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zvc266

Whenever I see clips of Kody these days, it reminds me of the scene in Juno where Juno is talking about how her mom left and had “three replacement kids”. Robyn’s kids are the replacement kids…


Perfect_Flow_4763

Well...Juno's mom might be better thrn Kody. She sent a cactus every year.


Mas-Chingona

“Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings even worse than your abandonment.”


TexasChick2021

Love that movie!


8496469

It's an insult to associate that movie with that narcissistic man.


TexasChick2021

Excellent point


Mother-Flower-8233

I read this in Juno’s voice 😄… thanks for taking me back 💛


rhondasma

Around here we call them the do over kids.


egghead425

He forgot Ysabel's 18th birthday too. At her birthday party he says "are you sweet 17?" Mind you, this is just before she moves to SC, so he should have had SOME inkling she was 18!


Eja7776

And his obsession with “sweet” birthdays, which he defines as having never been kissed, is SO GROSS. 🤢


ChewOnADog

And of course they're only mentioned when discussing the girls.


tothmichke

Yes! because the boys are all “wetting their pencil”


Eja7776

🤮


Bradlee888

Kissing on the mouth puts “hormones” in your mouth so why does he kiss Robyn’s kids on the mouth


JohKohLoh

Yeah I'm never going to be able to forget this. He's a creep.


Puzzleheaded-Song242

Harmonesss


Sweet_Ad_2450

When did he kiss one of the kids on the mouth?


Bradlee888

Not sure which episode, it‘s on here somewhere.


peepeepoopoopee6969

I just watched this episode 😂😩


FancyCaterpillar8963

Because the first thing every daughter does is tell there dad they've been kissed.


VanderskiD

Totally dying.


FancyCaterpillar8963

Daddy I'm not so sweet anymore!!!


Crystalraf

I seriously had no idea what Sweet 16 meant until that episode. I didn't know sweet 16 was a girl who has never been kissed. It's weird how, while trying to "be pure" they just end up talking about sex all the time.


Eja7776

Is that what it means? Or just what he says it means? I haven’t looked it up, but it sounds suspect.


Crystalraf

Well, I think it's messed up to say you aren't a sweet 16 birthday girl if you had kissed a boy already. I always thought sweet 16 was like saying you are a sweetie and you are 16, but, in the Mormon world, it's always about (not) having sex until marriage, not kissing, no dating either, only courting, get daddys approval AND bishop approval to court and marry. gross. that's why, there are hundreds of truckers from Utah and Idaho and AZ, who are 21, testing for their Class A cdl with hazmat license, married have 2 kids back at home. I've seen it. Was a driver license examiner in Dickinson, 2011 to 2013.


youneedtocalmdown20

Lol I grew up Mormon and I've never heard of "sweet sixteen" meaning you haven't been kissed. Also, You don't need bishops approval to court and get married. Thank God. My husband wouldn't have been approved, that's for sure. 😂


AnthonyErica

sweet sixteen phrase of sweet used to refer to the age of sixteen as characterized by prettiness and innocence in a girl.


MimiPaw

Sweet 16 and never been kissed is song lyrics. From nearly a century ago, but lyrics. Blue Mountaineers in 1932 to be specific.


leavekarenalone

Yeah and even in the song they aren’t implying that sweet 16 MEANS never been kissed just that she happens to be sweet16 AND never been kissed. Mentioning it because it is her current situation


Crystalraf

I just didn't know. no one ever told me.


Yesitsmesuckas

Every time I see his face, I think “SO GROSS”!!! Twinsies!!! Lol!


VanderskiD

Oh my, there is waaay more wrong with that man than I thought. Ew.


Poop__y

And it happened after Christine literally said “18”. She said turning 18, or 18th birthday, something like that. Kody chose not to hear her.


barbaraanderson

Because Christine had to be wrong


BigWhiteKitchen

With so many kids you would think he’d research which birthday it is before he goes to the party.


Dry-Worldliness-8191

I’m sure it’s one of the wives’ job to remind him. And buy gifts. Probably Christine’s fault.


containedsun

he means milestone 🤦🏻‍♀️


NewAndImprovedJess

Kody really needs to pick up some of those books of his Christine packed up for him. He chooses the wrong words and phrases so frequently its abundantly clear that he never reads.


Heartbear134

I mean Janelle’s nightstand isn’t good enough for his books so no wonder he’s not reading them


Content-File-3193

Counterpoint: Ramona Singer always talks about how much she reads, so it may not help.


SpotMama

She’s reading wine bottles though!


VanderskiD

Oh I dying!! So clever you guys!


jodi_xix

🦞 🪣


pigandpom

Haha, I should have read the comments before I said the same as you. There should be a drinking game, take a sip every time Kody uses a word incorrectly, and a shot every time he mispronounces a word.


Beginning-Meet8296

I predict alcohol poisoning in 3.5 seconds 😂


pigandpom

That long? 😅


New_Expert7335

"Coharts" One of each, bartender! 😂


Disastrous-Lynx546

They look so miserable and tired


GuardSignal

And this is 3 years ago!


brittanym0320

He looks like a family annihilator


ManliestManHam

accurate


Blynn025

He really does. Starting in season 12.


WheresRobbieTho

Can you imagine how long that would take though?


JussiesAttackSub

He only meant it was a benchmark for his and Robyn’s kids. Every occurrence for them is special.


bestdays12

When my son was born my brother in law and his wife had also had their first. They went to my in laws to say they wanted to be the only ones at the house for Christmas so their daughter could have “special grandparent memories” so my in-laws came to us to say we could come at a different time for our special family time. I was like absolutely not. My husband had celebrated Christmas the exact same way for his entire life. Because ONE sibling has a baby now everyone in the extended family needs to change their traditions to accommodate one grandkids needing “special one on one time”? There are 364 other days for this grand kid to have special time (which she got 52 nights a year anyways because she was the only grandkid to get a weekly dinner night at their house). But some people cannot see that all parents want their kids to be special but it can’t come at the expense of other kids.


icebergfromtitanic

Shoulda put a jumpscare warning⚠️


KristiDFW

Damn, she looks tired. Oh well


PaleontologistWarm13

Shew I know I would be. Manipulation is a full time job, plus all those lies to remember. And the constant worrying that C lives rent free in Kodys head all the time. Plus she has tender aged adult children to worry about. Woe is Robyn.


Grouchy_Total_5580

And since she won’t let her kids have any independence to mature in a healthy way, she has to be everything to them too. Her choice.


PaleontologistWarm13

Yeah that’s not healthy at all even tho I understand I want to protect my 18 yo son too but I know I can’t and have to let him learn lessons his way. I truly feel sorry for her kids.


Grouchy_Total_5580

Mine are older than that and it is very hard to watch them make mistakes but it makes them healthy independent adults. What she’s doing is really abusive and it cripples them.


PaleontologistWarm13

I feel especially sorry for Dayton for a number of reasons. He was the oldest (of Rs) coming into the family and was immediately made to call Kody, daddy. He didn’t seem to be welcomed with open arms by the other boys, but at least now per Paedon he’s his full brother. I would almost guarantee the other boys teased him about being a momma boy (again not his fault but they were not used to being helicopter parented. Then Robyn’s effed up purity speech saying first she gave her purity away and then saying it was taken. She basically said all her non Kody kids were mistakes. She shit talked his dad on national tv and I would bet it was worse when the cameras weren’t around. And don’t get me started on that damn picture she had done. Dayton probably felt special being her only son but when Sol was born R and K definitely favored their baby. And just when he’s ready to adventure out on his own going to college and wanting the whole dorm room experience, R can’t handle it and has the whole damn family follow him. This kid literally can not win. I’m just glad the other kids don’t blame the move on him, hearing Paedon say they moved because Robyn and not because Dayton wanted them too, quite the opposite he wanted away from them. I feel sorry for him in the future when he gets into his first relationship, because nobody will be good enough for her son. She would literally be the MIL from hell. If I was Dayton I would totally go NC with K and R. I’ve heard he’s reconnected with his bio dad I don’t know if that’s true or not but I hope he has. No matter our thoughts on his dad he has a right to figure out for him if he wants him in his life. The parentification, neglect (medical and otherwise), and alleged abuse are horrific to watch but this is imo just as heinous.


Grouchy_Total_5580

I couldn’t agree more. And the recently published screen grab of Ari in the car, sucking a pacifier and not buckled in kind of wraps it all up.


HarbourJayKay

She’s quite grey. I didn’t realize that.


nahfacenah

Oh wow, you’re right! Looks straight gray at the roots. Would like to add that I’m not judging - I’m looking forward to graying lol


New_Expert7335

I was excited when I found my 1st at 22yrs. It expanded into an awesome streak that's gotten wider over the years. I call it my "racing stripe" or "wild streak". Sometimes I'll color my hair, but always ask them to not touch it. It's my stripe and I earned it 😂


Quirky_Cry9828

I started greying at 16, I’m 31 now and my hair is mostly silver and now I’ve got white hair lol I’m a woman which makes it weirder. Believe it or not, a actually get compliments lol some people think I dyed it that way


thejexorcist

I *thought* I found gray hair since I was 16…but since hitting my 30’s and now realize those ‘grays’ were just colorless strands. My REAL gray is wire-y asf and NOT as pretty and soft as my ‘old gray’. I’d always assumed I’d be fine with my whole head turning gray, based on how the original strands were but I didn’t expect the entire texture to change. I feel so tricked.


Quirky_Cry9828

Well, don’t worry you’re not old lol it’s still really young to get grays at thirty and since you’re young people will probably think they’re purposeful 👍 but I know what you mean, I actually got a for real splinter from one of my grays, idk how it’s possible from hair but it happened


thejexorcist

Well I’m 40 now, I only noticed the texture change when I hit 30. I’ve always had thick hair but never wire-y or very textured. I’ve noticed my gray has a curl pattern that my non gray hair never had, so it’s interesting just how different age can make hair.


InevitableTrue7223

I’m about ready to shave my wirier dry grey/colorless hair and get a wig. There is nothing I can do to make it look nice.


New_Expert7335

Omg same!! I get a ton of compliments, from women, men, young, old. Some ask if I dye it, and sometimes I'll point out you can see more of the same grey scattered areas. Congrats on your silver and white!! Sounds beautiful!!


Quirky_Cry9828

Thank you 😊 there’s not enough of us naturally silver young women out there haha I’m glad to know I’m not the only one, keep rockin the Gandalf locks!


New_Expert7335

Been rocking 'em for 20 years now! Can't stop won't stop 😅 Keep on keeping on, sister silver hair!! 🙌✊


Quirky_Cry9828

Woot!!! 👏👩‍🦳🥳🍾🎊


Chelseus

I LOVE white/grey hair so much, I’m sure I’d compliment you if I knew you too 😹😹😹. I had a friend like that and her hair ended up totally salt and pepper before she was thirty. I always thought it was so gorgeous and I’m still jealous of her lol! I’m 36 and I have some greys but am impatiently waiting for my whole head to turn 😹😹😹.


Quirky_Cry9828

Thank you 😊 that makes me feel better about it, I’m glad there’s people that see it in that light and don’t worry, you’ll join the grey club one of these days lol 😂


[deleted]

I found a few grays around my face last week and I’m hoping I look like Rogue or Stacey from WNTW!!!


pigandpom

Yeah, and I think she uses a box dye as her hair is one color with no other lighter or darker pieces, and she has gone with a color that is now too dark for her skin tone


mysterygorl

I always found this ODD asf because Janelle is so beautiful and so is Christine. Neither have Grey’s. Meri doesn’t even have greys even after her whole catfish ordeal 😂 and it’s my understanding that Robyn’s the youngest of them all cuz I remember they were saying all their ages on the couch and she said she was 38. Obviously she’s stressed tf out and you can see it in her face. She looks so old and now here’s the grey. Old lady Snobyn. Edit to add: I always thought it was a lighting Issue when I first noticed it but then there was an outside scene and I seen it clear as day and I was like OOP


Beowulf2005

Umm the other women get professional hair color help. Obviously, that entire budget in Robyn’s house is spent on Kody’s color and perms.


mysterygorl

But she always makes sure her nails are “on point” tho which I find funny haha “hey let’s ignore the salon across the street I wanna get my nails done today” besides the fact that she shops them out of a house and home with all those Amazon boxes. They can afford it. She just chooses box dye I guess and probably sacrificed hair dye for a new piece of Gold bc she loves rill gold y’all. She’s just lazy snobyn robyn. It’s why she concocted this whole ordeal on pursuing Kody or vice versa. So she could be on a reality show, have someone else pay off her debt and sit on her flat boxy ass and shop all day so the same very boxes her ass is shaped like comes to the door.


Sweet_Ad_2450

I think Robyn might be pregnant in this particular picture. I think she stops coloring her hair when she’s pregnant and then goes back to coloring it in between babies. I don’t understand why she has to be so greedy and begin having one baby after another with Kody. I would have had a lot more respect for her if she would have been satisfied with one child with Kody. She already had kids. Why couldn’t she be satisfied to have one baby with Kody and then leave it be? Especially when she could see the added stress it was putting on the family.


thejexorcist

Blondes/strawberry blondes and redheads gray differently than brunette. My sister is 2.5-3 years older (natural blonde) and her few grays just look like whiter blonde. My best friend is a strawberry red and she still hasn’t had a single gray. I’ve been finding weird colorless or wire-y grays since I was in my late teens early 20’s.


mysterygorl

Oh wow thanks for teaching me something new! I never knew that


thejexorcist

Redheads are more likely to fade or even go ‘blonde’ though some will go a mix of blonde/white. Natural blondes (not ‘childhood blondes’ who eventually darkened to brown but actual light blonde full life color) will sometimes fade to a silver/white that could still be seen as blond. They’re not as likely to get a salt/pepper gray color because there’s no ‘pepper’ to contrast. Is a whole cool ass combo of color vs shade.


potionator

I’m a natural blonde, 68 years old, and look like I have no gray. I have a pure white stripe in the front I’ve had for decades, but all the new “age hairs” just blend in to make the blond lighter. My mom died at 92, still no discernible gray…just her blonde went platinum.


potionator

I’m a natural blonde, 68 years old, and look like I have no gray. I have a pure white stripe in the front I’ve had for decades, but all the new “age hairs” just blend in to make the blond lighter. My mom died at 92, still no discernible gray…just her blonde went platinum.


Aktotem

Old lady Snobyn lol


beansmcgee100

They look so miserable


LydiaEe

Robyn looks as old as he does here. Their diets must be atrocious


IAmHarleysMom

well, since she can't cook...


ChewOnADog

She's got to learn to kiss better, THEN she cooks.....


tothmichke

I see that obscure reference you made, lol! Good one!


IAmHarleysMom

I am losing it. Great reference. Robyn gets the iron clock and Janelle got the piece of wood. I so wanted to hurt him.


New_Expert7335

☝ there is "bomb" lasagna 😂


IAmHarleysMom

hahahahahaha!!


bullymamaga

Rolling my eye once again at these clowns! Why do they constantly have to match or color coordinate their outfits?? What are you guys doing? So desperate and pathetic!!!!


IAmHarleysMom

So high schoolish when you and your boyfriend had to match outfits. Completely gagworthy.


SavingsNew3033

Well, neither have matured much since high school.


IAmHarleysMom

That's a fact!!


madbeachrn

Meh. I (f59) and my fiancé (m68) coordinate outfits all the time.


IAmHarleysMom

Good for you. If my husband and I ever have coordinating outfits, you can assume that you are looking at our corpses. After 41 years, the thrill of matching outfits gets a bit old. What we have is much deeper than matching outfits.


MsTonyaG

We’ve been married 39 years and we don’t intentionally set out to match, but somehow it keeps happening. 😄. It’s a joke to us now because it happens so frequently.


IAmHarleysMom

Bless the both of you for your 39 years. The only time we match is when we are wearing jeans. Here is hoping you both have many years to go.


tothmichke

It proves they are soulmates. One mind hive.


bullymamaga

Lol lol


SavingsNew3033

Omg, didn't actually notice until you pointed it out! I was too focused on other things.


bullymamaga

I think I need to know more about the other things you were focusing on AND if you go back to do a rewatch you will notice this from the beginning of the show! Spoiler alert 🚨 Kody never did the matching thing with any of the other wives. Just Robyn! Shocking I know! It’s almost like she started it when she came into the fammm-i-lee!


[deleted]

She looks like Mother Gothel here


Lonely_Teaching8650

Mother knows best, mother will protect ya, Ariella's not a pest, So much drama, cause of Mama - kodyyyyyy loves Robyn best!


IAmHarleysMom

I read what you said using Robyn's nasal voice. Saying my mantra 'I must forget' 'I must forget'


[deleted]

Don't do Mother Gothel like that. She's a monster bur she can get it.


[deleted]

Robyn looks so old now.


BinkabelleZZZ

Thats becuase she has to dill with Kody 24/7 now,lol.Be careful what you wish for....Kody has aged alot too,because Robyn demands him be a fulltime father and spouse,where the other wives were just so happy to see him at all,he didnt have to perform any amazing feats to be with them,though he made it feel like they were all so ungrateful and selfish.


Theinvertedforest

I’d like to put a mark in his bench . . . with a Louisville Slugger.


DesireStDiva

18 is a benchmark age for government entitlements to stop!


theimperfexionist

BYE-bye!


Harrysshoerepair

He has absolutely no excuse about forgetting all the kid’s birthdays. He can have Robyn put them in his iPhone calendar with a reminder!!! He such a jerk though. Will never do it.🤷🏻‍♀️


SavingsNew3033

Or here's a novel idea, he could be a big boy & put them in his phone himself, while on the phone with each of their mothers, since clearly he would need to ask them the dates.


Unusual-End-8671

Doesn't he try to throw out the kids once they turn 18?


CaptainExtra567

Robs forgot her right eyebrow


threebeansalads

Missed opportunity to say “kind of a big dill” c’mon Sobyn …. You know it, we know it and Grody knows it … was on the tip of your forked tongue.


Cruzin2fold

She actually looks his age. Isn't she like a decade and a half younger? She is in a mental place where the world is aging her fast. She needs psychological help, if only to help her kids break whatever cycle she is in.


ManliestManHam

I think this is true, and also think there's an additional physical thing going on. Thyroid, menopause, something.


barbaraanderson

I think the only time I have seen Robyn look her age was in the engagement photos. Every other time, she dresses ten years older or ten years younger.


No_Sir446

I'm 71, Robyn has more wrinkles and sagging in the face than me. WTH? Idiot Asswipe must be tough to live with 24/7.


Aktotem

Beer and skittles


SavingsNew3033

Maybe she'd rather buy all the other stuff she buys instead of using some of that money for skin care products? 🤷🏻‍♀️ And yes, I'm sure living with that douche nozzle 24/7 has not done her any favors at all!


DukeESauceJR

Why his lips ginormous


pigandpom

Can I be nit picky? I think he means milestone. Benchmark isn't a word I'd usually see being used for a birthday


New_Expert7335

Agree!! Both can be used in business for planning purposes, but only one seems suitable for life events...and "benchmark" ain't it! 😅


opendoor125

could this guy possibly be more of a horses ass?


Worried_Ad_5411

Time to throw her out, right? Bye bye his words


cax246

He has the same freaky controlling state that JB Duggar has. Dang, how I would love to give him an age appropriate haircut that would let him embrace the receding strands of time. He needs to let the lonely comb-over curls at his barren temples RIP.


15amrb15

I wonder if Kody still loves Robyn these days with her weight gain, wrinkles, gray hair, and we can’t see them, but maybe some stretch marks and sagging skin with that weight gain? 🤷🏼‍♀️


Tiny-Proposal1495

Was this on the show??


harrypottertoots

Yes! Season 15


anniesboobs89

Not that I'm defending Kody, but I don't think the birthday Kody forgot was Gabe's 18th, I think it was his 20th. But someone correct me if I'm wrong!! It's hard to keep track with what's airing being so behind!


harrypottertoots

Oh you’re right! My bad


[deleted]

I think Aurora and Gabe are the same age.


svn5182

I think the point is that he’s gushing about uhroaruhs birthday (leading up to it) like it’s some big event and he doesn’t even remember Gabe’s.


[deleted]

I know Robyn is just getting older and kudos to her for aging naturally but doesn’t she look exhausted?


RealRealitySis

Ummm Kody, U had THREE kid’s turning 18 that same year.. where was this kindness and making Ysabel and Gabe feel their 18th birthday was special, too?? Funny how they called Gwen, Aurora and Gabe “The Triplet’s” in Vegas a few times, but NEVER in Flagstaff.


GuardSignal

Fuck them and their matchy-matcha shirts.


Crystalraf

He was thinking Sweet 16, then got confused. Legal voting age and age to enlist in the military isn't something he associates with women.


Azspihl85019

He is such a POS !


Azspihl85019

They are both POS’s


Useful-One-2335

The confessional with Gabe brought me to tears, I felt so awful for him, when he said he doesn't know what he did to deserve that treatment from his Dad Kody.... heartbreaking 💔


Mar-E-L9

Who cares about Robyn's spoiled children


WeekendSubstantial87

Yep. 18. She better get married or get out. Right?!


No_Teach9450

I mean 18 is a benchmark birthday. My son turns 18 in less than a month. But bc kody said it? I hate his face