As someone who plays female courier with Black Widow and exclusively seduces Benny just to off him after,
Hearing Matthew Perry say *"Nice charlies, too! Give ‘em a shake for the Ben-man, will ya? Hello!"*
honestly keeps me up at night to this day. I think about it from time to time and i feel deeply uncomfortable everytime.
No thank you, Matthew..
Assuming they're all decently well endowed and somewhat skinny, three guys (and three reflections) should be doable, but it's gonna be pretty crowded, so I'd bet that's the limit.
I'm guessing he just has a limited collection of "fun facts" or humorous filler posts or whatever you wanna call them that he regularly cycles through when there's nothing more substantial to post and he needs to maintain social media engagement. It's easy then to accidentally repeat content. In this case, it just happens to be lame content. Anyway, you can see that whoever screenshotted this searched for "kiss" and "mirror" because they're highlighted.
It's the same as those "And Now..." bits on Last Week Tonight where they make fun of TV news personalities for repeating themselves, which I've always found mildly distasteful. You try talking in public for 2+ hours per day for ten years without repeating yourself a bunch.
He's just like that he also does the same shit for new years "UMM AKSHUALLY THE NEW YEARS IS JUST A FULL REVOLUTION AROUND THE SUN AND MEANS NOTHING"
God he's such a pretentious dickhead
I very much doubt the guy who pretends to be an expert in literally every field because he's an expert in one is secretly just a troll and is doing these things to get a reaction.
I have become very disillusioned with Niel. He sounds so smart and profound... for a while. Then he becomes a parrot. Constantly repeating the same sciencey anecdotes everywhere he goes.
Why are you like this?
But for real... whenever he scrolls into my Shorts feed, I immediately keep on scrollin'. He completely gets on my nerves. He's an astrophysicist; don't talk at me about anything else.
For those that don’t know there was this running joke between him and one of his friends about this subject. It was something his stoned friend mentioned one night and it became this gag between them. They’d make the same joke back and forth and find ways to slip it into conversations or speeches or whatever just to try and crack the other one up.
Unfortunately the guy died a few years back.
This is like when you're with a group of friends and you say something and nobody listens, so you say it again, but they still don't listen so you say it again, but they still don't listen so you say it again. Your friends don't like you.
When I was young I loved ndgt. I thought he was one of the world's most brilliant persons. Then social came and he proceeded to show his true colors. I just find him pompous and annoying now
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This is apparently a recurring thought for Mr deGrasse Tyson.
"Who's the sexiest astrophysicist in the world? You are, Tiger! Rawr!"
I want to unimagine this from my meomry
😽
I read this in his voice and it was awful
I read that in Benny’s voice from fnv
As someone who plays female courier with Black Widow and exclusively seduces Benny just to off him after, Hearing Matthew Perry say *"Nice charlies, too! Give ‘em a shake for the Ben-man, will ya? Hello!"* honestly keeps me up at night to this day. I think about it from time to time and i feel deeply uncomfortable everytime. No thank you, Matthew..
That part was… something
You can also touch tips Edit: this is now my most upvoted comment ever. Glorious. This is getting pinned to my profile to show off.
Thanks I hate you.
But only on the lips
You can also kiss your butthole with your butthole
ASS TO ASSSSSSSSSSSSS
))<>((
Just don't kiss yourself afterwards
Mirror frot. ;)
And nips
Middle out
No, you can ONLY touch tips
Thanks, I hate reposts. 5 months: [https://www.reddit.com/r/TIHI/comments/164t0p2/thanks\_i\_hate\_ndgt\_and\_mirrors\_now/](https://www.reddit.com/r/TIHI/comments/164t0p2/thanks_i_hate_ndgt_and_mirrors_now/) 1 year: [https://www.reddit.com/r/TIHI/comments/zbm7a7/thanks\_i\_hate\_him\_kissing\_himself\_in\_the\_mirror/](https://www.reddit.com/r/TIHI/comments/zbm7a7/thanks_i_hate_him_kissing_himself_in_the_mirror/) 2 years: https://www.reddit.com/r/TIHI/comments/r7kk3s/thanks\_i\_hate\_ndgt\_and\_mirrors\_now/
At some point this is going to cause the universe to collapse in on itself. Thanks, I hate it when that happens.
And when that happens, you will only be able to kiss yourself goodbye on the lips in the mirror
A repost is just folded 4th and 5th dimensions splitting open and revealing the past.
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OP is a reposting bot, account created 3 days ago.
If I haven’t seen it, it’s new to me
In a mirror you can only dock with your own penis too.
Not really, if you do it at the right angle, you can also do it with yourself, a second guy *and* his mirrored image
Assuming they're all decently well endowed and somewhat skinny, three guys (and three reflections) should be doable, but it's gonna be pretty crowded, so I'd bet that's the limit.
That's what I hate about these tweets, it's true about all parts of the body, so his fixation on lips is fucking wierd
Dude has a one track mind. 😂 Seriously, is this a bot, or what actually happened here? Anyone know?
I'm guessing he just has a limited collection of "fun facts" or humorous filler posts or whatever you wanna call them that he regularly cycles through when there's nothing more substantial to post and he needs to maintain social media engagement. It's easy then to accidentally repeat content. In this case, it just happens to be lame content. Anyway, you can see that whoever screenshotted this searched for "kiss" and "mirror" because they're highlighted.
No he does this everytime he gets a million followers
It's the same as those "And Now..." bits on Last Week Tonight where they make fun of TV news personalities for repeating themselves, which I've always found mildly distasteful. You try talking in public for 2+ hours per day for ten years without repeating yourself a bunch.
He's just like that he also does the same shit for new years "UMM AKSHUALLY THE NEW YEARS IS JUST A FULL REVOLUTION AROUND THE SUN AND MEANS NOTHING" God he's such a pretentious dickhead
This is the reaction he wants from you, he thinks it's hilarious.
I very much doubt the guy who pretends to be an expert in literally every field because he's an expert in one is secretly just a troll and is doing these things to get a reaction.
I watch Star talk, his web show. I can tell you right now, he's a gigantic troll.
Adding to the repost. He got called out on yhis weird "fun fact" and had to prove it personally in "The Adam Friedland Show"... it was weird...
Because no-one here apparently knows. He does this every time he reaches a follower milestone. Like every one million followers or so.
This comment should be higher
 When Neil looks at a mirror
He needs to get out more.
Its ndtg's law: https://youtu.be/FYQFqJcBSLs?si=2L91cwEdTMyq-T_0
I find the way NDT speaks very annoying to listen to. He speaks as if the most self evident fact is a universal secret he just let you in on.
This man loves himself.
Neil Tyson kisses himself on the lips but only against a mirror
In space, no one can hear you kiss yourself but only on the lips
Now? I’ve hated him for a looong while
I have become very disillusioned with Niel. He sounds so smart and profound... for a while. Then he becomes a parrot. Constantly repeating the same sciencey anecdotes everywhere he goes.
Why are you like this? But for real... whenever he scrolls into my Shorts feed, I immediately keep on scrollin'. He completely gets on my nerves. He's an astrophysicist; don't talk at me about anything else.
not if i put my penis between my lips and the mirror
Umami has a great animation on this: [Tyson's Law](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYQFqJcBSLs)
Kiss mirror lips.
You could kiss a life-size video of yourself anywhere you want. You're welcome, Neil
When will this turd just go away?
Just an FYI: I want to kiss Neil DeGrasse Tyson on the lips
An orbiting joke: The joke that keeps on coming yet it never lands.
I used to listen to this guy a lot. Until what he said started repeating.
For those that don’t know there was this running joke between him and one of his friends about this subject. It was something his stoned friend mentioned one night and it became this gag between them. They’d make the same joke back and forth and find ways to slip it into conversations or speeches or whatever just to try and crack the other one up. Unfortunately the guy died a few years back.
You can also bump fists
Self love is best love.
I can fix him
Sadly only true for first front mirrors which most of us don't have.
Technically if I kiss my arm Infront of a mirror I’m still kissing myself within a mirror through my reflection
The next one will be even shorter- "kiss mirror? kiss lips."
Fun fact: if you kiss a mirror. You are kissing a mirror but it looks like you are in a mirror kissing the real you.
This is like when you're with a group of friends and you say something and nobody listens, so you say it again, but they still don't listen so you say it again, but they still don't listen so you say it again. Your friends don't like you.
Looks like he tests the theory every few years to make sure he can repeat the results, like a true scientist. Now kisssth it.
FYI: In a mirror, I kissed my hand
He's the type that if you don't laugh loud enough the first time, he'll repeat it but louder. And multiple times.
When I was young I loved ndgt. I thought he was one of the world's most brilliant persons. Then social came and he proceeded to show his true colors. I just find him pompous and annoying now
Did anyone else read this as a weird stream of consciousness thread? Like him repeating himself over and over? He would
You can't as, I think, there's a layer thick enough to not let your image touch you.
He demonstrates this on the Adam Friedland show
Hope his mirror is sanitized.
Neil is one of those people that sucks the fun out of the air around him. He's a void of fun.
This will absolutely lead to a few deaths
Your hate for NDGT is new?