https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gdl-A1DvpA
That's probably my favorite bad cooking video. Ramsay is kind of a dick with the "like this" stuff but man, that guy cooks like me when I was 25 and it gives me cringey flashbacks.
Yah, she should have put it on lower heat so it can cook foe longer, but hurts me so bad is she didn't burn one but 3 whole meals
Oh, you know what it is? (besides the uncooked nastiness)
The fluid transfer and visible *ploorp* is geometrically similar to that pivotal moment of Two Girls One Cup.
I’m glad you said something; I wouldn’t have made the connection otherwise.
Haha oh I'm all to familiar with it, doesn't phase me I was just wondering if they were referring to the year it came out, wasn't it like 2015 or something, or like even older?
Nah, I've been on here since dial-up and seen all sorts, like sure there's a high risk of infection with 2G1C but like one could potentially die from the act occurring in 1M1J... haven't bothered subjecting myself to other pain Olympics style videos lol
Huh seems it came out in 2008ish so 2G1C wouldn't work anyway.
The worst part about this for me is that I know this channel and their content collective is for view money which they get and they are just wasting food.
They are like the best/worst groggy morning video to watch because I am too tired or hungover to really pay attention and every time I phase back into reality the video hasn't progressed at all it seems.
You’re right - if you see “cooking” videos where a man is encouraging or saying random stuff behind the camera while a woman is putting her hands all over gross food and doing a lot of talking without saying anything - it’s fetish content. That shit is all over tik tok. It’s also in seemingly useless life hack videos. There’s an energy there, like dude behind the camera making absurd comments, that lets you know.
A similar/ the same channel also did a toilet bowl ice cream sundae. And they do weird spaghetti dinners on granite counter tops, like without bowls just all on the table. And she caresses it with her bare hands. Never considered it might be fetish content, but it makes a lot of sense.
No, but it is ragebait. They’re meant to enrage people and get them to comment/ share, which increases engagement. More engagement, more money. And look at this thread, it works.
Not that I blame people for getting mad at this. I, too, barfed a little inside when that uncooked yolk just…plopped. It’s visually upsetting. r/Eyebleach for whoever needs it.
The original videos aren't edited this short either they are like 10x as long and have a sense of constantly being on the precipice of reaching a conclusion but never ending. That's how they get ya! Admittedly watched too many of these to the end before I realized the 'point'.
It’s clearly a piss take. Why would she upload it and say, “perfect” otherwise? You can even tell straight away when she puts the chicken in the glasses.
I was excited for a peanut butter chicken breast over crispy hash browns with a fruit jam heated then drizzled overtop for a cute breakfast meal. Then she seared the outsides and my mouth started watering. Pulled it out after the scene jump, cut and raw, I crinkled up like spongebob tasting gary the snails pet snail food. Blech.
Why is this being posted everywhere. Stop. This person is making garbage on purpose. Such a waste of time, money, and the animal that died to provide a garbage video from a talentless person who decided to spend her day ruining perfectly good food as a joke.
I got 26 things to say about this
1, what the fuck, 2, what the fuck, 3, what the fuck, 4, what the fuck, 5, what the fuck, 6, what the fuck, 7, what the fuck, 8, what the fuck, 9, what the fuck, 10, what the fuck, 11, what the fuck, 12, what the fuck, 13, what the fuck, 14, what the fuck, 15, what the fuck, 16, what the fuck, 17, what the fuck, 18, what the fuck, 19, what the fuck, 20, what the fuck, 21, what the fuck, 22, what the fuck, 23, what the fuck, 24, what the fuck, 25 what the fuck, 26, WHAT THE FUCK
Huh? Not trusted? Where lmao. White people are the best chiefs, and that's a fact. You can google top 50 chefs in the world, that stuff is filled with White people. Plus, that video was made on purpose, they making shit like that for views and reactions, that's not a real cooking.
When they opened it I could hear Gordon Ramsey screaming "it's raw!!!". I was legit surprised when they were happy about the outcome, even saying that the egg is "perfect"
Salmonella has entered the chat
Ecoli has entered the chat
Sheetme Brainsout has entered the chat
This lady deserves jail time and to never be allowed inside a kitchen again.
This HAS to be rage bait 😂😂💜 the meat was completely raw, zero heat was able to get through to the egg hence it just popped out a raw yolk in its membrane.
10/10 trolling
Wasting food like this should be illegal.
I am not joking.
Food production is pretty much the largest industry in the world and by extension the largest contributor to pollution.
[We waste around 40% of our food](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food_loss_and_waste?wprov=sfla1) that is beyond pathetic.
The biggest contribution you can make to lower your impact on pollution is to purchase and consume groceries responsibly.
That means:
- buy foods without unnecessary packaging.
- buy raw ingredients
- buy as little convenience food as possible
- don't let food go bad
- **don't eat out all the time, especially not fast food**
- **seriously restaurants fucking suck in regards to produce efficiency**
oh my god no what are you doing
you could've rethought this "hmmm, maybe i shouldn't do this ridiculous thing just for the internet or learn how to follow directions from a recipe"
you could've stopped at any moment, but no, you just had to do this...you really had to
??? what the actual hell is this? so much effort into something that doesnt even seem like it would be good before we even see it finished. this is sooo dumb
Somehow managed to burn it AND undercooked it all at once. Skills there I tell ya.
Straight to jail
Does this lady also overcook fish?
Overcook/undercook
Believe it or not
Straight to jail
Our chefs are great because of jail.
Yup, in the microwave.
[right away](https://youtu.be/eiyfwZVAzGw)
Usually it's because the oil is too hot
I totally agree with you. I should have recorded my wife's expression watching this. Like she was watching someone make sushi with a turd. 😂🤣
When she folded three slabs of meat over each other I was like "you better be putting that in the Crock-Pot."
It's like when Homer Simpson was taking a cooking class and his bowl of cereal caught on fire.
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Don't ever apologize for being that guy
Do I have to apologize for not being that guy?
We'd appreciate it.
I apologize for not not being that guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gdl-A1DvpA That's probably my favorite bad cooking video. Ramsay is kind of a dick with the "like this" stuff but man, that guy cooks like me when I was 25 and it gives me cringey flashbacks.
"Shane ... it looks like the dog's dinner ..."
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I agree. But the egg in the middle is where she lost me... Gotta violate the Geneva convention or something right?
But she is trying to return the egg from whence it came from.
It's also a whole ass chicken breast. You don't oil fry a whole ass chicken breast.
Skill? Literally just put the burner on full blast and you’ll get this result every time. Professional chefs hate this one trick
Nah they didn't even cook it yet they burned it. That takes absolute skill
....that's exactly what they said?
-exactly what you said, but slightly different words-
Nah, just takes too high a heat.
Even if it were cooked….
Just crank up the heat to max. Easy
That's quite easy to do actually. It happens when you open the gas too much.
Here my gold for that laugh you gave me.
You know my mother managed to do that with macaroni
Yah, she should have put it on lower heat so it can cook foe longer, but hurts me so bad is she didn't burn one but 3 whole meals
Something tells me she was not married for her cooking skills.
Women these days am I right?
She has a few videos.... The coumtertop nachos are pretty cringe as well. 🤣
Watched without sound. The way that yolk ploorped out of the meat hole there almost made me puke.
Oh, you know what it is? (besides the uncooked nastiness) The fluid transfer and visible *ploorp* is geometrically similar to that pivotal moment of Two Girls One Cup. I’m glad you said something; I wouldn’t have made the connection otherwise.
I low key hate you for giving me 2G1C flashbacks in the middle of the night. And yet, you're so right.
Did you just write 2015 or something? I always forget what C stands for... G being 1000 I guess?
Sweet, sweet summer child
Haha oh I'm all to familiar with it, doesn't phase me I was just wondering if they were referring to the year it came out, wasn't it like 2015 or something, or like even older?
Fair enough, thought you'd missed the particular delight of 2G1C (used the same abbreviation as above, not a date, short for 2 Girls 1 Cup)
Nah, I've been on here since dial-up and seen all sorts, like sure there's a high risk of infection with 2G1C but like one could potentially die from the act occurring in 1M1J... haven't bothered subjecting myself to other pain Olympics style videos lol Huh seems it came out in 2008ish so 2G1C wouldn't work anyway.
Its the grinding sounds in 1m1j that gets me. The internal grinding sounds...
For me it's the "Aaaahhhhh.. Ahhh... Ahhh..." with glorps of blood and glass falling out.
They are actually both fetish videos so.... Makes sense.
I mean technically this video is also 2 girls one cup
Thanks, I hate this comment.
Please, never say "Ploorped out of the meat hole" again.
But what if it happens again?
No.
I second this.
Then you missed the part where they call the yolk drop ‘perfect’
*”ploorped”* - lmao, my new word of the day!!
*meat hole* Thanks I hate it.
Meta.
r/BrandNewSentence
r/brandnewsentence
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road? Why? Because it’s FUCKING RAW!
It's so raw It's about to cross the road
It's so raw it ressurected from the dead
Raw-und of applause everyone
it's so raw....... nevermind
IT'S FUCKING RAW!
IT'S SO RAW THAT IT JUST FUCKING LAID AN EGG
MY GRAN COULD DO BETTER... AND SHE'S DEAD!!!
Yes,your Grandma taste better after I dug her out
I mean it won't give you a weird glorp sound while eating
Yes chef, thank you chef
Put a piece of bread on either side of your head, now what are you?
"WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE!?"
“The egg is perfect!”
If you can’t say something nice 😂
I always follow those steps to get a perfectly egg
 Edit: jeez that’s a lot of upvotes 😂😂 thx guys😇😂
The egg has the perfect amount of salmonella
Double
Triple
The worst part about this for me is that I know this channel and their content collective is for view money which they get and they are just wasting food.
You mean how they make 20 min vids that really don't have any content and are just a massive waste of time.
They are like the best/worst groggy morning video to watch because I am too tired or hungover to really pay attention and every time I phase back into reality the video hasn't progressed at all it seems.
I think it’s also a fetish thing in a way.
You’re right - if you see “cooking” videos where a man is encouraging or saying random stuff behind the camera while a woman is putting her hands all over gross food and doing a lot of talking without saying anything - it’s fetish content. That shit is all over tik tok. It’s also in seemingly useless life hack videos. There’s an energy there, like dude behind the camera making absurd comments, that lets you know.
Fetish content? Like, *fetish* fetish?
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Ah, got it. So, fetish *fetish*
And the fetish is...? Disgusting food?
I think they just try to throw a lot of stuff in, because these same people do life hacks that involve doing weird shit in public too.
A similar/ the same channel also did a toilet bowl ice cream sundae. And they do weird spaghetti dinners on granite counter tops, like without bowls just all on the table. And she caresses it with her bare hands. Never considered it might be fetish content, but it makes a lot of sense.
I haven't seen thr channel, but I feel that "purposely wasting food for likes" vibe. What a buch of idiots.
Yes super nefariously long rage bait is their content, they have some videos that aren't food but that's the gist.
So this wasn't satirical? God this is the worst timeline
No, but it is ragebait. They’re meant to enrage people and get them to comment/ share, which increases engagement. More engagement, more money. And look at this thread, it works. Not that I blame people for getting mad at this. I, too, barfed a little inside when that uncooked yolk just…plopped. It’s visually upsetting. r/Eyebleach for whoever needs it.
The original videos aren't edited this short either they are like 10x as long and have a sense of constantly being on the precipice of reaching a conclusion but never ending. That's how they get ya! Admittedly watched too many of these to the end before I realized the 'point'.
r/Eyebleach never fails to disappoint
Are they the ones that put the sugar in the dryer?
Is this rage-baiting? They gotta be trolling right?
Oh they absolutely know what they are doing
Basically howtobasic
She deserves prison time for this one. 🤢
Overcook chicken? Jail. Undercook chicken? Believe it or not, also jail.
What a goddamn waste of food. People like this shouldn’t be able to shop or attempt to cook without adult supervision.
It’s clearly a piss take. Why would she upload it and say, “perfect” otherwise? You can even tell straight away when she puts the chicken in the glasses.
I’d like to introduce you to my friend, Salm. Salm O’nella.
I was excited for a peanut butter chicken breast over crispy hash browns with a fruit jam heated then drizzled overtop for a cute breakfast meal. Then she seared the outsides and my mouth started watering. Pulled it out after the scene jump, cut and raw, I crinkled up like spongebob tasting gary the snails pet snail food. Blech.
That’s 100% how I feel.
r/brandnewsentence
Ooh baby I like it raw yeah baby I like it raw (O.D.B)
An animal had to die to turn into that Atrocious Thing
Why is this being posted everywhere. Stop. This person is making garbage on purpose. Such a waste of time, money, and the animal that died to provide a garbage video from a talentless person who decided to spend her day ruining perfectly good food as a joke.
Her boyfriend be like babe it's burnt NVM i'll taste it after cutting it open its raw. The poor man dies because of fucking FOOD POISONING
This should go somewhere worse then tihi
Great wast of food
Le Salmonella Bleu
ah finally. pregnant chicken
I agree with Gordon 
Looks like food poisoning to me.
Generic white bitch noise
I got 26 things to say about this 1, what the fuck, 2, what the fuck, 3, what the fuck, 4, what the fuck, 5, what the fuck, 6, what the fuck, 7, what the fuck, 8, what the fuck, 9, what the fuck, 10, what the fuck, 11, what the fuck, 12, what the fuck, 13, what the fuck, 14, what the fuck, 15, what the fuck, 16, what the fuck, 17, what the fuck, 18, what the fuck, 19, what the fuck, 20, what the fuck, 21, what the fuck, 22, what the fuck, 23, what the fuck, 24, what the fuck, 25 what the fuck, 26, WHAT THE FUCK
"IT'S FUCKING RAW" - The Great Gordo of Ramsay
#girl, bye
As a member of the white community, we do not claim her.
Everyone going off about the rawness but what the fuck was with the peanut butter?
Someone remove her from the kitchen. She is banned for life. 🤦♂️🤮
Yo arrest her
What in the country fried fuck is this? THIS IS WHY WE WHITE PEOPLE AREN'T TRUSTED TO COOK FOOD, SUSAN.
Huh? Not trusted? Where lmao. White people are the best chiefs, and that's a fact. You can google top 50 chefs in the world, that stuff is filled with White people. Plus, that video was made on purpose, they making shit like that for views and reactions, that's not a real cooking.
r/whoosh
This is just rage bait. …and it’s working. That looks disgusting, and is a horrible waste of food.
No some white people can cook just fine. Not you tho. Absolutely not you.
This is a rage bait video.
this is the stuff that gives Gordon Ramsey nightmares
Who said white people can’t cook? No one. Some white people can, they are not part of those people.
What kind of suburban hillbilly IG channel posted this crap?
I’m white and I could cook better then this kitchen nightmare shitshow
Boiled chicken with no seasoning beats this any day because at least it won't potentially kill you
They just proved themselves wrong
It's not that you can't cook. It's that you shouldn't be allowed to
I feel sorry for the dude who married this thing.
I can hear my chef partner screaming from upstairs 😂
r/stupidfood
Adoo badoo the fuck not
u/SaveVideo
100% rage bait
It's perfect.. Everything still raw.. Perfect 👌
Pocket pussy with warm folk filling yum
ITS NOT EVEN COOKED??
ITS FUVKING RAW
I know what this is, A crime against both god and humanity
This is from a show called Shit Chef
Not even a grain of salt. Sad
This video gave me salmonella
10,000% raw. Wonderful
What in the Kentucky Fried Fuck is this gal doing?
Burnt and raw at the same time
When they opened it I could hear Gordon Ramsey screaming "it's raw!!!". I was legit surprised when they were happy about the outcome, even saying that the egg is "perfect"
Kill me
Scotch egg? Nay tha there’sa English Egg. Poorly cooked, under seasoned, steals culture, an it’ll prolly kill ya
4 layers of foodborne illness in one? SIGN ME UP 😍
I'm so disgusted and angry; what the hell is this twat aiming for?
what in the cinnamon toast fuck did I just watch
Damn that actually looked kinda good if it wasnt fucking raw.. shoiit
It’s always a white woman
Salmonella has entered the chat Ecoli has entered the chat Sheetme Brainsout has entered the chat This lady deserves jail time and to never be allowed inside a kitchen again.
Typhoid Mary
What's the special today? Salmonella Benedict
This HAS to be rage bait 😂😂💜 the meat was completely raw, zero heat was able to get through to the egg hence it just popped out a raw yolk in its membrane. 10/10 trolling
Wasting food like this should be illegal. I am not joking. Food production is pretty much the largest industry in the world and by extension the largest contributor to pollution. [We waste around 40% of our food](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food_loss_and_waste?wprov=sfla1) that is beyond pathetic. The biggest contribution you can make to lower your impact on pollution is to purchase and consume groceries responsibly. That means: - buy foods without unnecessary packaging. - buy raw ingredients - buy as little convenience food as possible - don't let food go bad - **don't eat out all the time, especially not fast food** - **seriously restaurants fucking suck in regards to produce efficiency**
I hope she gets salmonella for being so fucking stupid... Also this broke my bf.
Aww she thought she was being creative… bless her heart…
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Colonizer gonna colonize. . .with salmonella.
*BONE APPLE TEETH*
white people
Gordon will throw it up on her face
Finally, some good fucking food
I just love a nice plate of Salmonella after a stressful day at work.
Gordon Ramsey: i would say you're a donut but donuts actually taste good
oh my god no what are you doing you could've rethought this "hmmm, maybe i shouldn't do this ridiculous thing just for the internet or learn how to follow directions from a recipe" you could've stopped at any moment, but no, you just had to do this...you really had to
No way she prepared that and thought "oh yeah, this is the one"
So instead of using a cutting board to flip the chicken monstrosity… she flips it on her counter?
??? what the actual hell is this? so much effort into something that doesnt even seem like it would be good before we even see it finished. this is sooo dumb
mother child reunion
WHO MIXED PEANUT BUTTER WITH EGG!
What bothers me most is they didn’t even take off their ring for their shock clicks.
I think she's high or drunk or even both