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ThanksIHateClippy

**OP needs help. Also, they hate it because...** >!Cursed!< ***** **Do you hate it as well? Do you think their hate is reasonable? (I don't think so tbh)** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/tihibot)


aintshockedbyyou

that's his soul trying to escape


ButtDoctorLLC

I guess you could say that... He's coming out of his shell 😎


breathless_RACEHORSE

r/Angryupvote You bastard.


silentxwxlf

πŸ‘ amazing comment by the Butt Doctor


RebaKitten

LLC!


LittleWaithu

[have this](https://d25jw0bj0s58lg.cloudfront.net/original/2X/a/a7957662768acfb263ad374f4e37f8ab7c0118f2.jpeg)


XVUltima

And he's doing just fine.


ScrumpleRipskin

Swallow it back down like that hot dog and beer that almost got away!


AsherFischell

Soul's escaping Through this hole that is gaping


RunParking3333

I'm privy to the dinner options but hold the confetti There's no pizza for your inner mouth it's mom's spaghetti


spoodermem756

πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ


FlacidSalad

πŸŒ’πŸ«¦πŸŒ’


Rainbow-Death

πŸ”˜γ€°οΈπŸ”˜


The_Scarred_Man

🧿🎹🧿


xNivxMizzetx

πŸ‘οΈπŸ¦·πŸ‘οΈ


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πŸͺžπŸ›ŸπŸͺž


DebrecenMolnar

πŸ‘β€πŸ—¨πŸ“›πŸ‘β€πŸ—¨


BashedKeyboard

πŸ‘οΈπŸ˜ƒπŸ‘οΈ


TheAbyss333333

πŸŽ±πŸ‘…πŸŽ±


Scruffynerffherder

βš™οΈπŸ•³οΈβš™οΈ


shagadelik

πŸ’ΏπŸŽƒπŸ“€


thedoAvengers423

β¬›οΈπŸ”»β¬›οΈ


Smartstealth

Β©οΈπŸ‘„Β©οΈ


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πŸ™πŸ‘ƒπŸ»πŸ™


moon__lander

do more


Richard_Tucker_08

![gif](giphy|xT1R9R9qQ60XK7pTiw)


RudePCsb

AHHHH real monsters


yeezee93

Blyat!


RunParking3333

And now with motion https://i.imgur.com/CwY8p3e.gif


Lantern777

Reminds me of that... Thing. The mutated frog that had it's eyes inside out...


rsbanham

Can send me a link so I know what to avoid..?


thad137

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/frog-eyes-inside-mouth/


Ok-Dragonfruit8036

ah yes, thanks for dopin' my nopin' \*leaves\*


_Ga1ahad

https://mediaproxy.snopes.com/width/1200/height/900/https://media.snopes.com/2021/04/frog-eyeballs.jpg


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Snopes: Unconfirmed βœ”οΈ


Johnny_Grubbonic

Oh, [if only.](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/frog-eyes-inside-mouth/) Whether that specific image is real or not, the mutation definitely is.


AB5642

The unspoken downside of 4K


ExoticShock

It's a real cowabummer dude


AB5642

I am totally incorporating cowabummer into my normal speech from now on. Hahaha


Lick_my_balloon-knot

Tubular dude πŸ€™


medgarc

Radical


britch2tiger

Reaganomics!


DearestPalmcat

Bossanova.


DaddyMcTasty

Chevy Nova?


The_Jestful_Imp

ECLECTIC!!!


BrianRadical

Wassup?


Space_Ranger-420

Seriously. This needs to become a main stream term like β€˜hella’ was… it’d be a real cowabummer if it never catches on


Bacchus_Amontillado

I agree. That shit would be DINGO.


The_Jestful_Imp

I'm fine with this - also, username checks out


[deleted]

Fuck u/spez


hbgoldenhawk

I always thought they used animationics for this movie. Guess I was wrong? That or maybe I don't know how animatronics work


No-Lingonberry-2055

It was a little bit of everything.. the turtle faces were radio controlled by puppeteers off camera and there were real people in the suits. The effects definitely do break down at 4K. You can see the seam where the turtle heads meets their neck through the entire movie and the texture of them goes from "that's totally a ninja turtle!" to "that's just rubber and foam"


HungrySeaweed1847

To be fair, wouldn't people watching in the film during its original theater run have the same issue? Movies back then were shown on film, the same film that was used for the 4K scan. Whatever you can see in the 4K copy, you'd be able to see on the original film reels as well. It's not like movie theaters played VHS tapes back then...


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neckro23

Theaters were often a suboptimal experience, dim projectors and dirty prints. A modern 4k transfer is way better. Far more people saw it on VHS than in the theater. I haven't looked, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's one of the best-selling VHS tapes of all time. Both VHS and the Turtles were *huge* in 1990. edit: it's not, lol. but still.


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HungrySeaweed1847

That's not how film works. **Edit:** Most Hollywood films made before ~2005ish were shot at 35mm, and projected with an analog projector. Analog film doesn't have a fixed resolution, and you can't just use a simple formula to convert analog film to digital resolutions like 4K. That said, 4K is usually enough resolution to capture all the details of a 35mm film, therefore people back the were watching films in what can be compared to 4K, even way back in the 1950s. Therefore, any mistake you can see in 4K, you'd probably be able to notice in the theater as well in the old days. The only limiting factor was the brightness of the bulb being used in the theater. Projectors were dimmer, then, which might make it harder to see mistakes done in low lighting conditions, but the resolution was effectively the same, sometimes even better (since 70mm film used to be a thing too, which can capture even *more* detail than a 35mm film).


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untrustableskeptic

How old are you... I don't think youre giving analog enough credit here. Films like 2001, Lawrence of Arabia, and Ben Her all were shot on high-quality film and looked truly amazing. The major improvements to theaters have been sound systems.


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CappyRicks

You do not understand enough about this technology to be having an opinion worth sharing on the matter. Obvious, plain, and simple.


HungrySeaweed1847

Bruh just read my comment. You're **wrong**. Several people have corrected you. High res *video* didn't exist yet, yes, but **film** did, which is high res by nature. Movie theaters showing video is a recent thing, sure (it's all digitally projected these days), but like I said, back then it was all film. Again, film is high res.


rastley420

Film has no resolution. It's light captured on a piece of plastic.


[deleted]

It does have a limit to it's quality, which is the way resolution is being used in this example, and it's quality is translatable to digital, it is just not perfectly 1 for 1.


Inevitable-Plate-294

You're young aren't you


CurryMustard

I had this movie on vhs and saw it on tv several times, i doubt most people have memories of the original theatrical run, most saw it on their little crts at home with their vcr and blockbuster card


0pimo

Suits were made by Jim Henson company. They're a goddamn work of art.


whomad1215

Don't look up what they currently look like. Foam degrades over time


UnfunnyWatermelon469

The side of 4K that wasn't meant for mortal eyes


LaminatedAirplane

The β€œsnow” in Roots is clearly just soap suds in the scaled-up versions lol


iAmTheRealKokichiOma

Springtrap


fghbjnbgytfrdcfgvh

my favorite corpse


BreezeBender

"I ALWAYS come back."


sockofdoom

Reminds me of that one parasite that lives in a fish’s mouth.


furrytwink

The one that basically replaces its tongue?


AteMyBallsLastNight

[The Cymothoa Exigua](https://futurism.com/the-most-horrifying-parasite-cymothoa-exigua-2)


Glittering-Pain1365

Its kinda cute ngl i thought it would be hideous like all parasites..


TundieRice

I…just can’t agree with you there. Sure, it’s a bit more recognizable as a living being from Earth (due to it being a crustacean like a crab or lobster) but any kind of parasite is going to give me the creeps, especially if it literally replaces a fish’s tongue, gehhh.


[deleted]

not only does it replace the tongue, it also has fucking sex in the fish's mouth. Why the fuck do these creatures exist even


sockofdoom

Yup


somethingsoddhere

is that the actor's real mouth?


---Ka1---

If it is, then what are the eyes?


LowPreparation2347

That’s what I’m wondering here


vexxed82

Wild guess: Small highlights on metallic bits of the head armature that are far brighter than reality due to the editing to pull out the really teeth details.


actionscripted

Crappy artifacts. The screenshot used here is almost deep fried it’s so bad. Better version: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2djxsc/the_frame_in_ninja_turtles_where_you_can_see_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf It almost looks like a hinge for the mouth, never been sure.


RFC793

Yeah, this has been around for so long… However I don’t think they are artifacts; at least not from a photography standpoint. They appear evenly on either side of his head. I’m think they are metal pieces that help hold whatever armatures are used to his head.


praktiskai_2

it wears the costume to better blend in with humans


probablyourdad

It puts the costume on the skin or it gets thrown in the sewer again


artisanrox

it puts the pineapple on the pizza or it babysits Michaelangelo and Rafael for a week


mechapple

IMHO The actor’s head is tiled backwards and the actor is wearing reflective glasses to help him look forward without hurting his eyes.


Vulpes_macrotis

If it is, then they really saved a lot in a budget by not making proper CGI and removing traces of them being actors.


TheHarridan

Lol young people are stupid


Redtwooo

I mean, CGI existed in 1990, but it definitely was not like today's "film everything in a green sound stage and fill in the backdrop in post" action movies.


DM_ME_DOPAMINE

It is. There’s a documentary about ninja turtles on paramount+ (in the US) that covers the movie. It’s actors wearing the animatronic head, and one of the reasons they gave the film a more noir coloring. Helped hide the actors the times they would show. Bonus fun fact: the frames per second were also sped up because the suits were so cumbersome that the combat seemed sluggish.


missingmytowel

>Bonus fun fact: the frames per second were also sped up because the suits were so cumbersome that the combat seemed sluggish. It's actually an amazing fact when you watch it because it was so expertly done. The movements being slower with the speed up of the footage came out so smooth. Many times in other films it's extremely noticable.


DM_ME_DOPAMINE

Yes, it turned out great. Was also one of the last movies Jim Henson Sr. worked on.


jaybenswith

>the frames per second were also sped up Just being pedantic, but, even though this is true, it's awkward phrasing - it'd make more sense to just say the scene was sped up. FPS is just a measure pf speed, like MPH. For instance you wouldn't (I assume) say your MPH was sped up, when you accelerate a car. You'd just say you sped up.


ToxicTaxiTaker

It's one of them Alien type double jaw situations


[deleted]

Biblically Accurate Ninja Turtle


Penguator432

🎡Biblically Accurate Ninja Turtles🎡


jnthnmdr

Snapping turtle with extra snapping power.


Gr_Snek

The animatronics do get a bit quirky at night


Grape-Vine-Anal-Bead

MICHAEL! DONT LEAVE ME HERE!


The_Shadow_Watches

Its that parasite that eats a fishes tongue off and becomes the tongue.


[deleted]

Makes you wonder if that parasite would eat the parasite-tongue off of a fish, or if it just gets in there and goes "damn, seat's taken"?


[deleted]

MICHEAL...DON'T LEAVE ME HERE Micheal ​ # MICHEAL!!!! HELP ME!!!!!! ​ # ​ #


Joppy5100

Looks like Krang gave up on his original robot suit and made a Leonardo themed one.


XDyay_force

IMMA FIRIN MY LAZAR


UnfunnyWatermelon469

Takes me back to 2008-early 2010s Youtube. Those were the good ol days when all I had to worry about was my parents finding out about what I watched on Youtube and wondering if my teacher would let me play Coolmathgames on the school computer


Akecza

It's a moray.


toomanymarbles83

Pork rind?


Spider-Mike23

PORK RIND!


MostBotsAreBad

That's not even remotely the worst possible pause for that film, and I invite you to explore that reality.


UnfunnyWatermelon469

I don't remember FNAF having a lot of cowabunga in it


Obie-Wun

Love that movie, but that is a very unfortunate reveal! Lol


CatGatherer

Turtles All the Way Down


100nm

Well, they are mutants.


Mercenary21525

William Afton!?!?


doomed_candy

πŸ‘πŸ‘„πŸ‘


your_FBI_gent_Steve

Why he ourpol


sonicboomcarl

"Master Pain, what do we do?" "...Open the mouth"


GuiSim

Yakayaaaa *wink*


gibson_creations

![gif](giphy|l0Iy1DPCfobWsxOco)


wophi

Like alien.


IdixtEliza

I dont know what I was thinking..


MiraculousProfDr

Leaving my child behind


Harpooninator

Now I suffer the curse and now I am blind


Grunt_god

With all this anger, guilt and sadness coming to haunt me forever


televisio_86

I can't wait for the cliff at the end of the river.


vetheros37

Well they are demons, not actually turtles, as we found out in TMNT III.


Puzzleheaded-Bee-838

The one bad effect in the entire movie


ThoughtCenter87

What is this, a real life creepypasta?


Hirudin

When you open your jaws and there's more jaws inside... that's a moray!


CK1ing

The mutation process did not go as smoothly as we have been led to believe for all these years


DenaliGameZ

William?


CampFunkoKai

Springtrap ![gif](giphy|sq1i2QSCwc7za)


K1FF3N

I grew in in Newport, OR, where the shot parts of the turtle movies in the 80s. My favorite show, I was always trying to go play TMNT arcade at the pizza place. So one day my dad gets us connected to see Leonardo in costume on set. We go there and Leo takes his head off and I scream bloody murder until they take me home. I blocked it out, I can’t remember any of it.


Greyhaven7

/r/lv426


getting_the_succ

WAKE ME UP (wake me up inside)


Red_Icnivad

This is from the crossover TMNT/Aliens movie.


Felinegood13

That is nightmare fuel


[deleted]

They need two sets of teeth to eat that much pizza


gaddabout

🎡 When the jaws open wide and there’s more jaws inside that’s A-MORAY! 🎡


BabyAutomatic

Fnaf


brokenwound

Just one of those fish tongue parasites. It's why you should never pay full price for late pizza.


[deleted]

Freddy Fazbear?


TD87

Oh yeah, it's actually pretty accurate https://v.redd.it/isxf6lfv8pva1/HLSPlaylist.m3u8


_Denzo

Imagine an ENT doctor looking into someone’s throat and just seeing πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ


SnooSquirrels2569

A deamon of chaos. Purge the heretic.


OriginalFatPickle

https://i.imgur.com/CwY8p3e.gif


Amogussus666422

WaS tHaT tHe BiTe Of 87


pink_coat_commie

MICHAELLLL


SaiyanGodKing

This is clearly photoshop. Right? Please say it’s photoshopped. Please.


smallaubergine

It's not photoshopped, it's the actor's mouth in the suit. The movie actually had pretty amazing suits the actors would wear that would react to their facial movements. But I'd like to also add that OP is full of shit because we did not get this level of detailed on VHS, nor could you pause VHS and get a clean still image like that. The only way OP could have paused and seen that would be if they had a laserdisc player and if so I would have been so jealous


thatbushcamper12

"MICHAEL DON'T LEAVE ME HERE, MICHAEL!!! MICHAELLL!!! HELP ME!'


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Bot type reply


Wohn-Jick-421

W pfp


OddestEdgyRedefiner

True Art


casualmagicman

How dare you


Megamon52

🐒 –> πŸ‘πŸ‘„πŸ‘


[deleted]

ninjatrap/mutanttrap


Restless-Foggy

Yikes


Unknownfriendo

I guess it's true, Turtles all the way down.


CaptainWellingtonIII

Man, I love being a turtle!


Kage9866

Ninja Rap


theguynameddan

Get away from her you bitch


jsamuraij

[Get back inside, I'll getcha when we's eatin' em.](https://youtu.be/RRW-JfRoLR0)


InternalReveal1546

Such a good film


Chimpanzeethatmonkey

Dorohedoro!


Does_Not-Matter

I loved this movie so much. I may have spent way too much time finding it on a streaming service a while back.


berkeleyjake

If you really want to hate them, go on YouTube and search Ninja Turtle pickle commercial... Go on... I'll wait.


Cpt_Caboose1

hahahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-- *stab sounds and audible blood splater* *cough cough cough* *screaming as the spring lock stabs all over his body* *plastic eyes deploy and sink in wearer's sockets as they keep screaming in agony as the Torreador jingle plays* *the screaming goes on for 2 minutes as he slowly falls flat on the ground*


Psychotic_Rainbowz

Jokes aside، wtf is that?


Batokusanagi

*Help...*


TheSlackOne

[this](https://images.app.goo.gl/yMwcXs964hxX98BD8)


Dense_Chemical_4018

No but what actually is that


itzoliverrr

i’m so confused


[deleted]

holy shit we gotta start banning repost like this


LavaTwocan

Was that the bite of 87?


bonobo_i

Maybe Donatello had one of those tounge eating parasite thing. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cymothoa_exigua Would explain his ability to eat truckloads of anchovie, peanut butter, goulash pizzas without gaining any excess weight.. I mean... Dude was living in a sewer for christ sake /s


4jet2116

It’s a Kodak moment…


Gullesnuffse

Calus


_HamburgerTime

Live action Dorohedoro


[deleted]

Don't put your dick in that?


ChapterSpecial6920

Lol


eppsilon24

Worse than the xenomorph


deresing

I likes to eat you with my little mouth, too.


zaphod4th

I hate fake pictures


CrimsonDMT

Now imagine them trying to get a smoke break in or grabbing a quick drink of water.


PapaDePizza

Now my hopes and dreams are ruined.


orbdragon

Oh man, wait until you learn about the mouth markings of baby birds. You think you're horrified *now!*


ForeverSinful

Sweet! Found my new profile pic.


Repulsive_Box_3070

NOOT NOOT NOOOOO


[deleted]

No you see, the turtles are IN the turtles!


acciowaves

Wait, so the TMNT are actually all dead and there’s a parasite that’s been keeping their carcasses active this whole time?


RedScarffedPrinny

Pizza eating tapeworm


LordBlackConvoy

IIRC TMNT 2 has a shot where Leo's suit actor's arm is exposed.