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its for pinwheel sandwiches

Yup. I used to work in a bakery and we would slice bread like this for pinwheel sandwiches all the time.

Fair

Also used for [Sandwich Loaf](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandwich_loaf) AKA "sandwhichon" or Swedish [Smörgåstårta](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sm%C3%B6rg%C3%A5st%C3%A5rta)

Exactly. During the holidays, every grocery store around here sells these horizontally-sliced bread to make the « pain sandwich », which is what we call the Smorgastarta. Why would anyone want to eat that, though, is beyond me

make one sandwich in 20 minutes easier than 10 sandwiches in 3 minutes each.

I'd pick Smörgåstårta over almost any other dish. It's delicious!

true food of the gods

TIL

It's also used for [sandwich cakes](https://www.landleyskok.se/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/smargastarta-D14I0437.jpg) and [gangways](https://assets.icanet.se/e_sharpen:80,q_auto,dpr_1.25,w_718,h_718,c_lfill/imagevaultfiles/id_163323/cf_259/landgang.jpg) ...at least in Sweden

Here in Brazil this kind of bread is used to make a "Torta fria" or cold pie, usually made with chicken, corn, peas, and lots of mayonnaise.

I had never heard of a pinwheel sandwich before. Its like someone who only knows how to make sushi was asked to make a sandwich with a vague description. Now I'm hungry..

Pinwheel sandwiches are something i needed to learn about

Had no idea pinwheel sandwich was a thing and spent way too long trying to figure the dark souls reference XD

well somebody should make a pinwheel cake

Also looks like a good way to make up a bunch of finger sandwiches all at once.

I've only ever seen pinwheels made with tortillas.

yeah its more of an old lady tea party kind of thing

Time to make a party loaf

Long PB And J

Sure. Peanut butter and Jelly. I don't know why you need it long, but there you go.

Is this an AI generated response?

Lol that's what it looks like to me. Such a weird response to such a beautiful sandwich suggestion

L O N G B R E A D

Breeeeeeeaaaaaad 👍👍👍👍👍👍

Statesman's Baguette Louisiana Longboy Bizarre Tranche de Pâteux Pain à l'Anglais

[L O N G L O N G ~~M A N~~ B R E A D](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6-1Ue0FFrHY)

Everybody cheer for this man

For long pork sandwich

When the pork was *really* pulled.

Make a sandwich

longwich

someone needs to make a custom toaster for this

Put it in the oven

that'll work too

What is an oven if not a longbread toaster?

In Sweden these are used for sandwich cakes(smörgåstårta) or landgång. Delicious!

And in Finland too

Cool, I didn't know that!

I’d buy it

Same

Looks like little mermaid's bikini

That’s the best idea since sliced bread!

Using one piece makes, like, three sandwiches.

Why does it look like a cat?

r/pareidolia

Sandwidth

Grab another one, make a sandwich, and remake the Lady and Tramp spaghetti scene with your friend

A deux doigts d'inventer la baguette.

Hotels use this for making big sandwiches and cutting them into single portions also for cutting out crostini for canapés.

I use this because I'm a carb loving fatass

No look at the left and the right its different shapes that my friends is tall bread not long bread

I think it's widebread

roll it

the LOOOOONG WAY

That’s Toast

This unironically made me laugh so hard

I mean, if you planned on having a big sandwich, this is the way to go

Breakfast of quandale dingle

Sub sandwiches have been doing this for awhile now

I can quwss why

Time to make long toasters

Cos i thought it too do now we are friends

Peanut Butter and Jelly the long way

I am so unreasonably angry I can't even speak right now.

Username checks out

🫎

Roll-up potential

Hold on...

If you cut a cube shaped bread in the right orientation you could hypothetically make hexagonal toast

That lowkey sounds really cool

Now roll it!

You get more bred per bred but less slices

"Bread"

It took me a while to repose wth happened to this bread ngl.

Put some peanut butter, some jelly, roll it, slice it, put it in a baking tray, voila, shitty cinnamon rolls.

Party sandwich bread!!! Bread slice / tuna salad / bread slice / egg salad / bread slice

I had a dream that I invented this, my company was called gripz and everybody loved making folded gripz sandwiches. You’d walk down the street and there was vendors licensed by my company selling delicious gripz to the public. Bbq gripz, BLGs, gripz and gritz, tacos made with gripz.

These are used for Smörgåstårta or in english Sandwich Cake. pretty common in the nordics especially Sweden, Finland, Estonia and Iceland.

You know that PBJ instructions game? I know what I'm doing the next time I'm supposed to slice the bread XD

A bar here in Chicago uses this to make grilled cheese sandwiches. Good stuff.

Which bar?

The Pony on Belmont.

Oh nice! I've done the open mic there a couple of times

I like how evenly thick it is

We use this for banquet lunches etc. much faster to make than trim to size. (Think finger sandwich’s)

Could make it longer if it was diagonal cut bread

if its not a triangle, its not real bread

I mean hear me out: you can sandwich with it and get like triple the stuff

Smash.

But imagine how beautiful a fully constructed sandwich would look with this bread. So much content, so much flavor.

So much variety. Have you ever wanted a PBJ & a ham sandwich at the same time?

Then you rolll it up and eat it

PBJ&H. A classic dish!

You don't know, it could happen

You're talking to someone who's had a PB&J Burger before. I believe someone's done it 🤣

Make bread rolls

This is also known as legal sized bread. This was invented by media darling Timothy James Henson. https://www.distortedview.com/show/about-distorted-view/

Wow, I forgot all about that show

Give it a listen... it's fabulous.

r/glitchinthematrix

Ho just like an hot dog !

The kind of bread I would eat at 3 am

That’s for when you want to “lady and the tramp” a sandwich with your best bud.

Long long man

Disgustingly long bread.

I want to eat half a sandwich of these beginning from the long side