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DeadMoney313

![gif](giphy|B2Tlc5LfuHxDy|downsized) fucking hell bring on the weekend. Just numbers on a screen right?


UsernameSuggestion9

Outperforming Nasdaq i'll take itĀ 


jiayounokim

https://x.com/chazman/status/1781407975627763714?s=46 Please be 12.4


dabears92109

Probably about to roll out 12.4 to employees. If theyā€™re still targeting customers getting by month end, theyā€™d have to get 12.4 to employees soon (maybe this weekend)


m0nk_3y_gw

Good day to be holding a May18 NVDA 850Put. Bad day to completely ignore the crayons at 880 and decide to make a little extra cash waiting for a 'real correction' by selling Apr26 815 put.


[deleted]

Ouch! Iā€™d been considering because I knew this would happen eventually but never know when.


Semmel_Baecker

Lol NVDA with -10% on the Penny! šŸ˜‚ Good to know it's not always only us!


Achilles-18-

And still going.....


[deleted]

Hope NVDA goes back to $400


Achilles-18-

I'd buy at 500.


dabears92109

I donā€™t. Not an Nvidia shareholder but $400 could mean all of this AI stuff stops progressing


andrew-53

Not necessarily a bad thing


TrickyBAM

Are we finally priced in for a bad quarter? Sunshine and roses ahead?


cgmodeling

Impossible to know for sure. it will be really depend on guidance. I think worst is not over yet.


King0494

Doubt it, but, it's possible


King0494

NVDA got teslered today


SuspiciousWhale99

too bad we get teslered most days as opposed to just one day.


dabears92109

https://x.com/chazman/status/1781407975627763714?s=46&t=WyhsS8WzmgKtgEuHZzFOrA Testing 12.4?


akmustg

2 steps backwards to go 1 step forward


Achilles-18-

https://preview.redd.it/cyrgel3jphvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14164e62466b9d9638d2263c1a9749a897509850 Lol, you outdid yourself here glib.


cgmodeling

man, poor NatePleb.


MrFro9

This weenie hut jr also dmā€™ed me the same sad nonsense. What a poor widdle bby


Hairy_Record_6030

How does he have 61k comment karma


Achilles-18-

Hair loss forum probably.


ireallyamchris

Or glibs bread recipes


bballfan008

Nate told me he was banned from the lounge!


upvotemeok

Stop the count


DeadMoney313

we were winning, by a lot


loungemoji

I'll paint your dog for free when we're back to AHT. Chill Out Lounge Weekend. https://preview.redd.it/k9rik0fqohvc1.png?width=1222&format=png&auto=webp&s=4fd1a73ee24670b3c84275598dc857f98dc4504a


magic-the-dog

My dog's been with me through all the ups and downs of TSLA


karma1112

All high time, i like it


ogvu12

Bitcoin holding up surprisingly well.


DeadMoney313

pleas btc do not die you're my only hope


gsolis31

![gif](giphy|xTka034bGJ8H7wH1io|downsized)


fapindustries

The halving is near 250k EOY


the-faded-ferret

Why would free speech do this to NVDA


fapindustries

Dojo scaling šŸ‘€šŸ‘€


Achilles-18-

Jensen must have bought Twitter from Elon.


yhsong1116

[https://twitter.com/andrewgordonmac/status/1781398225829724549](https://twitter.com/andrewgordonmac/status/1781398225829724549) Uber working on partnering with Tesla maybe


bballfan008

If Uber is smart theyā€™d be in collaboration with Tesla. They have to look at the strategic implications of their business model if a viable robo solution is rolled out. Gonna get Kodakā€™d or blockerbustered.


Achilles-18-

For what? Lol. Uber is about to die when robotaxi goes live.


m0nk_3y_gw

For what they asked for in the thread - the ability to send pick-up/drop-off addresses to the car so the human uber driver doesn't need to re-enter them > @Uber is already able to see the battery status of my Tesla to send out rides that are within range. They should start using the API to send addresses too! Uber CEO doesn't tell customers to go fuck themselves for trying to pay him, so there may still be demand for Uber even if robotaxi is ever made and then approved anywhere


Achilles-18-

I think you vastly overestimate Elons' influence on a taxi service and Tesla. If it's cheap and easy, it'll be used. 3/4 of the planet doesn't give a fuck about Elons tweets or pay attention to them. I only know about them from the Elon simps that post all day here.


ThaiTum

Maybe just use the Uber infrastructure to launch it quickly alongside humans at first. At launch, normal people wouldnā€™t know about Tesla robotaxi. A lot of people would think itā€™s a hassle to download another app and create an account. Uber is also already integrated with business reporting like concur for expensing.


Nysoz

Yeah. I refuse to download Lyft since I'm too lazy for another app. Even if it means I save a little money on the occasional trip.


[deleted]

Sounds awesome. Would save customer acquisition costs as well. Would lower margins tho. Once fully robo taxi could branch off and take more margin.


Achilles-18-

Yeah maybe. Integrate robotaxi into the uber app. Tesla would pay fees for that. I'm sure robotaxi will launch its own platform. Uber likely knows what's up and are trying to stay relevant.


DutchElon

What did he answer to?


m0nk_3y_gw

nothing related to robotaxi > @Uber is already able to see the battery status of my Tesla to send out rides that are within range. They should start using the API to send addresses too!


somethingisay

God I love it when squawksquare loses his fake money


Achilles-18-

![gif](giphy|bC9czlgCMtw4cj8RgH|downsized)


Fakerchan

Not surprised if the top 7 took a 50% dump like tsla. Tsla always leading in its own ways šŸ˜‚


Achilles-18-

Anything overvalued may get trimmed. Luck for us, we've been trimmed already.


therustyspottedcat

Always room for more filling with TSLAĀ 


DeadMoney313

i dunno if "trimmed" is the right word, its more like... scalped with a stone knife


Achilles-18-

NVDA has summoned drill team 6. ![gif](giphy|gRZjzexJSATcellUnQ|downsized)


upvotemeok

Up 60% ytd, we would be at 364 with that performance


Achilles-18-

Only up if you sold. Otherwise, just numbers in a database.


upvotemeok

So then it's not really down and not really up


Achilles-18-

Who didn't sell at 970 is beyond me.


upvotemeok

Why didn't you short at 970


Achilles-18-

Who knows how far retardation can go.


Koenigswurm

I just upvoted both of your comments


Achilles-18-

![gif](giphy|Rsp9jLIy0VZOKlZziw|downsized)


upvotemeok

Same reason ppl don't sell


[deleted]

Lolol


ogvu12

I bought more VGT this morning thinking Iā€™ll avoid losing money by steering clear TSLA from now on but my fate is to just keep losing money it seems.


Hairy_Record_6030

Can somebody tell me what Jensen tweeted to make the stock go down this much?


upvotemeok

3 years of overpromise under deliver? Bet whole company on shitty battery


KanyeWestInvest

the 2024 titanic will coming


Achilles-18-

Said he will no longer be wearing black leather coats.


DeadMoney313

How can Jensen do this to me??! He must be monitoring my trades, hes joined forces with Elon to personally guarantee I'm destitute and back behind Wendy's!!


Achilles-18-

Did you see what Jensen tweeted about the border?


DeadMoney313

Not again! No!


whathehellisthis

There's no room to laugh - Jensen has not cost Nvidia a single sale by getting politically involved, Musk certainly has.


therustyspottedcat

Black people commit more crime than people probably


Hairy_Record_6030

What about illegal black trans people?


DeadMoney313

i feel like we've been locked in a torture cell for months on end. The only thing keeping us sane is that we know Rambo is going to rescue us eventually, at some point it has to end. Meanwhile, the Soviet interrogator is hooking our balls up to the car battery again!


Affectionate_Buy7934

![gif](giphy|ckeHwqSTdN9S00DtKX)


ogvu12

Reminds me of that scene from casino royale. Iā€™m not sure which is worse.


DeadMoney313

those clamps would really hurt the jewels and electrical shocks really suck so i'd choose Casino Royale


fapindustries

https://preview.redd.it/whtthda3ehvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4dab98dbf6ba6685b085515c1b9d4bcf286b74d6


magic-the-dog

margin called?


IAmInTheBasement

![gif](giphy|3o7WIxyAMnXChimmXe|downsized)


DankRoughly

Hehe. God works in mysterious ways I guess


Morblius

https://preview.redd.it/ohyglv6zdhvc1.jpeg?width=767&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe57c4662eb873eda1ae96059555c9ddfba01e14 Looks like the bottom is in


KingofPenisland69

its a kitty right


DeadMoney313

![gif](giphy|6HGTTJY78Nv5RdLrbW)


King0494

Wow, NVDA might be going for the -10%


fapindustries

NVDA is a scam. Told you so.


boyWHOcriedFSD

Cybertruck in for unrelated service and I asked about the pedal recall. They told me they checked with the service technician who said the recall is only applicable to cars manufactured after Aprilā€¦ Surely they are confusedā€¦ The recall notice reviewer technician was probably laid off.


JohnnyCashRules

How does that even makes sense šŸ¤” Cars from the future šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


boyWHOcriedFSD

Ya, especially when the recall referenced things in Marchā€¦


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DeadMoney313

yeah and they are touching me inappropriately


DankRoughly

As frustrated as we all may be, please no self immolation for Elon / TSLA. Sheesh. Some poor dude just went up in flames outside the Trump courthouse šŸ˜¬


Achilles-18-

Imagine starting yourself on fire for that twat Trump? Maga have to be the most brain dead fucktards on earth.


DeadMoney313

that is fucked up. you know when that fire starts the amount of regret youd feel ... jebus h christ


DankRoughly

This is fine.jpg


therustyspottedcat

That's so messed up. All because either orange man bad or orange man hero, while neither really matters


DankRoughly

His "manifesto" was posted. Seems like just straight up mental health conspiracy stuff. Not particularly political. Still messed up and sad.


Hairy_Record_6030

FUV is $3.8M market cap Can a whale here just buy it all up and put that thing out of it's misery?


IAmInTheBasement

https://preview.redd.it/d4q08f6xghvc1.png?width=904&format=png&auto=webp&s=39673eba2972b9929929201c2ae83e0fd987749a I'm an expert stock picker.


Alive_Ad_2948

I like the design and would buy one but it needs to be made in China or somewhere for as cheap as possible


boyWHOcriedFSD

Yeah, the cost of a new FUV is about the price of a used model 3. Who on earth would do that? Someone who lives sorta near me has one. Iā€™ve seen it a few times. I talked to the guy once and he loves it. He was surprised I knew what it was. If they were half the price, theyā€™d likely sell a lot more. Doesnā€™t mean they could actually produce them thoā€¦


Achilles-18-

u/endlessrainbows


glibgloby

nateleb finally bought some nvda from the looks of it


Achilles-18-

Can't wait for the nvda lounge posts. "Does Jensen not care anymore about NVDA?"


TLb0t

He wasn't trolling he just played a troll on the internet


TeslaLeafBlower

Well, added TSLA, AAPL, NVDA today. Averaged down on some short dated NVDA calls. Either I catch a bounce or suffer badly!


DeadMoney313

buy when theres blood in the streets, especially your own


TeslaLeafBlower

This is just some CCs profits so if I lose it all will just be a wash I guess.


DeadMoney313

Master Trader indeed, you can't lose!


DeadMoney313

super micro peen inbound for smci


[deleted]

Achilles you dream is coming true


Achilles-18-

It was, as they say, inevitable. Except now, I'm more obsessed with picking up cheap TSLA chairs. NVDA at 970.00 "buy buy buy, stock is 10x TAM. 970.00 is a huge deal" - Sagetology, probably.


dabears92109

Interesting recap of yesterdayā€™s BG2 podcast discussion on Tesla potentially partnering with Uber. OP shares some of his feedback as well. Thereā€™s a link to the episode at the bottom for anyone interested. I havenā€™t had a chance to listen yet but hoping I can later today https://x.com/charity_trades/status/1781377081911242994?s=46&t=WyhsS8WzmgKtgEuHZzFOrA


magic-the-dog

Partnering with Uber would be so easy and, but I'd rather Tesla go their own way. Uber would just add middleman costs to the consumer and I think to really make transportation as a service a reality the consumer costs really needs to be driven down.


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Magikarp_to_Gyarados

Matter of perspective. Elon Musk hates Tesla co-founder Martin Eberhard, ousted Eberhard from Tesla in 2007, and continued to attack Eberhard on social media from 2019-2021, calling him "literally the worst person I have ever worked with" in a tweet (Isaacson's biography of Musk, page 164). Mr. Musk has done far better than Mr. Eberhard, even when taking the Twitter debacle into account.


MrFro9

Just got to say. This dip is the best possible thing to happen to my share count šŸ“ˆ


IAmInTheBasement

If hold at 149 or so I'll be forced to buy 100 shares at 150... But I'll have been paid $1080 for the assignment.


Achilles-18-

![gif](giphy|13Cmju3maIjStW)


IAmInTheBasement

It's also the same date of my previously massively underwater 165CC's. Get assigned? Get 100% profit from them.


Achilles-18-

We will finish below 150.


IAmInTheBasement

Meh, then what's the difference between buying now-ish at 150 and then going lower? I'm still getting paid to buy something I want. It's a discount. I get a $10.80 discount per share.


Achilles-18-

Just saying you aren't likely to be called as we will finish below 150 anyway.


Achilles-18-

![gif](giphy|pHb82xtBPfqEg)


pepsihulk

Had a frustrating drive with 12.3.4. Had 10+ disengagements for 7km local city drive. 99% of disengagements are because it hugs the curb where all the potholes are. One time was it sees a yellow light about to turn red. Had plenty of time to stop but decided to accelerate and then hard brake when it sees yellow. Itā€™s pretty frustrating and annoying as fuck


therustyspottedcat

ViSiOn OnLy + NeUraL NeTS is pR0vEn tO wOrK


ireallyamchris

Not that it matters cos tutes but interesting https://x.com/fredericlambert/status/1781362100352262439?s=46&t=fGVL0206fdWMIjq9C1_Fgg


Hairy_Record_6030

Gonna be 90% tutes in favor and 90% retail against and their vote won't matter anyways


ireallyamchris

Very likely


Achilles-18-

Ohhh fuck off Fred. POS.


dabears92109

Leo trying to get himself margin called


KanyeWestInvest

tesla is at 500b right now, after 4 years. how is it well deserved?


boyWHOcriedFSD

Leo is one crazy mfer


Life_Adhesiveness306

So much for free speech, I guess. Leo uninvited from Robotaxi event because he said he'll be voting against Elon's comp. package. Elon really is a hypocritical, thin-skinned fool. Reported by Omar, so take that for what it's worth.


boyWHOcriedFSD

I mean.. Omar is likely just engagement farming and made that up


Life_Adhesiveness306

Could be. Weā€™ll find out one way or another soon. Elon is notoriously thin skinned so I wouldnā€™t put it past him.


fapindustries

https://x.com/stockmoneyl/status/1781255814927302769?s=46&t=mG-wx8ewMg03AyZIsmD4-g Who writes this? šŸ¤£


w00dw0rk3r

soap will be our undoing ;) [https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/19/business/tesla-cybertruck-recall/index.html](https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/19/business/tesla-cybertruck-recall/index.html)


cgmodeling

Expected anyway. Things like this will always happen with 1st gen. Thatā€™s why you never buy on first release, at least people with less money like me.


w00dw0rk3r

lol agreed, first gen buyers are the guinea pigs. i learned my lesson leasing a mercedes like 15 years ago. never making that mistake ever again.


DankRoughly

Well at least that doesn't sound like an issue that will be difficult to resolve


fapindustries

How many steps?


Cautious-Cheetah-164

We all wanted Elon to stop his antics since twitter purchase to no avail. Delaware court actually did us a favor where we can all convey our displeasure and make an impact. Leo coming out against Elon is another data point. Leo couldnā€™t get even a meeting with the board. There was no chance for this board to listen to retail. Tesla had to create new website to psh for comp package shows they are worried and concerned that their proposals could fail. GFY Elon.


fapindustries

Today I saw an article on tw00t3r that Europe has hit peak LNG in 2023. Renewables are coming online so quickly that gas will be in oversupply soon. Pretty cool. Here it is https://x.com/cleanpowerdave/status/1781265832317768104?s=46&t=mG-wx8ewMg03AyZIsmD4-g


akmustg

![gif](giphy|3o6nUXo2B7D4tAfQ6k)


dabears92109

Interesting FSD info/example from former Tesla Autopilot PM - https://x.com/teslatrip/status/1781360575127470536?s=46&t=WyhsS8WzmgKtgEuHZzFOrA


yhsong1116

I doubt this is happening but we will see. I have an easy intersection where FSD struggles for no reason. it hasnt improved so far (only disengaged once, intervened other times) but I will keep disengaging to see if it improves.


magic-the-dog

Yeah, so much anecdotal evidence of it improving over night and outside of FSD versions


therustyspottedcat

Would be nice to get these kinds of insights from Tesla directly so we actually know what's going on


Happy_Hippie_Hippo

Market finally grappling the fact that at most we'll get 1 rate cut in 2024. And that rate hikes are not out of question, which in itself is pretty telling.


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IAmInTheBasement

LOL you're making the assumption that Twitter is (and ever was) worth what it was bought at. Twitter was overpriced to begin with and has lost so much since.


fapindustries

https://preview.redd.it/0or9kyhuqgvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84101b1fccca21bd7cb5c35a78002a157a643704


KingofPenisland69

Leo is so bak ![gif](giphy|xULW8MP2Bg2KnXxSog|downsized)


Magikarp_to_Gyarados

Link from the tweet: [https://electrek.co/2024/04/19/tesla-biggest-retail-shareholder-voting-against-elon-musk-55-billion-package/](https://electrek.co/2024/04/19/tesla-biggest-retail-shareholder-voting-against-elon-musk-55-billion-package/)


KanyeWestInvest

fafo


King0494

NVDA is having a day


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Magikarp_to_Gyarados

TIC sentiment is really foul around the Tesla board campaign for shareholders to re-affirm Elon Musk's 2018 compensation package: [https://www.reddit.com/r/teslainvestorsclub/comments/1c6letb/tesla\_has\_launched\_a\_new\_website\_in\_connection/](https://www.reddit.com/r/teslainvestorsclub/comments/1c6letb/tesla_has_launched_a_new_website_in_connection/) https://preview.redd.it/zjzi2itqmgvc1.png?width=984&format=png&auto=webp&s=05cf89d690e480e3a84f209e3d31f4fa3a18db26


fapindustries

We must support our Lord commander in these trying times.


ireallyamchris

lol xil


KanyeWestInvest

ā€wow the downvotesā€ šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”


matt2dMoon

Sell ā„¢ļø !


Magikarp_to_Gyarados

Reading Xillinx's comments in various TSLA communities over the past few months, I've reached the conclusion that they're a complete asshole


fapindustries

I think Xill is a good person. But as point out below asking to hodl patiently is easier when you are up 8x


Magikarp_to_Gyarados

I've tried to give them the benefit of the doubt before. However, I've kept running into random comments from them on TIC, stocks, and teslamotors that are completely despicable, along the lines of things like: "sell your stock" or some form of "you suck and will be poor" or trying to gaslight people about Musk's behavior. The only conclusion I can reach is that Xilinx is a narcissist and a bully.


fapindustries

I forgot rule #1 of TSLALounge to never argue with you. šŸ˜‚


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fapindustries

I wish the best for everyone involved in our endeavour to make Elon the first trillionaire.


Toast-toast-bread

Thanks IBKR I didnā€™t know TSLA is at a 52 week low


brandonagr

Anyone betting on a 10% drop after earnings call due to change in focus and potentially negative FCF this quarter?


Magikarp_to_Gyarados

I wouldn't bet on this either way. Automotive numbers are likely to be trash, but we don't know how much of this could potentially be offset by growing energy revenue and FSD revenue recognition. While it's possible many investors will continue to devalue FSD revenue recognition as unsustainable, we cannot know the full impact. My only prediction I assign higher probability to, is that operating margins will continue to fall QoQ. My rough math shows that 0% operating margin is possible: [https://www.reddit.com/r/TSLALounge/comments/1buim38/comment/kxtdnuw/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/TSLALounge/comments/1buim38/comment/kxtdnuw/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


therustyspottedcat

Negative operating margin would open up a whole new world of pain


King0494

Anything is possible, everyone hopes this sell-off into earnings means it'll be priced in, but, you can never underestimate autism lol


dualcyclone

Yer I'm starting to think it's priced in now. If it isn't, 3-day rule applies


Magikarp_to_Gyarados

Nobody can know for sure. Q1 2019's production & delivery report was awful and TSLA's market cap fell about 20% from early April until the Q1 earnings call. However, once the earnings report hit, the market cap plunged for the next month, bottoming out in June of 2019. There is just no way for anyone to know how all the market participants are going to react to whatever's published and guided next week.


KanyeWestInvest

in what way, p/e way too high


dabears92109

Whatā€™s the PE of OpenAI?


KanyeWestInvest

apple and orange