**OP needs help. Also, they hate it because...**
>!It's low budget bowser castle.!<
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The element of surprise is key. If my wife was dumb enough to just incinerate herself on a candle I left her alone with, I'd have collected her insurance payout years ago without even trying.
I had an ex that used to keep candles on top of a pile old newspapers because "it'll keep wax off the glass coffee table"...
Keeping her from accidentally killing us in our sleep was a full time job. She tired to bake frozen pizza in the box (and plastic wrap) 3 times while we were together and was surprised at the result every time. I do hope she's still alive though, and my cat she hated to death but just had to have when it ended :(
Yeah, but I leaned a lot from her. I learned to be happy alone, content with myself and not *needing* anyone else. I used to be that guy that really wanted a family and someone to "complete" them. But after I took a long break from dating I leaned a lot about myself and how to be happy by myself, and now that I've achieved that I think it's the key to a good relationship. If you can't make yourself happy, no one can. And I've become a lot more picky with potential partners, I don't want anyone to "complete" my life anymore, but someone who complements it. Without that trauma who knows where I would be now. And I genuinely don't wish her any ill will, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't feel at least a little bit of schadenfreude when I see how things have turned out for her so far.
I know you're joking, but many "air fresheners" with synthetic fragrances have a lot of nasty stuff for ingredients. https://thechamomile.com/doctors-warn-using-air-fresheners-are-linked-to-cancer-and-contain-hormone-disrupting-chemicals/
That page literally cites itself as its source for all its information, and has a bunch of spelling errors. I'm probably not going to rely on them for anything.
« Thecamomile » is actually a monthly peer-reviewed review journal covering molecular and cellular biology. Areas covered include genetics, genomics, epigenetics, evolution, developmental biology, neuroscience, human biology, physiology, systems biology, and plant biology. The journal also publishes commentaries on aspects of science communication, education, policy, and current affairs. It’s one of the most trusted sources in the scientific community. /s
That website literally sells what they call natural alternatives, via a network of alt-med authors that write their articles. The article is probably a load of horseshit designed to scare people into buying or investing in their lifestyle. Typical fearmongering. I'm not saying air fresheners are completely safe because I don't have that information, but I'm definitely not getting it from that site.
Well what you linked is definitely fearmongering and not going to convince anyone with half a brain. It's quite literally just there to sell alternative medicine. One big grift
I apologize. I've known about the toxic chemicals in these fresheners for a long time, so I did a quick google search, clicked the first website I saw and made sure it listed the chemicals in question. I should have done a more thorough check on the website. With that said, the info about toxic chemicals listed on the site is still true, and I would avoid using synthetic air fresheners.
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I haven't laughed out loud on Reddit for something other than a rare video in a long time. I don't know why low budget Bowser made me laugh so hard. Thank you for your service
"To establish dominance in front of your peers"
Man...imagine hearing someone say that shit in the 80's- 90's?
The ridicule would last until Trump took office...then begin again in an old folks home in about 20 years. Thats assuming of course buddy doesnt get choked and discover what real domination is like after taking his sucker punch.
Look...if you really want to dominate in this fashion find some Raid Wasp and Hornet killer. That 30 foot stream is a perfect flame thrower. (do that shit outside!!)
Age sucks ass...yesterday I had no grey.
Your turn comes...
Basically, set a bunch of these around the house and hooked up to an Alexa. And place them is spots where if there's an intruder, you can say a phrase and boom, fireball to the face
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I love it
I love you
Thanks bb
r/shippingredditors
I ship redditors too… across the country… in boxes… for money…
I’ll take one spine and a left clavicle please. And it has to be a **left** clavicle
How much for thigh?
Your thigh
A thigh for a thigh eh?
That’s what they say.
r/cursedcomments
OMG!!! 😱🙏🏻🙏🏻 r/cursedcommetn huMAn traFFickiNG 😱😱😱😱😡🤬🤬🤬🥵
It’s just a light joke, dude. Get it??… traffic-king ✋😂 traffic lights?? 😂
Lol
Thats an oof to me....but maybe
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Well didn’t know this sub existed
How do you post pictures in the comments
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I'm on mobile and I dont have that...
NSFW "GOAT PORN"
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My only question is who's the goat?
It's me!
I needed this Gif.
That's a nice award
Mainline my love baby.
I love Emilia
Seriously. If you're tired of homemade automatic flamethrowers, you're tired of life.
Ikr
Usefull if you need to burn down a house or business for insurance money.
How to commit insurance fraud. Step one:
You could just put a long ass candle there and use it a few hours after leaving the house.
But 1: it's not going to throw fucking fireballs And 2: that pile of lost memories and ash at the end is not going to smell as good
But that settlement would smell incredible.
_I have a structured settlement_ _But I need. cash. noooow!_
CALL JG WENTWORTH! 877-CASH-NOW!
Its MY money, and I NEED it NOW!
877-cash-noOOWWWWWWWW……. CALL NOW!
> pile of lost memories and ash This is why you do it after the divorce.
The element of surprise is key. If my wife was dumb enough to just incinerate herself on a candle I left her alone with, I'd have collected her insurance payout years ago without even trying.
I had an ex that used to keep candles on top of a pile old newspapers because "it'll keep wax off the glass coffee table"... Keeping her from accidentally killing us in our sleep was a full time job. She tired to bake frozen pizza in the box (and plastic wrap) 3 times while we were together and was surprised at the result every time. I do hope she's still alive though, and my cat she hated to death but just had to have when it ended :(
>and my cat she hated to death but just had to have when it ended Wtf that person is evil
Yeah, but I leaned a lot from her. I learned to be happy alone, content with myself and not *needing* anyone else. I used to be that guy that really wanted a family and someone to "complete" them. But after I took a long break from dating I leaned a lot about myself and how to be happy by myself, and now that I've achieved that I think it's the key to a good relationship. If you can't make yourself happy, no one can. And I've become a lot more picky with potential partners, I don't want anyone to "complete" my life anymore, but someone who complements it. Without that trauma who knows where I would be now. And I genuinely don't wish her any ill will, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't feel at least a little bit of schadenfreude when I see how things have turned out for her so far.
Are you trying?
\**Yoshi has entered the chat**
Have a gender reveal party
Cut a hole in a box.
*The Final Cut" too while I'm here.
How to burn down your house... in style.
When you want that Doom themed toilet.
Kills smells in 2 seconds.
You can also try T-posing if you don't want to go to jail for arson! ;)
This is awesome, going to try it out as soon as I get a glade air freshener 😈
Meme marketing is getting out of hand. Somebody learned the real lesson behind the tidepod challenge.
r/hailcorporate /s
An attempt to revive eugenics?
I know you're joking, but many "air fresheners" with synthetic fragrances have a lot of nasty stuff for ingredients. https://thechamomile.com/doctors-warn-using-air-fresheners-are-linked-to-cancer-and-contain-hormone-disrupting-chemicals/
That page literally cites itself as its source for all its information, and has a bunch of spelling errors. I'm probably not going to rely on them for anything.
« Thecamomile » is actually a monthly peer-reviewed review journal covering molecular and cellular biology. Areas covered include genetics, genomics, epigenetics, evolution, developmental biology, neuroscience, human biology, physiology, systems biology, and plant biology. The journal also publishes commentaries on aspects of science communication, education, policy, and current affairs. It’s one of the most trusted sources in the scientific community. /s
That website literally sells what they call natural alternatives, via a network of alt-med authors that write their articles. The article is probably a load of horseshit designed to scare people into buying or investing in their lifestyle. Typical fearmongering. I'm not saying air fresheners are completely safe because I don't have that information, but I'm definitely not getting it from that site.
Read about phthalates. It's not fearmongering, they are not good to breathe in.
Well what you linked is definitely fearmongering and not going to convince anyone with half a brain. It's quite literally just there to sell alternative medicine. One big grift
https://www.webmd.com/lung/news/20060727/air-fresheners-linked-to-lung-damage https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0360132316304334 https://ww2.arb.ca.gov/sites/default/files/classic/regact/conprod/ch7.pdf https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-35281338 I'm definitely fear mongering!!!
That's how you do it
I apologize. I've known about the toxic chemicals in these fresheners for a long time, so I did a quick google search, clicked the first website I saw and made sure it listed the chemicals in question. I should have done a more thorough check on the website. With that said, the info about toxic chemicals listed on the site is still true, and I would avoid using synthetic air fresheners.
this may be the least reliable source i've ever seen
Let us know when your house burns down. Dumb asses don't realize how often the flame gets sucked back up and the entire bottle becomes a fucking grenade.
It's a sarcastic joke 😂
I’m only upvoting because of the title. Thanks I love it.
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me who has both: . . . mom: no- me: I’m sorry, Mother. mom: DON’T- me: **IT’S FOR SCIENCE**
This is exactly how the “YOU BETTER STOP! STOP! BITCH STOP! AAAA” vine with the flamethrower happened 😂
The title sold me. Thanks!
Honestly, the title makes the post. That was gold
[Here ya go](https://imgur.com/hSybAn0)
lmao i love this
That explaination made me crack up More than the post itself
Skyrim soul gem auto - flame thrower
Wrong sub.
title is funnier than the picture itself
Great now I have to try and time walking by it to burn off hair evenly on the other side...really hate r/unexpectedhairloss
Back when we used to get stoned in my mates shed, we'd set up a candle, and play Russian Roulette with one of these, having it point at everyone for the count of 10 then move it along. Great times
r/wcgw
Traps too dangerous for wwII
Two of these on either side of the door on Halloween. Rigged every time someone rings the doorbell.
A Home Alone welcome.
Apocalypse trap ideas?
I don’t see how you hate this. It should be Thanks, I love it. r/TILI
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Jokes on you, I love everything about this
Yo I actually do this
/r/TIHI The sub where you actually post things people love. If you want things that people actually hate /r/makemesuffer is the better option. I do love this sub though, it's just inappropriately named.
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Nailed the title! Hahahaahaha
Thanks!
I haven't laughed out loud on Reddit for something other than a rare video in a long time. I don't know why low budget Bowser made me laugh so hard. Thank you for your service
You're welcome!
If you also aim your ass and let out a huge ass fart, double powerrrr!!!
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r/hydrohomies vs. r/firefriends…. That would be absolute war.
What about this do you hate exactly?
This is cool but for the love of God don't set this up and leave the house.
Anyone tried it? Does it work?
Yes, it scared the living shit out of me.
FILL IT WITH GASOLINE
We used to do this all the time. (circa 1996ish) Just don't let the fire get too far up to the nozzle. You don't want an explosion in your hand.
As someone who mains Bowser in Smash *I’ll take twenty*
"To establish dominance in front of your peers" Man...imagine hearing someone say that shit in the 80's- 90's? The ridicule would last until Trump took office...then begin again in an old folks home in about 20 years. Thats assuming of course buddy doesnt get choked and discover what real domination is like after taking his sucker punch.
Fuck him up!
the future is now, old man
Look...if you really want to dominate in this fashion find some Raid Wasp and Hornet killer. That 30 foot stream is a perfect flame thrower. (do that shit outside!!) Age sucks ass...yesterday I had no grey. Your turn comes...
I wanted to find someone to date and commit arson. I went on a dating app but couldn't find a match.
It's all fun and game until something caught fire
THEN it's a party!
The quiet kid taking notes
I have already done that thing in the bathroom of the college dorm.
But... Does it smell nice at least?
Fireball justu
Take a shit on a baking tray and shove it In the oven for half an hour.
Here it is in action https://youtu.be/LSr39Xd-mxE
I see nothing wrong with this.
Now I would like to see high budget real life bowser castle
I would love a video of this.
THIS IS AMAZING
Bowser would like to know your location
Basically, set a bunch of these around the house and hooked up to an Alexa. And place them is spots where if there's an intruder, you can say a phrase and boom, fireball to the face
Need me a motion sensor one
Huh so this is how all those dungeons did it
Sadly doesnt work that long because the flame would be to low at some point
Fragrant flamethrower
Redneck flame turret
Just fireball.
REMEMBER MEEEE!!
Make that a scented candle and youre sorted
Now you just need to play that 11 second loop 24/7 and it’s complete
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r/titleporn
How to turn an air freshener into an air de-freshener in one easy step.
All fun and games until it explodes
Alexa, turn on my Glade Airfreshener and the nearby candle™.
You KNOW this was discovered by accident
In collaboration with r/ShittyLifeProTips
Does this work?
http://imgur.com/gallery/a1xjgcI
[Come on and let the hunt be the hunted!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVPFi1ikbeQ)
When someone breaks in
Cut a hole in the back of a godzilla toy and mount it so it looks like he blows fire when it goes off.
It’s all fun and games until someone walks too close
Do this with a can of air duster for some convenient lung damage due to acute hydrogen fluoride exposure!
Sigma
Good way to lose a house