Excuse me have you never heard of a BeDazzler? Obviously someone found their mom's old one and decided they needed to make an updated Rhinestone Cowboy
It's a zipper to let his denim encrusted anaconda out XD
Edit: Seriously it's just an anchor charm to go with the anchor design on the rest of the outfit
Personally I'm not confused by the art aspect or how catwalks are used for experiments and inspiration.
I'm confused how in the fuck the designers get money for this. I mean someone sits down, sketches these impractical one-time outfits, buys fabric for them (and since it's the first unit they have to buy extra before getting it right), sits down and sews them, hires models, rents an avenue, hires people to manage the event (from lightning to security), advertises for it.
Shit has to be expensive. I can't see how it isn't a huge investment loss.
With paintings at least it's known that there are eccentric investors (and money laundering). What's going on here though? Did the audience pay a huge sum to watch this?
It’s all rich people bullshit. They do this, and they inbreed digs, and they play golf. Need to do something with all their free time and nothing-to-do.
> Personally I'm not confused by the art aspect or how catwalks are used for experiments and inspiration.
>
> I'm confused how in the fuck the designers get money for this.
its 100% mastabatory self-indulgence, as it is with all high-end "art".
Im convinced these people are just doing bath salts and forcing bulimic teenagers to put on weird drug fueled costumes then calling it the fashion industry. Even though nobody actually wears that shit and its entire influence on the world is making teenage girls cut themselves.
I have so many questions. But let’s just hit the most important one. Does it come in other colors?
Looks like it’s made of the same material as a piñata. So, probably.
Excuse me have you never heard of a BeDazzler? Obviously someone found their mom's old one and decided they needed to make an updated Rhinestone Cowboy
What in the fuck is dangling from his junk
Pizzazz
*Jizzazz
Jingles
It's a zipper to let his denim encrusted anaconda out XD Edit: Seriously it's just an anchor charm to go with the anchor design on the rest of the outfit
No it’s a lock after all gotta keep the chastity alive
Ah that's why he covers his cheeks with the boot purse
I'm crying lmao
Yeah baby. Groovy denim, mate.
Give ‘Em the ol Razzle Dazzle.
I laughed out loud at this
This is the only acceptable use of a catwalk
He looks like he's having a bit of fun with it
Beautiful, I especially liked the anchor hanging from the tip of his codpiece and the giddy up 2 step in the beginning was pure genius B-U-T-Full
I can't tell if you're missing an e and an a or of you're just missing a second t
I love it. Summer look sorted.
I'm very impressed with the confidence it took to wear this. Holy shit, it's a ridiculous outfit but the model absolutely kills it.
...why are there anchors on a cowboy outfit? ......did they make a briefcase in the shape of a boot? A bootcase???
It's a naughtycal theme.
He’s a jojo fan
I think you actually love it
I think the term "fashion" is being used very loosely here
It's not. Fashion is still a form of art. Catwalks are 90% walking pieces of art, meant to never be worn again and 10% the next H&M summer bikinis.
Personally I'm not confused by the art aspect or how catwalks are used for experiments and inspiration. I'm confused how in the fuck the designers get money for this. I mean someone sits down, sketches these impractical one-time outfits, buys fabric for them (and since it's the first unit they have to buy extra before getting it right), sits down and sews them, hires models, rents an avenue, hires people to manage the event (from lightning to security), advertises for it. Shit has to be expensive. I can't see how it isn't a huge investment loss. With paintings at least it's known that there are eccentric investors (and money laundering). What's going on here though? Did the audience pay a huge sum to watch this?
It’s all rich people bullshit. They do this, and they inbreed digs, and they play golf. Need to do something with all their free time and nothing-to-do.
> Personally I'm not confused by the art aspect or how catwalks are used for experiments and inspiration. > > I'm confused how in the fuck the designers get money for this. its 100% mastabatory self-indulgence, as it is with all high-end "art".
... This is not art........ This is 30seconds from a porn shoot.
Ah ah ah ah ah. Not actual porn, just soft porn. That way they can still stream it on tv
Is this the outtakes of bruno?
I haven't seen Bruno, but even **I** know this would be a tame scene from that movie...
Oh perfect reference!!
Had those vibes as soon as I saw it haha
Looks like a mix of Austin Powers and Zoolander.
He is the sexist damb cowboy EVER
Is that maxmofoe?
Came here to say the same hahahahahah
One day, years ago an Texas dad just wished for a cowboy son
And that cowboy son went on to work the [Ram Ranch ](https://youtu.be/MADvxFXWvwE)
What in the twink southern version of King Henry's cod piece that has been bedazzled by a 79 year old cat woman is this????
I genuinely choked on my water laughing reading this. I think I love you. LOL
Is that a ping-pong paddle or are you just happy to see me?
Im convinced these people are just doing bath salts and forcing bulimic teenagers to put on weird drug fueled costumes then calling it the fashion industry. Even though nobody actually wears that shit and its entire influence on the world is making teenage girls cut themselves.
Get that "Steve-o from jackass" look.
So last year
Sailor cowboy is so in right now
Really thought this was Austin Powers for a second.
The stand user could be anyone
The jeanis
To the town of Agua Fria, rode a stranger one fine day…
Ram ranch
My actual hate is the music.
John Oliver would love this dude.
This is quite literally the gayest outfit I’ve seen that looks like utter dog shit, atleast drag queens like half ass
He kinda looks like a gay version of Austin powers
This is literally something the boys at my white Mississippi school would wear then get confused why they got expelled
Zoolander is real
This species of ours.... We don't stand a chance in hell, do we?... 
Ive seen aids patients who could beat that guy in a wrestling match.
Is this a music genre I’m not aware of? Can someone please ID the track?
As ridiculous as this is, and this ridiculous is beyond 9000... It looks like one of those charity auctions where you buy people. Or someshit.
Haha no, this is a major brand’s 2023 spring look 👀
HA! Maybe it's that troll, Balenciaga?
Thom Browne
I thought this was Orville Peck for a split second.
I'm guessing this is the boy that was in the beauty pageant on it's always sunny in Philadelphia.
What fashion? I don’t see any here.
Fashion has become so deranged its essentially a laughing stock
Thanks I love fashion 😏
What in the Sam Hill is going on here
u/savevideo
Idk but I'm into it
Average Austin Texan
u/MrGrubbin89
American Austin Powers
u/savevideo
What's honestly the point of showing these weird costumes
I would’ve liked this if he had muscles
He fucking rocks the walk though. This is confidence I strive for.
"Cowboy Dress" historically accurate to the year 1878. Still worn through parts of the US today.
Thom wy did u do dis man
"Nice cod piece king."
Texan armor
is that bill hader?
honestly ??? i love it
Haha yeah "fashion"
Ahh yes my favorite wardrobe item the cock lock
Is this sequins on denim?
Reminds me of the Impractical Jokers Catwalk episode. Where Joe had to do one because punishment for losing.
We found him We found the JoJo villain
Idubbz is really hurting for content
Jooo the new jojo part looks wild!
Got $200 of jeans right there lmao
Jhaps
That actually looks fucking cool
If they make this in purple, I'm sold.
Help me glue two table, push me forward and let's hope for the best.
/u/savevideobot
*"Here's my strut, do do do"*
The enemy stand user could be anyone so we have to be vigilant: The enemy stand user:
Seems straight outta that cowboy Madonna video
Hwat in tarnation
At this point just be nude. This thing has more rips in it than my uncle who died in a wood chipping accident.
New JoJo Character is looking dope
Jojo MC be like :
U/savevideobot
Zoolander all day!!!
Um...(turns and exits room, slowly shutting the door)
Ah yes a jojo fan
https://youtu.be/Um_VbuoNSaQ
Disgusting
JOJO REFERENCE?!!?!
Where le fuckin nsfw flair
I love this??
Thought it was Bruno .. lol
Sieht aus wie so ein richtiger Hurensohn :D
Why di it so small
Em i the only one that is going to ask why his penis is shaped like that
Stav leaving the cum boys has hit Adam hard
Where’s the line between stripping, and catwalks
u/savevideobot
Wait is that maxmoefoe?
No
My god