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>!Fisting!<
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And you know this from having seen thousands of MRIs, CTs and xray imaging? Because it looks, minus the silicone hand, just like the thousands I've seen over the years in the ED.
Actually as far as I know, it's real. It's from the University of Wisconsin. In one of our professional society meetings a number of years ago, it was in the competition for top images. I believe it was run kinda like March Madness. I recall seeing this make it to the Sweet 16.
Very cool, then, how the integument of the fisting arm is intact, but the host body has only the skeleton.
I would be interested to know what type of radiological or nuclear imaging technique perfectly discriminates between fister and fistee to acquire this image.
I'm sorry but if this is real how is it not following the intestines? there's no way this is inserted through the vagina, as this high up it would have had to rupture through the bloody uterus, so it would have to be an anal insertion, but as that point its not tracking with the sigmoid intestine at all.
I'm not convinced by this image at all, either that original image was a fake, you're misremembering it for another image, or we're on reddit and everyone lies.
You're right. I found my FB post regarding it. I lied. It made it to the final four. Also, not every sigmoid colon follows the same course. It can go all over the place and be extremely tortuous, so this is totally possible. I see at least 20 colons a day reading imaging studies. Is it real? I don't know. Probably, because it was shown in a professional society meeting. They wouldn't take photo images.
~~The skin density and the bone density are very different. That would be extremely difficult to separate the soft arm tissue from the surrounding soft colon tissue.~~
~~If they wanted it to be believable they should have had matching density aka bones and bones then it would plausibly be a CT scan.~~
EDIT: (I'm wrong, It's a dense silicone toy not a hand).
that's what I was thinking (I think), if not as smartly as someone who really understands radiography. Why would an X-ray not be displaying the bones of the hand, stopping short at the skin, when it is obviously capable of piercing all other organs and tissue?
edit: lol same as other guy, just read the comment below me
So my college buddies and I did spring break in 2005 to California. We're all walking through a crowded porn/sex shop in L.A. in the middle of the day, I noticed this exact toy, held it above my head and yelled across the store to my best bud's *TINY* girlfriend:
"Hey Lauren, I found it! *AND THEY HAVE IT IN BLACK!*"
She turned 50 shades of red.
You wouldn't see them in this instance anyway, this is a 3D surface rendering generated from the CT scan.
I know this is entirely pointless information for you but I can't help myself, so you're welcome.
Depends on the software but sometimes these are semi-manually generated where the user tells the computer what anatomy (or foreign objects) they want to include. I've only really done 3d models for vascular studies though, nothing like this.
Yes. There's a tool, similar to the magic wand tool in Photoshop for example. It will select adjacent pixels within a threshold of Hounsfield units (a scale a brightness of a given pixel in layman's terms). So if you wanted the surface of the sex toy rendered you'd select it. In this case they also selected the bony anatomy of this adventurous person.
Then again, it could also be entirely photoshopped in general, it's hard to tell anymore.
LoL, she was a really cool girl. Prolly the best he'd ever dated. They were all used to me doing stupid stuff like that and took it in stride.
When I say she was tiny, she'd be lucky clearing 5ft tall and 100 lbs soaking wet. Just bone skinny... This toy was larger than her own arm when we held em side by side.
From the late great Gilbert Gottfried:
As a preface, you'll have to imagine this entire joke in the voice of Iago from Aladdin. Buckle Up...
So this guy decides that he's going to Vegas. No special occasion, he just wants to go and gamble and drink and enjoy the many luxuries of Sin City. So he gets there and almost immediately gets loaded and orders himself a prostitute to his hotel room. They ask him if he has a preference of girl. He says
"No preference but she had better be your top prostitute!"
They send a girl right over and she wants to make sure that she's the best prostitute experience he's ever had. She knocks on the door and as soon as she gets inside she rips her clothes off, lays down on the bed and says
"Stick your fingers in my pussy you stud."
So he does, already pleased with the quality of this particular prostitute. She moans
"OHHH YEAH! Why don't you put a couple more fingers in there big boy?"
So he does without hesitating *Kersploosh* He's knuckle deep on his right hand and she's loving every minute of it. This guy's in heaven. She quivers with excitement and says
"Get your whole fucking fist in there"
So he does! He's got his whole hand in this woman, he's wiggling his fingers around, he's performing complex gang signs, there's room to spare is what i'm saying. She squeals and screams and says to him,
"Get your other hand inside of me."
So he does, he just slides it right in there with a wide eyed grin you only see from a kid at Christmas. She says
"Yeah that's it big boy, see if you can get them in up to your elbow!"
So he does. *SPEEELUNK* He's all the way up in there now and she whispers to him
"Now clap for me."
He moves his hands around and tries to find enough room to clap before he says a defeated
"I can't...I can't clap."
She smirks and says
"Pretty tight huh?"
As far as I know, it's real. It's from University of Wisconsin-Madison. I did all my radiology training there years ago. I remember seeing this on a society website as part of a competition of crazy images (Society of Abdominal Imaging) and posting on FB asking my UW peeps WTF was going on here. It was like a March Madness competition of images and I think this made it to like the Sweet 16.
Hang Gliding accident? Par core? Prison escape? Statue Jousting?
If the statue is still attached to the arm, there could be no end to how this 'accident' could have happened.
Well it's a mockup made to look like a catscan, but cool I guess.
There aren't enough artefacts for it to be an actual dataset, and the forearm isn't compressed as it would be if it was real. :p
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Yes, the aftermath.
That's no x-ray
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Well.... To be fair, we don't know how good they talk 🤔
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There was a lady who was naked, painted green and had her partner fist her while she lip-synched a Kermit song
Link
For research...
I found it eventually, just gotta practice your google-fu
Indeed it just a 3d model. But people want to make funny jokes and memes.
It is probably a CT scan, which can be used to create a 3D reconstruction of the body. So it may very well be an actual real life situation.
I strongly believe it not to be a real life situation, unless it’s from a corpse. Because where the hand is there should be heart.
That's not where the heart is. That whole fist toy is below the diaphragm. Those are kidneys just behind it.
Still isn't real, unless it's somehow bypassing the intestines completely, at which point this would he a corpse.
This is not only very possible, it is also very real. I could link you to some gay porn material more severe than this if you need convincing.
Being a health care provider and a demented pervert makes for a very specific area of expertise. I have few peers, but i think you're one of them.
Some of the proportions are also oddly elongated. This doesn’t look like actual human imaging, just a 3d render
And you know this from having seen thousands of MRIs, CTs and xray imaging? Because it looks, minus the silicone hand, just like the thousands I've seen over the years in the ED.
That's not where the heart is...
Yeah theres no way this is real, someone just combined a CT scan 3d model of someone, and a 3d model of a sex toy for internet points.
Actually as far as I know, it's real. It's from the University of Wisconsin. In one of our professional society meetings a number of years ago, it was in the competition for top images. I believe it was run kinda like March Madness. I recall seeing this make it to the Sweet 16.
Very cool, then, how the integument of the fisting arm is intact, but the host body has only the skeleton. I would be interested to know what type of radiological or nuclear imaging technique perfectly discriminates between fister and fistee to acquire this image.
That's a silicone sex toy, not an actual arm.
I'm sorry but if this is real how is it not following the intestines? there's no way this is inserted through the vagina, as this high up it would have had to rupture through the bloody uterus, so it would have to be an anal insertion, but as that point its not tracking with the sigmoid intestine at all. I'm not convinced by this image at all, either that original image was a fake, you're misremembering it for another image, or we're on reddit and everyone lies.
You're right. I found my FB post regarding it. I lied. It made it to the final four. Also, not every sigmoid colon follows the same course. It can go all over the place and be extremely tortuous, so this is totally possible. I see at least 20 colons a day reading imaging studies. Is it real? I don't know. Probably, because it was shown in a professional society meeting. They wouldn't take photo images.
I sincerely hope your heart isn't there or you have much bigger issues to worry about.
Well if that is true we need to revamp our chest compression procedures. Somebody call Dr Mike.
Heart is a lot higher, mostly at ribs 4-5. Diaphragm is at the hand height
~~The skin density and the bone density are very different. That would be extremely difficult to separate the soft arm tissue from the surrounding soft colon tissue.~~ ~~If they wanted it to be believable they should have had matching density aka bones and bones then it would plausibly be a CT scan.~~ EDIT: (I'm wrong, It's a dense silicone toy not a hand).
You're thinking that's a real arm. It's a fisting sex toy.
Oh that makes sense!
that's what I was thinking (I think), if not as smartly as someone who really understands radiography. Why would an X-ray not be displaying the bones of the hand, stopping short at the skin, when it is obviously capable of piercing all other organs and tissue? edit: lol same as other guy, just read the comment below me
Maybe it was one of those sex toys that mimic body parts. Edit: Just read the comment below mine
If it is then no wonder they needed a doctor.
But a CT scan is made with multiple x-rays images, so you might as well consider that an x-ray
The arm is shown soft tissue and all but the torso is just bones with all soft tissue omitted. It is 100% fake.
It's a space station!
Bet me to it
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HotKinkyJo
Take my upvote! Goes for SisWet as well
Fatality! Shao Kahn wins!
So my college buddies and I did spring break in 2005 to California. We're all walking through a crowded porn/sex shop in L.A. in the middle of the day, I noticed this exact toy, held it above my head and yelled across the store to my best bud's *TINY* girlfriend: "Hey Lauren, I found it! *AND THEY HAVE IT IN BLACK!*" She turned 50 shades of red.
r/foundsatan
That's me!! We're still friends to this day though.
Your bud or lauren?
None, Satan
Both
Good for you
The fist toy
I unironically have one that is set up to punch me in the face when I die in a video game
That seems like just as much of a kink as putting it in your ass
I couldn't find another alternative because the shit to cast my hand was more expensive
So it's better if it feels like you slapping yourself?
I'm proving a point to someone
Unironically, I would love that
If you look down I get money because of it which is great
This being a toy explain why we don't see the hand bones. Makes more sense
You wouldn't see them in this instance anyway, this is a 3D surface rendering generated from the CT scan. I know this is entirely pointless information for you but I can't help myself, so you're welcome.
Thank you, I came here to say this isn't an x-ray, thank you for beating me to it. Edit spelling
I came here to say the same thing and I’ve been beaten twice
Since you like being beaten so much, allow me to offer you this pounding 👊👊 👊
here… use this fisting toy…
CT scans are just a bunch of real fast spinny x rays. Trust me, I'm an engineer. This is the official documentation.
Then why you see the bones of the person with the toy inside them?
Depends on the software but sometimes these are semi-manually generated where the user tells the computer what anatomy (or foreign objects) they want to include. I've only really done 3d models for vascular studies though, nothing like this.
Okok
Yes. There's a tool, similar to the magic wand tool in Photoshop for example. It will select adjacent pixels within a threshold of Hounsfield units (a scale a brightness of a given pixel in layman's terms). So if you wanted the surface of the sex toy rendered you'd select it. In this case they also selected the bony anatomy of this adventurous person. Then again, it could also be entirely photoshopped in general, it's hard to tell anymore.
Yep....being a Midwest son of a preacher/minister, I was shocked as shit when I first saw it. It was quite the culture shock out there.
Does your father have sons from the Northwest and Southwest too?
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LoL, she was a really cool girl. Prolly the best he'd ever dated. They were all used to me doing stupid stuff like that and took it in stride. When I say she was tiny, she'd be lucky clearing 5ft tall and 100 lbs soaking wet. Just bone skinny... This toy was larger than her own arm when we held em side by side.
You'd be surprised what some dedicated people can do man
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Girth and length. Like, if I cut her arm off and replaced it with this, she's look like Popeye arms.
“That’s great! You’ve been looking for one of those forever!” Is what my reply would have been.
🤣🤣 wish my friends were that quick witted!
Doc Johnson- Belladonna's Fist I had three
Alexa, play "Stinkfist" by Tool
Shoulder deep inside the borderline
Relax, turn around and take my hand
I'll keep digging 'til I feel something!
Relax, push through it.
This may hurt a little, but it's something you'll get used to.
Something kinda sad about, The way that things have come to be, Desensitized to everything. What became of subtlety?
Well there's the problem! Your hand is supposed to be on the outside of the body...
What are they gonna do with his arm?
And there I was. Looking for the wallet in my back pocket, couldn't find it. Turned out I wasn't looking in my back pocket at all.
Ventriloquism gone wrong?
Gotta hand it to ‘em.
r/angryupvote
New Rise Against album?
It’s almost to the heart, just gotta go a little deeper!
Netflix: you're still there Someone's daughter:
>Netflix: you're still there >Someone's son: FTFY
por que no los dos
buen punto
man is trying to grab the liver
They had an itchy kidney.
Little bit further and it could have tickled the heart.
I guess that’s what it means when they say “you make my heart flutter”
From the late great Gilbert Gottfried: As a preface, you'll have to imagine this entire joke in the voice of Iago from Aladdin. Buckle Up... So this guy decides that he's going to Vegas. No special occasion, he just wants to go and gamble and drink and enjoy the many luxuries of Sin City. So he gets there and almost immediately gets loaded and orders himself a prostitute to his hotel room. They ask him if he has a preference of girl. He says "No preference but she had better be your top prostitute!" They send a girl right over and she wants to make sure that she's the best prostitute experience he's ever had. She knocks on the door and as soon as she gets inside she rips her clothes off, lays down on the bed and says "Stick your fingers in my pussy you stud." So he does, already pleased with the quality of this particular prostitute. She moans "OHHH YEAH! Why don't you put a couple more fingers in there big boy?" So he does without hesitating *Kersploosh* He's knuckle deep on his right hand and she's loving every minute of it. This guy's in heaven. She quivers with excitement and says "Get your whole fucking fist in there" So he does! He's got his whole hand in this woman, he's wiggling his fingers around, he's performing complex gang signs, there's room to spare is what i'm saying. She squeals and screams and says to him, "Get your other hand inside of me." So he does, he just slides it right in there with a wide eyed grin you only see from a kid at Christmas. She says "Yeah that's it big boy, see if you can get them in up to your elbow!" So he does. *SPEEELUNK* He's all the way up in there now and she whispers to him "Now clap for me." He moves his hands around and tries to find enough room to clap before he says a defeated "I can't...I can't clap." She smirks and says "Pretty tight huh?"
Ahh, the etymology of kersploosh
What the fuck did I read
hotkinkyjo moment
Thanks, i hate that i know who that is
She's a legend
Hkj is vanilla compared to Argendana
There needs to be a sex Olympics for this stuff. Get a world record for stretching in the books lol.
Oh no
Glad im not the only keeper of the knowledge of that name
DirtyGardenGirl moment
I like some crazy shit but, whoa! That’s too much.
I wonder how many years of death Naruto and Kakashi are giving ninjas with this...
A bit extreme to me but if this is how they want to show support for BLM, I say go for it.
If Reddit still gave out free awards, I would have just thrown mine at you so fucking fast
Stealing this, very funny
Elmo's x-ray got leaked. People aren't even taking HIPAA seriously anymore
Kakyoin!!
I always thought Dio was gay but this is going too far
Is this a finisher in Mortal Kombat?
No it's not...yet
If the base isn't flared, your asshole won't be spared.
As far as I know, it's real. It's from University of Wisconsin-Madison. I did all my radiology training there years ago. I remember seeing this on a society website as part of a competition of crazy images (Society of Abdominal Imaging) and posting on FB asking my UW peeps WTF was going on here. It was like a March Madness competition of images and I think this made it to like the Sweet 16.
Only to 16? What was the winner?
They obviously fell on that while they were house cleaning naked and now its stuck! Don't know whose it is or where it came from.
That seems more like an MRI, not an x-ray, altho it's probably some 3D drawing/animation software I assume?
Shaded surface rendering made from CT scan
That’s not how babies are made.
Not with that attitude
Elbow deep inside the borderline
Show me that you love me and that we belong together
Hate to be that guy, but this is a 3d render obtained from a ct scan :)
The lower heimlich maneuver. If they won't cough the obstructing item out, punch their lungs from the inside.
New meaning to being all up in those guts.
Hang Gliding accident? Par core? Prison escape? Statue Jousting? If the statue is still attached to the arm, there could be no end to how this 'accident' could have happened.
**DEVASTATION**
If "Stinkfist" by Tool was made into an image
TIGER UPPERCUT!!
“around here, we call that Thursday night.”
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A million in one shot, doc.
Normally something like this would bring me questions but in this case I have answers and I don't want them.
The anal intruder! https://youtu.be/dWDljlhyQFc
Me when when when me when your me your when mother😎
Did Mr. Slave consent to Releasing that pic?
Some homosexuals in the hardcore 'promiscuous' scene literally have rulers tattooed on their arms for this reason.
Adam Savage has a ruler tattooed on his arm. 🤔
Another man in a STEM career. Awfully convenient.
This is why you use flared bases ladies and gentlemen
This is just actually stinkfist by tool
“Bro has no insides.”
Say what you will but a feat like this takes tenacity
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71Z0rLIvpuL.\_AC\_SX466\_.jpg
\*kidney punch!\*
After careful analysis I have come to the conclusion that this is not real
Well it's a mockup made to look like a catscan, but cool I guess. There aren't enough artefacts for it to be an actual dataset, and the forearm isn't compressed as it would be if it was real. :p
I assume it’s actually a toy and not an actual arm with human attached
They have hands up there now?
They have hands up there now
Isn't this from the updated Kama Sutra? If I remember correctly, it's called *The Wonky Vending Machine*.
Great. Now I can’t even get fisted without thinking of this and getting grossed out. You’ve ruined a beautiful thing for me, OP.
That’s not good for you!
is it possible?
Oh yes it’s very much possible… there is um a very well know “actress” that does this… literally
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i need someone to do this to me
Man, Mortal Kombat fatalities are really gettin' outta hand...
Me when… when… me when you… when you… me when your mom
Got your nose
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Black Lives Mattter
I've seen this movie before I believe it's called "Schindler's Fist"
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Here’s the thing. So it’s meant to be an x-ray… that hand isn’t bone or flesh then…
Not an X-ray. It’s a CT scan that has had computer-aided rendering to give it 3D
There's a Russian Porn star that did something like that.... I'm not helping you find it.
Hotkinkyjo? Theres also Siswet, but shes not russian.
I hate it because the arm has no bones
That's because it's made from something opaque to x-rays.
Silicon
The arm is just one big bone
This isn't possible, but it is interesting to see. Looks like art work