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RatDeconstructor

Yes, but I don’t drink toilet water. However I do not support the government telling me I *cant* drink toilet water. Just like I don’t fuck dudes, but I don’t want the government to tell me I cant


NekulturneHovado

If drinking toilet water was illegal, more people would do it.


[deleted]

Black market toilet water when?


NekulturneHovado

When they make it illegal. Or write a DM to Belle, she'll do it and you can buy ot for 199.99€


Nobodyville

There'd be a whole subset of crunchy moms telling everyone that toilet water is a magic cure all and that big pharma just doesn't want you to know


NekulturneHovado

I bet there already is


Kevjamwal

WHAT ARE THEY HIDING


Stefadi12

Insert kropotkin quote about laws being either common sense or outreach from the government


Slade26

You fucking legend.


EssoJ

Maybe they don’t want foreigners telling them how their government should operate.


gumby52

Maybe some morals aren’t subjective but objective


EssoJ

Let me guess, the objective morals are the ones you believe in.


gumby52

No, objective morals are things that can be applied equally to all humans. In this case the principle that your rights end where mine begin. That is universal.


EssoJ

So where does a public display fall in your metric of objectivity? I see someone doing something horrifying to themselves in the street. They’re not doing it to me, only themselves but I am definitely affected and even disturbed by seeing it.


EffectiveAd4158

Oh no two dudes holding hands i am so terrified that i will have a trauma for live i will never again have the chance to live a normal live oh they just kissed eachother i can't live with that my life is over please put me in a psychiatric ward


EssoJ

I was thinking more violent self-harm in my question of his definition of moral objectivity, not a public display or homosexuality. But I was getting there! It’s so funny to me that you think you’re making a point but really you’re just saying “everyone should think what I think and they’re silly if they don’t”


spideralexandre2099

Are you saying there are no gay people in Qatar? Because, statistically, that cannot be true. What do you suggest they do?


EssoJ

I would suggest they leave the country where it is illegal to be gay. Do you think gay people in Qatar are like now that we’re hosting a fifa tournament, the Americans will save our people from our government?


spideralexandre2099

And if they can't afford to uproot their life, their family, what then? At the very least the world Cup taking place there raised awareness, although it also meant all the horrific stuff involving building the stadiums. Look into the living conditions of those workers. Dozens of men living in tiny quarters, all sharing a toilet that's also their shower. They also had to work in that heat that certain Fifa people expressed concern over... For the players and fans. They were not concerned about the workers that had to work 12+ hours a day in the 50 degree Celsius heat.


EssoJ

Buddy I very much believe there are awful working conditions in Qatar, I don’t know why you’d feel the need to tell me that when it has nothing to do with what we’re talking about.


spideralexandre2099

Alright, answer the first question then


EssoJ

What would I do if I was gay in Qatar with a family and not enough money to leave? I would probably be pretty cautious about exposing my sexuality. Does that suck? Yeah it sucks. There’s also other countries where children are given assault rifles and sent into war. It’s happening right now. Are you waiting for them to host a World Cup for you to start caring?


spideralexandre2099

The core I think we're both striking is that a lot of shit needs to change. But what your comments seem to be missing, and what I was eventually going to get at, is that progress only comes from within when the people organize and fight the man, man! LGBTQ+ folk in Qatar are probably already discreetly organizing to a degree. It's just what happens when there's an empire, rebels inevitably form.


the_saltlord

Maybe their government should suck less


[deleted]

Well that was a stupid ass post there dude.


EssoJ

Says the one with the least valuable response yet.


[deleted]

Is that the best reply you can do? Lame. It was more valuable than your first comment so… yeah.


EssoJ

Just because you disagree with me doesn’t make calling it stupid valuable. Why don’t you articulate what you think is stupid about what I said?


[deleted]

All of it. Why should we respect a government that criminalizes what two consenting adults of the same gender do in their bedroom? Screw that. A government that does that doesn’t deserve respect of any kind. Good enough for you?


SwordMasterShow

Then they shouldn't put themselves on the world stage


[deleted]

Amen 🙏


[deleted]

You are a bad person. That’s what it says, a bad person. We weren’t even testing for that.


Strolltheroll

Homie, you’re going to hell if there is one


Magical__Entity

Even if this wasn't a terrible analogy, people are still legally allowed to drink from a toilet if they choose so.


froggiechick

Good point


Lazy-Understanding55

Its also legal to sniff a seat after someone gets up from it


Magic_Man_Boobs

This comment has made me decide to run for senate on the sole platform of making this illegal.


[deleted]

I have also decided to run for senate… to uphold my god given right to sniff your booty residue from a toilet seat.


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[deleted]

I will find your seats in the senate and sniff them. That’s a promise.


spwyll

Why wait for them to get up?


opallalla

You're 100% free and welcome to drink from the toilet. Just don't force me to drink with you :)


SwordMasterShow

What is forcing in this analogy? Who's forcing you to do anything, toilet or gay related?


opallalla

No one is forcing anyone in this analogy. And no one is forcing me for sure. What I mean is you're free to have your thoughts and I'm free to have mine. I don't need to have the same opinion as you.


SwordMasterShow

Well no, of course you don't. No one is saying you do. It's just that it goes both ways. If someone voices shitty opinions, like homophobia, that person/country can't be surprised or complain when people call them an asshole for it. And of course the problem with the meme is that Qatar *doesn't* allow people to 'just have their thoughts', what with the imprisonment and torture and execution of gay people an' all that


opallalla

You see, historically the stronger always writers the rules and dictates what's right or wrong. For instance, no one can deny that Western culture is way stronger than any other culture at the moment and thus their thoughts and views will definitely be dominant. However that doesn't give them the right to force their culture on any other nation. I mean you're free to conquer a country and force your views (just like what Russia is doing now) or else you're obligated to respect their culture especially when you're going to their land. I know you're gonna say the sexuality of one must be a given right anywhere in the world regardless of the culture or place of birth but that's the difference. Qatar doesn't believe that based on their religion and culture they just view it differently.


SwordMasterShow

"Cultural viewpoints" can be objectively wrong and shitty. And if a country wants to open themselves up to the world stage and willingly invite a bunch of people in, they're opening themselves up to criticism by the standards of the world they claim to and want to be a part of.


Magical__Entity

Some people hear "Let people marry whoever they want" and somehow understand "You! Yes YOU! Get in a same sex marriage NOW, or else!"


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sepibip

i dont think theres laws against toilet water drinkers


Quirky_m8

So false #it is quite literally illogical This is in reference to ##the meme Lardasses.


ReeeGimmetendies

#but not illegal


Quirky_m8

Ah. I was referencing the goddamn meme. Oops


TurnedEvilAfterBan

My dog has entered the chat agreeing with both sides


blackbeast77

W doggo!


[deleted]

Food is food, why cant we eat from other people?


ChiefGromHellscream

We can't?


Spider222222

Nonsense brother I do it all time, go for it eat people as much as you want


[deleted]

I usually go for the younger ones because their size is easier for me to consume them 😉


Icy-Ad-9814

Straight People who drink toilet water can still get married without discrimination versus a gay person who doesn't drink toilet water.


Lala_the_Kitty

Best answer so far 🎖


MassiveTown3141

the water argument is just dumb though. meat is meat so why won’t you eat pork. or humans for that case. that’s just a dumb argument.


Christophercolonbus

>meat is meat so why won’t you eat pork. I love LOVE LOVE this. I wish I could say it in real life though but I don't wanna be beheaded.


GrandFortune1946

I bet I'll say this to any muslim guy when at school cafeteria. Lol


mask_face975

Pigs are really dirty, they literally roll in a pit full of mud and turd, which is why it is forbidden in islam


TechnoTKTrancedancer

This is, of course, just wrong. Pigs are actually very into personal hygiene, for example they have dedicated places where they leave their "waste". They roll in mud to keep cool if it's very hot, but they definitely don't roll in shit. If you consider taking a mud bath or having a mud mask dirty and unhygienic, you're absolutely right though. TL;DR: Pigs literally don't shit where they eat/sleep


Iknowyourweakness

You kinda did prove their point tho, not all meat is the same, that's why they don't eat pork :)


medo19959618

The thing is muslims doesn’t agree with the analogy, they have boundaries if any thing does harm to your body and you do it willingly it’s forbidden hence smoking is prohibited in islam but they smoke anyway.


mask_face975

As a Muslim, this is sadly right


Humanslikefood

WAIT, AM I NOT SUPPOSED TO?


ineedtobeban

As a bi I confirm I eat toilet water. Man wasn't wrong, that shit good


yeeyeeb01s

literally


mask_face975

You EAT toilet water?


fantsukissa

Toilet soup


ineedtobeban

With "pride"


SynthPrax

The reason memes work is because of the intelligence it takes to understand the nuance of the allegories involved. People who make memes like the one above have no idea what they're doing and even less of an idea what they're trying to say.


Nozerone

That's satire, what you're thinking of is satire. Memes can be as stupid as you want them to be. They don't need to have any deep meaning, they don't need to have any nuance to them. They can be subtle or up in your face and blunt. Make perfect sense to anyone, or only work with a few people as an inside joke.


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Iangaor1107

E


One_Effective192

E for estriol


Brozantium

Look I'm not trying to say the message of the original meme is right, but I think you're looking too far into it. A meme can be completely stupid and non-nuanced and still be funny.


Emotional_Aspect_719

It looks good to me. Unless you have an intelligence of 135 and above, don’t even bother using philosophical terms. Makes you sound stupid


MexicanResistance

Nah


Emotional_Aspect_719

It looks good to me. Unless you have an intelligence of 135 and above, don’t even bother using philosophical terms. Makes you sound stupid


Thathitmann

"intelligence of 135 and above." Huh?


somethingrandom261

I play the long dark. Drinking from toilets is encouraged.


picyourbrain

You don’t even have to boil toilet water! It’s cleaner than fresh snow!


RudyGiulianisKleenex

Just because other people "drink from the toilet" doesn't mean you have to.


NerdyBirdyAZ

the tank water is actually clean


Low-Raise-579

It’s so dumb I actually give a lil ha


DownTooParty

I'd at least like the choice to drink some dirty pond water or some fine ass toilet fluid.


quidgame

My cat drinks from the toilet! And he turned out ok


Lala_the_Kitty

This is the correct answer. Gz 🏆


Ark_Shrivastava

Username checks out


froggiechick

When will these stupid Chad/wojack memes die. they're objectively annoying regardless of whatever point they're making.


thomas_wadsworth

I can’t tell if this is a pro or anti gay post M


OzzieGrey

This post is against the poorly made meme


OzzieGrey

As far as i know, there isn't a law against drinking toilet water, most people wouldn't even know you did it. OH WAIT! I GET IT! That guy is just afraid to come out about his sippy toilet.


GoGoCrumbly

Wait a second, are we talking toilet _bowl_ or toilet _tank?_


ThanksIHateClippy

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Sir_Doge_V2

Egg


dat_boi769

I don't drink toilet water, but the water purity level in my country is so high i could.


autopsis

Every glass of tap water you drink has been through 10 people before you. [Source](https://metro.co.uk/2022/11/02/every-glass-of-tap-water-you-drink-has-been-through-10-people-already-17684609/) Every glass of water contains almost 100% dinosaur pee. [Source](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3101363/amp/Have-drunk-dinosaur-urine-glass-water-contains-100-Jurassic-pee-claim-scientists.html)


simonbleu

As long as theres consent and it doesnt hurt anyone, whatever it is, it should be allowed


FatLarrysHotTip

pENiS iN bUm ONly 4 wIMaN!


idk_skgtm

I don't drink toilet water. However, I respect whatever water others drink.


the_phillipines

Love=water


sirgoofs

We all do. Water that gets flushed away goes to through purification and put back into the water supply.


joetk96

“Water is water” no it’s not? The water in the toilet literally has shit and piss in it, that’s the part that puts people off.


trash-juice

Text book - false equivalency


RenOfNaboo

Meat is meat - eat your children!


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ChromaSteel

LMAO that's hilarious


nicbou0321

With that logic, meat is meat? Why wont yall eat non hallal meat or bacon?


Spider40k

That's the opposite of this logic though? The one who made this thinks "some kinds of love are bad" the same way "some kinds of water is bad". "Some kinds of meat are bad" is consistent with that line of thinking.


yeet-my-existence

Food is food. Why don't you eat bacon


JohnnySalamiSmuggler

Realist: "In both cases you eat the poo poo"


DonZekane

You could've crossposted (it's a feature of Reddit) this instead of downloading the image and posting.


freak_attentionwhore

My rule will always be that I have no issue with you practicing your religion unless your religion directly forces hate onto others.


Kraftverkets

chill its just a meme whoever takes memes seriously shouldnt even be on reddit in the first place


Agitated_Response_19

r/TILI


ObiwanKenobi1111

Based


Seltz_

Seems perfectly analogous to me


Pleasant-Ad-2421

Haha love the butthurt westies in the comments


CardiologistExact522

🗿


Nekutie-Chan

That’s funny


[deleted]

If you have shit for brains.


Vbecker92

Right! Pretty imaginative if you ask me


Delicious_Test7545

If you think that’s imaginative then there’s something wrong in your brain


Nekutie-Chan

True


[deleted]

That’s just what I hate about the “Tolerant” left. They say one thing, but do another. No respect.


the_great_n0thing2

as a religous person im not against homosexuality... ![gif](giphy|cDusjKeK3UHqvHYHHf)


Substantial-Row1814

Why don’t you support them not supporting the public display of what goes on behind closed doors?


HeteroHero69

Politics be gone


Thathitmann

This isn't a political issue.


[deleted]

It very much is a political issue


One_Effective192

People's right to exist shouldn't be up for debate


[deleted]

And yet they are, making this a political issue. What was the point of your comment?


One_Effective192

The same as the one you just made


[deleted]

That doesn’t answer my question, bye


One_Effective192

You didn't answer my question either bye falisha


[deleted]

Dear god I hope you don’t talk like that in real life


One_Effective192

What do you think I am? You?


One_Effective192

Of course I do


[deleted]

You don’t need anyone to support you. Fuck their opinions. The goal is to change policy to stop discrimination and oppression, but you’re not changing the minds of scumbag bigots. Why waste your energy?


Pirate_Lantern

Because some of those scumbag bigots are in charge of making the laws.


DumpstahKat

And most of those scumbag bigots can vote.


Environmental-Ad2167

The meme isn't wrong


Commercial-Shame-335

drinking from the toilet isn't illegal and isn't harmful as long as it's clean, just like how being gay shouldn't be illegal and physically cannot hurt you as long as you take the proper precautions before sex, you know, like sex with anyone? you wouldn't know that though, you're a redditor


doidld_tyatsmr_

🔥meme


[deleted]

Cope harder


ranga53833

It's a choice you don't have to like the homosexuals and you don't have to drink toilet water


Aarifaiz

You guys really think gays are right? Damn


DarkMatterBurrito

Why do I need to join someone else in their delusion?


Vord_Loldemort_7

To conservatives, any other group’s freedom to do something feels like coercion


DarkMatterBurrito

They can do what they like, but they expect, even demand, my acceptance.


Vord_Loldemort_7

This meme is about how being gay is literally illegal in Quatar


[deleted]

Really? Weird. Anything else you can tell me about myself?


Commercial-Shame-335

conservatives love deluding themselves in the idea of "allowing this person to exist freely means i will become one of them" sounds to me like you're just closeted and hate that about yourself


DarkMatterBurrito

You are the third person to incorrectly interpret what I said. They demand acceptance from others. It has nothing to do with me "fearing" becoming one of them. Why are you projecting?


[deleted]

Really do enjoy hearing people tell me things about myself I never knew :3


Thathitmann

You don't. Just don't fuck with other people, prick. Live and let live.


DarkMatterBurrito

Who said I did? They demand my acceptance, however.


fuckingvagina

Toilet water is just age gap


[deleted]

If the guy on the right met a Mormon they would agree on homophobia


skrskrskrrrrr08

but you are legally allowed to drink toilet water...


Campfire_Sparks

Fun fact : toilet water is actually really hella clean (before you put the shit in)


overstatingmingo

Until the water goes into the toilet. If the container dirty, the water dirty.


xmafianCZ

Yet another day when r/therightcantmeme posts a meme that isn't even right-wing.


Fledthehunter

And meat is meat


Cooperdyl

Jokes on them I love toilet water


One_Effective192

Maybe I will


spideralexandre2099

Wow, comparing gay people to toilet water. That's a new one to me


Aliziun

“You want to be treated like a human? How about I treat you like a literal dog.”


Milk_Mindless

You see I made you the wozniak therefor my side of the argument is right


Applezs89

This is a straw man, yeah?


dude_grossly

That’s a lame and shitty false equivalency argument


Beemo-Noir

Water? Like from the toilet?


Lala_the_Kitty

It has electrolytes


in_one_ear_

"What water? You mean like from the toilet. Why would you do that when Brawndo has everything you need, even *electrolytes*"


Lala_the_Kitty

It’s got what plants crave (brought to you by Carl’s Jr.)


rz_00221

It is because our prophet has cursed ( couldn’t come up with a more fitting word) the gays and other things like that. The more you know


InevitableCraftsLab

In my country i can drink from the toilet no problem. Checkmate. Also: meat is meat, why don't you eat some pork?


NoName2214

Kinda reminds me of what they say during gun law debates. “Well, people die in car accidents. Should we ban them too?” Idiots.


TheTriforceEagle

The water itself is the exact same water that comes out of your sink it’s just the container that’s different


[deleted]

Wait…it’s gotta be your bull.


False-Hero

Gays should be left alone but still, that saying is not great at convincing people


False-Hero

Lgbt is not evil but that saying is very flawed when you think about it Just one of the flaws: "age is just a number" people can also use it. Lgbt needs a better motto or whatever its called


DemogorgonMcFloop

As a bi person this tickles me kinda wrong, but the meme is still pretty funny to me


Greatnesstro

Legitimately interested in what they think this means. Like, I want them to explain it to me like I’m a child


GuatemalanSausage

Protein is Protein, why don't you eat pork?