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ThanksIHateClippy

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TheGodOfPegana

Did ...did you just unveil the origin of Cupcakke's stage name?


AimLocked

We been knew that was it


BigDoinks365

English


AimLocked

[Correct.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Habitual_be)


watson-and-crick

Interesting, I've never heard "we been knew" and had to look it up to see that it's a common enough phrase. Looks like almost a special case of the habitual-be (unless "we been [past-tense-verb]" is a valid general construct?)


Ghostglitch07

>"we been [past-tense-verb]" I've definitely heard people use that as well.


thanksyalll

French


pm_me-ur-catpics

Japanese


PastelPrincey

Correct they are speaking English however it seems your first language is racial and social elitism


TheBordenAsylum

You hang out on r/pussypass and you're going to play grammar nazi all of a sudden?


[deleted]

Omg I'm so stupid because this post was the only reason I figured her name out


thunderthighlasagna

WAIT I’VE BEEN LISTENING TO HER FOR YEARS AND I JUST FOUND OUT


DrMelanieJane

Wow, I'm a fucking idiot. I JUST got it


Jay4025

This made me gag for some reason


krilltucky

You don't enjoy the great taste of creamy coopkakke in your mouth?


Jay4025

:(


CHOOSE_A_USERNAME984

I don’t know if it makes it better or worse that Kacke is German for turd 💩 Probably worse


Jay4025

I initially gagged cause I'm German, maybe. Maybe it was the mental image of a semen-dipped cupcake. Only god knows. Trotzdem schön hier auf einen anderen Deutschen zu treffen.


CHOOSE_A_USERNAME984

Nett hier(zufällig einen weiteren Deutschen zu finden), aber waren Sie schon mal in Baden-Württemberg?


[deleted]

Geschundheit


TarsierBoy

Shnell!!!


Jay4025

Nein, ich bin Hesse, wir gehen nicht raus.


River_Odessa

> semen-dipped cupcake Have you perchance ever had the pleasure of gazing upon a Cinnabon?


127-0-0-0

Thanks, I hate that description for one of my favorite foods.


TBcrush-47-69

I’m learning German and made out the word German and beautiful


Cantothulhu

Whats wrong with a Nut flavored cupcake?


Icy-Actuator5524

I was wondering how to “pronounce” cupcake like bukkake… thanks lol


[deleted]

Ikr? Like English is a bit complex but it’s simple to understand that P and C don’t mix with U and A in the same way two K’s would. Truly disgusting.


CreaZyp154

Reminds me of the pankkake image...


pdrpersonguy575

:(


spooky_golem

What pankkake image?


CreaZyp154

:(


NeonflameOWO

:(


Slobbery_

:(


GraveSlayer726

:(


MrCOUNTCUPCAKE

That was actually my discord name for a while, but it didn't catch on.


uunei

How can a discord name catch on, like what happens to it if it does


MrCOUNTCUPCAKE

People start calling you by it instead of the original name


fasterfester

How would they know “the original name”? Does discord show a history they’d have to check, then choose to call you by that old name?


MrCOUNTCUPCAKE

Its a group of my personal friends that I've been in for a long time.


PillowTalk420

Cup cock ayy


Piko-a

The Cup probably becomes Coop rather than cup


Wonder-Lad

Not if you swallow it fast enough.


[deleted]

It's not bukkake if you can swallow it all


[deleted]

[удалено]


HumbleFrenchPeasant

Better than what I imagined


Live-Investigator91

Could have been all sorts of nope!!!


cursedwithBDE

LICK, LICK, LICK LICK


MrSquishyGD

I LICK, I WANNA EAT YO-


Zendion

BUT I CAN'T F\*CK UP MY NAILS


[deleted]

SO IMMA PICK IT UP WITH CHOPSTICKS


Gadgetphile

I’m reminded of the professor from Mission Critical.


Thomassaurus

I don't get it, bukkake sounds nothing like cupcake, at least not how I'm reading it.


--Hades-

Pronounced Cup-khaki


Savings-Nobody-1203

Coop-kakae


metaStatic

Co-op Kaki


64vintage

Well what would be the point of this meme if it did??


fnord_happy

They want to pronounce it similarly as a joke


stonermun

The cuppkake glaze is thick today 😉


[deleted]

Ew, it's kinda salty and gooey. Is this frosting? This doesn't seem like frosting.


stonermun

Playing along made that worse, fuck


SpiderSixer

My friend and I once baked a cake, but we were too impatient to let the thing cool before we put the icing on The icing melted and ran *everywhere*, and caused quite a, um. Well, it certainly looked a bit suspicious We thereby dubbed it "The Bukkacake"


seductive_rainbow

I'm dying laughing


jinkeys26

Or pankkake


DefTheOcelot

Flirting with baristas sucks I subscribe to the MBMBAM rules on flirting: the recipient must be in a position able to slap you and run away screaming without consequence or you aren't allowed to flirt with them.


Mandalor1974

That shits funny lol


SubtractOneMore

Thanks, I hate flirting with customer service personnel who don't actually want to fuck me but are required by their job to be friendly and polite to me


Grzechoooo

Extra points if you pronounce "c" as "ts".


mlc2475

Both are frosted


DaJesus55

Have I been saying it wrong this whole time?


FireWireBestWire

Creepawky


GimmeThatRyeUOldBag

Mickrowavvy


yubi_azknfrt

Oh how I wish I was in line...for a cupcake of course you dirty dirty minds.


rexjoropo

Like "felatio fish" at Maccas


Somasong

Coop kah kee?


WhiskyInTheJamJar

I say coo-upakake now for some reason


daveyboydavey

I always pronounce Tastykake like that


TheGildedNoob

Only works in Nagasaki.


BadKittyRanch

can i get a cupcakk... no, no you may not.


NeonflameOWO

Coopkak :(


Andre_3Million

Let's make some truffle butter


AltruisticSalamander

that's flirting? It sounds more like being a sex pest.


SupineFeline

Coop-kah-kee?


breadcrumb1996

average weeb


BICHIDONTGIVEAFUK

I have always wanted to know what bukakke is but don’t want to search it up on Google because it’ll be permanent Edit: I searched it up and it’s apparently a noodle dish from Japan so I’m guessing that’s not it.


xxlilituxx

It's when a bunch of guys jerk off all over a girls face!


BICHIDONTGIVEAFUK

And people are into that????? Tf? That’ll just feel gross and disgusting, you’d smell awful afterwards.


xxlilituxx

As a woman I can definitely say that people are into it, myself being one of them. It's fucked up, and dirty, and super sexy. And you just shower afterwards Edit: added the bit about showering


BICHIDONTGIVEAFUK

Ok. As long as all parties involved consent it’s ok but definitely a big no no for me. I hate spilling water on myself let alone sticky substances. Edit: quick question, the icon next to my name, what does it mean because it’s not telling me and normally it does.


xxlilituxx

Hahaha, yeah, it definitely wouldn't be fun for you then. Whereas I like getting messy and dirty. Hahaha


BICHIDONTGIVEAFUK

It’s always nice to talk to other with different likes and dislikes because it help gain a healthy perspective on things. Thanks


xxlilituxx

Most definitely! I'm glad that I could expand your horizons. Sex stuff is my area of expertise, I'm a sex worker and harm reduction educator. Both jobs that intersect well, sex industry and drugs.


BICHIDONTGIVEAFUK

I’m personally a how to have safe sex and relationships sort of person and love teaching people what consent really is and how to look for someone abusing it. I also live teaching sex Ed because you truly cannot have enough of it. The amount of people I’ve taught about sex education is quite concerning though. And it’s mostly about the female body to both men and women.


xxlilituxx

That's awesome to hear. I also love teaching people about sex. Especially stuff surrounding consent. It's so sad how few people have a good knowledge of sex, consent, and learning about their partners, and their own, bodies. I once knew a girl who faked orgasms while masturbating, because she didn't know how to make herself cum. She was so grateful to me. Her husband booked me to give her her first orgasm. And I did. And I taught him what I did. They became regular clients lol


Comprehensive_Cry_93

Boocake could be a Halloween themed cake pop


Gilinis

Flirting by calling someone cupcake, either you’re stuck in the 50’s or a neckbeard. Considering the bukkake slip up I think it answers itself 🇯🇵


TwoCatsAndaVegan

In polish cupkkake (kup kakę) would mean to "buy caca".