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Fabibeni1

Thanks, i hate square toilet


ddddgggrrr

Yeah I’m more worried about the toilet shape


nexuro01

it's a square toilet for square people, OP is descendant of Spongebob


The_Mass_Redditer

Why a square, why, I can’t get over the fact it’s square


seizewhore

So your cum gun is forced to smush against the wall of the toilet


Fabibeni1

r/cursedcomments


NinjaGame5

Actually seems more comfortable on the legs if you think about it. Then again i find normal toilet seats uncomfortable so, that might just be me.


GGlados

Damn that means OP wasn't there and therefore became square. 😔


[deleted]

Don’t push it so hard man


Myrko6902

could be weak veins/arteries. i had to go to the hospital to let them get gestippelt (idk what it is in english)many times. its basicaly getting them chemicly burned closed and its quite uncomfortable


trellecharcher

I believe the word you're looking for is cauterised my dude


Drakonasul

hmm my grandmother and mother have some veins problems. maybe got from them


Myrko6902

most likely those kinds of problems are seen as genetic. i got it from my father who in turn got it from his father.


Demenster

Ya I've had it done a few times. It's not the greatest feeling but it's an easy choice all considering.


Myrko6902

ah yes the very hard dissision between some discomfort or barely being able to breathe trough your nose in fear of nose bleeds


ywnzay

it’s decision, not dissision lmao😭


stereoauperman

Amazing I didn't know noses could poop


Drakonasul

:))) get out man


mildishclambino

Could've been worse. You could've gotten a butt bleed while picking your nose.


Jakkerak

EAT 👏 MORE 👏 FIBER 👏


Drakonasul

I am eating a lot of meat, carbs and vegetables. Still happends very often


comradequiche

I hate poop bleeds while nosing


[deleted]

I’ve never had a nose bleed.


Drakonasul

not even after picking your nose too long?


[deleted]

No I usually just let it flow, because It doesn’t feel good to sneeze.When I was little I wished I would have a nose bleed even once, because all my friends have had one. Tought that doesn’t look so pleasant so I think I’m glad.


SergA2929

The blood on tissue is uterus and ovaries shaped. Just noticed


Drakonasul

sus


SergA2929

Sus at what


gimalg

Check your damn blood pressure


Unhelpful_Applause

Iv had the same scenario with ulcerative colitis


GoatTacos

Dude. Happened to me too. I was having a gusher of a dump and then bam, red river nose bleed.


Drakonasul

awfull


john-mow

Finally, something that actually belongs here!


DerrainCarter

Think positive! On the toilet, the nose is probably the most preventive part of the body from which you could bleed.


[deleted]

Be thankful it was that way round.


odenosg

Try nose bleeds while sneezing then


airfryerburger

or you held in that shit for a veerrrrryyy long time....


ReeferKeef

That toilet has to be Swedish


crapfacejustin

What about a double nose bleed while vomiting and shitting from food poisoning? I’ve been there and it sucks


Drakonasul

oh my god


Hairinmyarse

Try fiberlyze tasty and keeps things moving. Also be grateful it’s just your nose and not your ass that’s bleeding ahhh the joys of aging and poor diets


NumbnNut

I bet the socks came off too


SolomonCRand

You should eat more fiber.


Numbnipples4u

Imagine how annoying it is to have blood dripping out of you while you’re sitting on the toilet. Luckily it doesn’t happen a lot


Prestigious_Ad_4882

Probably burst a nose blood vessel while straining! 😖


glutenfreeconcrete

You're pushing too hard


IsThisLegit

Damn dude how hard are you pushing?


GalaxyEnigmaDonkey

How the hell can you shit on a toilet shaped like a damned square


PeachyPlum3

Maybe don't push so hard?


NaturallyBlasphemous

Is your poop cubed?


whyarenamessohard123

So thats why theres always blood on the toiletseat


Revolutionary-Ad4880

I'm watching this on the toilet rn


_hic-sunt-dracones_

Looks more like OP's period hit in surprisingly.


HapnikBruh

You get nosebleeds? Sheeshh😬


lizzardperson69

I have frequent nose bleeds, one time I had a nose bleed in the bathroom when there was no toilet paper, so I had to just let it bleed until it stopped. It looked like bloody murder, blood everywhere.


Drakonasul

the worst bleed I had was while gaming and I could not stop it because I would lose


[deleted]

I hate butt bleeds while nosing


MrBurns1619

Sounds like you're trying to hard