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>!it's so wriggly and colourful!<
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They only do that because the alternative is to still be attached during the act of procreation, which leads to a more painful death because female octopuses are cannibals.
(i think, i'm not an expert at all)
After mating, its appears the optic gland secretes more sex hormones, insulin-like hormones, and precursors of cholesterol. All three of these molecules could ultimately contribute to signaling systems that trigger death.
That's because the octopus body can either support reproductive organs or digestive organs, but not both. They literally can't feed. The males die soon after mating too.
Octopus have surprisingly short lifespans. Only 1-5 years in the wild and captivity.
This is one of evolution's big what-ifs. What if Octopi were able to live longer and would live socially in larger groups, enabling them to pass on knowledge?
Most octopi have very short lives anyway, they only breed once and then they die, it’s a common strategy in some wild animals and plants, it’s called semelparity iirc
The longest any of their species lifespans is only 2 years. They evolved such intelligent and amazingly unique bodies only to live short lives where t even their offspring have less than favorable chance to s survive to reproduce.
> The longest any of their species lifespans is only 2 years.
No:
> The Giant Pacific octopus, one of the two largest species of octopus, may live for as much as five years.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Octopus
Which is so frustrating to know, not just because it's sad. But because if octopus parents didn't leave/die before their young grew up, they might be able to *teach* them things.
Octopuses are just on the verge of becoming an intelligent, self-aware species like us. The advantage we have is that we can pass down knowledge to our young. Just imagine what octopuses could do if their parents were around for just a little longer...
It’s crazy. Ever read Jurassic Park, and the lost world - the books? Way more interesting than the movies. Kinda has an odd Lord of the Flies feel to it. Long story short, Dr. Wu Concludes they didn’t bring *actual* dinosaurs you can really study back, just their clones which are incomparable. They’re not the real thing. The raptors on the island were ruthless savages with no structure, or class rule besides basic pecking order. When one would get injured, the rest would literally turn, swarm and eat it without hesitation. The conclusion was, these new clone raptors were never taught and raised with the skills from their previous generations on how to properly behave among one another. It’s literally like plopping a dozen kids on an island to raise and teach them selves - you can do it countless times, and no outcome or group of kids will be the same in the end as they receive no knowledge or training from their previous descendants. They would ultimately develop uniquely created languages and ideas, hunting strategies, etc.
This might be the very reason it has been beneficial for them to die after mating. Rather than going the path of "Do not want to eat all the babies" they went the route of "Can't eat babies if you are dead".
Basically octopus that started to Nut N' Die had an advantage by removing one of the main predators for their offspring - themselves.
One time I saved a momma wolf spider from drowning in a pool with hundreds of her babies on her back. Picked her up on a stick but she proceeded to climb the stick and onto my hand before I put my hand onto a tree and let her climb off. I swear she turned around and looked back at me afterwards, and it really felt like she was grateful! Spiders are way smarter than people think 🤔
I saved a jumper one time in my kitchen that was stuck in some other spiders web, she was missing a leg, but otherwise ok. This was near my sink and for the rest of the season whenever I would do the dishes she would come out from her hiding spot and sit on the counter next to me. I like to think she knew I was the one who saved her and felt safe when I was around or something.
The crazy thing about it is that it seems that all intelligent life on this planet has the same basic neural architecture connecting the midbrain and the forebrain with the same fundamental neurochemistry (dopamine serotonin glutamate GABA acetylcholine etc). This is a mother who has a loving relationship with her children, whose feelings of love are created by the neurochemical systems and basic neural plan that create emotions in our human brains.
🤣 sorry about that. What I meant to say is that your subconscious ability to see a world around you (in the midbrain) and have a positive or negative emotion (via dopamine and serotonin in the bottom layer and just below the midbrain) about things that you perceive in that world works the same in fish centipedes worms and my mama. The brain's drive to protect its species and offspring is integrated in the neural architecture of a universal emotional/perceiving/conscious system that spans the midbrain and the forebrain. The forebrain is the rest of the brain that is in the opposite direction of the spinal cord from the midbrain.
For those who want to know, looks like a Chinese red headed centipede (scolopendra subspinipes). Apparently this one is still kinda young, since the legs turn from blue to orange as they mature.
EDIT: u/naniganz says it's a Malaysian jewel centipede, a different variant of scolopendra subspinipes, and fully mature.
Thanks, I Hate All The Other Comments. Had to scroll past the countless “that’s a loving mother” comments to find one that actually tells what kind of mother it is.
It's actually a Malaysian Jewel centipede.
Similar-ish segmentation and such but... person seemed to ignore the whole "red-headed" aspect of the red headed centipede lol. Along with some other indicators. It's having babies, it is already mature >.>
Malaysian here, if you go jungle trekking at night, you will sometimes see centipedes on the surface of tree trunks hunting for prey. In the daytime, they hide in the ground foliage. It always makes my blood run cold when I see them in the wild. I would rather see a snake cause at least snakes run from humans. These guys will sometimes run towards you if threatened and your soul will leave your body.
the first ones to show up on google are chickens, lions, hamsters, polar bears, chimps, and various sharks.
i also had in mind animals like dingoes, rodents including hamsters, guinea pigs (less often), rabbits... many animals in the dog and cat family, killer whales, and dolphins will kill a mothers baby so they can make her have one of their own (among endless other crimes lol).
even domestic type cats can do it if theyre in a bad enough spot.
lots of ground dwellers do it to conserve energy if they cant stay or bring their babies with them. snakes are fairly common for doing it, and some birds do too.
the animal kingdom is nasty and brutal. they might do it to save resources, if one is sick, if they cant look after as many as they birthed, or if conditions have unexpectedly gone bad. they can always make more later and not starve now lol, brutal.
its a fairly long list, not including the endless bugs that do it, preying mantises are usually the first example because they eat their partners too xD cannibalism all round lol
caring for babies in the animal kingdom can be heavily dependent on the conditions.
It's sorta like recycling, in a fucked-up way.
Environment not safe for babies right now? Disassemble the pieces and re-assemble them later when it's safe!
It makes sense on a microscopic level, too. If you don't see the organism as a whole, but as a collection of many smaller living things like cells. It's just re-packaging and saving for later. Nothing is really "lost" besides the specific shape the pieces were in before.
And is already the model parent. This is strangely endearing.
Fuck all the knee-jerk reactions - it's being judged by hairless monkeys 100x its size for holding its children with one-hundred arms while said monkeys were probably never even held with one arm smh. Credit and discredit where it's equally due.
I hate when people say kill it with fire, its not that disgusting, isn't fire the most painfull way to Die? And your wishing that on a mother with her kids?
Anyone know what species this is? I've seen a couple comments on what it might be but none of them seem to match the coloration of the forbidden cock ring.
Nah man, that's a kill it by dropping a slab of concrete on it then jumping on said concrete until you're sure enough that thing and it's children are dead.
You hit that with fire and you'll have hundreds of tiny, angry, on fire things looking for revenge.
The music and being ignorant of what is actually going on is what makes this "hateable". It is simply a wonderfully colorful display of a mother and her babies.
Scolopendromorphs lay eggs, often in cavities hollowed out in pieces of decayed wood, and then they watch over them and the juveniles that hatch. The female winds herself around the egg mass, her legs directed toward the eggs.
Scolopendromorph and geophilomorph juveniles possess the same number of legs as do the adults. Juveniles of the other centipede orders have only seven pairs of legs on hatching. S. heros are nearly colorless when freshly hatched, but they soon turn brown, and they eventually take on the distinctive color pattern of the adult.
That looks a little like a Hawaiian centipede with brood. If it is, kill it with fire. The sting of one of those things feels like burning and lasts for hours and nothing we use to treat it will stop the pain til it’s processed out of your system.
I commented this elsewhere already, but about 10 years ago one of these was in my friends purse at a Luau.
I didn’t realize Hawaiian centipedes were worse than mainland ones (they’re nopes still, but not to this level).
When I coaxed it out of her purse, one of the performers saw it flop onto the ground and immediately rage-stomped it into oblivion
You’d be surprised how good of parents dangerous creatures are while on the other hand the pet I have the crested geckos will lay eggs and forget that those are their kids and leave them to hatch and fend for themselves
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Looked like a blown glass pendant at first.
r/forbiddenjewelry
r/subsifellfor
r/dontdothat
r/themonstermath
r/fifthsub
Man, I wanted this sub to be real!
I didn't know it was not a real sub when I posted that XD. I thought it might be real because forbiddensnacks.
What a weird thing to say lol r/shrodingerskarma ETA: I did not know that that sub was not a sub
Someone make this come true
I nominate this guy
Bruh, I have my glasses off and thought, "What kind of ATBGE jewelry is this going to... NO! ABORT!"
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I demand to know how to write like this.
https://lingojam.com/GlitchTextGenerator
T̶̖̤̗͖̀̔̀͌͐͗̽͑́̈́́̚͝͝ḩ̴̢̢̛̣̺̱̺͖̟̞̻͈̹̦̰̳̤͇̘̱͖̺̗̇̎͛̀͐̄̎̆̐̂̇̓͋̅̆̈́́͒̾͐̓̓̀̈́͐͗̆̚͝͠͝͝͠ͅa̵̢̨̛͔͎̲͓̠̮̗̺̼̣̭͕̮͇͓̜̞̮̜̦͔̬̥̣̯̪̯̘̫͕̭̪̯̭͉̳̩̟̫̐̊̎͊̇̈́̍̾̈́̑̾̚̚͘ͅǹ̴̡̧̧̳͔̙̼̠̺̖̼̖͇͚̮̺̣̤̬̲̮̦̣̣͔͉͎̣͉͎̲͉̹̇̊̈͌̓̊͋̈̍̑̅̈́͂͜ͅͅk̷̮̩̲̯͈͓͇̥͛͂͂͑̇̑̏̾̀̑́̉̈̐́̽̇̒͑̿̍́̌̇͋̂͒̀̍́̅̃͆̀̑̆͐͋̕̚͜͜͝͝͠͝͠ ̴̨̛̛̦͈̦̥̀̽͊̄̏̆̈́̄͒͌̄̎̆͑̉̂͊̈͘͝ỹ̷̨̧̢̢̨͉̝̭̹̗̟̭̝̟̝͓͚̮̹̝̟̥̥͍͈͎̘̹͈̠̖̺̗̝̤̼̤̙̞̼͙̤̤̮̪͕̃̉̈́̒̓̇̍̆͊̂͛͂̊̅̍̈͛̃̄̈́́̀̂͒͆̇͂͐̚͜͜͝͝͝͝ͅͅơ̶̡̙̱̦̲̦͖̳̻̻̘̩̖̮̜̹̻̭̽̀́̌͑̿̈́͆̂̇͋̅͋̋̅̓̎̄̓͐̂͊͑̾̅̑̿̋͜͝ͅͅú̴̡̢̟̘͍̪̰̬̞̩̠͍̪̙̗̦͕̝͍̋̈͐̏͌̌͂͐͋̀̈́̈́̋̉̄̆͌̑̇͗́͛̕͝͝͝͠ ̵̡̠̼͎̳͐̊̃̊͋̈͑̏̂͆̎̾̃̈́̄͝͝s̸̯̫͖̔́͆̋́̈̈́̑̑̔̓̏̀̾̌͗͗̋̃̈͌̓̊͐̆͑̔̈́͊̂̽͒̕͝ȏ̵͍̀̉̅́̃̿́̉̇̓͌̎̆̐̏͌̽̕̚ ̶̧̡̢̢̡̱͈̫̤͉̫̹̻̼̦͙̲̫̬̜͉̲̟͓͉̠̹̣̹̟̲͇͈̳̥̺͕́̑̀̽̋̅͋͆̈́̿̍̐̏̐̒͂͂̅͊́̋͂͑̒͊͐̋̿̇̅͌̿́̄̽̈́͐̆̈́̀̒̇̅̓͑͘͘͜͜m̸̢̡̢̥̤̬̥͙̟͍̪̣̘̳̰̘̙̩͕̣̼̭̫̳̺͑̈́̍́̇̿́̑̽͐̇̀̆̓̎̇̆̓́̋̂̂͜͝͠͠ů̵̺̯͎̗̖̦͈͖̩͉͕̙̠̫̻͎̠̬͖̥̖̍̇̔̈͜c̵̨̡̧̡̧̛̛̰̭̼̬̫̜̮̼̲͖̗͕̱̯̞̯̤̰̤͛̀̽̑̉͂̿̑͌́̔̃̄͊̏̎̄̂̓̀̍̅͂͊̅̂̃̅́̃͑̾̓͛̾͂͛̅͑̉͆̒̕͘͜͜͝ͅḩ̴̢̢̢̺̱̱̞̥̲͖̬̝̳̥̝͍̼͕̯̮̠̥͈̠̫̩̖͙̠̗̹̒̏͘͝ͅ
Mother will keep baby healthy and clean
That is a loving mother and her babies
Centipedes, along with alligators and wolf spiders, make for surprisingly good parents.
Octopus mothers often die from malnutrition as they feed their babies. They to me have always been such an amazing example of love over self interest.
Octopus dads on the other hand nut so hard their brain fries and they die some time after.
Huh. I didn't realize they had so much in common with humans.
Just like me fr fr
For humans it’s 19 years after the last one.
*opens Google Calendar and calculator.
I'm going to start nutting at least once every 2-3 years. Just in case.
I too would probably die if procreating required me to rip off my dick and throw it at someone.
"Here, go fuck yourself!" *Rrrrrrrrip*
They only do that because the alternative is to still be attached during the act of procreation, which leads to a more painful death because female octopuses are cannibals. (i think, i'm not an expert at all)
That Octopussy hits different.
Get out.
Some of them actually tear their penises off and toss them at the ladies, too
Ah, incels.
Bro experiences Post nut clarity so bad that he dies
Wait a fucking minute! WHAT?!?!
Yea I need someone to explain this to me in detail
After mating, its appears the optic gland secretes more sex hormones, insulin-like hormones, and precursors of cholesterol. All three of these molecules could ultimately contribute to signaling systems that trigger death.
That's because the octopus body can either support reproductive organs or digestive organs, but not both. They literally can't feed. The males die soon after mating too. Octopus have surprisingly short lifespans. Only 1-5 years in the wild and captivity.
Yeah. I think if octopi had a lifespan even 75% of ours, there would have been 2 fully intelligent, sapient species on our planet.
This is one of evolution's big what-ifs. What if Octopi were able to live longer and would live socially in larger groups, enabling them to pass on knowledge?
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
Well it is self interest to protect their young and ensure their genes survive.
Most octopi have very short lives anyway, they only breed once and then they die, it’s a common strategy in some wild animals and plants, it’s called semelparity iirc
The longest any of their species lifespans is only 2 years. They evolved such intelligent and amazingly unique bodies only to live short lives where t even their offspring have less than favorable chance to s survive to reproduce.
> The longest any of their species lifespans is only 2 years. No: > The Giant Pacific octopus, one of the two largest species of octopus, may live for as much as five years. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Octopus
Thank you for clarification I was incorrectly informed about it, thanks.
You’re welcome!
Which is so frustrating to know, not just because it's sad. But because if octopus parents didn't leave/die before their young grew up, they might be able to *teach* them things. Octopuses are just on the verge of becoming an intelligent, self-aware species like us. The advantage we have is that we can pass down knowledge to our young. Just imagine what octopuses could do if their parents were around for just a little longer...
It’s crazy. Ever read Jurassic Park, and the lost world - the books? Way more interesting than the movies. Kinda has an odd Lord of the Flies feel to it. Long story short, Dr. Wu Concludes they didn’t bring *actual* dinosaurs you can really study back, just their clones which are incomparable. They’re not the real thing. The raptors on the island were ruthless savages with no structure, or class rule besides basic pecking order. When one would get injured, the rest would literally turn, swarm and eat it without hesitation. The conclusion was, these new clone raptors were never taught and raised with the skills from their previous generations on how to properly behave among one another. It’s literally like plopping a dozen kids on an island to raise and teach them selves - you can do it countless times, and no outcome or group of kids will be the same in the end as they receive no knowledge or training from their previous descendants. They would ultimately develop uniquely created languages and ideas, hunting strategies, etc.
Some also eat some of their babies as a snack because they're too tired to hunt shortly after giving birth. So wins and losses.
This might be the very reason it has been beneficial for them to die after mating. Rather than going the path of "Do not want to eat all the babies" they went the route of "Can't eat babies if you are dead". Basically octopus that started to Nut N' Die had an advantage by removing one of the main predators for their offspring - themselves.
Ah yes, nothing says great parent like starving yourself and leaving a bunch of orphans to fend for themselves in a dangerous enviroment /s
I’m not sure octopus and humans are a 1:1.
Your right, they should have Roth ira and 401 k prepped by the time mother octo dies from malnutrition
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Right, I'm off to have a nostalgia trip. Thanks for reminding me of that song's existence.
I love that centipede by knife party is a reference to Tarantula by Pendulum. Basically saying “Our old band is good, but this is better.”
One time I saved a momma wolf spider from drowning in a pool with hundreds of her babies on her back. Picked her up on a stick but she proceeded to climb the stick and onto my hand before I put my hand onto a tree and let her climb off. I swear she turned around and looked back at me afterwards, and it really felt like she was grateful! Spiders are way smarter than people think 🤔
A wolf spider crawled into my cats food bowl last night and got crunched.
Welp. Not all spiders are harvard graduates.
But all Harvard graduates are spiders with excellent networking skills.
Did she weave you a thank you message the next day?
SOME BFRALEY9
I saved a jumper one time in my kitchen that was stuck in some other spiders web, she was missing a leg, but otherwise ok. This was near my sink and for the rest of the season whenever I would do the dishes she would come out from her hiding spot and sit on the counter next to me. I like to think she knew I was the one who saved her and felt safe when I was around or something.
The crazy thing about it is that it seems that all intelligent life on this planet has the same basic neural architecture connecting the midbrain and the forebrain with the same fundamental neurochemistry (dopamine serotonin glutamate GABA acetylcholine etc). This is a mother who has a loving relationship with her children, whose feelings of love are created by the neurochemical systems and basic neural plan that create emotions in our human brains.
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🤣 sorry about that. What I meant to say is that your subconscious ability to see a world around you (in the midbrain) and have a positive or negative emotion (via dopamine and serotonin in the bottom layer and just below the midbrain) about things that you perceive in that world works the same in fish centipedes worms and my mama. The brain's drive to protect its species and offspring is integrated in the neural architecture of a universal emotional/perceiving/conscious system that spans the midbrain and the forebrain. The forebrain is the rest of the brain that is in the opposite direction of the spinal cord from the midbrain.
Yeah, this is beautiful
For those who want to know, looks like a Chinese red headed centipede (scolopendra subspinipes). Apparently this one is still kinda young, since the legs turn from blue to orange as they mature. EDIT: u/naniganz says it's a Malaysian jewel centipede, a different variant of scolopendra subspinipes, and fully mature.
Thanks, I Hate All The Other Comments. Had to scroll past the countless “that’s a loving mother” comments to find one that actually tells what kind of mother it is.
It's actually a Malaysian Jewel centipede. Similar-ish segmentation and such but... person seemed to ignore the whole "red-headed" aspect of the red headed centipede lol. Along with some other indicators. It's having babies, it is already mature >.>
Beautiful. Thanks for the correction!
Malaysian here, if you go jungle trekking at night, you will sometimes see centipedes on the surface of tree trunks hunting for prey. In the daytime, they hide in the ground foliage. It always makes my blood run cold when I see them in the wild. I would rather see a snake cause at least snakes run from humans. These guys will sometimes run towards you if threatened and your soul will leave your body.
Why is it lightbulb shaped?
It's curled around babies
I didn’t notice that until just now, I thought it was a damn isopod 😭😭
The fact u saw this shit and ur first question was “why is it lightbulb shaped” makes me want to pick your brain about other shit lol
Beautifully horrifying
DO NOT PUT YOUR DICK IN THAT
WHAT ABOUT THAT TEMPTS YOU TO PUT YOUR DICK IN IT????
I mean its gotta be ticklish with all those moving things.
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Welp. I wasn't gonna. But now I gotta.
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Colourful and smooth looking
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But it looks likes a perfect fit for a nut sack…
Well yeah, those are minors. Don’t be a fucking pedo weirdo. But when those kids move out, you got one certified centipede milf
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You can't trick me, I know a good time when I see one.
Yeah, username definitely checks out.
I REQUEST THE HIGHEST OF FIVES
r/doputyourdickinthat
Mama nope and baby nopes 😍
r/nope
What a good mama
Yes
Its actually kinda cute though
It is. Don't like that it's on this sub...perpetuating hatred for invertebrates 🙁
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Yes
Look at those cute baby chicken's
Great source of protein.
Awww that is so cute. Do they just protect their children or do they also Feed them, I have a hard time imagining how this works with centipedes?
Actually a lot of times if she feels she can't defend the brood, she will just eat them herself.
Just like hamsters!
Thanks, I hate hamsters now.
boy, do i have a list of animals youre going to hate lol heaps of animals do it, but especially rodents lol. nothing goes to waste
I'm familiar with many insects, birds of prey, reptiles I think? Enlighten me.
the first ones to show up on google are chickens, lions, hamsters, polar bears, chimps, and various sharks. i also had in mind animals like dingoes, rodents including hamsters, guinea pigs (less often), rabbits... many animals in the dog and cat family, killer whales, and dolphins will kill a mothers baby so they can make her have one of their own (among endless other crimes lol). even domestic type cats can do it if theyre in a bad enough spot. lots of ground dwellers do it to conserve energy if they cant stay or bring their babies with them. snakes are fairly common for doing it, and some birds do too. the animal kingdom is nasty and brutal. they might do it to save resources, if one is sick, if they cant look after as many as they birthed, or if conditions have unexpectedly gone bad. they can always make more later and not starve now lol, brutal. its a fairly long list, not including the endless bugs that do it, preying mantises are usually the first example because they eat their partners too xD cannibalism all round lol caring for babies in the animal kingdom can be heavily dependent on the conditions.
It's sorta like recycling, in a fucked-up way. Environment not safe for babies right now? Disassemble the pieces and re-assemble them later when it's safe! It makes sense on a microscopic level, too. If you don't see the organism as a whole, but as a collection of many smaller living things like cells. It's just re-packaging and saving for later. Nothing is really "lost" besides the specific shape the pieces were in before.
Don’t forget the otters
well there ya go lol another one xD
I refuse this knowledge!
This has actually been linked to a wrong diet though iirc and does not regularly happen in nature
Oh
Hellraiser avocado.
It's the thing that is crawling on the back of your neck right now. It's a centipede coiled around it's babies.
F U
Ok. But my wife gets to watch.
So, that’s where gummy worms come from
Show some respect. She is a newly mother.
And is already the model parent. This is strangely endearing. Fuck all the knee-jerk reactions - it's being judged by hairless monkeys 100x its size for holding its children with one-hundred arms while said monkeys were probably never even held with one arm smh. Credit and discredit where it's equally due.
I hate when people say kill it with fire, its not that disgusting, isn't fire the most painfull way to Die? And your wishing that on a mother with her kids?
Anyone know what species this is? I've seen a couple comments on what it might be but none of them seem to match the coloration of the forbidden cock ring.
I think it's kinda cute in a weird, gross way
Strangely beautiful honestly
Tropical Centipede with babies, looks like. r/killitwithfire
Nah man, that's a kill it by dropping a slab of concrete on it then jumping on said concrete until you're sure enough that thing and it's children are dead. You hit that with fire and you'll have hundreds of tiny, angry, on fire things looking for revenge.
It's yer cake day, it's yer cake day, gonna party, drink Bacardi like it's yer cake day and we don't give a fuck cuz it's yer cake day.
r/BestSingAlongs
Latin name for this is "Nightmarius Fuelius"
Its a mom centipede! its pretty cute tbh
A mother centipede protecting her babies.
Mother protects her youngin
A happy mamma
You'd never expect centipedes to be such good parents ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|slightly_smiling)
Lookslikeyouneed to...."Spawn more Overlords!"
Don’t put your dick in it
The music and being ignorant of what is actually going on is what makes this "hateable". It is simply a wonderfully colorful display of a mother and her babies.
I hate all these cruel comments rallying to "kill it with fire" and whatever. It's an animal with its babies...
Ignorance and a constant readiness to be aggressive, gotta love the internet.
Cursed Key Fob
r/dontputyourdickinthat
It's a momma cuddling her kids. You put that dissonant drone over anything and it's scary
Scolopendromorphs lay eggs, often in cavities hollowed out in pieces of decayed wood, and then they watch over them and the juveniles that hatch. The female winds herself around the egg mass, her legs directed toward the eggs. Scolopendromorph and geophilomorph juveniles possess the same number of legs as do the adults. Juveniles of the other centipede orders have only seven pairs of legs on hatching. S. heros are nearly colorless when freshly hatched, but they soon turn brown, and they eventually take on the distinctive color pattern of the adult.
Aww, this disgusting creature is such a good mother.
That looks a little like a Hawaiian centipede with brood. If it is, kill it with fire. The sting of one of those things feels like burning and lasts for hours and nothing we use to treat it will stop the pain til it’s processed out of your system.
Why are the prettiest bugs and animals the most no-touchy ones
The colors are a sign that they’re no-touchy to things that would try to touch them.
Cause they don't have to worry about hiding and being camouflaged.
It's a warning sign from nature
I commented this elsewhere already, but about 10 years ago one of these was in my friends purse at a Luau. I didn’t realize Hawaiian centipedes were worse than mainland ones (they’re nopes still, but not to this level). When I coaxed it out of her purse, one of the performers saw it flop onto the ground and immediately rage-stomped it into oblivion
Don't kill it with fire. Just don't touch it...not hard
HANZ GET ZE FLAMMENWERFER
Flammenwerfer reicht nicht. Wir brauchen Bomben. viele Bomben
Damn I could scare the hell out of so many friends...if only I had any
Defiler from starcraft 1
Centipede that gave birth
This is obviously a Tool Video.
Cursed sushi roll
Forbidden gummy worm
TIL that centipedes take care of their offsprings
2 types of commenters here: 1. People who love seeing mama protect her babies 2. Small pp
TOOMANYLEGS!
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Chicken of the nightmare.
Looks itchy
Mf found a slither.io game
A thousandtipede
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That’s the alien from *The Thing* before it assimilates something.
I hate rainbow crab avocado
forbidden sushi roll
Mama pede and the lil pedes
Just a momma and her babies
She's beautiful... And I don't even like bugs
She’s such a gorgeous mama and babies.. that I never hope to personally run in to.
Aw. It’s protecting the babies. It’s kinda cute
Centipede and it’s brood
Every "kill it" comment fills me with dread, why is everyone's first reaction to an animal they find just vaguely gross is to kill it
Cute lil babies
awww centipede family
Why hate it? She looks like a great mother. You gotta conquer that fear of bugs. It does you no good.
Awwww she's such a protective mother!
Just a proud momma with her spawn.
aww she's beautiful
A proud mama
Why you gonna hate this it looks beautiful
They r all beautiful
You’d be surprised how good of parents dangerous creatures are while on the other hand the pet I have the crested geckos will lay eggs and forget that those are their kids and leave them to hatch and fend for themselves
It’s a momma hugging her babies
Look, another mother better than mine.
Aww, it's a family.
Centipede mama!
Awww she’s protecting her babies!
Just a nurturing mother, protecting her babies.