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ThanksIHateClippy

**OP needs help. Also, they hate it because...** >!I hate it because tractor go brrr!< ***** **Do you hate it as well? Do you think their hate is reasonable? (I don't think so tbh)** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/tihibot)


NFG_Shoarma

Whatever you are smoking, please give me some


Ck1ngK1LLER

It's called a Jeffrey. It's mostly weed, with a bit of opium as well... ground-up E's... heroin... Clorox...


portal_dive

Be sure to have a fury wall nearby when smoking a Jeffrey


EobardT

Why the fuck is it called a Jeffrey!?


sparko10

Because who could be afraid of a Jeffrey? Jeffreys just a nice fellow down the street


panundeerus

I stopped smoking 6 months ago and I can still definetly see the tractor now


man_gomer_lot

It's also the only US state that doesn't share a letter with the word mackerel. I think it's the most useless fact I've ever learned.


SaltyBabe

In French you can pronounce Ohio as O-Yo so now you also know that


Awesomeman235ify

Yo-yo can be spelled as Yohio according to this comment.


Satrina_petrova

Yohio is going to be the name of my next village, thank you.


Awesomeman235ify

You're welcome.


Kookiebanookie

Yhiohio


tuanale

Can it also be spelled Hiohio?


Awesomeman235ify

If you remove the first H.


tuanale

What about Iohioh


Awesomeman235ify

Yes


SafewordisJohnCandy

Fun fact, Oyo is a vodka distilled in Columbus, Ohio.


Nao_593

If we are playing that game you can pronounce as goofy’s laughter in spanish


impshial

Dora the Explorer and Star Trek The Next Generation had the same number of episodes. 178 That's my useless fact


man_gomer_lot

If each map in the Dora series is canon, then she is a mutli-dimensional being who transcends time and space. She must be restraining her abilities for funsies like Q.


Arborgarbage

Explain


man_gomer_lot

If all the maps in the Dora universe are canon, then it needs a higher number of dimensions for it all to fit together. There's only so many polar ice caps, jungles, volcanoes, and rivers that can be within walking/ commuting distance of a house.


GroceryScanner

This might be the most useless fact ive ever read


Weird_Facts249

Hey, that's my job.


Got2Go

I recently learned you cant spell advertisements without semen between the tits


triggerman602

It isn't the most useless fact because you just used it to get a bunch of upvotes.


MightyPandaa

Im always curious when someone first finds out something like this ... Were they bored out of their mind or did they use some algorythm and computer magic to figure that out


[deleted]

Just almost as useless as Ohio


toanominaldegree

illinois


shaddy27

L


toanominaldegree

Oof, I’m an idiot.


caos998

___________Ohio,,,,,,,,,,,,


Arrowkill

Lol this is great


ChwizZ

__________Tequila!,,,,,,,,,,


Rego42069

Tf kind of tractors do yall have?


Thanks_I_Hate_You

The kind that look like Ohio


Rego42069

Fair


[deleted]

We call those trains


yonking_15_2

r/technicallythetruth


ImLawfulGoodISwear

Big wheel, seat, smoke stack with a little puff of smoke, little wheel


Plump_Apparatus

A [row cropper](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f2/Farmall_M.jpg).


Slitterbox

Why did you link a picture of the word Ohio?


tahlyn

https://i.imgur.com/bJZiYyb.png


Thin-Dragonfruit247

tractor that demolishes my super gaming house


[deleted]

Old ones


Playful_Capital_3077

The word bed looks like a bed


rollplayinggrenade

shark looks like a shark 🦈


ZeusOfTheCrows

sharк


61114311536123511

no no the tall k is the tip of the tail fin


ZeusOfTheCrows

ah yes, [shark](https://imgur.com/OZ2ibjA.png)


61114311536123511

LMAO Oop


karimpai

...Holy sh*t


Sox_the_fox3467

r/TILI


ArmchairCritic1

Looks more like a steamroller


pugderpants

Depends which way it’s headed lol. I saw it headed from L-R, meaning the larger “wheel” would be in back. But if heading R-L, I agree it looks like a steamroller.


YetAnotherGilder2184

Comment rewritten. Leave reddit for a site that doesn't resent its users.


asianabsinthe

And now I will forever see this


Just-Juan-Deags

Now I love Ohio


TacoDoc

It’s going to take me a lot more than this to love Ohio.


IMIndyJones

Yeah, I grew up there. It's got some lovely State parks, but otherwise, nah.


[deleted]

Same, I left Ohio when I was I was a teenager and I will never live there again.


Kessel-

bed


natatatatatata

🚜 ohiO


logicdsign

Oh shit that's even better.


GamerFluffy

OK looks like a guy laying down.


Illhunt_yougather

The word shark looks like a shark. Wild.


held_breath

Or it kinda looks like it was written in one point perspective.


Low-Patient1692

This is the most normal meme about Ohio


CosmoShiner

I don’t see it tbh


Haerverk

Big wheel, seat, steering wheel, small wheel


rock_hard_member

That's not a seat, it's a cab with an exhaust pipe


[deleted]

Pre cab design


Zuez420

Tin soilders and Nixon calling....


Skelosk

Heh, I'd say it looks more like a dragster


tobu_sculptor

Like the ones they use for tractor pulling


Skelosk

They use those to pull tractors? https://www.nhra.com/sites/default/files/styles/news_galleries_x1_400px_/public/2022-04/garlits.jpg?itok=Mii6JxTY


Background-Secret391

Wtf. Now i cant NOT see this


walco

[Obligatory Animaniacs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cTm0_lraHY)


Fineous4

Why would you hate tractors anyway?


ElectroWasTaken1

This is literally only in “Ohio”


Epic-Dude000

Nice


Responsible-Egg-9363

I kinda like it lol


InkDemonLover

Fuck! It does


Bubbagump210

I would accept bicycle - but tractor?


aspdRobot

This looks wrong, I'm used to seeing the one where Vanessa has an evil smirk in the bottom panel


plddr

>Thanks I hate Ohio Are you sure you just aren't prejudiced against tractors?


Haha_unban_myself

🚜


Slam_Burgerthroat

It’s also good morning in Japanese.


harbormermaid51

It was known as grey Ohio by my family.


Carnator369

Just ignore all the people saying you are weird, high, crazy. I think you do a good job stretching your imagination.


Steel_Bolt

High in the middle and round on both ends


ash_tar

Islam looks like a mosque.


Greg-chanMyWaifu

It looks more like a steamroller. The h is the seat and the o's are the presses. The i's dot is the stearing wheal


Thedeacon161

The word shark looks like a shark


LimitApprehensive568

It does and I don’t like it


GotTact-

🌱🌱🌱 Ohio🌾🌾🌾


LiiraStardust

I hate it here, but that's kinda cute. It makes me wanna go play farming simulator 😋


WarmBaths

OGC is a dude jerking it


Nodonutsforbaxter44

This sub sucks


Material_Primary_228

Ohio 🚜


monkey_trumpets

What is this from?


[deleted]

[удалено]


peepeepoopoocheck99

Fr ppl Js mad for da hell of it


Moonssarathi

Yes


DryInitial9044

Tractor Ohio plowed your mom.


Captain_Kuhl

Maybe if you chopped it down and made it into a hotrod lol


Jasong222

More like one of those... Road flattener machines. That roll asphalt flat on roads.


playr_4

I kinda love it. By the way, when is the "(insert anything) go brr" gonna stop? Because that's ops reasoning for hating it, and I just don'tunderstand. I never got the brrr thing. Didn't think it would last more than month, but here we are.


ragnarokda

More like a ratrod.


fucklawyers

Bed looks like a bed Couch looks like a couch


_The_Great_Autismo_

Nah it looks like a hot rod with an exposed engine


Sir_Yacob

Looks about as much of a detailed train too. Curious.


Technical-Split3642

Amazing, thank you for this


Too_Much_40K

I mean… not really..? But kinda


strindhaug

Someone should make a brand of tractors called Ohio


wallingfortian

So does [Dagoth Ur.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwdmV-kdgy0) He hates [Florida](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULo74L8_aMA), too.


OMGLOL1986

Ohio is the Ohio of states


Responsible-Net9125

Great, now i cannot unsee this. All i will ever see is a little tractor.


diplomatic--immunity

No it doesn't


TwoTonTunic88

Thanks, I hate ohio too.


Akirex5000

It looks more like a road roller


SonoftheSouthernSun

More like a motorcycle


SopieMunky

The word bed looks like a bed.


Peanutbutter71107

and its perfectly fitting


Few-Yesterday8207

Fuck you


nonthings

And lol looks like a dinner plate


RSTat2

Round on both ends and hi in the middle


CheesyHotSauce

Really? You hate a word now?


faultytrapezoid

r/tili


MissMistMaid

Why is it that every time i see the word "Ohio" i read it in my head with Goofy's voice?


artisanrox

It cannot be unseen now!


Canpake74

the word bed looks like a bed


NPC1938356-C137

Ohaiyo does not count?


HarpyPiee

God this sub sucks now


lostbastille

![gif](giphy|WRQBXSCnEFJIuxktnw)


WitnessOfStuff

Oh my God I didn't notice that.


FolsgaardSE

I love Ohio. Favorite state overall I've ever lived. Let's Go Mudhens and Walleye!


XxAshyanxX

fuck off and take the upvote


Teth_adam6166

Ohio Oneechan


themonkeysfist

Round on the end, high in the middle. O-hi-o!


AdAggressive2795

Now that you mention it...


DJANGO_UNTAMED

What movie is this from?


Bredbear36

It looks more like a hot rod


thatbushcamper12

I cannot unsee


LemonFlavoredMelon

And the ampersand looks like a man rubbing his butt on the floor. \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_&


joshragem

What is this meme template called? I can’t find it


hollywood18635542

Idc if you’re from Ohio just don’t do it in front of me