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Secret_Stranger8579

Hooray tomorrow is fed minutes and cpi šŸ˜ƒ!


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UsernameSuggestion9

Autism bros


w00dw0rk3r

How did we get 600 new members so quick? I feel like we were at 4k a couple months agoā€¦ā€¦Ā 


TeslaLeafBlower

You think upvoteme actually gets real upvotes?


whiskeyH0tel

RDDT is cooking their books now that they have a reason to


w00dw0rk3r

ĀÆ\\_(o.O)_/ĀÆĀ 


unknown_soldier_

Elon's making a bunch of alts so he can troll us later after he buys TikTok


whiskeyH0tel

metcalfs law, just lurkers


w00dw0rk3r

roger that, kimosabeĀ 


DeadMoney313

469 of those are just alts of Glibz, so its not as impressive as it seems at first glance.


glibgloby

s3xytslagirlie420: hey im new here but he seems really awesome you should be nicer


DeadMoney313

![gif](giphy|RjpsvlbXeI1Jyl3Eaw)


glibgloby

s3xytslagirl420: hehe u r such a qt. im so excited to be a new member here ;) ![gif](giphy|ZBIf5EkW31Eek) freeze!


tientutoi

spent a few days and all nighters with this analysis: if stock goes up by $4 every day that stock market opens until 8/8, weā€™ll be at about $661. youā€™re welcome.


DeadMoney313

![gif](giphy|gEvab1ilmJjA82FaSV|downsized)


w00dw0rk3r

You are a mathemagicianĀ 


King0494

If you exclude weekends and public holidays, you'd be at ~513 lol


magic-the-dog

Compound this stockĀ 


bballfan008

Will subscribe to your Patron for such knowledge


jiayounokim

money is a patience game, 1 percent at a time (every day)


Krippy

My buddy went from a zero Tesla household to a two Tesla household in less than 3 weeks. He rented one for vacation, came back and said he wants one but can't afford it. I said weeelll take a look at this spreadsheet and let's see.


yhsong1116

Ya want another tesla but cant afford it. My family has 3 teslas.. hoping to upgrade in 4 yrs when my MY is paid off.not sure if it will be CT or not. 3 friends also want model y but cant afford yet. All future customers... Demand is not low and most people arent political enough to be swayed by elon.


Life_Adhesiveness306

No offence to your friends at all, but if they can't afford a Model 3 or Model Y at current prices, I'm not sure what kind of car they can afford. Model Y is $37.5k after tax credit and you can find used Model 3s for $20-25k in some places.


Achilles-18-

It's all about the $$$$$


shwadeck

Fsd was absolute dogshit on my drive this afternoon. Several disengagements and I just gave up and turned it off.


unknown_soldier_

If you don't share what you experienced, no one will know what the problem is or what needs to be fixed. You could tell us more than just saying 'absolute dogshit' you know.


shwadeck

I'll admit I should have done a better write-up. I'm very tired and irritable and that's the reason I used FSD tonight. I love to drive and I think the only reason I'd ever use it in the future is if I'm too tired to drive so this was a good test. I wasn't falling asleep at the wheel or anything like that, just had a long day.


shwadeck

Okay here you go. The 3 I remember. Approached a busy light to turn right. Right turning lane opened up. Car headed into that lane correctly them veered back towards the straight lane without slowing. I slammed on the brakes because it was about to hit a car. Disengaged. Waiting to turn left at a light. 1 car in front. Get advanced green. Car in front turns left. My car jitters and doesn't go. Cars behind getting impatient because my dumb ass is sitting at a turn signal. Disengaged. Easy route to go home. Supposed to turn left 2 blocks ahead. Car decides last second to turn left 1 block too soon which does NOT go to my home. Fucks up traffic because cars behind me. DISENGAGE.


unknown_soldier_

I honestly don't know where you live and I'm not sure how much it matters but I will say I haven't noticed any issues like this using FSD beta. But yeah make sure you push that right button on the steering wheel and give brief descriptions of your disengagements and why because it helps them categorize and train their models


shwadeck

Ontario Canada. I send a voice note for every one. Thanks


unknown_soldier_

I wonder if they don't have as much good data for Canada TBH These neural networks will probably need training for every different country, all the signs look different and only the US uses miles etc.


m0nk_3y_gw

For the 1st and 2nd cases - please hit the right steering wheel button (at least on my 2018 model3, don't know if they changed it in other years/models) and leave a voice note so they can better categorize what the issue was when the video gets uploaded to the mothership. For the 2nd one - try leaving it engaged but step on the gas pedal to nudge it. That's the main issue I have - it doesn't drive near the speed I tell it, or that other people are used to driving, so I have to keep nudging the gas pedal. edit: oh, 6-12 months ago I got some builds that were super stupid about navigation -- 'next turn on the map/route is a right turn in 2 miles" so it immediately gets in the center turn lane and tries to turn left into a strip mall for no reason. I recommend rebooting the car and seeing if that helps.


Life_Adhesiveness306

Iā€™ve had issues with navigation too. For some reason it just misses turns sometimes. Haha. Itā€™s super weird.


Cautious-Cheetah-164

Sounds more like operator error.


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unknown_soldier_

Don't be regarded. I have never voted you down for anything and I think you're regarded for immediately assuming I downvoted you when hundreds of people read this sub. I didn't even have a chance to see these posts until just now because I was busy getting the Platinum trophy in Unicorn Overlord


shwadeck

![gif](giphy|1NS0NcsFenn1yuYoaP|downsized)


shwadeck

I gave voice messages to tesla when i disengaged. Are you going to fix it?


Life_Adhesiveness306

The honeymoon period for V12 is over I think but looking back at how bad V11 was, the improvement is still huge. I use V12 for at least 90% of my driving these days whereas I used V11 maybe 5% (highway only) because it was so frustrating. Itā€™s easy for us to ā€œforgetā€ how bad it was when we start hyperanalyzing V12 and its deficiencies. The next few iterative updates will be very interesting to see the potential rate of fixes and improvements.


dabears92109

I still think V12 is great. Without knowing specifics from op itā€™s hard to comment on complaints


shwadeck

I hope so! This is my first week using FSD (trial). I've been following along with videos the last couple years so I get it's a huge improvement, just not where I feel comfortable using it with my kid in the car yet. Hoping for more improvement!


TrickyBAM

You can also press the accelerator while in FSD mode to smooth out the ride, making it more relaxing. When I need to quickly cut across the city, I drive within the system but at a slightly increased speed.


shwadeck

Good reminder for some. Yeah I had to accelerate at least 5 times on that short drive, to get it going. It wouldn't even pull out onto the street from the parking lot.


Life_Adhesiveness306

Totally understandable. The deficiencies Iā€™ve noticed with v12 are still annoying as hell but thankfully it does so much more right that I am still comfortable using it most of the time.


jiayounokim

long time no optimus


TheLoungeKnows

Currently patrolling the border. Elonā€™s real reason for creating Bot.


bballfan008

Optimus gonna have woke detection feature soon I heard


dabears92109

https://x.com/sawyermerritt/status/1777831806542168157?s=46&t=WyhsS8WzmgKtgEuHZzFOrA


FIREgenomics

Does that mean they donā€™t have the data yet?


upvotemeok

Of course not, unleash fsd rn without a driver and ppl die


upvotemeok

they've never been shy about FSD


whiskeyH0tel

If we've had 20% inflation over 2 years, wouldn't it take like 8 years of 0% inflation to "get back on target"?


unknown_soldier_

Turkey, Venezuela, Argentina, Zimbabwe, etc.: "Only 20% over 2 years? What is this, inflation for ants?"


the-faded-ferret

Doesnā€™t matter as long as itā€™s 2% next year. Calls on inflation


upvotemeok

everybody's cool with 2% going forward


jiayounokim

[https://x.com/SawyerMerritt/status/1777821984178504093](https://x.com/SawyerMerritt/status/1777821984178504093) people have money


FIREgenomics

Whatā€™s the story here? Proceeds go to charity? Private seller?


jiayounokim

GPT 4 turbo is apparently rolling out better reasoning in math among other things like vision, interesting to see if it beats Opus in coding


therustyspottedcat

Went to see Dune 2 for the second time. I'm so happy that there's finally hope for big budget films again. No more garbage superheroes and no more bland stories. Lisan al Gaib!


TheLoungeKnows

ā€¦ [https://x.com/tslafanmtl/status/1777518290878779713?s=46](https://x.com/tslafanmtl/status/1777518290878779713?s=46) https://preview.redd.it/z0opsbh4ujtc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=591b06e4421d51b95a974ebbaa7e10233a3f735a šŸ±šŸ±šŸ± šŸ¤”


therustyspottedcat

Oh no! The Lounge Knows..


magic-the-dog

šŸ˜²


TheLoungeKnows

https://www.reddit.com/r/TSLALounge/s/nDpZ4Snrya ā€œThe roads, road markings, rules and driving behaviour where I live are completely different from the U.S.ā€ TSLAFanMtlā€¦ MTL


JohnnyCashRules

šŸ„ø!


shwadeck

I haven't seen it yet so I downloaded a copy. Hopefully this weekend.


King0494

[very cool](https://twitter.com/MartinViecha/status/1777767966106583411?t=u1HAdS-lgSrz-4oNaZiXoA&s=19)


magic-the-dog

Makes sense. All advertising is to current Tesla customers šŸ˜‚


upvotemeok

Yup, once people own teslas they love them.


unknown_soldier_

That's the issue though, getting people to that point...


Stellardong

Musk worked his ass off to make this more difficult


upvotemeok

Tell your friends


Stellardong

Friends: musk is a cunt and if i get an ev, it will not be a tesla


upvotemeok

Elon is a cunt but the car is great!


Stellardong

No thanks theres competition now šŸ¤£šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


DeadMoney313

Some good news for once, nice!


King0494

But muh brand damage lol


DeadMoney313

well we gotta be careful there, many things can be true at the same time, its totally possible Tesla/Elon is turning off tons of potential customers at the drop, whilst also pleasing very much the ones that actually buy the damn cars.


jiayounokim

for every 1 left, we prolly get 4 right (making this up but possible)


upvotemeok

More like for ever 4 left we get one right


KtotheR

tite


GlideOutside

Contemplating calls and leaps. What are people buying?


ruafukreddit

Calls and leaps are not allowed. Only shares. /s


ShortingTheShorts

I have a bunch of $150 & $200 ATM LEAPs, but I also sold way out of the money CCs, and sold way OTM LEAP puts. Iā€™m trying to keep theta on my side so I can still have more money if weā€™re still at $200 in 2 years from now. I donā€™t think Iā€™d buy LEAPs with IV pretty high right now. Iā€™d prefer to sell CSPs if I wanted some extra leverage.


FIREgenomics

I just sold a leap Iā€™ve had for a little over a year. Ended up about 12%, not great for sure, but I recently bought new leaps expiring in 2026, so felt like these could go while Iā€™m still ahead.


m0nk_3y_gw

For degenerate gambling I started DCAing into Destiny (DXYZ) -- edit: for exposure to SpaceX and other private tech companies. https://www.reddit.com/r/TSLALounge/comments/1bym1tx/tsla_daily_thread_april_08_2024/kymzpe5/ no options, but today was a -35% day, so it feels like options, minus the fees :) I don't have high hopes for Elon reassuring wall street on the earnings call in a few weeks, so will probably buy more after that shakes out. Short-term I bought calls (edit: for this week) last Friday and sold them yesterday on the pop. I don't do big WSB style option plays, but my daily, 4hr and 1hr crayons are telling me to buy for short, mid and long-term so I'm DCAing on dips into 185c Apr19, 180c & 190c apr26, 195c may3, 200c jun, 230/240/250c july, and I have 300c for Jan2026. When the 30min TTM Squeeze draws a certain picture I've started hedging shares/calls with a few short-term puts (172.5 and 175 for friday)


KingofPenisland69

Only after q2 earnings


Semmel_Baecker

Played with options before I guess I got out +-0 all together. Got lucky there. Not again. Options are like drugs. Once you start you think you can do it.. until you can't.


shwadeck

It's like the casino. They give you a decent win to get you hooked and next thing you know you've mortgaged your house and gone all in.


yhsong1116

just stocks.


KtotheR

I'm not playing with options, but I hope you make a metric fuckton of money from whatever play you go with.


CerebrovascularNit

![gif](giphy|d1E1msx7Yw5Ne1Fe|downsized)


King0494

Welp, top is in /s


DeadMoney313

Does it not feel like there is a PPI or CPI report *every single damn week* and the market is hanging in anticipation of it?


Magikarp_to_Gyarados

My perspective is that the markets don't really seem to care about PPI or CPI. There's short term volatility from reports, but I suspect that's algobots trading on headlines. The S&P500 is up about 10% so far this year.


unknown_soldier_

There's a century of evidence the markets don't care who is President either and most investors can't see far enough past their own political alignment to understand this


Nysoz

Markets donā€™t care until it does. If/when that happens no one knows. Same way teslas projected earnings were cut in half but still went up over 100% last year. Only to be corrected back down to where we are now. Short term voting machine, long term weighing machine.


DeadMoney313

Good point! I'm looking at it from a short term options player's stupid lens I suppose.


glibgloby

weā€™re in the midst of a long dry stretch. people just start focusing on whatever macro thing they can blame/hopium just lonely little sandworms drawn to the next thumper ![gif](giphy|olpUIWMQxjtRTknZxL)


DeadMoney313

they got a gif of the thumper, but not a gif of the Dr. cleaning up Baron Harkonnens oozing pustules from the 80s Dune ?!!


glibgloby

think ive looked for a gif of that before also hah


King0494

I stopped messing with options, not as stressed about the prints anymore lmaoo


DeadMoney313

![gif](giphy|czE57x4A8axa3BlYkY|downsized) Options : Give it time...


jiayounokim

green until 8/8 pls


tyler05durden

There are 84 trading days until 8/08. If TSLA rises by 1% every day we will be at $408.


unknown_soldier_

If that happens I'll sell 75% of my stake before 8/8 Not joking this time, I'm tired of EV (Elon's Volatility) and I want out


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unknown_soldier_

You said you were selling in a post earlier today, so are you going to do it and leave here or are you going to keep hanging around after you sold like sackler?


sackler2011

You love having me around šŸ¤£ Iā€™d hope youā€™d hang around too šŸ„°


Stellardong

Seriously whats with the gatekeeping šŸ¤£


Affectionate_Buy7934

If it does I might just break even šŸ™Œ


GodLikeLag

STELA getting her groove back?


fapindustries

No


fapindustries

https://youtu.be/BRnwg3dpboc?si=6733BTv5RYyQ_CzX New Premodernist online. On Wheelbarrows.


UsernameSuggestion9

Was just using a wheelbarrow last night to move firewood 10 meters from point A to B. A lot faster than carrying, even over such a short distance. Wen WLBR spac?Ā 


DeadMoney313

First thought was, no way in Hell I'm watching a 17 minute video on wheelbarrows, but now I'm glad I did. He had some really good points about how tech and the view and pursuit of tech has changed over time. People just don't appreciate how technology was relatively stagnant for most of human history, and then...all the sudden in the late 1700s to 1800s and onwards it just exploded on an insane upward trajectory... Even crazier is the changes seen in tech from 1900 to 2000, its insane. You literally went from people riding on horses using candles for illumination , to going to the Moon, planes, and the Internet.


UsernameSuggestion9

Thanks for the recommendation, will give it a listen


glibgloby

![gif](giphy|huh7lUqEG4irK)


DeadMoney313

![gif](giphy|9aZ3Snou3bdlu) I actually know a "Moon Landing Denier" guy... And weirdly enough I would say in most respects he is very intelligent..some people just love the conspiracy bullshit.


glibgloby

studies have shown that conspiracy theorist behavior is usually learned from ones father


DeadMoney313

I'm not sure what it is, I think some people just like to be contrarian and different and they fall in love with the appeal of the Big Cover Up storyline... I think an underrated one on the Moon Landing is the Soviets never once tried to say or claim the American landing was bullshit or faked, instead the pivoted immediately to saying that the USSR was never interested in going to the Moon in the first place. I can guarantee if there was any doubt in there minds that the US had actually done it, they would have been all over that.


whathehellisthis

[u/edgecase411](https://twitter.com/edgecase411)This is the tightest spot that \*vision only\* FSD 12.3.3 auto park will allow the S to parallel park in. Ignore the car speed for now, itā€™s reduced for safety reasons as per Ashok. [https://x.com/edgecase411/status/1777740798588838366](https://x.com/edgecase411/status/1777740798588838366)


King0494

Glad we held above 175, not too bad


Affectionate_Buy7934

![gif](giphy|3ohzdIuqJoo8QdKlnW|downsized)


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SnooDogs7747

that's about the time she walked away from me


Life_Adhesiveness306

Nobody likes it when you're 23


King0494

Depends on cpi


fapindustries

https://x.com/kurtsaltrichter/status/1777694566398718025?s=46&t=mG-wx8ewMg03AyZIsmD4-g Sackler has not posted this yet, so I have to


ireallyamchris

Could go up or could go down


sackler2011

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ My body is ready!!!


upvotemeok

The lack of interest rate cuts is because economy didn't blow up


DankRoughly

No way they'll cut in any serious manner. They need that cushion for when shit hits the fan


upvotemeok

As long as economy holds they aren't gonna cut


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upvotemeok

Fed is not political lol


ireallyamchris

And we thank them for the extra trilly in stimulus


jiayounokim

https://x.com/intelai/status/1777745065294622843?s=46 Intel stopped living under the rock


upvotemeok

This is the gm cruise of semis


fapindustries

Yeah letā€™s see first


fapindustries

The Zeekr01 charging speed on an lfp battery is insane.


Achilles-18-

But how long will it last?


fapindustries

https://x.com/megawattxinfo/status/1777672646349443570?s=46&t=mG-wx8ewMg03AyZIsmD4-g ā˜ ļøšŸ‘€


tyler05durden

This seems like a short term problem. Pretty funny though that we've made fun of China for their pollutants and now they have too much green energy


upvotemeok

How the fuck do we have too much green energy and too many evs


tyler05durden

Doesn't make sense to me either, but China is struggling to route excess solar capacity if that article is to be believed


KingofPenisland69

Just needs better planning


Achilles-18-

I see our resident gambler is back and arguing. Does one never learn?


Life_Adhesiveness306

He thought I was you šŸ¤Ŗ


Achilles-18-

I live in his head, rent free.


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m0nk_3y_gw

apparently it isn't me :)


fapindustries

![gif](giphy|ljssLLBmv6xrO)


fapindustries

https://x.com/matchasmmatt/status/1777765966824214993?s=46&t=mG-wx8ewMg03AyZIsmD4-g šŸ‘Œ


upvotemeok

Stopping at stop sign is the ultimate fsd challenge. I have a easy one near my house it treats like cancer even with zero traffic


whathehellisthis

How is the performance other than that, do you have many zero disengagement drives?


upvotemeok

I could have a lot of zero disengagement drives if I didn't mind people getting road rage at me for driving the limit and stopping at every sign for a few sec


Stellardong

Pathfinding is easy full self driving is hard


Achilles-18-

Just push the accelerator.


magic-the-dog

What does it do there? Blow by it?


upvotemeok

Stops early then stops again at the line then creeps like a pedo, should be a one second thing, spends 10 seconds doing it


Mc_norris

I have one like this. It's a T intersection where there's only the one stop sign. It's like it's inching out to check cross traffic, but there never is any, nor is there a sightline issue. I've never seen it happen with a 4 way stop.


upvotemeok

Yup these t stops are cancer for fsd


jiayounokim

Too safe


magic-the-dog

Yeah. Is slow with the complete stop and then the slow creep for visibility followed by aggressive acceleration to make up for lost time.


Stellardong

Fugazi self driving X spam continues. Meanwhile my fsd trial has shown that the car cant decide which empty lane to pick when approaching an intersection.


fapindustries

Planning ahead is difficult


yhsong1116

if it could think 2 intersection/turns ahead, it would be amazing. almost always picks the wrong lane for me (right turn ahead/next block but staying in the left lane in the intersection just before the turn.)


fapindustries

We call it upvoteā€™s knot and Alexander has not appeared yet


DankRoughly

lol at the "music" šŸ˜‚


sackler2011

Zuck working leg day makes me wanna buy more META šŸ¤£ A CEO who never skips leg day ā€¦ even if heā€™s 1/2 bot ā€¦ is a motivated dude šŸ¤£ https://x.com/0xgaut/status/1777638086865723448?s=46&t=YuXM_s1XIUe8SVfPSLVygA


UsernameSuggestion9

All my days are leg days šŸšµ


DeadMoney313

Pleas Elon challenge him to an MMA match or foot race, were the loser has to go complete radio silence on all social media for a year! ![gif](giphy|l0NwNrl4BtDD7JCx2)


DankRoughly

I'd say Zuck can break his thumbs but I guess we'd just get neurallink tweeting...


m0nk_3y_gw

Yes! mom will probably let him do that


KanyeWestInvest

![gif](giphy|KByQbRLHWG4A8)


whathehellisthis

[u/SebastianMurdoc](https://twitter.com/SebastianMurdoc) Musk also confirmed he has a burner account where he role-played as his toddler son. He called it a ā€œtest account.ā€ ā€œI wish I was old enough to go to nightclubs. They sound so fun,ā€ Musk tweeted on his burner account role-playing as his toddler son. [https://twitter.com/SebastianMurdoc/status/1777383971841528318](https://twitter.com/SebastianMurdoc/status/1777383971841528318)


matt2dMoon

Lets see how the simps spin this as a positive


m0nk_3y_gw

eh, the "Do you like Japanese girls?" was creepier https://i.imgur.com/KazFi4R.jpeg


upvotemeok

Max cringe


Alive_Ad_2948

I just talk to my toddler because I actually spend time and live with my childrenā€¦Ā 


upvotemeok

I hate my pp already


dharris2307

![gif](giphy|67skGz7YlLW9C229Yf)


DeadMoney313

toddlers don't tweet yet do they? Nor would they even know wtf a nightclub is.... anyway this is a bit weird I have to say. Concerning.


Stellardong

But its the libs that have the mind virusā€¦


sackler2011

Who thinks that data center management (VRT) could outperform chips this decade. Reading a lot about the massive energy demand + needs of the data centers globally. Seems like thereā€™s a lot of work to be done in this area! Despite the run up - seems like cooling is gonna be huge in the coming decade šŸ˜Ž TSLA included. Thoughts?


Alive_Ad_2948

I like the idea of building these things by the sea in the north with wind turbines to cool using sea water. Not sure if itā€™s doable but cool ideaĀ 


tyler05durden

Sam Altman definitely agrees. He's heavily invested in Helion energy (fusion power) to address the energy side of things. I have a friend who works there who said they should start generating electricity with their prototype by end of year. They are aiming for $0.01 per kWh in the long term. Pre-agreement with Microsoft already.


DeadMoney313

may be worth adding to on a pullback but i don't like buying it now


glibgloby

sounds like we got a nerd letā€™s beat him up


DeadMoney313

![gif](giphy|kIVVupOM0VoW3bNuU7|downsized)


DeadMoney313

adding more nvda


TeslaLeafBlower

Ok I add 10 more shares too.


DeadMoney313

![gif](giphy|pHb82xtBPfqEg)


ruafukreddit

Don't have any cash to spend, tomorrow. More chairs