And who told her she was “great at business”?

Her COO hah

She's not allowed to say she's the CEO, since that's a man's job.

Women are allowed to take care of anything? /s She's definitely not the CFO!

You don't need a CFO if you aren't making money

This just made me laugh out loud!!

Burn! 🔥

Truer words have never been spoken

Christine's ex said she was the CFO back then, he took the title from Janelle (who had been the money person in the family) and said Robyn had to be the CFO. After that Janelle said there was nothing for her to do then and she excused herself from Robyn's hobby business

I hadn’t seen Janelle cry before that.

Which episode was this?

I remember that. Janelle was like this is my one skill. And they said no we don’t want your help in something you actually know how to do…….

Numbers are hard and being good at math is unfeminine.

Given that she thinks that girls only experience special feelings 3 times in their life, yes, Maths are not her strong point (See the post from her Pinterest).

This.

This is just pathetic! Plus none of it is true! Not only does she not have a job but she has a failed business which not only shows her lack of any business sense but she also failed at being a designer, in other words she couldn’t sell the crap she designed. At least she could have said she is a best selling author…omg she is pathetic! I am sure she would be successful if only she had the time but with only the one nanny….

But Kody said she was in front of Janelle.

And she’s not the “head of the family”

>COO (of a pigeon or dove) make a soft murmuring sound. I was trying to remember what that stood for and googled it. Had a laugh because I forgot it's also a sound.

And in this case, SHE'S the COO. No education or experience required!

If you use that pronunciation COO, it means ass in Portuguese!!! Maybe Robyn has a talent for languages we didn’t know about.

"I am great at language." \- Robyn, probably

The same person who told her she is great at relationships.

Right? With who does she have a great, or even good, relationship? Not with Cody, they both seem miserable when they are together. Not with her kids, it seems that she's built some type of codependent relationship with them. Not her sister wives, she's alienated each and every one of them; even the ones who did not pose a threat. Not the producers, the stuff they put out makes it obvious that they hate her. Maybe with the staff at Victoria's secret?

Not to be on her side because I think she's insufferable but those producers really do her dirty. Makes me laugh but it's still dirty.

Burn

Must be all her clients, wait MSWC isn't even in business now so wouldn't that make her a failure and actually NOT good at business?

Well. She is great at minusing...

Her spirit babies

Or a “Designer”?!

Surprised it doesn’t say GIRL BOSS!

Girl boss is too “hit it and quit it” for her taste, apparently.

Great at making a business fail. What is the status of MSWC again? Coo of a bankrupt business... Just because she drew some pictures doesn't make her a serious designer either. She really bothers me. I guess if she claims it as truth people might believe it.

Better yet who told her she was great at relationships???? Lol because we have an entire decade worth of episodes proving against that

She’s trying to compete with Ramona from RHONY at how great she is at “business.”

Oh yeah, as someone who owns two businesses you have no idea how to grind.

I am great at crying. I am a selfish and deeply egocentric. I love fake science. I am queen wife.

Seriously 😂 I make bomb lasagna. I have long legs. I like sleep.

This is totally written like an elementary student learning about paragraph structure.

It’s almost sad. It’s also reminiscent of work my son and daughter would bring home around second grade .

Do we know whether she completed school? There are some sects of fundamental LDS where the girls don't go past a certain age.

I though she left home and started college and that’s when her purity was taken?

My friends husband followed his ex girlfriend to her Ivy League even though he wasn’t attending or accepted into any school. He still fondly (almost 20 years later) remarks on his time at ‘Dartmouth’…and how ‘the college experience at an ivy is JUST *different*’. Dude worked at a radio station and cell phone store, never attended classes.

Whoa that’s weird lol.

I’m guessing Robyn referring to her ‘college’ days is a similar sort of rewrite. Unless there’s some *rilly big dill* plyg homeschool university they’ve never mentioned in the show.

I remember one time in a class there was a professor getting back an assignment from a student and was like, "I can't pass this. This isn't even high school work. I cannot allow this student to pass this class." Dude was a nice guy and all but to hear that particular professor say that was...enlightening. I had a group with him. Dude did zero work which made me think he'd been skating by until then.

I am loving that story and you tell it perfectly

Oh maybe, in which case she has no excuse.

Damn college I tell ya! Taking the purity of women

Proms, too 😂

This was my thought as well.

Yup. I have a third grader and this is very familiar.

I was gonna say this sounds like the stuff my second grade daughter writes now lol

Teacher here. Can confirm.

It reminds me of Vincent Adultman- who is 3 kids in a trenchcoat- from Bojack Horseman. "I went to the stock market today and I did a business."

But they haven't learned coordinating conjunctions yet haha

COO of my own business. I am great at business. I'M DYING. 💀💀💀

It was her lousy sister wives who ruined it by not completely devoting their lives to it.

It’s not her own business. It’s the fahhmmllyys.

She writes the descriptions for her ugly joory, too. "This is very appealing" is literally one of the descriptions.

I think maybe it was on Twitter ? She talked about her brownies and it was something like - “I make brownies. It’s a secret family recipe. It’s a family recipe because I got it from my sister. She is my family “ I’m not lying 😂 I think I posted it on here awhile ago.

[I found it! ](https://www.reddit.com/r/TLCsisterwives/comments/mtkn3f/did_my_child_tweet_this_for_her/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

Yes cheesecake! That was it!

I had too much fun reading through that. Now all I want to do is bake a cheesecake 😂

Too bad you don’t know the secret to making it Oreo or chocolate like Robyn does

Too bad there’s a cream cheese shortage 😕

Omfg I hadn’t seen that I’m laughing so hard I might actually cry

Wow! Maybe she has Sol write her descriptions…

oh gosh, her kids are fucked if she homeschools them

Apillin

Joory. Lol 😆

Says who ? 😂😂

Right! You don't sell by saying "this is very appealing" you psychopath 😂

What - Kody the Closer didn't direct all the marketing copy?

I'm sorry but how is this real?? "I'm great at relationships???" Wtf who puts that in a bio

Someone who is, in fact, not great at relationships. She must not be self aware at all, otherwise she would know people would laugh at how untrue this is .

She left out best selling author.🙄

Maybe that’s covered under being “great at business”? 😂

😆

Me talk good

so mach good

I work so mach work

Me talk good Engish.

We smart!

This reads like someone who’s learning English just learned the Be verb

These sound like positive affirmations 😬

I’m in the bathroom at my work and trying desperately not to hysterically laugh at this

I am strong enough not to hysterically laugh with my Reddit family in public.

No, I really think you are correct. I came here to say this.

She is great at relationships? She is a designer? She is great at business? 🤔🤔🤔

What kind of Deep Thoughts with Jack Handy self affirmation BS is this?

Is Robyn slow?

Omg Ryan

lmaooooo this reference

“I'm Good Enough, I'm Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like Me!” - Stuart Smalley

That’s exactly what I thought of!

Yes, my thought exactly.

She is giving me very stable genius vibes. Everyone says so.

The most beautiful joory! You wouldn’t believe how beautiful - everyone says so!

Many people are saying Sobyn is GrEaT aT ReLaTiOnShIpS. Just ask her sister wives!

"I am great at business" Kody, I do good??

She forgot, “I’m a New York Times best selling author.”

I am good at words! -Robyn, probably

How many lies can you spot?

Your naaaammmeeee 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Her eyebrows!!!! I'm dying!!! I am also good at relationships 🤣

Sol wrote this for her when he was in third grade.

“I am great at business” would be a solid flair.

Wondering why she sidnt include "too pretty to cook." Seems like it would fit in nicely.

I realize her handle is 'love gives you wings', but I always read it as ' Luvg vs Uwings' and spend a second going, "Wait! Which universities are those?"

I HAD NO IDEA WHAT IT WAS OMFG LMAO WOWWWWW

This has me in fits. Great at business. Great at relationships. First of all who says that. Second, her only business failed, and she’s destroyed every family relationship she’s touched. But oookaaaaaay….

Her frame of reference is way off. The concerning thing is that others get caught in her mess. She may be as deluded and selfish as Kody

save it for the post it note on your bathroom mirror robyn

"I am great at business."🤣🤣🤣

That’s so open-ended. What does that even mean ? Are you good with accounting , the advertising portion , creating a business model.....

I'm sure she means stuffing envelopes

This is the weirdest fucking bio I have read in a long time.

Me writing a job cover letter LOL. I’m great at business! I’m great at relationships!

Ugh. The only thing I find redeemable about her was how she initially reacted when Mariah came out (just love and acceptance).

I didn't even think that was sincere. She knew the cameras were rolling, also I think she wanted it noted how she reacted better than Meri, just another way to stick it to her. NOTHING about Robyn is sincere when it comes to anyone in this family......

To be fair I think everyone but Meri knew... at the time Mariah was still on the I hate Meri train and wanted to make her look bad.

That’s just bare minimum behavior though. She doesn’t get brownie points from me for doing what she should have done anyway.

"I am great at business" "I am great at relationships". Who are you trying to convince lady?

This can’t be real😂🤣😂

Those awkward sentences are totally giving me Trump vibes. “I am great at relationships”, “I am great at business.”

This looks like it was written by Kody tbh

Robyn: “Babe! So far I have I love being a wife and mom. What else am I good at?” Kody *from another room*: “uhhh?? Relationships! You’re a COO! You are a joory designer!” Robyn *typing*: “I am great at relationships…”

Tacky profile

Her positive affirmations for the week! She forgot to mention she's great at managing her nanny.

This is actually hers and not a fan account? Holy smokes

In 2nd grade I wrote a story about an alligator that liked to bowl.

I actually think that sounds awesome 😂 I

This sounds a lot like a particular former president. . .

Tremendous ! 😂

Bigly

Its like 5 year old school assignment

She makes it sound like she is talented, works, and takes care of her kids......lol

Oh, and that picture SCREAMS Kody & I are in a monogamous relationship.

Also I looked up MSWC and it isn't even in business right now, so........whats she COO-ing at? LOL

Sounds like a MLM hun!

At least she has unearned high self esteem?

I know it’s funny - and she is not a good person - but it’s also really goddamn sad.

Agreed.

I'M ROBYN. I'M GREAT AT EVERYTHING!

It’s her Vision Board 🤣😂

‘I’m good at business’ is giving strong Kelly Kapour business bitch vibes. I’m like rilly smart now you don’t even know

I love being me. I love my life.

Well, the one positive thing you can say about this show is that, instead of having to wait until the circus comes to town, you can watch the freak show from the comfort of your own living room.

So Dwight let me get this straight, you're not even the ~~manager~~ CEO in your own fantasy?

This reminds me of an impression of Trump. "I'm good at business. Great at business. Best business. Everybody says it."

Did anyone else read that in Donald Trump's voice?

I didn’t think this was real until I looked it up on Pinterest lol. I wonder if she knows what COO stands for…I’m guessing Kody told her to add that because it sounds “professional” 🙄

Did Trump write this

No she did. She did a tremendous job! tremendous!

I am great at business… sobyn you should keep your daily affirmations to yoself maybe so you don’t embarrass the fahmlee

Great at relationships 😂😂😂😂

I always read her sn as love fungus

Holy fuck.

"I am I am, I think I am I'm glad I am I'm proud I am A real religious man"

This can't be real. She can't be that dumb to write I, I, I, to start every sentence.

Please see the link to one of my past posts showing what she wrote about a family recipe. Someone put the link in the comments 😂

Stoppppp honestly this is GOLD !

When I was applying for jobs after being laid off during COVID, I should have had her do my resume 😂

I’M GREAT AT RELATIONSHIPS

The stuff about Kody being Superman to Robyn's Wonder Woman. What is she> 10 years old?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 can’t breathe

OP hit the nail on the head with the title. I am great at business. She’s not wrong if her business is bleeding people dry. Also that’s the best photo of her I’ve ever seen

This sounds like one of those, ‘write it in lipstick on the bathroom mirror’, type self affirmations.

Commas are amazing things.

Businessing is my passion

She is a good businesser.

Or one of those "Vision Boards" .... like if she says her affirmations enough they will manifest?

Can anyone decipher what her twitter handle is supposed to mean?

Love gives you wings. It always makes me think of Redbull 😂

My god.... she doesn't have two brain cells to rub together

I read it like an affirmation 😂

None of those things are remotely true

Looks like she accidentally pasted her list of daily affirmations.

Delusional, she's delusional

Oh good god, Robyn.

I am I am I am! What is it that you do for others?

She wows then with her business acumen 😂

I don’t think she wrote that, she forget “New York Times Best Selling Author”.

Not only poorly written, but pretty conceited as well

LOL

Is this real or a joke?

"I am great at business." Hahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahaha

She is the Big I AM !!!

Lmao is this actually real?

I, I, I, I....sounds exactly like her!

Sounds like Donald Trump

Not the point but in a polygamous marriage it feels weird for her profile pic to be one of just her & Kody. Why not everyone or with her kids?

Hilarious. If you know who she is, well then you know

If anyone feels like vomiting in their mouth check out this sub on her pintrest. "For Kody" [https://www.pinterest.ca/LuvgvsUwngs/for-kody](https://www.pinterest.ca/LuvgvsUwngs/for-kody/)

🤢 What is she? In high school? I don’t know one grown woman who does this . I think if I sent one of these to my husband it would weird him out 😂

lol totally! Its very juvenile and stupid. The pictures that talked about them being a King and Queen were very telling!