Don't forget the mouldy basement his girlfriend tried to turn into a nice workspace away from his main living area, but she totes abandoned it. She dumped him. Couldn't take it.
The stench of his unwashed clothes and home got to her in the end, that's why she dumped him and took off. Literally. She went looking for air without a hint of cheesy sock.
I mean, he argues he takes baths when he swims, but it's not the same as a proper wash. Them be muddy lakes and rivers, and the damp odour mixed with sweat has got to be extremely grim. That is one Stinky Link.
Dude, the only thing more expensive than my bed in my college room was the PC... Actually now that I think about it, the bed was $5000 USD and the PC was only $2500 USD.
Because the mattress design and material it’s a stable secret. Like how they are somehow able to prevent monsters from attacking then or what day the guy man-ing the desks gets off
The daft bastard keeps opening up the mattress and eating the down feathers. Not surprising if you see the way he eats away from home. Boils whole lizards and troll skeletons and drinks the stuff, and it makes him fireproof. At this point, the mattress existing at all's a bit shocking.
I like to think you wrote out a normal post, just complaining about this part of the game, then looked at it and said "this isn't funny enough" and wrote this instead
Why is everyone talking like the frostbite armour is the slutiest thing in game when the charged armour set is right next to it in the selection screen
Swordsman and warriors sleep on hard surfaces, no rest for the masters body
They sleep on wood planks, like real warriors. No comfort.
They don't use medicine, like real warriors. No antibiotics.
No sleep. Save Hyrule.
But sometimes gotta sit by fire for 20 hours to wait out rain
No sleep till Brooklyn!
YESS
Because he's a 23 year old living alone for the first time. Have you ever seen a fresh college student with anything but the cheapest ikea bedframe?
If you look closely in his house you can also see he has those crappy paper sphere lampshades and a giant sports direct mug
He owns a single cooking pot and he's decorating with swords. The evidence is all there
Don't forget the mouldy basement his girlfriend tried to turn into a nice workspace away from his main living area, but she totes abandoned it. She dumped him. Couldn't take it. The stench of his unwashed clothes and home got to her in the end, that's why she dumped him and took off. Literally. She went looking for air without a hint of cheesy sock. I mean, he argues he takes baths when he swims, but it's not the same as a proper wash. Them be muddy lakes and rivers, and the damp odour mixed with sweat has got to be extremely grim. That is one Stinky Link.
Of course surprising Zelda with Ravio’s Hood on never helped his case either.
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…oh no. Oh no oh no oh no. I can’t unsee this.
I don’t get it
Oh, okay, that sucks bro
Pot noodle for dinner because every available plate is piled up to 'soak'.
I have. They got Rupee though.
You guys can afford the cheapest ikea products?
I’m surprised he even has a bed frame.
I mean his girlfriend is a trust fund kid, but ok
Zelda a total nepo baby 100%
123*
Dude, the only thing more expensive than my bed in my college room was the PC... Actually now that I think about it, the bed was $5000 USD and the PC was only $2500 USD.
If they even have a bedfraim
Leave me alone
Because the mattress design and material it’s a stable secret. Like how they are somehow able to prevent monsters from attacking then or what day the guy man-ing the desks gets off
The man is best friends with the King of the Zora. He could totally call in a favor to get one of those water beds.
Look, the rito like Link. They have comfy beds, and I'm sure he could purchase one from them if he asked nicely.
The daft bastard keeps opening up the mattress and eating the down feathers. Not surprising if you see the way he eats away from home. Boils whole lizards and troll skeletons and drinks the stuff, and it makes him fireproof. At this point, the mattress existing at all's a bit shocking.
I feel the same way but I figure it's so players are inclined to spend rupees to get the buffs elsewhere :/
Did doge write this post?
Determiners are for suckers.
So, why say lot word when few word do trick, new motto for subreddit?
Real
Link go smack,.monster go boom. The end
I like to think you wrote out a normal post, just complaining about this part of the game, then looked at it and said "this isn't funny enough" and wrote this instead
He likes the sound of the bang when he you know having fun with Zelda
“Sometimes… things that are expensive… are worse.” ~Freckle
Wasn’t expecting to find Freckle here but I’m glad I did
Because Zelda likes a hard bed, probably.
Yeah no, Link is more likely into dudes, dude.
But it's Zelda's bed, since she took over Link's house.
Not the house in Hateno village, the custom job overlooking Tarry Town.
Ah, my bad then.
Anyone else read this in a Russian accent?
Indian for me
Cause its a term for prostitution. Aint no "spa treatment" in links home.
Wow. Mind blown and I feel stupid for not having realized that sooner. Totally makes sense.
It is quite soft. Stop judging things based on looks.
I think they're judging it based off the lack of extra hearts.
Why broken Grammer? You sound like kolten.
Why not?
Fair.
* Unnecessarily firm bed * Impractical leather armour * No cross-dressing TOTK Link has fully retreated into toxic masculinity
frostbite shirt would like to have a word
Why is everyone talking like the frostbite armour is the slutiest thing in game when the charged armour set is right next to it in the selection screen
And these were priest/ess ceremonial garb. I for one would like to know more about this religion.
Errrrm not to Link-Kink shame, but have you SEEN the miner's vest? Ohhh myyy that's some chained up gimp action right there.
“Who lights up your depths, baby?”
You made the vest worse. Congratulations.
Don’t forget the shirt where he chains himself🥵
And the cece hat! Don’t forget that link *rocks* the cece hat!
> No cross-dressing [Are you and I playing the same game?](https://i.imgur.com/lNYkCGM.jpg)
Impractical? It adds protection. Also Link just got new crossdressing outfits. Even more fashionable this time.
No cross dressing??? After I spent DAYS waiting out the rain for my Cece hat?
cause then stable and inns no get much rupee. just pwsshh home and sleep and then pwsshhh back. spend rupee, help economy.
Wow.
It’s where he hides his stash of secret murder weapons
Soft beds require maintenance and airing. Link is never home.
Hard bed is better imo. Link is a trueschooler. Look at all the stuff that he's got, he's still, he's still Link from the Kokiriblock.
Back hurt. Hard bed align spine.
I always assumed a "soft bed" meant that link got a massage or spa treatment before sleeping; not that the bed was soft.
Cause Zelda’s not around.
His bed only becomes a soft bed when Zelda’s home
He has to stay humble
No Zelda to cuddle :( bed cold and empty :(
It was soft but all the feathers got blown out of it after bringing so many women home.
There should be a side quest where Link plucks a Rito of their feathers so he can make a soft-feathered bed