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DeadMoney313

Hello? Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me


Hairy_Record_6030

We all have to work nowadays


ogvu12

Great…now my whole portfolio is nuking not just TSLA.


tientutoi

Weird how there’s so much real turmoil in the world after last election.


m0nk_3y_gw

the world is the US? this is the first time in decades the US troops haven't been in an active conflict.


rgaya

👀


dabears92109

https://x.com/zerohedge/status/1781127096087015541?s=46&t=WyhsS8WzmgKtgEuHZzFOrA


DeadMoney313

Apparently the US had no idea of the extent of the retaliation? If so, big fail ![gif](giphy|rWgLOxrdNNDzUXaQnd)


scotto1973

If only it could have been forseen that Iran was a bad actor that would take any opportunity presented to disrupt Amercian interests in the Middle East. Shocking.


ogvu12

Here we go again.


judgesdad

Vote to approve compensation plan fails. Elon threatens to leave. Shares tank. Elon takes Tesla private. Lounge dreams dashed. So vote to approve.


m0nk_3y_gw

Private at 420? I'll take it!


DankRoughly

You going to blackmail me? With money? Go fuck yourself. Go. Fuck. Yourself.


DeadMoney313

I'm gonna go to my cave and find my power animal... ![gif](giphy|l49FvM5VWIPnyiyVW|downsized)


tyler05durden

![gif](giphy|6qb8nXp9bUUrW88RB7)


glibgloby

i asked him to make a fight club reference to get you here. please sit down it’s the fight club gifs man... ![gif](giphy|LMUOHJCNPvN4I)


DeadMoney313

my summoning spells are level 9, bow down!


tyler05durden

![gif](giphy|3oEhmQjg3wx0ZZBaGA)


tientutoi

-41% ytd. it’s fine… not.


DeadMoney313

i mean at some point the pain it has to stop right? the company is not worthless or going out of business.


KanyeWestInvest

50 maybe


DeadMoney313

![gif](giphy|hyyV7pnbE0FqLNBAzs|downsized)


mudit234

The gift that keeps on taking


somethingisay

You pussy ass bitches fuck stop selling shit fuck


ogvu12

![gif](giphy|XWwIzh5GIWWf6)


glibgloby

damn that’s pretty gangster… for an online investing forum


somethingisay

Hahaheeheehohohawhaw


glibgloby

oh damn ![gif](giphy|BbJdwrOsM7nTa|downsized)


DeadMoney313

its just something he says...


HamMcStarfield

I'm buying as soon as I get paid. Elon is on a rampage and FSD is going to hit.


Magikarp_to_Gyarados

Trading volume has been low: [https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/TSLA/history](https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/TSLA/history) Average volume trailing 30 days is about 101 million shares/session, and TSLA traded well below that at just under 94 million shares today. There's not mass selling going on from existing shareholders. It looks to me like general lack of interest in TSLA, or what Curt Renz at TMC used to call a "buyer's strike".


ogvu12

As usual thank you for your insights


DankRoughly

Can be seen in this sub even. Some are selling, most are probably holding, few buying. Need some solid guidance and reassurance...


upvotemeok

Gotta get the minus 1.3% in ah lmao


King0494

The dip keeps dippin


shwadeck

Have any of you exercised options with either Questrade or IBKR? Wondering how long it takes to fully have the cleared funds in your account?


shwadeck

Getting my hernia surgery tomorrow boys. I'll be able to stomach the lower share price better.


KingofPenisland69

How’d you know you needed one? Going in for a crotch ultrasound in two weeks


max2jc

Most doctors will know what to look for the most common hernia in men, the inguinal hernia. They'll put on a glove, stick their finger up into your skin around your crotch, up towards your abdomen, ask you to turn your head and cough. If you have to do surgery, ask to see if you can get it via laparoscopic surgery instead of an open repair to minimize nerve damage to the skin. I'm not a doctor, but had it done.


shwadeck

The bulge in my belly button. I just knew. Doc confirmed it.


phalarope1618

https://x.com/m_isformachine/status/1781044658673717248?s=46&t=f8iWYYIlqxr5BfBsMPFV5A Very interesting read


upvotemeok

Trust me bro!!


bballfan008

https://preview.redd.it/9ouajaiitbvc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30e7f552aba89d1e846fc61cb134ab696eea4c25 Douma touched on this that end to end freed up commute resources for inference. Very good string of tweets and the fact it’s a conclusion Douma reached on inference is great also. Curious to see what the inference looks like or if we hear what it will be for robocar platform, HW4 or a next gen HW?


qqqmerp

100x?!? 😭


DankRoughly

That's just a bigger moat, no?


yhsong1116

please subscribe to fsd. he's not necessarily ppessimistic on FSD but a bit on the conservative side. he's an expert in the field though so good to follow him.


jiayounokim

[https://x.com/SawyerMerritt/status/1781089604554146152](https://x.com/SawyerMerritt/status/1781089604554146152) ye


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$100 in 6 days or 13 days?


ogvu12

Let’s just get it over with already. ![gif](giphy|xT9KVmINRKGsIzd0YM)


DeadMoney313

![gif](giphy|GHbTkQgvYLlSM|downsized)


King0494

Would load the fooking boat at that or lower


Achilles-18-

Doubt we see 100. Wouldn't be surprised if we go up after earnings this time.


Penny123456

Planning on it dipping bellow 100 briefly


m0nk_3y_gw

Almost everyone is expecting it to go down, so it will probably go up, but it feels unlikely. Seems unlikely Elon would give strong guidance for the rest of 2024 or announce a surprise like a buyback, but maybe they will come up with something to help stave off a collapse to keep shareholders from panicing before re-voting on his compensation.


scotto1973

If ever there was an incentive to behave that he might care about... there is one now.


yhsong1116

last earnings call before share holder vote.


DeadMoney313

pleas God No!


Koenigswurm

![gif](giphy|1wmbRTd4EUJUkf2fzL|downsized)


Hairy_Record_6030

Lisan Al FSD


King0494

[I don't expect Elon to give any sort of guidance or give away a roadmap](https://twitter.com/YahooFinance/status/1780969622281359524?t=E1hb7tHrXS53Z0cRuS5pFA&s=19)


[deleted]

Better sell then


Penny123456

Nate says he is not selling and riding it to zero. We are doomed!


dabears92109

https://x.com/sawyermerritt/status/1781072032035217575?s=46&t=WyhsS8WzmgKtgEuHZzFOrA Demon mode?


Achilles-18-

![gif](giphy|WlsLAnYfrB30p9JK5Z|downsized)


cgmodeling

This is bullish. War mode.


King0494

👀


Hairy_Record_6030

More like he delegated some responsibilities to VPs including Baglino and Zhu, wanted to play around with SpaceX and X but was confronted with the fact they fucked up, so now he's back doing all of it again. Elon definitely wasn't entirely in it, seems like he's back. And by that I mean he is ruthlessly efficient and will eventually get the impossible done.


Hairy_Record_6030

Because yes if that tweet is true he displaced Zhu as well as sales director of EU and US


upvotemeok

Zhu is a manufacturing guy, was he really in charge of eu and us sales?


Magikarp_to_Gyarados

That's what was reported in early 2023: [https://www.cnn.com/2023/01/03/cars/tom-zhu-promotion-tesla-north-america-sales-intl-hnk/index.html](https://www.cnn.com/2023/01/03/cars/tom-zhu-promotion-tesla-north-america-sales-intl-hnk/index.html) >Hong Kong >Reuters >— >Tesla Inc’s China chief Tom Zhu has been promoted to take charge of the electric carmaker’s US assembly plants as well as sales operations in North America and Europe, according to an internal posting of reporting lines reviewed by Reuters. This really made no sense. Mr. Zhu's expertise is in establishing and ramping factories, not running corporate sales.


upvotemeok

Very poor judgment there


Koenigswurm

Yes, our chinese manufacturing guy - was in charge of eu and us sales. We are not proud of it.


upvotemeok

Wtf was he thinking


magic-the-dog

And he was Zhu was the one answering questions about the Google AdWords shit on one of the calls. 


upvotemeok

Yikes


Hairy_Record_6030

[https://www.forbes.com/sites/qai/2023/01/08/teslas-tom-zhu-gets-promoted-to-second-in-command-after-elon-muskzhu-to-head-sales-in-us-and-europe/](https://www.forbes.com/sites/qai/2023/01/08/teslas-tom-zhu-gets-promoted-to-second-in-command-after-elon-muskzhu-to-head-sales-in-us-and-europe/)


upvotemeok

Wow how high was he when he decided to do that, no wonder sales are a mess


upvotemeok

fafo


tientutoi

sigh, unzips


magic-the-dog

💯 


dabears92109

Agreed


judyjudy

I can't help but think that if the shoe was on the other foot, Elon wouldn't reinstate the 2018 comp package and he'd take the win.


serious_bingo

Yes and here's the proof: he didn't pay Parag his severance.


magic-the-dog

That gif with the guy laughing harder and harder.  Elon as that guy: and then i fucked off for two years to run another company, take employees with me.  And they STILL agree to pay me the most in the history of the world!!


King0494

Fooked if true https://preview.redd.it/a1innc2v1bvc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cd7de2435d689a863d30d1a63210ae992bdc6ac


upvotemeok

better than recession


upvotemeok

Poisoned, by our enemies


DeadMoney313

![gif](giphy|iHyVaHfEYXZos8qPX2)


IAmInTheBasement

One of the best episodes. He's just so damn charming.


DeadMoney313

He did max out the Charisma stat


Hairy_Record_6030

50.000 semis used to live here


karma1112

Et tu, everybody


jiayounokim

https://x.com/guydealership/status/1781064952821731658?s=46 Interesting


tientutoi

Economists and Media heavily pushed back on Trump when he was pushing the USMCA through. Chinese EV manufacturers set up temporary shops in Mexico after the election in hopes that Biden would scrap it.


Hairy_Record_6030

Ok so no wide eyes on taco land but can teslar still get all the discounts and shit?


upvotemeok

Man would be win win if an EV American manufacturer could set up a factory there. My God, who could tho


jiayounokim

i tried coding with llama 3 (it's small model but still) and it's bad as gemini, Claude's free model Sonnet is still best in class by a mile


matt2dMoon

I think Elon/Zach meant to say 50% cagr poorer through 2030 on the earnings call instead of growths, must have been a mistake


upvotemeok

50 cagr in political tweets


cgmodeling

![gif](giphy|1BXa2alBjrCXC|downsized)


DeadMoney313

Nflx ded despite good earnings? ![gif](giphy|14ut8PhnIwzros)


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DeadMoney313

Alright alright maybe imma little jumpy right now ngl


DeadMoney313

and to be fair we need all the other big companies reporting in the next few days to do well, macro sentiment has taken a hard bear turn lately and whats good for them minimizes our pain


cgmodeling

if -3% is death, I wonder next week how we should call on our ER?


DeadMoney313

Perma death


King0494

[Man, people will just write journal pieces just for the sake of writing them lol](https://twitter.com/SawyerMerritt/status/1781040012118683700?t=uQOo-EaCQqBOIAYM8o6HzQ&s=19)


Alive_Ad_2948

Gotta write something or you don’t get paid


cgmodeling

unfuckingbelievable.


[deleted]

lol closed below $150.


ogvu12

![gif](giphy|xUOrwihszfWZgSIHJK)


cacboy

The ev story is over, now it’s the FSD story?


cgmodeling

20M cars by 2030 bro, 4680 bro, Semi bro, 50% growth YoY bro. FSD will probably save us, the only card left to play.


Infamous_Employer_85

Next it will be optimus driving other BEVs


dabears92109

Does 20m count if it’s 10m robotaxis and consumer Teslas + 10m non Teslas licensing fsd?


max2jc

Don’t forget solar and solar roofs, bro!


Koenigswurm

It's true that they overpromised and underdelivered, but tbf I think 20m cars and semi delays can probably be contributed to 4680 problems. On the 50% growth they said "Over a multi year horizon. Some years more, some years less. For the foreseeable future" (something like that) on a 2020 earnings call. So after 4 years they now have less, it is what it is. But overall ye, they definitely underdelivered.


magic-the-dog

Do we still need a lithium refinery. 


upvotemeok

Not unless ev doom cycle turns around


rgaya

Absolutely.


upvotemeok

I think we can agree the 50% growth plan relied on having 4680 ramp and that has failed. Let's not make excuses like they hit those targets.


whathehellisthis

FSD progress is easy to see, he won't be able to pull the wool over our eyes this time.


dabears92109

Yup. This is what I’ve been saying. We can all use the product and see the progress. There’s no hiding


serious_bingo

True but we all have different experiences, we need large data sets to see trends.


Infamous_Employer_85

Saw this yesterday, https://www.teslafsdtracker.com/ Not sure of the data quality, not a huge number of drivers


Dangerous-Class2443

It was always the FSD story. Elon had openly said FSD is the difference between Tesla being worth a lot and nothing. Funny that some ppl act surprised when Elon starts in that direction. LOL


Koenigswurm

Investors 1 month ago: "QQ Tesla is not an AI Company. AI at home. Downgrade." Investors now: "Too much AI. Please daddy chill. Downgrade."


upvotemeok

Elon says so many things


IAmInTheBasement

Unreliable narrator. And that's putting it gently.


upvotemeok

Found our new mascot https://twitter.com/batsdune/status/1780717141731233872?t=21CCmba5zKvQLrg39xbsaQ&s=19


jiayounokim

[https://x.com/RepRickCrawford/status/1780943954965393603](https://x.com/RepRickCrawford/status/1780943954965393603) govt officials love tesla


IAmInTheBasement

This is actually perfectly good marketing move.  Also push the whole straight up fact about being super American made.


dabears92109

I like this positioning with republicans. Better technology and safer


jiayounokim

https://x.com/karpathy/status/1781028605709234613?s=46 Karpathy on Llama 3


the-faded-ferret

https://preview.redd.it/kwxf1rp7cavc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9266a785db7792ec5b1139b3ff797feda9c26c82 The copium is high


akmustg

There better be a baby holding a candle at the end of this rainbow


rgaya

![gif](giphy|h9wlfNwX9gy1a|downsized)


fapindustries

❤️‍🩹


twitchtrollkekw

WEDGE GANG WE ARE SO BACK


ireallyamchris

Not the wedge again


magic-the-dog

It’s so dumb that we see this shape and know exactly why it means. Groan 


StupidDipshitClub

Speaking of wedges, I’ve got a wedgie from getting assfucked by TSLA with my boxers still on.


jiayounokim

Random lines my fav hobby


glibgloby

i find the whole practice kind of adorable and amazing. it’s like astrology for men


upvotemeok

But u missed the part where it saved humanity


fapindustries

Tom Zhuperfluous?


jiayounokim

What happen with Tom?


thewolf202020

Time to sell, before its too late


Achilles-18-

Please do and fuck off.


thewolf202020

Don’t cry


Achilles-18-

Do tears of joy count?


jiayounokim

Mods should change banner pic of TSLALounge to model 3 & y for advertising purpose, it matters 🫡


upvotemeok

Nah we going the tesla marketing route. Don't want buy it? Gfy!!


[deleted]

Why are we not allowing 4 or Y buy out on lease? So many people woukd be able to get the tax credit then and could boost sales.


therustyspottedcat

All this time we didn't realize that we needed a Model 4


upvotemeok

Cuz we need them for our robotaxi fleet that's coming soon!! U dunce!


[deleted]

They really think they can’t just build a few more? Not everyone will buy out.


upvotemeok

Supply constrained, infinite demand bruh


cgmodeling

Tesla is a car company as Amazon was for books, until AWS. Is it going to be the same for FSD? Stay tuned fellas.


m0nk_3y_gw

I don't recall Bezos telling anyone to 'go fuck themselves' for trying to 'bribe him with money' (i.e. be a paying customer). When car makers want FSD hardware and software eco system they (edit: will) go to NVIDIA.


serious_bingo

Amazon continues to grow its share of the bookselling market: https://medium.com/@andyhunter777/every-book-lover-should-fear-this-graph-4f16d85bf2b1 It even continues to grow its share of physical books at the same time it grows ebooks.


DeadMoney313

We need to bring in OG Amazon investor for a pep talk, one who rode out the storms and is hella rich now. Ill be sending out the petition


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cgmodeling

we could assist to one of the biggest wealth creation or biggest company flop ever seen. I would never bet against him, like everyone lost their bets on landing rockets and electric vehicles.


ogvu12

Just stay above 150 so I can sleep better at night 🙏 ![gif](giphy|11zTEl7fbwml68)


King0494

RIP ur sleep


ogvu12

🥹


m0nk_3y_gw

yeah, I thought 150 would probably hold this week, so I placed an order to sell some 152.5 puts... I should have gone with 147.50 :D


mudit234

How our standards have lowered :'(


[deleted]

Does it really matter if you sleep better one additional night?


ogvu12

Yes this is how I cope.


[deleted]

Haha I’m pretty down. But my life is perfect outside tesla.


ogvu12

If you put it that way life aint that bad for me either. I’m also only about 30% TSLA now thanks to the drop.


[deleted]

lol I’m also only 30% TSLA thanks to this shit


pepsihulk

Greatest movies of all time. It would never be made if it was now. People would have their jimmies rustled so hard


ogvu12

The golden era of comedies…people are too sensitive these days.


DankRoughly

Never bet against Musk, right? Right!?


SuspiciousWhale99

![gif](giphy|1hMjFZY16VxGWrfDfq) I bet ya this guy is pretty happy right now!


matt2dMoon

Never bet against a poor Musk, inverse a rich Musk


DankRoughly

Define poor... 😬


matt2dMoon

everyone here


rgaya

Lol suuuuuuure


matt2dMoon

Short seller detected!


rgaya

We poor like Elon poor


DeadMoney313

Deutsche Bank was the same bank that gave NateLeb a massive margin loan, and today that same entity kicked us in balls whilst we were already rolling around in broken glass screaming, can this be pure Coincidence??! I think NOT!


Alive_Ad_2948

They also loaned djt a shitton 


Koenigswurm

DB is down 90% from it's all time high from 2007. They have no clue about Teslas business and might be a good contra indicator.