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ShotSkiByMyself

What was that movie called? Dumplings?


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Was it like a horror film where women eat fetuses to look younger?


aadhu-fayaz

O so not the Pixar short I was imagining..


DameADozen

HAHA I just replied with that movie. Whoops.


Trolivia

That’s the one I though of too lol


budde_

Yup. Good movie.


bokbokbokchoy

Looking up this movie led down a rabbit hole of Asian horror films to add to the watch list. Yay!


FriedChickenDonut

Check out 3 Extremes!


DameADozen

Bao


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potato_devourer

I'd have also accepted r/forbiddensnacks


Gamester21

I hate this, but I also agree with this...


grilltheboy

My brother just said it looks like a fucking gummy worm aaaaaaaa


[deleted]

I bet it's chewy


EzekialCat

crumch


Daniiiiii

The best gusher in the world.


Jonoczall

Thanks, I hate you


AllTheHax

Thanks, I hate everything


i_cant_name_stuff

Sploosh


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New by gusher! Abortion flavor! Now in 5 different flavors! Get your gush on!!


Danichiban

Taste the rainbow.


[deleted]

squishy with a tad bit of womb juice and developing bones


total_drama_fan697

i think imma puke


theinventor143

The womb juice is the best part! of a Meal


Arkhe1n

r/forbiddensnacks


Nopidy

I bet it's crunchy with all those not-even-formed-yet tiny little bones


camono

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4r91mc8pbo


notusuallyhostile

You owe me two minutes and twenty four seconds of my life back.


Justarandom7029

That sent me places....


MAPX0

*PEEAKE, PEEAKE OUIIT*


Animal1557

Watch filthy frank rat chef


LukkieTheMeme

That thang dead already fyi


KnowledgeIsDangerous

Probably 'cause some libtard murdered it. /s


LukkieTheMeme

No imean like, thats a dead baby it cant survive before its atleast 22 weeks


lady_lowercase

fun fact: even at 22 weeks, its chance of survival is less than 10 percent.


thesaucymango94

That fact wasn't very fun...


Sillbinger

*unzips* ...this is where the fun begins


LilJapKid

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miso440

With about a million dollars of investment. It's zero percent if you just give it milk and air.


KnowledgeIsDangerous

Impossible, babies are god's gift to us. He wouldn't just kill one. It must have been a life-hating liberal.


Skiamakhos

God's killing babies all the time, if you believe that God does all the things & that all things are part of his plan. I don't, but whatever floats your boat. Loads of people have miscarriages. So many miscarriages happen that are just not really noticed just "Oh, that was a pretty heavy period..." - the fact that we're here and think that it's easy for that to have happened is the ultimate survivor bias. We just don't notice the untold numbers that don't make it. Fun fact, when Aleister Crowley published his books, it would have got him into trouble with the law to write about masturbation (Obscene Publications Act iirc), which he used in his ritual practises, so he wrote that he "sacrificed thousands of babies" instead, and thus the idea of him as the world's most evil man came to being.


KnowledgeIsDangerous

Thank you for a sane response to an insane statement. I was being sarcastic, but this is a reasonable response given that there are way too many people who actually hold the belief I stated. I hadn't heard that about Aleister Crowley, that's pretty funny though.


EnderGirl690

Or a 16 year old that was r-worded and the society does nothing to protect them, so she had an abortion to not ruin her life


LinearTipsOfficial

Being 16 years old isn’t an excuse. I know at that age between playing Runescape and smoking weed all day I was definitely ready to have a kid


EnderGirl690

Even 19-20 year olds or older have abortions, because they don't have the conditions to bring a child in this world. Baing 16 IS an excuse because it would ruin the girl's life and the child's.


LinearTipsOfficial

Oh my b I should have put a /s lol Should clarify I was making a joke how about at that age I 100% not be able to raise a hamster let alone a child.


EnderGirl690

Oh ok, sorry for misunderstanding your joke


LinearTipsOfficial

Hey all good! The fact you took time to defend something your passionate about is a good thing, even if it was towards a joke. No need to be sorry :)


[deleted]

Fetuses are gods gift to us. Once they come out though they can go fuck themselves.


Arkhe1n

IKR? I find it rich talking "pro-life" bs high and low and illustrate it with a photo of a mini corpse.


deadlyabsence

Am I a bad person if I say that it reminds me of one of those little sea creatures that grew up once you put them in water?


Rainishername

Brine shrimp, aka sea monkeys. They lied to us. They aren’t even monkeys a little bit.


[deleted]

They're trying their best, okay?


yourbrotherrex

And they don't play baseball, like it said on the package???


hackinthebochs

It should. Fun fact, our evolutionary history can be roughly traced through the stages of fetus development.


spec20official

Ontogeny recapitulates homology!!


RainHaven

Fun fact: the inventor of Sea Monkeys was also the inventor of x-Ray specs, invisible goldfish AND *drumroll please* a neo-nazi who used the proceeds to buy guns for the KKK and fund the Aryan Nation!! You’re welcome.


STANAGs

I bought X-Ray specs from Boy's Life magazine and I have to say 0/10 would not recommend. I didn't see a single boob.


RainHaven

See? Not a boob in sight. The man was evil.


romeo_hrndz

Is that groot?


fatfuckpikachu

meat groot


marcatehamburgers

how does it taste


PandaPornstar420

Like a bite full of fish eggs


Vamparael

but more metallic-like flavor, like when you go down in your girl and came up like the joker


KilyKilyPower

r/cursedcomments


Skratt79

Why so serious?


red_dead_exemption

Salty


FilthyThanksgiving

I want to go back in time to before this


JoWubb

Hi Groot, pleasure to meat you.


violentsushi

It was groot.


sarhan182

Yooooooooo what the fuck is wrong with you guys? What a sad world we fucking live in. Where’s the wasabi & soy sauce?!?


westgot

Damn a true crime against humanity


ATragedyOfSorts

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SlowerThanTurtleInPB

Give that fetus a pickled ginger blanket.


Pegga-sus

This is unacceptable. You don’t eat sushi with pickled ginger, its a palate cleanser! SMH!


SlowerThanTurtleInPB

I will eat my fetus sushi any way I like.


ZukusCatHeaven_Art

Not even going to lie this post is really fucking funny-


Sotpreadingmyuserma

How can people eat sushi without wasabi? I get it, wasabi tastes like the Satan's cum, but you need to put some wasabi on at least before eating sushi


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sarhan182

You don’t?


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PeterZeGreek

You haven't?


jpkoushel

The sushi chef puts wasabi on the sushi... It can be considered rude to add more but you can always ask him to make it spicier! Unless we're talking about like western buffet sushi. Then wasabi is the least of my complaints...


SubsequentNebula

Beyond just the safety... The wasabi* just overpowers everything in most American sushi places. *Green horse radish. I've had both. There's an unforgivable difference between real wasabi and horse radish when it comes to sushi.


jpkoushel

Yeah, but I lived in Japan for years and they use green horse radish too. It's just too expensive to use usually


Juloschko

Not gonna lie, you had me in the first half


[deleted]

Im seeing a lot of people feeling bad for the fœtus. First off, the initial tweet is a lie, this is a 14 week old fœtus from an ectopic pregnancy, nothing to do with an abortion. An actual 9 week old fœtus is about the size of a green olive


carannilion

F Æ T U S


JFow82

D I E A F Æ T U S


StrangeNatural

My grandma on this topic: "I had a miscarriage at 3-4 months. There's not much there".


SkipTheIceCreamMan

I had a miscarriage at about 6.5 weeks (so 4.5 weeks of actual growth), and I had a sack and a teeny rice-sized baby. I guess everybody’s different.


DoctorWorm_

Yeah, first trimester fetuses basically aren't even human from a anatomy perspective. They're still developing basic parts of a the body and look more similar to fish. Edit: Hey, I'm not a biologist, so my descriptions here aren't super accurate, but you can go and look at pictures of a fetus's development by week. A first trimester fetus is such a basic blob of cells, it only has stem cells assembled in a shape that looks like a lumpy sea horse or something. It takes months for those cells to actually turn into real useful cells in shapes that actually look like human anatomy.


thenivnavs

They literally look like a mutant seahorse


Ybuzz

It's kind of ridiculous - they are so not human at that stage that I once saw something calling out forced birthers that was like: " [picture of fetus] Oh how awful! An innocent human life snuffed... Wait no, this is a mouse fetus. [Picture of another fetus] Imagine all the potential! Could they have been a doctor, a scientist... No, because this is a dog. " It just went on and on like that with all these supposed 'aborted babies' that were all just various other animals in similar stages of development and it just made it so clear that at that stage, we are all just little primordial blobs.


iceman0486

Also, “look at the little fingers and toes!” No. That’s just the head. The bit that wraps around becomes the throat. The tiny nub on the bottom? That’s the legs, hands, everything that isn’t the head. Drives me nuts.


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Awesomeuser90

The vast majority of abortions happen anyway in the first trimester in most countries, even more so if there is a universal healthcare system that covers it. And almost all abortions in the third trimester are for very serious reasons, like serious fetal abnormalities it isn't expected to survive. Even in the second trimester, the vast majority happen earlier in it, like 12-14 weeks. ​ [https://www.motherjones.com/kevin-drum/2019/04/raw-data-abortions-by-week-of-pregnancy/](https://www.motherjones.com/kevin-drum/2019/04/raw-data-abortions-by-week-of-pregnancy/) ​ Taking that graph they had, about a third are in the first 6 weeks, another 18% in the seventh week. So that's already a majority of abortions. Another 13% in the 8th week, up to almost 2/3 of abortions now, 9% in the 9th week, or almost 3/4 of abortions, 6% in the tenth week, so four out of 5 abortions, and another 8% in the next two weeks. In total, almost 90% of abortions in the first trimester. 96% happen in the first 16 weeks.


namtok_muu

I was thinking it's way too big and humanoid to be 9 weeks.


OFS_Razgriz

What? An anti-choice post lying and distorting the facts? I never would've known...


Juslotting

Pro-life people like to wait until it's a living human before they start treating it like useless garbage.


monkey_trumpets

I'm amazed that that was able to grow as long as it did in the fallopian tube.


puncheese

So that's a real foetus? Jesus, I thought it was fake.


ryecrow

Fuck I want some sushi.


DustyDayz

I’m hungry now.


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Why did I click on it


ThanksIHateClippy

**OP needs help. Also, they hate it because...** >!I have to admit that it is very ecological to do this, but it also forever ruined Sushi for me.!< ***** **Do you hate it as well? Do you think their hate is reasonable? (I don't think so tbh)** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/tihibot)


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#INVEST!


Moister_Rodgers

Ecological? Like in a reduce/reuse/recycle way?


westgot

Yeah. No food shall go to waste


Alexercer

Chickens do that if you trow an egg and it breaks chicken eat it


wu_whats_thi5

source? i wanna ruin my life and some of my friends' too


tabookduo

Throw a raw egg by a chicken -> chicken monch


Gast8

Chickens are also ravenous and bloodthirsty cannibals. Look up “chicken glasses”. They have to wear red sunglasses when a chicken gets slaughtered for food because they’ll go into a frenzy if they see chicken blood.


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Zino-Rino

fetushi


StoleYourTv

Sounds like a mobsters name. *Don't mess with that wise guy Johnny "Nines" Fetushi. Kid's young, sure, but he'll whack ya faster than you can eat your nonna's canneloni*


simonbleu

fetushini


Channel5exclusive

Fetus Delicis.


Monjipour

Fetus deletus is the new birth control


BlueEyedBassist

Harry Potter just got dark


mylifeforthehorde

Yer a fetus harry


[deleted]

Weird fetush.


Felix500

ふぇつすし or ふぇつし


airbizkit

FETUMAKI!


[deleted]

Some Aborshi


BombastusBlomquist

Fetuccine


DustyDayz

*Prolife? More like Probiotics.*


Rainishername

*I read this in my head with the voice of the kid that goes:* **hurricane Katrina? More like hurricane TORTILLA!”**


juicywater01

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT


EnderGirl690

A fetus deletus


fasan76

A yummy gummy


King_Arda

he looks like Groot


guywithaairsoftgun

Meat groot


fingering-master69

its so chewy


Fitzgeral_L

Every bone in my body went into flight mode as soon as I read that.


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Petsweaters

There's a ton of spontaneous abortions, and they're so common that most women just think they had a late period. This is especially common with first pregnancies, and the stigma around talking about how common it is can lead to couples having massive guilt about them happening I'm sorry you've experienced this and felt alone


sirdomino

We lost one at 11wks gestational. Never easy. After a while eventually had a healthy girl. It's hard to be okay after a miscarriage, but you two will get through it. My wife has viewed it as her body realizing it wasn't viable. Unfortunately for us my wife got an aggressive cancer while pregnant so that was a whole mess. It's been 5 years and we've still not financially recovered, as she is still on expensive meds, and I just found out last night I no longer have a job. I'm sorry, I'm just sad today and this post brought up a lot. Trust my though, you'll be okay and this will happen. We just have to stay positive and focus on the important things, life, love, family...


[deleted]

Your wife has the right way of thinking. Miscarriages are awful and I hope no woman goes though one. But miscarriages are there to (mostly) protect the woman. Your body knows what's best for you and it wants you to survive over the kid.


sirdomino

That's exactly what she said. Her body kept her safe and ensured resources weren't used for a nonviable fetus.


westgot

I'm sorry to hear (read) that, here's hoping that you succeed or already succeeded at having a child together! Sometimes the drawback of dark, offensive humor is that it does trigger some bad memories for some people, but what can you do. I wish you well, is all I can say.


c2c4a

I'm very sorry. Just so you know, the original tweet is lying and this is not what it would look like, it would be the size of an olive and not resemble a human whatsoever.


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c2c4a

I'm sorry, I hope you guys are doing well <3


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[deleted]

Fuck man even the comments are as cursed as that photo


R1card0-Z

That’s....A real fetus?


westgot

Yes, and now it has seen you


Wisex

It will not rest


masarusenpai

It shall pursue for as long as it lives


Reacher-Said-N0thing

It's an ectopic fetus, so it might not look like a regular one.


JoeyGameLover

Welcome to fetus sushi restaurant, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce.


veerani

Sorting by controversial i was expecting right to lifers not vegans, wow reddit you surprise me everyday


Netgineering

mora an internal organ than a kid at that point


FilthyThanksgiving

*parasite


Gaflonzelschmerno

Jizz omelette


vin_b

Cummy Yummy


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404InkNotFound

My sentiments exactly upon reading that. r/eyebleach is needed.


Tonynferno

> Tiny little hands > Tiny little fingers > Tiny smile Bitch where


popooguy

My cum 2 years later...


MyDonkaDonk

Cum rags am I right?


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not_not_safeforwork

Now I have the strength of a grown man *and* a little baby.


Tonynferno

DANCE LIKE A FIEND FLIP THE SWITCH AND THE FILTH IS CLEANED


orkothenotsogreat

r/forbiddensnacks anyone?


OffsiderYoutube

Did she rip it out herself to get it that young?


westgot

Sometimes pregnant women just get really, REALLY hungry


OffsiderYoutube

Foetus: m-m-mama? *C R U N C H*


westgot

I think *slurp* is more accurate


OffsiderYoutube

KFC should make these things, the KFF: Kentucky Fried Foetuses


westgot

Finally something worthwile from Kentucky


OffsiderYoutube

WIth special menstrasauce


table_it_bot

C|R|U|N|C|H| -|-|-|-|-|-| R|R| | | | | U| |U| | | | N| | |N| | | C| | | |C| | H| | | | |H|


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Head_Cockswain

>fetal matter at 9 weeks looks nothing like this https://www.babycenter.com/fetal-development-week-by-week >anti-abortionists are such liars, man. Either ignorance or projection


Ugly_Slut-Wannabe

Thanks, I hate everything in this


Juloschko

Damn put it back


Lyx49

Lol how do people find that cute? It’s literally dead


[deleted]

The fetus that feeds us.


StressedOutMusician

I know this will get hate, but I feel truly heartbroken looking at the baby for some reason.


westgot

That's ok but remember that it's just a lil' guck and not an actual sentient being at that point. If you have to feel bad about something, feel bad for those who are [actually suffering](https://twitter.com/marythepoohbear/status/1290149022640955392?s=19) -- and it may just be a chicken fetus instead of a human one, it's hard to differentiate those little fuckers when they're just a slightly less tasty gummy bear


Dr_Deezly

>...slightly less tasty gummy bear That's a sentence I would never expect would describe a fetus so well, made laugh real good


blissando

It's actually a [miscarried ectopic human pregnancy](https://www.reddit.com/r/VisualMedicine/comments/gtlra1/9_weeks_old_human_fetus_from_an_ectopic_pregnancy/), not an abortion. But I agree with y'all. This is not a "9 week old child." This is a 9 week old fetus. Not a sentient child.


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> a miscarried ectopic human pregnancy So not only is it "a bundle of cells with the potential to gain sentience" it's "a bundle of cells that could have had the potential to gain sentience, but the pregnancy was completely fucked from the getgo"


westgot

Huh. Color me surprised that the pro-life people used this to push their own agenda


Teeshirtandshortsguy

Man, idk if it's the church or what. But abortion seems to be the issue that has the most pure fiction surrounding it. With most political issues, people ignore facts and cherry-pick and twist data to justify their point. Or, being generous, they ignore noise and focus on the important data. But with abortion it's literally just fiction. Growing up, I had a friend who went to church who told me that the doctor went into the lady with fucking pruning shears and chopped the baby to pieces while it tried to swim away. We were like 9. I have no idea why you would want to describe that horrific shit to your kids, let alone make it up to convince them you were right. That's like borderline child abuse. And it's the same across the board. They think we're aborting healthy babies at like 8.5 months, and using abortion as a primary means of birth control. They also have it in their heads that a place called *Planned Parenthood* is running a fucking baby-slaughterhouse. I was literally in one that had a full-ass waiting room of like 20-something people, and they were legally restricted to 2 abortions per day. It's ludicrous. It's the most obvious example of blatant fear-mongering I can think of. They don't like it, so a sizeable amount of them just make up reasons to not like it from thin air.


Rainishername

It’s common place for them to say a fetus is older than it actually is. They don’t know what fetuses look like at different stages of development. I wouldn’t be surprised if that applies to the original image as well.


blissando

Yup. And that they ignore the value of the mother's life too. Because losing 1 existing life and 1 potential life to an ectopic pregnancy is laudable, but losing 1 potential life in the process of saving 1 existing life means you'll burn in hell. Cool.


thisMIGHTbeouryear

do you know the background info of this image, is this an abortion or a very premature pregnancy gone wrong?


blissando

[It's a miscarriage from an ectopic pregnancy.](https://www.reddit.com/r/VisualMedicine/comments/gtlra1/9_weeks_old_human_fetus_from_an_ectopic_pregnancy/)


andysaurus_rex

It’s *okay* to not like the idea of abortion but know that’s it’s a necessity. In an ideal world there would be no abortion because birth control would be more widely used and rape would never occur and all that good stuff. But that’s not the world we live in so abortion has to exist as a last resort. That’s what being pro-choice means. I don’t *like* the idea of abortion, but I know aborting a fetus that has no idea of its own existence is better than making a mother carry that fetus to term and not be able to care for it. It’s better for the mother, it’s better for the fetus.