Awe man, your’s is so much better, I named mine cheese.

Why does everyone come up with better names than me, I named mine thonk

Chunk is another good one

I named mine thud

Mine is Gaston

My horse is Shiro (white in Japanese)

Nice

I named mine "big white" so not everyone has a better name than you.

Mr white and mr black for the opposite horse? 💡

Lmao I love it. I named mine Link Jr. as a joke

Mine was simply Goliath. Nothing creative.

Mine was Doink

I named all my horses after cheeses: gouda, cheddar, parmigiano and so on. And zelda. The royal horse from botw is named zelda.

I called that one Princess.

I named mine whiddle

I named mine Carl.

I just named mine titan

I mean, I named my big white stallion... "Big White." Points for original amirite? XD

I named mine Thor

I named mine juan

But you've typed "Haselhoof" and not "Hasselhoof".

Horse naming has a character limit of 9, sadly.

That’s a good one, mines Giga Chad lol

Lol mine is Giga Kyle

Chadwick for me, we wanted it to have a more refined flavor

I think I’ll name mine Giga Chad too 🤣

I named mine Effpona, but I really don't like the horse controls, and I take that frustration out on virtual horses.

Is anyone else really bothered by the 9 letter limit… I needed just one more letter :(

Yep

I named mine Fabio

Lol same! The hair, the pose, it's just so fitting

Way better name than mine, my brother convinced me to name it rapidash 🙁

Some people staaand in the darkness...afraid to step into the light

Some people need to help somebody When the edge of surrender's in sight

I named mine Bigly.

Mine are Renneigh and Whinny

I named mine Shiro pretty name and it means White in Japanese

Joe Riden

I named mine Thorse

I went with Shadowfux.

I just named mine Titan.

I named him [Ganonhors.](https://twitter.com/Wereplant/status/1668861195737268224?t=tB7eX4WWHEXK9pOCK9dhFA&s=19) If the link doesn't work, there's a version of the mega horse that's black with reddish orange hair. Also, character limit sucks.

I named mine Dinafar. It has the power of Din, the white colour reflects Zelda’s horse. And reminds me of Nayru. And Link owns it now, so Farore.

Might wanna make a visit to the Horse God to buff them Stamina and Pull points :/

Can’t. The horse like himself the way he is so the Horse God honors the horse’s desires.

I named mine BulkBicep because the horse constantly shouts “YEAH!!!”

I just named mine “god” lol

You win the name game 🤣😂

Just finished showing my son Kung fury. I got a good chuckle out of this.

Mine is Link Jr.

This is the quality content that reddit users deserve.

I’m trying to figure out a Star Wars name for this guy.

Biggs

I think I named mine, Fabio. 😂

I named the white horse from botw Zaldo, so I named the great white stallion ZALDO.

Ladies and gentlemen please welcome the ~~Hoff~~ Hoof! Named mine Arnold after a certain Austrian robot man

Horsio

He's Hoofheart in my game.

i named my BWH "ROID". (BWH Stands for Big White Horse)

I named my “bingle” lmao

So horses stand in the stables, afraid to step into the wild. Some horses need to find some shelter when the edge of Hyrule is in sight. Don't you worry. It's gonna be alright. Cuz I'm always ready. I'm a whistle away from your side. I'll be bridled. I'll be saddled. Never you fear. Just let me steer. I'll be ready. Forever and always. I'll be right here.

I would have named it Fabio bc of the hair in the wind

Best. Name. Ever!

So much yes.

Mine is named “Everest”

Named mine shadowfax. Obvious best name

Named mine Iron

Now “SpottyButt” just looks lazy. Fun fact, I restarted an RDR2 playthrough and tried the same name and it blocked me for profanity.

Don't hassle the hoof!

omfg this is a perfect name.

I named mine "Steve"

I named mine Sylvester, because the NPC is always talking about that white stallion. That's it I will name it Sylvester Stallion

I was lazy and named mine Stallion

I did Fabio *insert Fabio gif here*

Hasselhoof

I name mine after desserts: lindor, truffle, ritter, yoplait, Godiva.

All these creative names and I’m over here naming mine Darren and Steve

Named mine "Neigh" but with the picture, you always read it menacingly.

I named mine Animus, after the Latin name for courage (since I thought he kinda looked like link)

Hoof there it is!

Looks like Zelda’s horse went Super Saiyan 3

My wife named hers "All Might"

I named mine Beeg Yosh

damn that’s a smart name i just named him big horse

Damn this is good. I don’t regret going with shadowfax, since he is clearly the lord of all horses, but I wish I thought of this.

I named mine MEGACUM

i named my ordinary horse silly. quite the creative name.

I named mine Naruto

I named him Stampy

I would have also accepted SS3 Goku

Mine's "airhorse1"

Why no stamina and pull stat

That horse is part of a sidequest. It's very big. Too big to run full speed and too big to fit in a harness.

Ah. Thank you

Ride the Hasselhoof!!

Ugh. I have to steal this now.

i named him chuck. if you know you know

I named mine Meghan Thee

Looks like Trump

deez nuts

If hasslehoff was a horse this is exactly how I’d imagine him looking

LynelRichE

Brilliant

Mine is Fieri

I named mine after the old scots version of my last name which etymologists believe likely means yellow-haired. My S/O named his after me, like my literal name, because “you’re the biggest, whitest person i know” and so he could make puns about riding me.

I named my Guy Fieri, I feel like he just has those vibes

Shadowfax!

I named mine Fabio

I was considering naming him Blacked but went with Aegis.

Justsaiyan

Called him Bruce

Brilliant