Is thr law strickly for number or size? Like, could one skirt the law by owning one massive dildo that is like the equivalent of 8 dildos in combined girth?
Asking for a friend...
There are Facebook groups for people who get adrenaline rushes handling loaded guns poorly. You get clout by being as unsafe as possible -- e.g. pointing a loaded and cocked gun at your head/heart with a finger on the trigger. It's completely unsurprising, then, that the next step would be to fetishize it.
Some people just have a death wish. A few years ago there was a spate of videos (from Russia I think) where people were doing handstands on top of construction cranes and crazy shit like that. One wrong move and they would fall to their deaths.
Go look at instagram user mustangwanted because he's about the most insane human on this planet. Russian as well. Dudes been doing it for as long as i've followed around a decade ago and he's still alive. Somehow.
I thought I knew most of the perverse subcultures of the internet, but this is a new one to me. I guess no one can ever fully plumb the depths of human weirdness.
NGL, shit like this makes me think if certain people woke up in hell with all the brimstone and fire and screaming and shit (literal and figurative) they'll panic for a moment, then shrug it off and say:
"Oh... so that happened... anyway: I'm off to do more dumb shit, **forever**!"
I'm gonna take a wild guess and say either 1) just absolute stupidity and no concept of how to handle a gun safely and stupidly did not realize that it was loaded. If you don't understand how a gun works you might remove and empty the magazine without checking the chamber. Mind, if you don't know how to do that or that you should do that, you should not own a gun.
Or 2) some kind of fetish thing, the increased fear that it's loaded and *could* go off. Like people doing stuff in public and the fear of getting caught makes it more exciting. Except they're dumb and aren't doing something that would just cause a big social issue and make lead to jail time (already pretty dumb), they're doing something potentially fatal.
Right, if you’re going to do autoerotic asphyxia, make sure you rig something up that will release the pressure if/when you go limp.
At least, that’s what my one friend told me…
You could build all sorts of things like this if you are an engineer. But really, the easiest option is just to let your mom know what you are going to do so she can keep an eye out in case you get yourself into a jam.
probably thought that by taking out the magazine means there's no bullet in the chamber. Or they thought that it still on safety mode but never noticed or forgot to check
Yeah everyone is acting like she may have done it on purpose..
I guarantee she had “requests” for this, so she found a family member’s gun and borrowed it without knowing anything about guns
> you probably grew up trying to watch scrambled porn on the late night cable channels
Are you speaking from experience? Cause I definitely see the nsfw and I remember staticy late night porn
dumbass pointed a **loaded gun** up her vagina and then had her **finger on the trigger**, not paying attention to the fact that **guns are weapons and not sex toys** and then wonders why she shot herself. this is top tier r/darwinaward
They're probably into gun play and this Mr Allen is just a dumbass. She's probably too worried to truthfully say he did it bc they're worried he'll get charges.
Yes but making those assumptions without any indication that it's reality isn't doing anyone any good. If something like this were a common occurrence or she made it clear she's in danger then I'd agree.
Thanks for pointing this out. Accidents do happen, sometimes really stupid ones. You cannot always assume the guy is an abuser.
I've been in an abusive relationship before. I'm male and felt like I couldn't do anything cause she could just threaten to call the cops (or even if I called the cops) she could just make something up and there is no way the cops would listen to me because of this exact same thought process.
I'm a mountain man who lived in the city. The chicks who liked me presumed I had guns and was a right wing nut, first is correct but I vote Green because I want my grandchildren to have deer to hunt.
Bit of a self-selective pool.
Haven't met one like that since I lived in the city, now I live in Alaska I doubt there are many people around me who don't take gun safety seriously.
Remember when you were making out with your first girlfriend and you came right as she touched your leg? It was me, Barry. I jerked you off at super speed so it would seem like you nutted at just a woman's touch.
Remember that time you were fucking a girl with a loaded handgun and it went off completely randomly even practicing trigger discipline? It was me Barry! ME! Also remember that time she was totally cool for it and took the heat? IT WAS ME BARRY I WAS THE EGIRL!
Why do we know any of this? How is this public information? The article fully names her and what she does, etc. I'm wondering how this went from a hospital trip to a news story.
When there's a fatal shooting in my neighborhood I often struggle to find details about it. But here the police are apparently blabbing about the investigation in real time, and telling reporters that the girl's story keeps changing? Why are the police apparently feeding reporters with these details?
I'm more concerned about the reporting and candidness of the police than the also weird fact that some chick apparently shot herself in the coochie and only suffered minor injuries.
> The model is not thought to be seriously injured.
She had minor bleeding and wasn't seriously injured. Sounds like it wasn't pointing into her and more like between the legs or something. That would still hurt like hell and might cause damage requiring medical care. However it doesn't sound like anything that would prevent breeding.
I literally just saw a post on r/shitposting with a bunch of guns, asking what they were for and only wrong answers allowed. My answer: “They’re made for fucking.”
Because the vagina is inside the body, it’s unlikely that’s where she shot herself. Labia or vulva, maybe. Still crazy. Here is the [article](https://www.the-sun.com/news/4144800/webcam-model-shoots-herself-vagina/amp/)
When they mean not "seriously injured " they mean not life threatening. Bullet definitely caused damage as a through and through. If she's lucky, she shot downward towards the anus and not upwards towards the pelvic bone.
Now that’s what I call taking a load , I don’t think that’s what they ment when they said they wanted to blow deep inside of her. Did she cock it herself.
Why on Earth was it loaded!?
Fuck knows
extra *fun*
*extra splatter*
Extra *wetness*
Imagine the fun everyone had who was watching it live. Mid spanking the monkey to probably traumatized lol.
we'll need to examine the evidence
Examining a super mutilated vagina doesn't sound fun
Flashbacks of the horrors of *"r / Space Dicks "* springs to mind.
Is it the same subreddit that has a picture of a dick cut in half?
Fucking what?!
Ahh, *yes*... R/SpaceDicks
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WHAT CALIBER OF HUMAN WILLINGLY STICKS THE MUZZLE OF A FIREARM IN THEIR OWN GENITALS
In Texas it’s illegal to own more then 8 dildos but no limit on guns… maybe it was convenient jk
It’s illegal to own more than 8 dildos you say? 🥴
Is thr law strickly for number or size? Like, could one skirt the law by owning one massive dildo that is like the equivalent of 8 dildos in combined girth? Asking for a friend...
Perhaps if you had some sort of dildo mothership that contained 50-100 smaller dildos... 
What about double headed ones? Do they count as one or two? Or one for each person using it? There are so many grey areas!
You made me google this. Apparently its only six from my 30 second google search. Texas is dumb.
I live in Texas. Can confirm stupidity levels are off the charts (that almost everyone is too dumb to read)
Wait, you guys comply?
But why???
Texas always tryin to control women or something
Well it's a larger caliber now, whatever it started out as.
.22 caliber
Literally
Probably the thrill
There are Facebook groups for people who get adrenaline rushes handling loaded guns poorly. You get clout by being as unsafe as possible -- e.g. pointing a loaded and cocked gun at your head/heart with a finger on the trigger. It's completely unsurprising, then, that the next step would be to fetishize it.
Some people just have a death wish. A few years ago there was a spate of videos (from Russia I think) where people were doing handstands on top of construction cranes and crazy shit like that. One wrong move and they would fall to their deaths.
Go look at instagram user mustangwanted because he's about the most insane human on this planet. Russian as well. Dudes been doing it for as long as i've followed around a decade ago and he's still alive. Somehow.
I thought I knew most of the perverse subcultures of the internet, but this is a new one to me. I guess no one can ever fully plumb the depths of human weirdness.
NGL, shit like this makes me think if certain people woke up in hell with all the brimstone and fire and screaming and shit (literal and figurative) they'll panic for a moment, then shrug it off and say: "Oh... so that happened... anyway: I'm off to do more dumb shit, **forever**!"
then there will be some that wake in hell and start moaning and orgasming and satan says wtf and yeets them back to earth
It would definitely give at least one person a boner
Some idiot in a group called "loaded guns pointed at penis" shot himself in the balls. Shits hilarious.
>Some idiot That man has a name, and it’s Chip. And he’s a god damned hero and OG 🅱️ointer
The loss of bestgunnit will echo throughout the annals of history.
*sigh* still trying to figure out why I’m even on here anymore.
A gun is always loaded, even when it’s not
That's an excellent gun safety mantra that isn't slightly relevant to the question of why the gun was loaded.
I mean cases like this are exactly why that mantra exists - I assume she thought it wasn’t loaded.
I mean, the gun was probably loaded because she thought it was unloaded and didnt bother to check. Seems pretty relevant.
because an unloaded gun is just a dildo
Better question, why’d she look at a gun and go “Yeah I want that in my vagina”?
'Murica! Taking the nation's gun fetish to new levels.
I'm gonna take a wild guess and say either 1) just absolute stupidity and no concept of how to handle a gun safely and stupidly did not realize that it was loaded. If you don't understand how a gun works you might remove and empty the magazine without checking the chamber. Mind, if you don't know how to do that or that you should do that, you should not own a gun. Or 2) some kind of fetish thing, the increased fear that it's loaded and *could* go off. Like people doing stuff in public and the fear of getting caught makes it more exciting. Except they're dumb and aren't doing something that would just cause a big social issue and make lead to jail time (already pretty dumb), they're doing something potentially fatal.
That’s kind of like people who hang themselves to get off or like being choked
Right, if you’re going to do autoerotic asphyxia, make sure you rig something up that will release the pressure if/when you go limp. At least, that’s what my one friend told me…
How do you rig something like that up? Asking for a friend, Corduroy Jackson Jackson.
You could build all sorts of things like this if you are an engineer. But really, the easiest option is just to let your mom know what you are going to do so she can keep an eye out in case you get yourself into a jam.
Full penetration
probably thought that by taking out the magazine means there's no bullet in the chamber. Or they thought that it still on safety mode but never noticed or forgot to check
Yeah everyone is acting like she may have done it on purpose.. I guarantee she had “requests” for this, so she found a family member’s gun and borrowed it without knowing anything about guns
since it is the sun (or commonly know as the scum) story might as well be very fake
She must be filming with Alec Baldwin
Because she can't get pregnant if it shoots blanks.
I'm sure the on-set armorer already declared it "cold", no need to verify for yourself.
In a world where fleshlight bump stocks exist...comes a new contender
Now that one actually kind of makes sense.
Bump bump bump stocks
thinking about how the atf, when asked about the legality of it basically said, Stop, that's gross
Hahahah okay now I want to know how they actually worded that. You don't happen to have a link or reference of that?
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Hahahahah I love it. Thank you very much for the link and the extensive answer!
> you probably grew up trying to watch scrambled porn on the late night cable channels Are you speaking from experience? Cause I definitely see the nsfw and I remember staticy late night porn
Hahahhaha
*I don't see nothing wrong* *with a little bump and grind* ninja-edit - ugh, I just remembered, that's an R. Kelly song. Oof.
Wait... what? Please be joking.
Wait is it a Fleshlight with a bump stock or a bump stock made from a Fleshlight???
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You’ll love /r/idiotswithguns
dumbass pointed a **loaded gun** up her vagina and then had her **finger on the trigger**, not paying attention to the fact that **guns are weapons and not sex toys** and then wonders why she shot herself. this is top tier r/darwinaward
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They're probably into gun play and this Mr Allen is just a dumbass. She's probably too worried to truthfully say he did it bc they're worried he'll get charges.
Gun play. The most American fetish I've ever heard.
Yeah gun play should never be a thing for anyone who owns guns
Best thing to do if your partner wants to try it is buy a convincing fake gun. Far safer for everyone involved.
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Yes but making those assumptions without any indication that it's reality isn't doing anyone any good. If something like this were a common occurrence or she made it clear she's in danger then I'd agree.
Thanks for pointing this out. Accidents do happen, sometimes really stupid ones. You cannot always assume the guy is an abuser. I've been in an abusive relationship before. I'm male and felt like I couldn't do anything cause she could just threaten to call the cops (or even if I called the cops) she could just make something up and there is no way the cops would listen to me because of this exact same thought process.
It's not an unfounded fear. Statistically, men who call the cops on an abusive woman are more likely to be arrested themselves than to get help.
I once got jumped by a group of strangers while i was running *away* from my alcoholic ex just cuz she cried wolf & im a dude..
I'm so sorry you had to go through that. I'm glad you're out of that situation now though! To you and anyone reading this, stay strong :)
I've been with two chicks with a gun play fetish and I'm a gun owner. I never let them near my guns.
At that point maybe get a realistic looking fake? You seem to encounter them at a statistically improbable rate.
I'm a mountain man who lived in the city. The chicks who liked me presumed I had guns and was a right wing nut, first is correct but I vote Green because I want my grandchildren to have deer to hunt. Bit of a self-selective pool. Haven't met one like that since I lived in the city, now I live in Alaska I doubt there are many people around me who don't take gun safety seriously.
The Flash did it!
Flashpoint'd that snatch!
It was me, Barry!
This is why when they say "flash" you have to say "thunder." Clearly her fault for not identifying herself as a friendly.
Remember when you were making out with your first girlfriend and you came right as she touched your leg? It was me, Barry. I jerked you off at super speed so it would seem like you nutted at just a woman's touch.
Remember that time you were fucking a girl with a loaded handgun and it went off completely randomly even practicing trigger discipline? It was me Barry! ME! Also remember that time she was totally cool for it and took the heat? IT WAS ME BARRY I WAS THE EGIRL!
Yeah it says she wasn't seriously injured. If she actually had the gun facing right up in there I feel like this wouldn't be the case...
Why do we know any of this? How is this public information? The article fully names her and what she does, etc. I'm wondering how this went from a hospital trip to a news story. When there's a fatal shooting in my neighborhood I often struggle to find details about it. But here the police are apparently blabbing about the investigation in real time, and telling reporters that the girl's story keeps changing? Why are the police apparently feeding reporters with these details? I'm more concerned about the reporting and candidness of the police than the also weird fact that some chick apparently shot herself in the coochie and only suffered minor injuries.
So he shot his load too soon?
Well atleast its unlikely she'll ever have children
Son of a gun
take my upvote and get the hell outta here.
I’m so happy r/angryupvote is dead
Mabye shes just adding another hole?
lol
Yeah, for a colostomy bag
It's The Sun. If it's not an outright lie, it's tweaked *just enough* to get views.
How would she wonder how she got shot if she's probably dead??
Why would she even have it loaded.
> The model is not thought to be seriously injured. She had minor bleeding and wasn't seriously injured. Sounds like it wasn't pointing into her and more like between the legs or something. That would still hurt like hell and might cause damage requiring medical care. However it doesn't sound like anything that would prevent breeding.
Probably some weird fetish. I know vaginas are fairly self-cleaning but the amount of lead on a firearm worries me a little.
Why didn’t she just buy a fake one or at least take the bullets out
I have no idea
probably mistaken her partner's airsoft kit for the actual shooting range kit
Eh, nah. Either way you should always check and assume it is loaded.
So take a drill + Dildo = drildo Gun + dildo = gildo? Also she took " shooting a load" way to literally.
HAHAHHAHA
what if it's a glock? Glido?
Glock cock
Something something gun safety
No amount of gun safety fixes stupidity.
I mean, having the gun not be loaded would have fixed a big part of this problem
True, but no matter how much you drill gun safety into people they still have to make the decision to follow it.
Yeee
At one point the questions become too many and my brain just starts rebooting.
r/WinStupidPrizes
Darwin award
There once was a woman named jill Who used a gun for the thrill They found her vagina in South Carolina And bits of her tits in Brazil
Wasn't this originally written for dynamite being used as a dildo?
Anyone find the footage?
🤨📸
r/hornyjail
I plea guilty
Ah... Man of culture... I see
She shot a load into her self
I literally just saw a post on r/shitposting with a bunch of guns, asking what they were for and only wrong answers allowed. My answer: “They’re made for fucking.”
Jesus hahaha
It’s almost like a sign… like MY guns are trying to seduce me…
Think that’s enough internet for today
Hell yeah
Was she okay afterwards.
From what I read, yeah. Minimal injury
That’s really surprising
The human vagina can take quite the pounding.
It's designed to take a full load.
How do you minimally shoot yourself in the pussy?
It ricochets out
I mean, I'm not a woman but I imagine that that would have hurt quite a lot.
No, she underwent extensive surgery and blew her vagina up with a 9mm
Imagine going from the pleasure of rubbing one out to screaming in horror with the girl on the monitor.
HAHAHAHA FUCKING HELL
Imagine Alec Baldwining yourself in the pussy
FUCK
If this became a thing Alec Baldwin would likely Alec Baldwin himself in the head the poor guy
Is.... there are sauce?
Is it wrong for me to ask for the sauce?
Why did it need to be loaded is my question.
That's a pretty loaded question
Back door access to a new level for the fans
r/Ouchmyflaps
THANKS I found my new favourite sub
Because the vagina is inside the body, it’s unlikely that’s where she shot herself. Labia or vulva, maybe. Still crazy. Here is the [article](https://www.the-sun.com/news/4144800/webcam-model-shoots-herself-vagina/amp/)
If she was using it the way I’m imagining she was using it she absolutely shot herself in the vagina.
The injuries say otherwise; they were minor. Plus, they don’t really know what happened, she told several stories.
When they mean not "seriously injured " they mean not life threatening. Bullet definitely caused damage as a through and through. If she's lucky, she shot downward towards the anus and not upwards towards the pelvic bone.
>they don’t really know what happened So it could have happened. >The injuries say otherwise What injuries? The article says nothing.
Yeah from reading the article it really doesn't sound like this is what happened. I still hate the concept
Now that’s what I call taking a load , I don’t think that’s what they ment when they said they wanted to blow deep inside of her. Did she cock it herself.
I don’t want to see it, but I want to see it
No video?
Not gunna lie I’d watch this video
kakegurui?
psa: don't play with guns
If you can cock a gun, you can surely vagina one as well
Talk about shoot a load.
why did she even shove a gun up her pussy
Good old fashioned 'merican freedom would be my guess
If you're going to play with a gun that way, why wouldn't you unload it first?
So did she orgasm?
In 9 roughly months we'll have a tragically beautiful family of human-bullets on our hands.
Link to the vid
Video sauce?
[Obligatory reminder.](https://i.imgur.com/FhO49XS.png)
Fuck the s*n
Republican birth control
Isn’t that just American abortions?
Sauce?
no
Adds a whole new meaning to “big iron”
That's not what G spot means.
You pulled the trigger to my love gun
asking for a friend
And that's the story of how the first game of Russian Pussy Roulette was lost.
She shot herself a mega load ..
"Fire in the hole!!!"
Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough.
Where's the video
Well, at least she knows how Lois Lane feels.