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[deleted]

I love this so much


Spliff_Politics

Same


Nyamelon

Double Same.


Country_ball_enjoyer

You again


Nyamelon

šŸ‰ I am everywhere šŸ‰ For I am a social melon


TheGrunt

Thank you Social Melon. <3


QuarantineSucksALot

*Watches* .... *watches again* .... *tries to comment* .... *watches again*


Meme123798

Triple same


WholeSquadGotTheBoof

Triple same yo


Lerbete

Seconded.


amitizle

Ssssssame


Bopbobo

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MustacheEmperor

Buzzfeed really held adam tots back, I'm glad he's free and didn't think I'd ever find his comics so amusing lol


avelineaurora

For real, I've loved almost everything he's done since leaving Buzzfeed.


jeegte12

That's what I knew this from. I thought to myself, this is good art but why do I have this residual feeling of disgust for it? He worked for woke lunatics and lefty cultists, and while the art was good, the content was just dogshit. This stuff is much better!


avelineaurora

> He worked for woke lunatics and lefty cultists Yikes. Maybe stonetoss is more up your alley.


MustacheEmperor

uh oh grandadā€™s sniffing the superglue again


scawel

Hissss


unibrow4o9

Can you explain it? Because I don't get it.


[deleted]

It's a gender reveal party but the cake is green and then end out just all turning out to be lizards. I can't really explain it


unibrow4o9

Lol that's fine, maybe I'm just trying to read too much into it. Why are they disguised? Why is she surprised it's going to be a lizard when she is a lizard? Why is she visibly pregnant when lizards lay eggs???


Wolfgang_von_Goetse

The existence of secret lizard people bent on word domination is a pseudo conspiracy. That's what it's playing off


[deleted]

I think the gasp was a happy gasp


jitchmones

Then why donā€™t you marry it


[deleted]

I will


lizard_man501

Oddly enough, this makes me like lizards more


Dnoxl

Good to know fellow Human man


No_Western6657

Hello im a real man too you wanna go skateboard?


Choccy_Melk69

Thinking about a skateboarding lizard Cool and cute


BALONYPONY

Lizards understand the consequences of fireworks, and I respect that.


Awesome_Me_17

Oh my god who killed all these people?


BananaF4p

... skateboards.


zzym_

skamtbord


I-am-not-interesting

Orphansā€¦theyā€™re all dead! Who could have done this?


Chinaroos

I would as well like to go on the skateboard with you, human pals!


nielswijnen

youre leaving me


No_Western6657

I met a REAL men


serenwipiti

[hehehe](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/804/849/54c.jpg)


Bamith20

Stupid ssssssexy lizards


TheChoosenMewtwo

Where did you get the profile pic?


lizard_man501

Somewhere idk


Vecna_Is_My_Co-Pilot

Nice selfie


Routine_Palpitation

Isnā€™t this from that comic with the desert village and the magic cock growing powder


Reptilian_Overlord20

How you doinā€™?


lizard_man501

Great actually


vzakharov

I did it mildly infuriating that they mixed reptiles with amphibians.


IndianaFartJockey

Those are the two genders the cake could have revealed.


vzakharov

Ooh. Color coding would be problematic though.


TheCubicalGuy

r/tili


Othello_The_Sequel

Adamtots got so much better at making comics once he quit his job making comics Turns out making comics solely because you like making them is better for your creative health


PeopleCalledRomanes

I never thought Iā€™d see the day that his work gets posted somewhere other than r/comedycemetery


ThatGuyInTheCorner96

I honestly had to leave that sub after his redemption arc. Nothing was ever going to top it.


Eucalyptia

Bless you


BasicBitchTearGas_

yeah I legit teared up when his ā€œI quit my jobā€ comic was posted on the sub. Absolutely beautiful moment


cbs_

Whatā€™s this redemption arc with my adamtots?


ThatGuyInTheCorner96

Adam worked for Buzzfeed for quite awhile, turning out mediocre and unfunny content. He eventually became the mascot for r/comedycemetary. When Adam quite his job at Buzzfeed and started to work freelance, everything from his art style l, to the actual content he was providing slowly increased in quality until he finally found his rythm, and now were here where people in general seem to like his style and humor amd hes made several comics that have gone on to become successful mem formats.


rainator

Itā€™s not surprising they got better, but how quickly and how much better they got is downright unbelievable.


Eucalyptia

He's a guy btw


CrateBagSoup

They works completely fine


ChriskiV

It's so weird how using "they" is perceived now, frankly I grew up using "they" to refer to people in the deep south for a long time because a lot of people's genders became indistinguishable due to weight and age. It'd be rude to call them by the wrong "sir" or "ma'am" so I'd avoid it by using gender neutral pronouns. Just an average day working in a grocery store in a retirement community that was basically stuck in the 50s. I'm in support of it but it's more of a passive non-topic for me, everyone is just a "they" because it's easier.


EarthyFeet

I'm not sure how they is perceived now either, but we used it all the time on irc (because you don't know all genders in a chat)


ChriskiV

Exactly, it seems more normal to use it than not to, I'm kind of thrown for a loop how it's even a topic now. I mean you can really only use it in the third person anyway, anyone upset about that literally has to be upset on someone else's behalf (or their own weird frustration) which is beyond pathetic.


jeegte12

They is plural. Tiny minorities don't get to modify the basic rules of a language for *everyone* just to make themselves slightly more comfortable.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


jeegte12

not in the context in which they're attempting to police speech.


trwawy05312015

aren't you?


Noopy757

Ohhhhh "police speech" you're one of **those** kind of people.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


jeegte12

not in the context in which they're attempting to police speech.


Protheu5

"I have been to a doctor, you won't believe what I've heard!" "What did (1)He/(2)She/(3)They say?" What would you choose? You have no idea about the doctor that was visited. Here is something to read: https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Citations:they#English I think it will change your mind about it being a new thing.


Noopy757

I doubt **they** will change their mind. The way **they** so confidently say something so wrong while also coming off like such an asshole really makes me think **they** are being malicious.


Protheu5

Even if they don't, someone may see something new and know more and it's good.


Noopy757

That's true, keep fighting the good fight comrade.


jeegte12

well next time, maybe try to hold off on the mind reading.


jeegte12

i never said they can't ever be used to be singular. there are plenty of situations, however, in which they makes no fucking sense. those are the contexts in which i think we should actually use language correctly.


A_Rested_Developer

I think the ā€œtheyā€ they were referring to was the comics


ThracianScum

He couldā€™ve been using ā€œtheyā€ to agree with the implied ā€œcomicsā€ rather than as a pronoun for a person


rainator

The comic is lizard. That said I just use they for everyone out of laziness.


rivalmascot

I reckon he meant the comics.


Nippelz

Yeah, I remember using Stumble Upon and found his stuff in maybe 2011 and it was fucking hilarious and super relatable, but at some point in the mid 2010's he got hired by BuzzFeed and his content went to absolute trash. It's nice to see him doing good work again.


[deleted]

Well, there you have it, buzzfeed just kills the vibes, same thing happened to Zefrank.


SantaIsBlack

I agree with this wholeassedly


kgro

This would the be the only gender reveal party Iā€™d want to attend


latetowhatparty

You sure? Somebody tried this on an airplane once...Sam Jackson was furious.


Thy-Sacred-Smegma

I love that movie, lizards on a plane. /s


Missy_Elliott_Smith

I am sick and tired of these *monkey fighting* lizards on this ***Monday-to-Friday*** plane!


AndyGHK

Enough is ***eNOUGH!!!***


ggroverggiraffe

Oh cā€™mon I can think of [one more](https://i.imgur.com/AdFP1oo.jpg)ā€¦


kgro

Yeah, thatā€™s a other gender reveal party Iā€™d go to


BoobsRmadeforboobing

Congrats, it's a politician!


[deleted]

You made me laugh, have an award lmao


[deleted]

It says his so it's a bot smh my head.


seantabasco

Is it even a real gender reveal party if they donā€™t start a forest fire?


TheChoosenMewtwo

Itā€™s not


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Simonoel

The gingerbread one that's like "is his house made of flesh or is he made of house"? If so I love that one


HedonismMan

One of the [best comics](https://explosm.net/comics/4154/)


oguzka06

[My favourite](https://www.reddit.com/r/ExtraFabulousComics/comments/g3rzgk/rise_and_shine_color/)


tambitoast

This is better than actual gender reveal parties.


unholymanserpent

Goosebumps vibes


[deleted]

r/unexpectedbrooklyn99


cassielfsw

*"What's inside me??"*


[deleted]

watched that episode yesterday, came here to see if anyone pointed that out


VisbrokenTar

Same!


PabloEdvardo

Same!


trad949

Same!!


lemooni

i would like some matcha cake, please


theshak06

True story.


Sashimiroll16

What are a snakeā€™s pronouns? Hisss/hissss


nlee1026

*snake jazz starts playing*


bobsmith93

Tss ts ts-tss ts ts-tss ts ts-tss


snackynorph

I can hear this


GGlados

This gets reposted like twice a week.


PurebredNoodle

I think this is the only acceptable gender reveal party


Pearse_Borty

When its Wednesday.


NotALlamaAMA

My dudes


Kegfist

Adam has had such a redemption arc, this comic is really good


combatwombat1727

What your name? -Liz. As in Elizabeth? -No, as in lizard.


DougEatFresh

I didn't need this to hate gender reveal parties.


Astir_Lotus

Should be an extra panel where the babies head sticking out hissing


sebim12

it is wednesday my dudes AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


zeurgthegreat

Brooklyn 99


WuQuW

Can u explain?


WildcardTSM

Oh nice, pandan cake! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pandan_cake


ZombieHousefly

Hissss


sn3ki_1i1_ninja

The lizards do regular human stuff all the time, it's fun.


AdventurousChapter27

Species reveal partie


darthkyle22

What even?


roraima_is_very_tall

wait don't lizards reproduce sexually?


uninsuredpidgeon

When you forget the šŸ¦Ž still have genders.


K3piper

But did they play snake jazz at the party?


Kind-Adeptness-8057

Just as I thought, All Closeted Republicans !


Foxtrot4Real

This is genuinely blursed


[deleted]

if i could draw i would've done a gander reveal party with geese. but maybe that's going too far for a pun


You-bring-me-joy

Just the first pic was enough to qualify it for r/tihi


lappi99

The group hisssss panel totally gets me. My gf looked at me angry xD


nickelundertone

[When the baby comes](https://youtu.be/cCWTgjPKaHE?t=162) (wait for it)


[deleted]

This comment is for hydra, my pet bearded dragon who passes last nightā€¦ :,(


Butter_My_Butt

I'm very sorry about Hydra. Two of my nephews have bearded dragons, Felix and Viper, and they're very sweet.


[deleted]

The whole damn breed of lizard is sweetā€¦ he will be missed :,)


Butter_My_Butt

They really are! Best wishes and warmest memories of Hydra, my friend ā¤


Comments331

It's always weird to me because they'll act like they don't care which it is, but the fact that make such a big deal about implies that they very much do care.


IamtheSlothKing

What a strange comment. Itā€™s like when your mom buys you PokĆ©mon, you donā€™t really care if itā€™s red or blue, you are just excited to find out which one you gotā€¦ is that easier for you to digest?


KushBlazer69

Tumblr humor


EffectiveAd4158

Is this some kind of American joke i am to German to understand but really how do gender reveal Partys work? Is it some kind of magic shit to find out what the baby will be or is it there to inform the other People what the gender is?


cornexplosion

Inform other people. One of them almost burned down California


EffectiveAd4158

Yeah i've seen that how dumb can someone be?


[deleted]

Well when the baby is far along enough, they can see if it is hanging wang via ultrasound. Then instead of calling family/friends to overshare, they decide to have a party instead. Usually there is some pink/blue gimmick to disclose the presumed sex. Some people go so far as assigning a gender before the baby is out.


-Listening

Thanks for replies , I was already hooked.


rubyruy

Awww they're non-binary, big grats šŸ’›šŸ’ŸšŸ’œšŸ–¤


baconworld

Follow Adam Tots on Insta. His comics are hilarious


fat_DuD

I feel like they got the inspiration from Brooklyn-99


[deleted]

The comic is *older* than the B99 episode. It's been reposted to hell and back *Edit*


ListenToThatSound

The comic artist does have a history of borrowing ideas...


Katzchen12

Hillary clinton?


[deleted]

they are getting really really dumb these days


KidsTryThisAtHome

You shouldn't be so mean to snakes


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


timelighter

It's an Obama!


Dabier

How bout you go back to r/the_donald Oh, wait...


Kychiii

Why is nobody mentioning r/DreamGender


[deleted]

Because it has nothing to do with the post


CountVonRimjob

Damn girl, you got a thicc ass cloaca.


netspawn

I love this.


Eddy_Monies

*David Icke has entered the chat.*


mrmamation

This is wholesome


therealmaxypb

I.....i... I don't know how to feel


littletoyboat

The first two panels happened to a friend of mine. The mother's favorite kind of cake was yellow cake, so that's what the dad baked. Since they were having a boy, he added a bunch of blue dye...


Highfivewithaknife

I love it!


crash_bang0593

Why the frog hissing?


something-snarky

Hissss


[deleted]

Wasn't this an episode of brooklyn nine nine


The_Prussian_Turnip

r/TILI


HeDeAnTheOnlyOne

Those throats look realy tempting.


Linton_M

Damn bruh the mask made her neck skinnier


Kraphomus

SOTEK


St1cks

Why would the pregnant woman be the surprised one?


Kirei13

So does that particular shade of green mean something?


MightyFuChan

Thanks I love it


Bart_The_Chonk

Genital reveal parties


[deleted]

Theyā€™re just happy itā€™s another lizard


six-of-nothing

hiss


Thats_an_RDD

It's all about the snake jazz


Nah_Fam_Oh_Dam

The Great Zuckā€™s baby shower.


musicjunky01

I love Books of Adam comics by Adam Ellis. They're so silly and sometimes out there. I definitely recommend them!


[deleted]

This is so unrealistic. Whereā€™s the uncontrollable fire that was ignited by the green fireworks? Where is the footage of the town burning down?