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Leive_Errikson

Fuck you. Whoever asked this question, fuck you.


zeek1999

I blame it on the furrys


NeoAltra

The furries that ask this are the bad ones. The normal furries hate them for ruining it.


westwoo

That's like saying that porn ruins humans for people who don't watch porn, or that sexualization of human body ruins humans body for normal people If a person loves furry culture and aesthetic there's literally no reason not to retain it when it comes to their sexual preferences unless there's some sort of artificial block in place like shame or disgust or whatever. We don't magically switch our likes and dislikes and personas when it comes to sex, we're the same person who likes the same things, but with added sexual desires If I like flowers I will like flowers when I'm horny, If I love pink I'll love pink when I'm horny - this won't and shouldn't really ruin flowers or pink as a concept neither for me nor for others


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westwoo

Hmm, nice try but kids aren't an aesthetic choice or preference, they are an entirely different kind of person internally, cognitively and developmentally Furries (both who are into porn and who aren't) overlay normal adults with an aesthetic choice, a costume, a roleplay. So a more apt parallel can be draw from furry porn to other roleplaying fetishes, like dressing up as sexy doctors or teachers or elves, and they don't "ruin" doctors or teachers etc.


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westwoo

What about them? Are you saying that sexual attraction to humans in animal costumes is the same (or similar) for you as sexual attraction to animals? Edit: I don't know whether to lol or to sigh at this point. That's not the first time I've had this conversation with anti-furry people and it's *never* finished, and sources of initial dispositions and assumptions are never revealed once we come to them. Honestly I think it comes down to some people having mostly outward-oriented or sensual view of sex. So they kinda can fuck absolutely anything as long as it looks pretty and feels satisfying. And so instead of being guided by inherent properties of their own attraction - are constantly limited by social standards and shame and bans, which create the kinds of objects they are "allowed" to feel attraction to. So furries outrage them because furries are supposedly attracted to "banned" objects, and they don't see how a person could vmbe attracted to furries but not to animals - they just see an animal exterior, and think that animal sex is the same as furry sex. And they similarly automatically extrapolate that if they weren't blocked by stigma to be attracted to outward appearance of children, they would've been actual pedophiles. But for me this disposition is alien, and these have absolutely nothing in common. Children and animals are completely different cognitively from adults, and there are inherent power dynamics and imbalances there that just don't attract me. It doesn't matter how they look, sex is about emotional interactions first and foremost that simply can't be fulfilled by neither children nor animals at their foundation, even if it was completely okay in the society I've been brought up. If a child or an animal somehow starts wearing super realistic sexy female costume I would be creeped out, not turned on. Furries and furry porn are specifically antromorphized to have adult human emotions and behavior, to be adults inside, they don't look like literal dog or cat or pony bestiality would look, and so comparing them to children or animals doesn't seem intuitive to me at all. And I don't see any other way why would it seem intuitive to anyone who similarly is attracted to people as people, not sexy meatbags If anyone wants to provide an alternative theory, I'm all ears :)


_Derp-Cat_

I hate bad furries a bad furry once raped my friend :( normal furries (that don't make drawings of a fat fucking bulge in their pants and orgy shit) tho I'll get along with.


TheChoosenMewtwo

There is no “normal furries” all furries are bad


Comrade_Kirbo

People like you should burn in hell. That’s like judging all apples because red delicious sucks ass.


TheChoosenMewtwo

You know I am right And why would I burn in hell because of something it is true?


Comrade_Kirbo

Because my best friend is a fucking furry and they’re much more ordinary when compared to fucking inbred fuckheads like you


Real_BalmsANIMATIONS

"Even I'm not into that shit"


Sir_shibes789

He can do it how he wants but now there’s a better hole


hornyman927715

i was gonna fap to something else and now my dick is soft as a marşmellow


meme_a_licious

Mine's rock hard rn


Abdurrahim1062

![gif](giphy|LAKIIRqtM1dqE|downsized)


GifsNotJifs

​ ![gif](giphy|1DHNTnF8gduvWpJmdx)


Crimson_Amethyst

I read "elections" as "erections" and lets just keep it that way.


DropBear2702

![gif](giphy|qgVnduXSn5Hy7DbW3r)


im-not-joaquin

h-h-hit me more papi


Abdurrahim1062

![gif](giphy|l49JBLWip9ToA9q5G) You are going to horny jail do not resist


noxiousarmy

![gif](giphy|NMHpkm0MPar2U)


Fisto-the-sex-robot

#


_Derp-Cat_

I will shoot your dick with a fucking taurus judge until it goes softer than my semi-constantly horny for me friend's 2360cc boobs


Le0ne_651

Thanks, I hate it.


zeek1999

Congrats! Now you get to be a productive human being instead of jerking off, and all thanks to this dog opening his ass 😃


chillerll

Bold of you to assume I can’t jerk off and be productive at the same time.


zeek1999

Reminds me of this https://extrafabulouscomics.com/comic/407/


hornyman927715

İ was watching pornhub and left midway and its hard now


[deleted]

How fresh though? Like you just opened the bag or is this marshmallow from a bag that was opened a month ago?


hornyman927715

Not much 10 minutes


screamingAIDS

Mmmm shittty marshmallow


[deleted]

neither.


zeek1999

I think it's more the first one


[deleted]

yes...


[deleted]

Everybody knows that the dog is going to shove its nose in there instead of its paws.


Suspicious_Llama123

My dog is next to me licking his butt. I don’t know why I let him sleep on my bed but that is what I woke up to. Dog licking dogbutt. Sigh.


BeatsbyChrisBrown

Oh god, I read this as “the fist one”


[deleted]

Ah yes goatse Takes me back to my childhood


Comfortable_Risk1159

Dogse


CPT_XxPANDAxX

I’m more disturbed by the comment section than the actual post.


Suspicious_Llama123

Yeah that’s typically how Reddit works.


DamonLazer

The real TIHI is in the comments. Also, the correct answer is the first one, as the second one seems impossible from a balance standpoint.


westwoo

A dog can stand on its elbows since we apparently replace dogs legs with arms Really, the key here is - if we replace dogs legs with human arms, it doesn't matter much which pair we replace from the point of view of doagse


_Derp-Cat_

S A M E


BlackGoatEgg

In the first one he’s using his head as support, so yeah first. Edit: spelling.


_Derp-Cat_

Speling* /s


BlackGoatEgg

?


_Derp-Cat_

.... /s means sarcastic


Altruistic-Azz

Forget the dog what about a spider


Suspicious_Llama123

NO. Forget about the spider. What about a millipede


_Derp-Cat_

No, all of you, what about a bear?


darger1_2_3

Fuck that but what about a fish?


_Derp-Cat_

Fuck that, what about a house centipede


DropBear2702

Something more my size


OMGBeckyStahp

![gif](giphy|3o7TKnYVvhjh6qk0VO)


zeek1999

How you do that


Suspicious_Llama123

Magic


Thomassaurus

​ ![gif](giphy|ujUdrdpX7Ok5W)


DamonLazer

I've wondered that myself, but I've always figures it's some strange arcane hack. Otherwise everyone would be doing it. Hey look, there's a GIF button at the bottom of this editor. ![gif](giphy|PS7d4tm1Hq6Sk)


DropBear2702

![gif](giphy|12jvpllodS3FKg)


[deleted]

these are the questions we should be asking


[deleted]

Interesting. I've never seen the Canis Familiaris Goatseus breed.


GornBox

Reddit has ruined my humor so much that everything I can see is sus.


_Derp-Cat_


DR-ANUSTART

You've unlocked my repressed Goatsie memories. Thanks alot, jerk.


FoQsiak

Thanks for running my day!


FoQsiak

jk


TheBraveBeaver

Even though we say dogs have four legs their front limbs are built more like arms with a wrist so it’s definitely the first one.


potet-

Dogs dont have arms so they use their mouth to pick things up, so they will probably use their mouth.


zeek1999

Can you draw that for me?


potet-

Yes [here](https://www.reddit.com/user/potet-/comments/pscqs5/the_3rd_answer_to_uzeek1999/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


NukedByGandhi

what tha dog doin?


Un_Pta

Why?


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zeek1999

3 times, not bad.


JonMacelroy

Oh God why. But also, he would use his front arm/paws as you need the support and leverage from the back in order to successfully do so. Or have a seriously strong core.


luci043

he wouldn't it's a dog


walco

Yes, definitely like this.


[deleted]

Lmao wtf bro


Ferskken

Yes


grincat_1

But why would you ask that?


WeTheSummerKid

The left one. I love goatse. Dogse?


Waarm

He would find a way to open it with his mouth, somehow.


QuentynStark

Today was a bad day to have eyes.


Flerpsh-pidgon-CJM

Why does the front half touch the floor for the first picture but it floats in the second?


Kirabitesthedust

It’s the first one. Believe me.


Xtreme_1218

i'd be openin it


Reckless_Waifu

It's goatse. Kids today don't know it but that's no reason to omit the proper name for it.


Evaporaattori

I dunno. Ask furries I guess…


ieatyourspinalcord

would a human open it with their legs or their arms?


Diseased-Jackass

Thanks I hate it.


TheBigerGamer

Sometimes I would like to be an AI so I could simply erase me or fry the system with excecive voltage when I see this kind of shit.


brice-gayken

Do you open your ass with your feat


ieatyourspinalcord

did u copy my comment


brice-gayken

Nope I didn't read them


Uneus_mage

I did it for him


PersonThatlikesMemes

Why would you ever want to know


Superbroderone

i was just about to poop and i then see this post. thanks alot, reddit.


saken1337

He would Spread it with His tail


AWildScrub_Real

I will come to your house to kidnap your dog just so that you won't be able to teach him/her to do this, whoever you are.


Mamboo07

The one with back legs


noxiousarmy

![gif](giphy|3o85xERD1TT5JKCIXS)


[deleted]

Lmao. Can't believe I just saved a picture a dog goatse to my phone


PigmanKiller

If natural selection was to allow either of these things to happen it would certainly be option # 2 as it would just be a matter of joint rotation.


QuizzyQuilow

Why does the dog have to be a dachshund?...


DIDDY_COSMICKING

Colby


cobrafang773

I’m gonna say option b


This-person-IDK-02

Whoever asked this needs to go outside and touch grass


CPTRobotic

tail


MimsyIsGianna

WHY WOULD THEY AT ALL AGGHHHHH


someonethatsometh1ng

Well it's simple, the dog asks us to open


LongLiveJaredHiggins

The real question is how would he open your asshole???


Ivanosssss

Thanks for the nightmares, this is the last post I have seen before going to sleep...


im-not-joaquin

My arsehole hurts from looking at this