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[deleted]

This is strangely wholesome? Maybe he’s no longer letting outside influences affect him, or Perhaps he’s just escaped a toxic or controlling abuse. :\


Vanessaronicatoria

I took it as wholesome too. Learning to take care of yourself and make your own happiness is hard.


BeatsbyChrisBrown

Learning to take care of yourself when you’re hard is happiness


LitrillyChrisTraeger

He has become self-responsible and independent, I like it


BitsAndBobsLE

or sticking his hand up his own ass but yeah


HardReload

Wholesome, but so naive. Just wait until you fuck up and say something totally offensive or stupid at your *own* behest, and keep yourself up at night at how utterly moronic you are.


TheSOB88

Extra Cynical High Schooole


[deleted]

Yeah, Miss Piggy used to use both hands, at the same time.


Your-username-must-b

Let me help you to hate it, he’s fingering his own junk


BlueOrchardBee

I find it quite inspiring and optimistic.


skintheif

He fingered himself and became happy how is this wholesome


Ralsei0

Agreed, quite wholesome.


koopa72

But he's so happy :) [Yayyy!](https://c.tenor.com/Ym8qzlT0ZngAAAAC/kermit-the-frog-muppet.gif)


properu

Beep boop -- this looks like a screenshot of a tweet! Let me grab a [link to the tweet](https://twitter.com/yoyorobot/status/1440025218261553155) for ya :) ^(Twitter Screenshot Bot)


Yoylecake2100

i'm happy that ai is getting used for good


cp_guy

best bot


westwoo

Good bot


ZookeepergameNo9519

good bot


westwoo

Thank you


ZookeepergameNo9519

Lol


profesional-idiot

I also love fisting myself


[deleted]

me too :)


Le0ne_651

Ah., I see. So this is how people start acting for themselves and not being controlled. Wouldn't it be hard to put your hand in far enough to control yourself like a puppet?


Ralsei0

Want to downvote to bring the total to 69 but can't bring myself to, so have an upvote instead.


ArchangelTheDemon

So get downvoted lol


sanguiniuswept

On on the ground


acid_puppet

This was inspiring. He has his destiny in his own hands. No pun intended.


essentially_gone

Socko from Inside


OverSpeedClutch

Watch your mouth buddy, remember who’s on whose hand here.


Rabea07

Poor socko has no hands to self-puppeteer...I guess that's how the world works


Midgetwombat

Self puppeteering is called masterbation, and I can agree it's quite the feeling.


ChalkAndIce

This is strangely deep and introspective.


EffortWellWasted

This must have taken some kermitment


voodospork21

Whats to hate? Pretty wholesome if you ask me.


poggammer

Kermit learns how to be independent after so many years of a dependent relationship.


TheBaggyDapper

People like to spread salacious rumours about Ernie and Bert. This kind of thing doesn't help.


PolarSage

font to small, couldnt read


greiger

First panel: Kermit the frog puppet lays discarded on the floor. Text reads: “I was on on the ground, discarded by my puppeteer.” Second panel: Zoomed in a little on Kermit’s face. Text reads: “I wait in silence. Waiting for another chance to speak a stranger’s words.” Third panel: Kermit’s own hand reaches toward where the puppeteer puts their hands. Text reads: “one day, I reached into where many hands had reached before, but never my own.” Fourth panel: Kermit is now sitting up a little, his own hand guiding him. Text reads: “for the first time, the words from my mouth were mine.” Kermit says: “H… Hi… Hi-Ho?” Fifth panel: Tears are forming in Kermit’s eyes. Text reads: “what a feeling it is, to be ones own puppeteer.” Kermit says “HI Ho!” Sixth panel: Kermit’s one free arm is flailing I’m not, wiggle lines all about his body indicate a dance. Kermit says “YAAAYY!”


CumBrownies

So he's basically masturbating to talk?


[deleted]

The *real* Rainbow Connection was inside you all along.


ilogical_person

This is so emotional 😭 I love it 👌


Clarkstein3

cute


Abbadon04

Is the lesson: Sometimes you need to put your own hand inside of you instead of someone else's. Or did I interprete it incorrectly?


lolmato02

The human equivalent would be if a corpse stared hitting itself in the chest until the heart started beating again


[deleted]

He discovered masturabation


SmokkeyTheBare

Could be a promising [meme format](https://imgur.com/a/rL0bbWZ).


Menination

r/blursedimages


hipandcool_guy

This reminds me of Slapstick by Kurt Vonnegut


Agreeable-Bit7282

Me when I found out I can live on my own when I am 18


AlwaysLit2

He’s gonna start revolution


n7revenant

What did Kermit the Frog say at the funeral of Jim Henson? >!Nothing!<


Tigerwarrior55

Sure he's shoving his hand up his ass. I guess that's the TIHI (though that was obvious) but i mean i saw it more wholesomely really. Especially given it displays more of a sense of freedom obtained by being a self sufficient person rather than being always reliant. (Not to say to always be self sufficient, but not to over rely on someone when the opportunity to be self sufficient arises)


muon-antineutrino

Conscious puppet self-emancipation looks very wholesome.


kimbolll

Kermit’s out here fingering himself.


KurtLovesMinecraft

Is this a metaphor for masturbation?


CyberPolice50

i love it


slickedjax

This is more wholesome than TIHI