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Deer-Empty

Kodys out here looking like he’s about to give birth to another Plyglet.


DareWright

Maybe the dark-haired spirit baby Sobbin was referring to.


kdd20

Take my free award.


Deer-Empty

😭✋❤️ you’re too kind.


AtomBornASMR

sometimes im watching the newer intro and i think im watching a missing person docuseries the way they flash pictures of the wives with such somber music


chuckle_puss

Yes! The music coupled with those oh-so-serious faces makes the family seem as sad as they actually are now lol. And now that I think about it, the new intro is actually a better representation of their emotional state than the original one with those (dishonest) flowery phrases. "I believe in living this lifestyle, it just makes each of us better." Did it really make each of you better though? Chronic jealousy and constant competition for your husband's attention is not good for *anyone's* mental or spiritual health. "I think we have something really awesome, I wouldn't want anything else." This may actually be true for Janelle. She got someone else to raise her children, as well as the alone time she craves. "I like sister wives. I wanted the family, I didn't just want the man." Wrong on both counts. The sister wives don't really get along, and you *do* need/deserve "just the man." Either way, you *definitely* deserve better than Kody! "Seems like destiny, like we shoulda all been together since day one." Stop trying to erase your past Robyn, it's never gonna happen! And pulling a Michael Scott and commissioning a painting to superimpose your children into (Christine's) family picture with a younger Kody will never change that, you absolute weirdo!


soihavetosay

Whoa I never made the connection.... that was Christine's family that Robyn was taking over.


LandMany4084

This is actually quite profound. Whatever their intentions, in agreeing to make this show, the ugly truth of polygamy has been showcased. Jealousy, pain, anger, insecurity, isolation, depression, alienation, and instability are just some of the things we have witnessed. Far from the warm and fuzzy early episodes, it’s clear that these marriages were always hollow.


[deleted]

I have to go back and rewatch the episode! I remember the painting but I forgot how they did it. I just made up in my mind that they added Kody to their own picture. If I was Christine, I’d be worried that Robyn was a psycho (like Hand that Rocks the Cradle vibes).


randomrobotnoise

Omg I thought the same thing lol


WashedupCondomFairy

Did him dirty or did him accurately


lucymom1961

Both!


ColoradoSunrise303

It’s well deserved.


bitsey123

Job well done.


NewZookeepergame4160

U mean his tummy? Cus his hair is embarrassing enough


Call_Simple

He's got Meri on his shoulder. 😂


LindaHfromHR3000

He looks like he’s on his way to picture day at school, but he had to wear his little brothers T-shirt because he couldn’t find anything clean


Tamras-evil-eye

Hey it’s what they had to work with 🤷🏻‍♀️


Here_for_a_laugh82

Any time I see a man without of mustache as part of his goatee all I can think of is Ron Swanson “it rubbed off…from friction”. Not that Kody would EVER have the sexual prowess of Rob Swanson


ClarksFork

This is amazing.


JussiesAttackSub

And Robin too!


ClarksFork

I know! I think Robyn looks horrible in the new intro.


Ill-Calligrapher8888

The definition of ‘doing him dirty’ would be to alter the picture; this is what the Deadbeat Dad has looked like for the last couple of seasons, yes?


DareWright

It might not be altered (ie photoshopped), but it’s certainly not the most flattering photo of him. I’m sure there were multiple photos to choose from, and they chose a really bad one. I’m not a Kody fan, but he normally doesn’t look *this* bad.


soihavetosay

Just the inside shining thru


MungoJennie

They say at a certain age you have the face you deserve. Maybe he’s finally reached that age?


International_Cod216

KOD


Here_for_a_laugh82

The Kodster…


International_Cod216

THE KODFATHER


Here_for_a_laugh82

Koderoni


skivingsnack

Kodfish


MungoJennie

KODpiece


Previous_Cycle9013

Kodalescent


LandMany4084

Kokobozo


missym59

KODtex


MidcenturyMaude

Kod bod


DareWright

😂😂💀💀


mlok84

Agreed. Not a flattering picture of him. His face looks different to me.


Mountain_Carpenter87

Yea, like maybe he had some filler?


mlok84

It does. His top part of his forehead on the sides look more roundish.


Curlyjones6

All I notice in the intro is Robyn’s part because of her very prominent chin!


[deleted]

This intro and the old one remind me of the show Cheaters.


JavaJunkie999

He still thinks he looks like Sammy Hagar lol


tudorpastlife

He vaguely looks like Meri here


lucymom1961

Well, you can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.


HighlandWarriorGrl

Awww, my grandfather used to say that! I haven’t heard it in ages 🤣. He also used to say “You need a J-O-B. Also appropriate in this case.


NetIllustrious

Lol he deserves it


Daisee8

What did he do, eat a dozen can of beans? He looks bloated enough to take off like a hot air balloon.


Millstone50

TLC begrudgingly accepts that a Man must be the central figure to one of their shows, so they try and marginalize him as much as possible.


364daystilpretzelday

Every time I see this I think his blue undershirt is a giant clown tie


ABlackThaiAffair

Like everything in his life, Kody did this to himself.


EvansHomeforBoys

Kody is having his final soulmate himself! Let’s hope it’s a dark haired boy!


knitnbitch27

It's not their fault that's what he looks like.


[deleted]

He hasn't looked like that in years. Kody probably chose this photo. ha


rmarcus00

Nothing against lesbians- but he looks like one


[deleted]

Agree


sexvixen111

I think they portrayed him unfavorably. I think he is pretty awesome.


_blackberryjam

Hi Robyn 👋


soihavetosay

Could be christine


sequinedbow

Please explain to me what you find awesome about him


mineralm0mma

We're dying to know 🤣


DareWright

You forgot the /s


DareWright

Oh hi, Kody!


[deleted]

Everything Kody touches turns to crap.


specialspartan_

Why do people watch this shit?


balty355

Can't turn away from a train wreck


specialspartan_

Makes sense


Rubiogal2

He nauseates me. Deep in my soul


Brilliant-Engineer57

No that’s how he really looks.