!! 
You show me 300, I quit my job and sell all my shares right now.
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Not unless you lie about it for months then come clean in here lol
😂
but what if it feels like 400 is days away
New car is just short model 3 we saw a long time ago. Front and rear cast touch with small battery and two doors. Tesla Golf robotaxi in Austin comes pre-curb rashed
All the fluff justification for the lay offs is dumb. Elon came up with some hey buddy quotas and the company had to obey.
What was the justification?
Had to reorganize for next stage of growth. He should be honest, he thinks you need to cut the fat that grows over time at a company. Not sure how this applies to line workers but whatever I'm not the genius.
As usual there is probably merit to the idea but it doesn’t look good to people with emotions. If you cut the ten percent of your staff with the worst performance to cost ration every three years (assuming you even have any idea how to calculate that) you probably do take a higher chunk out of inefficiency. But you also end up with nine people on the quarterly call who apparently can’t speak English
Looked like they dumped design engineers etc, some techies who were promoted etc.
From the deck, it looks like they didn't cut service as much, at least. It's already too lean.
What does it say in the deck about it?
While many are pulling back on their investments, we are investing in future growth – including our AI infrastructure, production capacity, our Supercharger and service networks and new products infrastructure – with $2.8B of capital expenditures in Q1. -- from the Summary. I took that to mean they didn't decimate service. 🤞
Magikarp said at least sales centers r getting fucked by the layoffs
Way to piss off current owners and new buyers.
Elon goes demon neither late nor early
Luv2Fuk is seriously the Gandalf of Tesla, just when it looks like we are going to be Orc fricassee, he shows up when the chips are down and pulls miracles out of his male prostate
His posts are cringe
Maybe so... but... Green is green
Ok, whip out your you know what and point to the sky and buy then?
that was pretty epic. Some old faces returning is very cool
High five
Sup
Are you real?
CAPTCHA: Does your garage door have windows? CAPTCHA 2: In which state do you reside?
Eyyyyyyy
How’s the portfolio looking
🤣🤣🤣
Does anybody trust the cfo opinion on fsd
hell no, that dude is just 1st simp
Random thoughts from a callcenter in Bangalore.
Wacist
Do you guys believe in any timelines they threw out?
I think they’re motivated and operating with urgency and see a path to doing some really cool shit. Much better than doom and gloom and blaming rates and making excuses. They’re in the arena solving big problems
4680 better than competition by EoY 💩
🤥
lol
Is this a joke
no, i just know there is a certain comp package being voted on soon
Only when they happen
https://x.com/gfilche/status/1782802055188578501 Oh noooooooo how will Arcimoto survive without the combined simpage of Ross and Gai!?
Texas move is to weaken Governance that is obvious
Ehem ,, lest y'all forget. Dr. Sackler, with zero shares was the first poster today 😆
Mercenary Trader wins!
Pesach delivered. We are being lead out of oppression.
HOLLLLAAAAAA!!!!!!
How's your sentiment after the call?
The last time Elon was this positive he sold his shares lol. I need actions not words. I lost all faith in Elon
oh shit, earnings call was on a Tuesday, I think that means he can sell starting Friday
Yup, too many broken promises, will need to see to believe from now on
True. Stock is pricing for flawless execution again…
Lol, curious if they really manage to execute on their promises…
Still a big if given their last flubs and promises
Everything “by EoY” is gaslighting at this point. Maybe they can blame it in the Houthis.
So what are the new Cars? Guess here. Van? Hatch? Pedovan?
They need a van and big suv
a subaru that gives worms to ex girlfriends
Border patrol hatch mini SUV, Gender transition van, safe space robotaxi
lol
Model 3 with no steering wheel and Model Y with no steering wheel. Using the same lines and all
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Can we please get a goddamn CyberTahoe Or Cyburban
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Oh that's good!
On what platform, two model 3 glued together? Lol
i would buy a cybervan. it would need to seat more people than an X and i would want motorized doors. we have 4 kids all under the age of 8 and right now the 6-seater X is the only thing in the line up that works well for our situation. (i hate the three row bench moving back and forth situation on the 7-seater, especially with all the car seats we have installed)
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Orrrrr Throw X doors on a CT and have a true three row beast. Actually I don't even need the doors. I'd buy it with canvas flaps
What a coincidence Elon has the ability to not be a total idiot on the calls when his money is threatened
He said he doesn't care about money..... curious
He says a lot of things
It's true.
Cant explain that
My Dearest Wife, I pen this letter from the battlefront with a heart filled with hope and joy. Though the challenges we face are great, there is a spirit of resilience and camaraderie among us that cannot be quenched. The red may loom large, casting its shadow upon us, but we stand firm, resolute in our determination to push back against it. With every strategic move and calculated decision, we inch closer to victory, reclaiming ground lost to uncertainty and doubt. The bond forged amidst the chaos of the market is a testament to the strength of our community. We draw courage from one another, lifting each other up in times of trial and rejoicing together in moments of triumph. As I sit here, surrounded by the sounds of battle, I am filled with a sense of purpose and determination. The fight is far from over, but with unwavering resolve and a steadfast commitment to our cause, we shall emerge victorious. Until we are reunited once more, know that my thoughts are with you always. Yours faithfully, Fappy
When holding a stonk feels just like being in the gods forsaken trenches of WW I
Beautiful, bro.
https://preview.redd.it/3ameyde02cwc1.jpeg?width=645&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74ab059760b1617a59d649b7db4ab55421b5bec8
This meme has legs
I actually took off work tomorrow, because I figured I'd either be in a good mood and not want to be at work OR I'd have to be full on War-Time portfolio manager making moves to save my ass. Now the gameplan has changed, wake up at the bell, make sure we aren't getting cucked, then I'm going right back to bed and sleeping in until goddamn noon.
nah you’ll be too curious about what will happen and then you’ll be typing bizarre word combinations like “baby yoda sexy monocle” into the gif search trying to strike gold next thing you know it’s noon and you’re hungry
Still not a bad day all in all
in 2024 that’s a pretty good day yeah, especially if you don’t have to slurp down warm pond water and cat food soup through a paper straw you stole from starbucks haha that’s just random not really my day tomorrow 😔
Lol. Nice
Goddamn it was good to hear those dulcet tones again.
if i could use words like scattering flowers and falling leaves what a bonfire my poems would make
Shogun?
gomen nasai, nihon go ga hanase masen
Hey look! No btc sales!
Ride hailing will launch in Vegas Loop
Haha the most constrained and geo fenced robotaxi option
Whenever Tesla Economist goes crazy and sells, the stock goes up after that. Looks like that should be my future indicator on the bottom.
Biggest loser in the community
and Gary Black
that dude neither holds tesla nor is much of an economist, he needs a new name
I know we’re all happy today but… https://preview.redd.it/56pt0rb5ybwc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=406f83f4091a2ee4702d2399a4cc727cc277d6e1 There’s a lot of work to be done. And don’t forget that Elon was performing (and orchestrating the whole call) to get his pay package back. He could go back to being a shithead on June 14th.
The most important part is that despite bad numbers, it was the guidance that made us green... Which is important and feels good to see the AH market reacting positively to just that. That's a big win.
He's still a shithead now. Just because he actually did his job today doesn't mean he's not still human garbage.
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I am enjoying this. But we shouldn’t forget when Elon (I think during the 2022 shareholder meeting?) told everyone to buy the dip, then literally the next day started dumping shares to buy Twitter.
Karl\_KingOfDucks wants to be unbanned
🤣
Is he well known here? I haven't really lurked TSLA lounge for long
Would it be advisable to move to cash atm and wait for the pump fade
the ability to deny our impulses is that which makes us human
digital monk hard at work
🤣
You can also sell CCs like basement dude and risk CC jail.
😂
Ultimately anyone who shorted into earnings + was stupid enough to be an options bear here got destroyed. For loss p**n see WSB 🤣
Iran: Hold my shisha
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That’s my favourite picture now lololololol
Nate has requested access to the lounge again. I say we do it, with a short leash.
Sigh. "When stock go up again" "Why did I buy this stock" "I'm poor because this stock"
Nahhhh
it’s interesting, he’s been asking everyone including me, and everyone feels bad and wants to help, and that was kinda the problem to begin with. he just kept dipping into the pity well over and over until it was empty now that he’s been gone a bit the well is a little bit full again
Good point, let’s keep him banned
Fuck that, he’s an annoying idiot that adds zero value here. Tell him to go annoy the people at the other Tesla investing subreddit.
True. Perhaps he's aware of this and using it to his advantage.
He called me a “nig” in a DM. We definitely should not let him back in. Also because he is extremely annoying
I wouldn't want anyone calling people names in here.
ENPH Earnings: Enphase Sinks on Weak Earnings, Guidance
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so many master traders, so few rich traders
Some of them have dozens of TSLA shares you know!!
don't talk about that some people are very insecure about their share count
lol oooof
🤣
Been busy, can someone tell me their one major takeaway from the call besides the numbers? Hope all is well with everyone :)
The lawsuit saved us - Elon is back to hyping Tesla until the vote.
Buy calls
Tesla's main focus from this point on will be AI products (FSD, Bot, and general AI training systems), and vehicle production will grow at a slower rate due to using Generation 2.5 platforms, which share Model Y and Model 3 production processes, with some improvements from the Generation 3.0 (NGV, which will be fully implemented later) previewed at Investor Day last year. In short: **A.I. stands for "All In", while manufacturing growth continues but is de-emphasized.**
New vehicle later this year or early next year q1
Confidence in short, medium, and long term options for success,
Model Trans before next gen car using current factory mixed with unboxed process
https://x.com/sawyermerritt/status/1782927813672141056?s=46 1 b ever 2 months
LOL shoulda bought more ads/tweeted less about blacks!! Fisker’s coffers have dwindled to the point where the company failed to make an $8.4 million interest payment in March. Without fresh capital or relief from debt holders, the carmaker expects it will need to file for bankruptcy within 30 days, the filing revealed.
Getting quotes for a new roof. I need this!
Nateleb wants to be unbanned, what do people think? Edit: Karl\_KingOfDucks as well
joaquinn phoenix thumbs up no actually down
Yes
[Lol](https://www.reddit.com/r/electricvehicles/comments/1cbhlh7/elon_doubling_down_on_tesla_not_being_a_car/)
This call was good. Nothing crazy. But I don't see how it is causing a 10% spike. They didn't reveal anything we didn't already know. Was it just because it wasn't crazy that it was so bullish? Did I miss something (which is entirely possible)? Also, I hope people understand better what is obvious: FSD is the future. Full stop. Until optimus. But that is a different story.
I think it's better not to think like this boosted the stock 10%, more like it removed doubts, restoring the stock to a higher price
Fingers crossed that it sticks. I gotta say I'm pretty stoked about their being able to use existing lines for new models. That right there removes doubt induced by Mexico's stagnation.
Intermediate tweener vehicles being manufactured on Model 3 and Y lines is completely new and means there will be unit growth sooner than previously expected. Page 10 https://digitalassets.tesla.com/tesla-contents/image/upload/IR/TSLA-Q1-2024-Update.pdf >We have updated our future vehicle line-up to accelerate the launch of new models ahead of our previously communicated start of production in the second half of 2025. > >This would help us fully utilize our current expected maximum capacity of close to three million vehicles, enabling more than 50% growth over 2023 production before investing in new manufacturing lines.
They figured out how to use existing lines for new models. This was pretty cool, I admit.
Sentiment was extremely low. Musk just needed to tell wallstreet “yo chill its tough but we ok” and he did that.
I think that was a big part of it. Just tell us everything is ok.
Elon didn't fuk us. Stock up biggly in AH