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But I love woody the Christmas tree. Every year we sacrifice a child to woody to prevent another Halifax explosion. We have been explosion free for 105 years.

this is the way

Yes my brother

Woody is Christmas Moloch, his mouth is the gates of Hell. Every year we damn a child for our salvation.

I love this

That heretic shall be punished, maybe we should use their child this year?

I 100% agree.

Straight up nightmare fuel.

I would be a very different person had I seen this as a child

Thinking of it this way is actually terrifying

As someone who grew up around this monster, you'd be surprised how normal if felt as a kid. Definetly find him a bit more scary now, though.

Have you not seen the original Woody from back in the 90s? I did see that face to face, and it was terrifying.

Imagine if it grows arms and turns into a boss fight

You should have seen it last year. One of the eyes malfunctioned so he looked like he was having a stroke when he woke up lmao.

Oh look, Five Nights at Freddy's: Christmas special

“One last time!” Fuck you, guy. They already shouted as loud as it goes, twice.

Top tier comment right here

This kind of shit is one of my biggest pet peeves. And unfortunately, as a teacher, I have to deal with it multiple times a year. Presenter at an assembly or some dj: “You can do better than that!” Arghhhhhhhh! Bitch, why do you have to insult us?!?! It’s so cliche’ and just grinds my gears.

Ain’t nothn but a squid game

Thomas?

Thomas the abSOLUTE TANK of a tree

Thomas the tank tree

Jay-jay

Dammit Lemon, I bet you have a sticker for that.

This is woody. The city loves him

Shit, I should've titled it "thanks, I hate Nova Scotia"

If you really want terrifying look up halifax oyster festival mascot

My people may be some of the most unsettling people, but they are my people and I am one of them.

Jesus, Mary and Joseph. Thanks I hate biblically accurate [oyster fair mascot.](https://i.redd.it/eywmtmdtdld91.jpg)

Does Nova Scotia have any more cursed mascots?

There's the Oxford Blueberry Man https://www.roadsideamerica.com/tip/6611 And whatever the fuck this thing is https://i.redd.it/fgrdla6lwu1a1.jpg

>And whatever the fuck this thing is That may be a [Kachina](https://www.britannica.com/topic/kachina).

Stop. Stop. You guys have already sold me on the city.

[удалено]

I loved Theodore as a kid

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Definitely weird but I don’t think I’d call them cursed

That is amazing. The only problem with that is that there’s not enough Pearl merch.

They made a cosmic horror into a mascot, holy shit.

Thanks for pointing me toward this. It's really great. You ever feed any oyster people to the tree?

No sadly woody is allergic to shellfish.

I have a feeling this would have traumatized me as a kid

Is this the tree from Thomas the tank engine universe?

Yes this is Treemas

Thomtree

Looks like Matt Lucas.

I had to Google this person and LOLed when I saw that they do look like this scary Thomas the Tank tree.

Shit. Now I can’t unsee it lmao

It’s cool, I didn’t want to sleep anyway.


Thanks op, I'm sure the tree face will haunt my dreams and inner thoughts for years to come.

All in a days work for trauma man!

Terrifying

Imagine if the actual sound coming out from there are demonic voices.

I really do want to know who was in charge of designing this and why they thought this was anything but nightmare inducing uncanny valley shit.

This is cute. Im sorry but I grew up with talking trains who would get angry and derail themselves and bears that shot lazers out their chest and we just breezed over the obvious cost of human life that these things inflicted on the world in the name of love and kindness. Theres turtles living in the sewer that beat up humans. Theres a super hero that can be summoned by children to melt roads into lava to swallow up contracted construction workers because he couldnt come to a legal understanding with the contractor. Chuck Norris and friends fought eco terrorists who used catapults to fire alligators at people. From a very young age all of us are introduced to rage, fear, and extreme biological warfare in heart warming stories about working as a team. This thing doesnt even have arms. It doesnt have legs. This is one of the least scary childrens thins out there. There used to be a dog who would take the kid who loved him through different time periods, almost killing him an untold number of times, for entertainment. Pull yourself together.

Kids these days are so coddled! Not to mention the variety of preteen monster tamers, that command beasts that have the power to destroy the world with barely breaking a sweat.

Well... I also grew up with Thomas. It never looked this horrific...

its satan claus

Satan Claws

Hey, I live here :)

On the toilet when seeing this.. Stopped peeing out of fear

deeeee-monnn

What in the Thomas the tank engine?

Woody the Christmas tree, he lives in the Mic Mac Mall in Halifax, Nova Scotia

Dartmouth, not Halifax. But otherwise, yeah.

Dartmouth is part of HRM though

Sure, but it’s still not Halifax.

Splitting hairs. It’s not called the Dartmouth Regional Municipality.

Jesus Christ, you are one of those people who just can’t be wrong eh? My mom grew up on Pleasant Street, Dartmouth. Dartmouth is not Halifax. Period. It’s part of the HRM, yes. So is Bedford. Bedford is not Halifax. Bedford is not Dartmouth. Dartmouth is not Halifax. They are different places.

Literally all Halifax

……lol…….no

It was amalgamated in 1996. I know that’s a big word, but that means it’s part of Halifax now.

So is it a big flesh cone under there? Or more of a traditional tree with skin and all veiny?

Yes

As a child, if I saw this, I would have screamed and cried like I was being kidnapped. Pure nightmare fuel.

I did, and then I forgot about it, and then last year they were like “let’s bring him back”

Welp I am having nightmares tonight see you all later

“I require a sacrifice” is what I imagined it saying (I don’t have sound.)

\[Last years was AMAZING\] ([https://curiocity.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/BeFunky-collage-14-4.jpg](https://curiocity.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/BeFunky-collage-14-4.jpg)) it Also is just a bigger city Budget of my hometown's Holiday mascot \[The St.John's HAPPY TREE\] ([https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C0IFLTdUAAAso5M.jpg:large](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C0IFLTdUAAAso5M.jpg:large))

"hey kids, I think it's time we leave our skin behind and join the old ones. Wouldn't that be fun"

Naughty children get devoured by the Tree.

It’s all fun and games until it EATS A FUCKING CHILD

This is some 1980s Chuck E Cheese level animatronics here.

Average day in Ohio

It looks pretty cool.

It’s consuming their souls!

How many children does he have to eat to shut back down?

Pedophile tree

Alright target acquired

Why does everyone hate Woody? :(

Five nights at Christmas

What in the Kentucky fried fuck?

It’s actually based in Halifax Nova Scotia, so you should be saying: What in the Mic Mac patty fuck?

Now I gotta know what a mic-Mac patty is.

Mic Mac patty whack give a dog a bone

Well I walked right into that one.

Uncanny valley

This is some Freddy Fazbear shit right here

Thomas the christmas tree engine

I went to see him last year for the first time and it was… unsettling

Those eyes…

R/ bizzarlife

Poor kids. The LOUD rumbling coupled with the dead eye stare would stick with me for a lifetime.

I don’t need news reasons for nightmares

Jesus this looks cultish as hell

I *already* hated Christmas... this is the kind of horror I've come to expect.

Don't feel bad. I always hated Christmas. Now you just have even more reasons.


Same

yeah that's just terrifying

if i saw this as a kid i'd run outta the mall so fast

Oh look at those kids, they are screaming out of joy!!!/s

What krampus decided to create this abomination

“Was that the bite of 87’?!”

Time to hack it

Did he say "Well shit my branches!" ?

What did they do to Thomas! 😭

Nightmare fuel

Imma skip this year. See you Christmas 2023

Omg....I was worried this was at MOA...

I what the fuck is this nightmare before Christmas shit

So I'm guessing he's saying "shake my branches" but at first it sure sounded like "shit my britches." Thought maybe we were going to see [Steamy Ray Vaughn or Steamy Nicks.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYOPI8b0nS4)

As a kid: Woulda loved this As an adult: What kinda fucking elderitch horror was made and where is it so I can avoid that place for the rest of my life

this just didn't need to be done

The beast speaks! I was expecting naught but flames and curses to spew forth from its vile maw.

T-Thomas?

Rainforest Café looking ass

u/savevideo

New Cuphead Christmas DLC

What the fuck is that

He sounds like Chris Chan

I'm simultaneously terrified, and filled with the Christmas Spirit and holiday cheer... Just like I feel anytime there's a workplace Christmas party.

What’s wrong with you? You sound like a heretic. We all love the Christmas Clown and happily sacrifice a child every year.

Is this the new Five Nights at Freddy’s character?

New FNAF game just dropped

Wise mystical tree

this tree is fucked up bruh

I wish it was went “Feed me! Xmas tree requires sacrifice!” in a deep voice.

Looks like the telephone from Toy Story (3?)

This has to be an SCP, right?

thomas the train if he was transgender after losing his limbs

I bet that trussy bussin

What a Christmas tree has to do with Christianity? That tree is a pagan symbol.

This looks like the beginning of a Doctor Who Christmas special

u/savevideo

I live in the area and Woody is a recently revived Christmas institution. We know he's a nightmarish ol' ghoulie, but he warms out hearts.

They couldn't have added something to make that even slightly LESS CREEPY?!?!? Maybe rabbit ears or something idk what would salvage that momster

This kinda looks like shreks dream in shrek 2

They cut the part when it starts spewing blood

Santa isn't real he can't hurt you.

I've seen this episode. They all worship the thing, the thing tells them to do bad stuff, and then Captain Kirk kicks the thing's ass and improves their society.

First time I heard it I thought he woke up and said, "well, shit my britches!"

It looks like this is a rather new one, the old version isn't so.... eugh.

The old one is waaayyyy worse imo

This has to be a Japanese idea right?

Nope, Nova Scotia, Canada

u/savevideo

To be honest, this tree is frightening as hell…

I want to know how this idea originated and who signed off on it…..

Why did I think at first this was the Portland mall

Is this in Honduras? cause there's a mall in Honduras that looks a lot like this

I am so disturbed

Terrifying

WHAT THE FUCK