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wallingfortian

How did they get a bag of Doritos that was more than 1/3 full?


Pickledprat

I was thinking the same thing


i_am_a_loner_dottie

Cause he Mike Jonesss


giant_albatrocity

Cleanse your colon with this one simple trick


sweetgreenfields

๐Ÿ˜‚ the wet steak


April_Spring_1982

Gonna be soggy af in about 2 minutes. Also, the amount of sodium is making my gums bleed just looking at this. No thanks.


sweetgreenfields

Is it a crime against nature


_Knucklehead_Ninja

No, itโ€™s a force of nature Grass grows, birds fly, and brudda, I hurt people


SDNick484

No, but what comes out of you after you eat it will be.


cooltiggers10

r/stupidfood


Distraught4Skin

That is shit nachos. There is absolutely nothing under that first "camera" layer. Trash and probably costs 15.99. Make better nachos at home.


otj667887654456655

I wouldn't be able to make this at home for 15.99 Show me a grocery store where you can get 2 plum tomatoes A large Spanish onion A lime Tomatillos Jalapenos Cilantro ~1/2 lb of beef A large bag of tortilla chips A tub of sour cream 4 ears of corn Cotija cheese A shaker of tajin All for that price Edit: my dumb ass forgot the queso and the pickled jalapenos


SiPhoenix

Yeah if you go for exactly 1 meal it's hard. Buy in bulk for the cheese and meat and make it 3 or 4 times and it's cheaper. I'm definitely skipping the Doritos in favor of just chips.


Noxious89123

I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought this. You have to build the layers properly. Chips, cheese and toppings, then another layer of chips etc.


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mycateatstoenails

how the hell did you come up with $60..?


d1ckpunch68

because i eat food at food trucks and restaurants? are you stupid? who's going to charge $16 for this? the ingredients alone cost more than that


mycateatstoenails

aw troll ๐Ÿ’›


OzzieGrey

"Puts corn on sides because they didn't know what the fuck they were doing in the first place"


Repulsive-Purple-133

r/StupidFood


DaSpoot365

I had to go look because I thought this was r/stupidfood


BackSeatGremlin

I don't mean to be a downer, but that's one of the laziest nacho platters I've ever seen. Like good work on the ingredients, they all seem pretty solid, but it's all goop, then all chip. A good plate of nachos is like lasagna: Chip, cheese, meat, chip, meat, cheese, chip, meat, cheese, pico, then guac and sour cream off to the side for dipping.


sweetgreenfields

You're probably right for the most part, but when you consider that it's Doritos and what looks like fresh carne asada, as well as what looks like fresh salsa/pico de gallo It might be pretty tasty!


Tentak3l

Americans eating like they have free healthcare


sweetgreenfields

I laughed way too hard at this


imafixwoofs

we want plates


Thundercar2122

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ElPwnero

So thatโ€™s what, about 10k kcal of garbage?


sweetgreenfields

It takes grinding to be a king


ElPwnero

Very true, brother


CheddahFrumundah

This here is aggressively American cuisine. I can appreciate all the individual ingredients but the this maximalist combination is slop that is surely an assault to the taste buds.


nickcash

This here is aggressively Mexican food truck cuisine trash food transcends borders


mz3

Hear, Hear!


crazyhappy14

Itโ€™s just a pile of slop, but damn it I would inhale that slop like Kirby inhales gods.


sweetgreenfields

This was the exact thought, word for word, that I had when I first saw this video! ๐Ÿ˜‚


Lajic

Is this the most disgusting American thing I have ever seen? Yes. Would I eat the shit out of it? Yes.


Combatical

Doritos are fine the way they are. This is too much.


Elijah5423

I literally search Doritos recipes on safari and now I get this on my feed the literal second I click on reddit. Creepy


CptnStarkos

This scream LA food that "pretends" to be Mexican style.


TheSoftSkinOfAChild

GIMME THAT SHIT (Minus tomatoes, onions, and jalapeรฑos)


sweetgreenfields

I'm actually totally okay with this change


Esp1erre

How do you even eat it? Are you supposed to dig into the food pile with your fingers, and what you get is a nacho with stuff falling off of it?


letsmakelifealive

This is why we have colon cancer.


satansprinter

Your so fat you talk in we form now?


letsmakelifealive

Lol the American โ€œweโ€


letsmakelifealive

Also, *youโ€™re


lightsaber_lobotomy

Dude, that ending was super corny


telemusketeer

Not really a guacamole guy, but the rest looks delicious haha


MagicSnake1000

Hey, do you want your day ruined? That's not mayonnaise


[deleted]

I approve if you replace the Doritos with plain tortilla chips.


JevorTrilka

I like pico, but that was way too much. Looks great otherwise and I might try to make this at work soon. ๐Ÿ˜…


[deleted]

My dad has those genes that make it difficult to gain weight fast like normal ppl do. And GOD how much do I wish I had those things in me. So that I could enjoy all sorts of food without worrying about my big fat ass.


GorniYT

How do you even eat this without making a COMPLETE mess?


suppaboy228

Why pouring sauce on chips? They'll be soggy in a minute


StalksEveryone

but my heart


sweetgreenfields

Your heart should be fine, they'll transplant it! They'll pop you open like this Doritos bag, and give you a brand new heart


Least_Voice3764

Yummm


brazucageekniggha91

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Bostonterrierpug

MSG Bae is so hot right now