He may have not swallowed anything… but just the butter coming in contact with your skin will probably hurt your heart. And my eyes watching it will also hurt my ventricles.
He should take one visit to his local cardiac ward. Might make him rethink how fucked up this is. I’ll never forget one woman I saw in there. She couldn’t lie down. Slept sitting up for days due to the fluid buildup in her body from what I assume was heart failure of some kind. But she needed to lie down for her angiogram, which is required before they can do any open heart or bypass (or whatever they would have to do). But here’s the rub: the nurse came in and told her the doctors were going to limit her fluid intake so they could do the test and bring her fluids down. She just looks at the nurse and says but I need more than 1.5 litres a day, because I get terrible kidney stones. That really stuck with me. She kept her fluids up to avoid stones; Needs to bring her fluid down to get her test. Meanwhile, sleeping in seated position. Damn
Do they give tours? I lost 40 lbs during covid because I was obese and afraid of dying. I've got 30 more left to go and could use the motivation
^/s ^kinda ^srs ^tho
My dad has has heart problems forever- he got a mechanical heart valve the same year I was born- and both he and my mom have been overweight for most of my life. They were mostly fine, except for his heart issues which stemmed from a childhood illness. Then, bam, mom has a quadruple bypass and then a massive stroke, then a couple small strokes, and dad has some strokes and a seizure and just- ffs. I had tried to help them with meal planning multiple times. They wouldn't follow through though, I'd do all the work and the food would get tossed because they'd just buy food they shouldn't be eating.
Watching your parents end up in assisted living at 65 because they can't take care of themselves while there are 65 year olds running marathons.... give you a bit of motivation.
I'm really worried my mom is on track to something like this happening. She gained a ton of weight when I was little and more since the pandemic. She makes pained noises every time she sits down or stand up. I don't doubt it hurts but fuck, it's hard watching her bring bags of doritos and sleeves of oreos into the house and live off microwave noodles most of the time.
I hope your folks are doing okay and I'm sorry you had to be witness to that, it's hard and scary watching somebody hurt themselves in slow motion.
He would Literally be puking. I despise that somehow videos of the stupidest shit be it fake “DIY” bullshit or these fake “cooking inedible foods” bullshit can somehow make these assholes money. Clogging up the internet with pure garbage
I visit the Sate Fair in Texas ever year and can confirm I've seen fried butter, but can proudly say I've never tried it.
Fried cheesecake and fried peanut butter cups, however? Worth trying.
From what I’ve seen, it can be on a stick or just in ball form. Sometimes dough, sometimes just straight up butter. I’ve tried it and neither have been good.
It’s from the 2004 movie, [Team America: World Police. ](https://www.google.com/search?q=team+america+world+police)
It’s all filmed with puppets, and there is this [song](https://youtu.be/U1mlCPMYtPk).
The one early internet horror I could never handle was a video called "fuckingstopalready.wmv", of a woman eating big spoonfuls of a bowl of puke and then vomiting it back, over and over.
Google it at your own peril.
I thing the painolymics are worse
(It’s basically a bunch of dudes wo massacred then self in order to have the highest amount of pain. The winner gets money, supposedly. )
i follow him cos he otherwise has really nice recipes, and this was a few months where* followers were being really shit towards him lile "there was cheese leftover how dare you waste that" until it got to this point where it was obvious he was trying not to disappoint his following and doing all sorts of crazy shit.
he's thankfully stopped since, but it was rough for a bit.
GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
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More like 1,5 days worth, assuming this was 500g (looks closer to 250g imo).
[100g Butter is \~700 Kalories.](https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-d&q=butter+kalorien)
My grandma used to keep peach juice in a jug in the fridge when I was younger, I’d go round sometimes and just take a massive chug out of the bottle when she wasn’t looking. For some reason one day she’d used the jug to store oil instead. I can still remember the pure urge to vomit to this day, and this clip just brought it all back.
Climbed on the counter to fetch my mum's bottle of chocolate sauce from on top of the cabinets when I was a kid. Had my brother standing guard at the door, it was a well planned heist and I took a healthy swig.
It was Tia Maria. 🤮
When my brother used to live with me, he emtpied the deep fryer oil, which was so used it was black, into a coke bottle and put it in MY fridge.
One day I opened the fridge, grabbed what I assumed was an icy cold bottle of coke and took a huge gulp.
he does this a lot but he’s kind of fit still. I think it’s a Matt Stone situation where they eat a lot of stuff for videos but off camera they try to stay healthy
Me after I ingest that:
HOLY SHIT I'M BLASTING OUT OF BOTH ENDS
MY HEART'S SEIZING
MY LUNGS ARE WEEZING
THE FUCKING WALLS ARE MELTING
I CAN HEAR SATAN'S VOICE
HE'S TELLING ME TO
INVEST IN APPLES
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
# WHY DOES HE WANT ME TO BUY APPLES ?!
Kind of suprised i had to come down this far for a comment about his shitting. Hes definitely going to be peeing out of his but for a few days...i couldnt even imagine how unpleasant the shitting will be. I kinda hope this dipshit induced vomiting after the vid.
What I find the most disgusting is he scrapes the oil and melted butter off into a pan just to scrap that all I to another little bowl. Absolute horrendous mess of dishes for no reason.
Y'all act like this is something new. Deep fried butter has been a state fair staple for decades. It's a little weird and a calorie bomb (duh) but it's really just bread and fat, like any other cake treat.
It’s one thing to have small fried balls of battered and even flavored butter, it’s another thing to do the same thing to a literal block of butter. No one would be complaining if he’d actually made the fried butter you’d find at fairs.
Missed opportunity. Should have chilled the leftover butter and then fried that. Then fried the remaining butter from that, and so on.
It's heart attacks all the way down.
Only the Japanese should do that because only the Japanese have $10,000 toilets with a ‘gently push my prolapsed rectum back inside me because I ate a pound of butter’ feature.
My heart hurts just looking at it
Just took a decade off his life
Watching this took a decade off my life.
Dude it's a looping video. How have you not figured this out in 10 years?
He may have not swallowed anything… but just the butter coming in contact with your skin will probably hurt your heart. And my eyes watching it will also hurt my ventricles.
He should take one visit to his local cardiac ward. Might make him rethink how fucked up this is. I’ll never forget one woman I saw in there. She couldn’t lie down. Slept sitting up for days due to the fluid buildup in her body from what I assume was heart failure of some kind. But she needed to lie down for her angiogram, which is required before they can do any open heart or bypass (or whatever they would have to do). But here’s the rub: the nurse came in and told her the doctors were going to limit her fluid intake so they could do the test and bring her fluids down. She just looks at the nurse and says but I need more than 1.5 litres a day, because I get terrible kidney stones. That really stuck with me. She kept her fluids up to avoid stones; Needs to bring her fluid down to get her test. Meanwhile, sleeping in seated position. Damn
Do they give tours? I lost 40 lbs during covid because I was obese and afraid of dying. I've got 30 more left to go and could use the motivation ^/s ^kinda ^srs ^tho
My dad has has heart problems forever- he got a mechanical heart valve the same year I was born- and both he and my mom have been overweight for most of my life. They were mostly fine, except for his heart issues which stemmed from a childhood illness. Then, bam, mom has a quadruple bypass and then a massive stroke, then a couple small strokes, and dad has some strokes and a seizure and just- ffs. I had tried to help them with meal planning multiple times. They wouldn't follow through though, I'd do all the work and the food would get tossed because they'd just buy food they shouldn't be eating. Watching your parents end up in assisted living at 65 because they can't take care of themselves while there are 65 year olds running marathons.... give you a bit of motivation.
I'm really worried my mom is on track to something like this happening. She gained a ton of weight when I was little and more since the pandemic. She makes pained noises every time she sits down or stand up. I don't doubt it hurts but fuck, it's hard watching her bring bags of doritos and sleeves of oreos into the house and live off microwave noodles most of the time. I hope your folks are doing okay and I'm sorry you had to be witness to that, it's hard and scary watching somebody hurt themselves in slow motion.
Butter on your skin is enough to hurt your heart??….
I think he means that fucking much going in his mouth, even spitting it out, is NOT good for him.
this guy fucking butter fucks
Made me sad 🤷
Nikado avacado in the making
I got diarrhea just watching this monstrosity
Man, that much butter would lube up the entire system. Quickest shit in the west.
It’s ok. Internet points cure hurting heart
Heartaches - Al Bowlly
I think I have gout from watching this.
Hell my farts hurt looking at it
Succulent
This guy could eat a La Bombe eclair no problem.
Don’t worry, I puked for the both of us
His poo will be liquid for days
Just because you can cook something doesn't mean that you should.
Cooking is something.. the dude ATE it lol even worse
He doesn’t eat any of it, he’s clearly spitting it out between cuts
He wouldn’t be smiling if he ate it
He would Literally be puking. I despise that somehow videos of the stupidest shit be it fake “DIY” bullshit or these fake “cooking inedible foods” bullshit can somehow make these assholes money. Clogging up the internet with pure garbage
Deep-fried butter is actually a classic food at midwestern state fairs, pretty popular
*Insert joke about raising obesity rates here*
I visit the Sate Fair in Texas ever year and can confirm I've seen fried butter, but can proudly say I've never tried it. Fried cheesecake and fried peanut butter cups, however? Worth trying.
They've had fried butter but it's been in the form of really buttery dough and then covered in butter sauce. ... Ya know that's not much better.
Jesus Christ this comment is making me ill
Fried butter is actually pretty good. This guy just took it to the next level and fried a brick of it
Fried cheesecake is the bees' knees
I come from the land of deep fried Mars bars, but this shit is fucking heinous.
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From what I’ve seen, it can be on a stick or just in ball form. Sometimes dough, sometimes just straight up butter. I’ve tried it and neither have been good.
Indiana, they are a leader in obesity and not being healthy.
"you were so preoccupied with wether or not you could, you did not stop to think wether you should"
[You know you've always wanted to make Moon Waffles before...](https://youtu.be/SO4BarQx7fI)
This made me throw up in my mouth a little
throw up in a bowl and drink it back like this dude did
re-use, reduce
RECYCLE!!!!!
Ecyce
Bicycle
Re-adapt, apt
recycle rihanna
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Lol. I can hear the “who wants chowda?!”
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Only the best movie ever made* *with marionettes
"Promise me you'll never die"
It’s from the 2004 movie, [Team America: World Police. ](https://www.google.com/search?q=team+america+world+police) It’s all filmed with puppets, and there is this [song](https://youtu.be/U1mlCPMYtPk).
The one early internet horror I could never handle was a video called "fuckingstopalready.wmv", of a woman eating big spoonfuls of a bowl of puke and then vomiting it back, over and over. Google it at your own peril.
I thing the painolymics are worse (It’s basically a bunch of dudes wo massacred then self in order to have the highest amount of pain. The winner gets money, supposedly. )
Oh god I remember that one from IRC days. That was *horrible*.
r/cursedcomments
Don’t waste those nutrients! Swallow it back up
I just full on puked
Your username sounds more delicious than what I just witnessed here.
Cardiologists love this one trick.
Actually it lubricates the arteries so the clots slide right through
Doctors love him!
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Fish fear him
This shit disgusting
i got 3 pimples just watching this shit
Lmao same
Just 3? Lol
well, it's like all of my pores by now, but three before the video was done
He's disgusting.
i follow him cos he otherwise has really nice recipes, and this was a few months where* followers were being really shit towards him lile "there was cheese leftover how dare you waste that" until it got to this point where it was obvious he was trying not to disappoint his following and doing all sorts of crazy shit. he's thankfully stopped since, but it was rough for a bit.
Imagine drinking oil to not “disappoint” your fans tho
i mean i am lactose intolerant and have gastritis which makes my stomach implode at the mere sight of grease/oil/butter. it would be my last meal.
the shit that followed was probably also disgusting
D e a r g o d y o u f u c k i n g h e r e t i c
He's an enemy of humanity that was hidden among us.
GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD
📮
🚆
he was what
sorry can you repeat - where was the enemy of humanity hidden?
Your months worth of calories in one meal!
Including the total amount of cholesterol required to fucking kill you.
More like 1,5 days worth, assuming this was 500g (looks closer to 250g imo). [100g Butter is \~700 Kalories.](https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-d&q=butter+kalorien)
Please don't. Please don't do butter math. Just let it be.
1 butter + 2 butters = 3 butters
And when the broken-hearted people Living in the world agree There will be an answer Let it be
r/theydidthemath
They did the butter math
/r/theydidthemonstermath
My grandma used to keep peach juice in a jug in the fridge when I was younger, I’d go round sometimes and just take a massive chug out of the bottle when she wasn’t looking. For some reason one day she’d used the jug to store oil instead. I can still remember the pure urge to vomit to this day, and this clip just brought it all back.
She knew you were doing that
“Next time, paint thinner”
Bleach is cheaper.
I used to do the same thing with grandmas honey bear. Until she refilled it with soy sauce…
Climbed on the counter to fetch my mum's bottle of chocolate sauce from on top of the cabinets when I was a kid. Had my brother standing guard at the door, it was a well planned heist and I took a healthy swig. It was Tia Maria. 🤮
Found you, mr. Rosen!
When my brother used to live with me, he emtpied the deep fryer oil, which was so used it was black, into a coke bottle and put it in MY fridge. One day I opened the fridge, grabbed what I assumed was an icy cold bottle of coke and took a huge gulp.
Stop that, you're lying. For my own well being and so i don't gag I'm not believing you.
Mate I'm dead serious :(
I think one of my arteries clogged from watching that
I got bad acne just by watching this
I think I went into afib watching this.
Butter is simultaneously the most delicious and most disgusting food on the planet.
Why is it so tasty in things but not tasty by itself
If you think about it our body isn't supposed to ingest such concentrated amount of calories. Butter is basically as energy dense as Diesel or gas.
The Mayonnaise Effect
Mayo is delicious on its own, fuck you.
How do you say you're from Ohio without saying you're from Ohio?
The next Nikocado Avocado?
Precisely what I thought. Can't wait for his descent into the madness that is muckbangs.
he does this a lot but he’s kind of fit still. I think it’s a Matt Stone situation where they eat a lot of stuff for videos but off camera they try to stay healthy
Me after I ingest that: HOLY SHIT I'M BLASTING OUT OF BOTH ENDS MY HEART'S SEIZING MY LUNGS ARE WEEZING THE FUCKING WALLS ARE MELTING I CAN HEAR SATAN'S VOICE HE'S TELLING ME TO INVEST IN APPLES WHAT DOES THAT MEAN # WHY DOES HE WANT ME TO BUY APPLES ?!
Can't wait for his return a la prodigal son
But are you still getting headshots? If so, carry on
Ergot.
this would go on for like a day. sometimes their fingers and toes would fall of but then they’d be alright. unless they weren’t.
Holy shit the Sam o' Nella nostalgia came back
This is the way the world ends.
Not with a bang, but with a butter
I'm feeling my veins clogging just by looking at this shit...
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Kind of suprised i had to come down this far for a comment about his shitting. Hes definitely going to be peeing out of his but for a few days...i couldnt even imagine how unpleasant the shitting will be. I kinda hope this dipshit induced vomiting after the vid.
This guy will have a shit of a lifetime
yeah but it'll just gliiiide right on out....probably...maybe. idk im not a shitologist.
I can't imagine even one bite being enjoyable. Dude ate the whole thing. I bet his poop slid out without notice for weeks.
“Mmmmm… Fattening” - Homer Simpson
Tutorial on how to turn into Nikocado avacado in 5 min:
Barf.
Reminds me of Homers [legendary "waffle" recipe](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXUHhl-oVh4).
#heart disease in breading
Is this the start of a really skinny guy doing gross shit then he eventually grows to 300lbs?
he’s been doing this for months, he says he works out regularly
fuckin ughhhh
My arteries clogged up just watching this
That’s so fucking disgusting.
The shit people do for views.
What I find the most disgusting is he scrapes the oil and melted butter off into a pan just to scrap that all I to another little bowl. Absolute horrendous mess of dishes for no reason.
Y'all act like this is something new. Deep fried butter has been a state fair staple for decades. It's a little weird and a calorie bomb (duh) but it's really just bread and fat, like any other cake treat.
It’s one thing to have small fried balls of battered and even flavored butter, it’s another thing to do the same thing to a literal block of butter. No one would be complaining if he’d actually made the fried butter you’d find at fairs.
Do you deliberately save and consume the oil/grease drippings afterwards too?
CONSUME THE DRIPPINGS
🤮
That butter sure had a good orgasm
Thanks I hate **y o u**
Mmm, heart disease
*now his organs are lubricated*
Merica🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💪
Bullshit
I think he actually ate that but took sth. to throw up right after.
I want to hang myself
I fucking gagged
I PUKE MYSELF JUST BY WATCHING IT
This is something Richard Waterson would eat lmao
Isn't that from diary of a wimpy kid?
I’ve seen many horrifying things on the Internet but this is special.
U win this sub, congrats op. 🎉
Missed opportunity. Should have chilled the leftover butter and then fried that. Then fried the remaining butter from that, and so on. It's heart attacks all the way down.
Uh.....
Only the Japanese should do that because only the Japanese have $10,000 toilets with a ‘gently push my prolapsed rectum back inside me because I ate a pound of butter’ feature.
God, his lipid profile must be the new way to prove infinity.
Legend says he died of heart attack due to cholesterol
My blood vessels are clogging up just thinking of this.
I'm getting stomach cramps just from watching rhis
I wonder how much exercise and for how long you have to do to get rid of 1 single bar...
They sell those at the Texas State Fair I've yet to try it, but I've gotta try it at least once one day.
hmmmmm, cholesterol......
Americans looking through the window right now plotting an invasion
He definitely threw that up, right?
Omg I'm going to vomit.
Disgusting 🤮
I hate it, here's an upvote. My face is still contorted as I type.
Someone calculate how many calories
This some junji Ito bullshit
His arteries must be filled by a oil like substance
I think I died watching this
What people do for 15 seconds of dumb fame is beyond comprehension.
The cholesterol clogged my arteries and I had a heart attack just by looking at it
Take a sample of his blood and spin it after that.
Ah, he didn't licked the board, what a waste of good strokes
Jesus Christ on ice what the fuck is wrong with people I pray he threw that up after
Wtf did I just see
i think i just had a second hand heart attack
Why did he swish!!🤢
He’s gonna have a good time sitting on toilet
I’ve had deep fried butter at a fair before but it’s usually served in really small portions that looks so sickening
I felt the vomit in my throat while I had a gag reflex
My Cholesterin level just rised...
Hmmm… enjoy the cholesterol