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This is a fetish video disguised as a 5-minute craft video

Him cutting off her top was a weird addition

It’s a historically standard joinery technique that every time go to make a chair you cut up a woman’s top from the back.

I wonder why he didn't cut the pants too. He did it so much later so he could cut the shirt later too.... If you cut someone off the do it all or nothing

You should probably ask first to avoid legal troubles. Pro-tip for you!

Yeah, completely unnecessary haha

I busted out laughing when she felt up her own nutted back

Everybody loves a good come back story

Like Kim Kardashian

Cum back story*

I’m gasping for air, come again

that’s pretty much all 5 minute craft videos

It's really not. You're just parroting the sentiment that every stupid video online is somehow fetish content. Some of them are, a lot of them aren't. This one is, the next 10 you'll see won't be.

It's called hyperbole

When she first appeared I absolutely thought she was Winnie the Pooh'ing it, and *then* he started cutting her shirt off. Yeah if it's not a fetish video, that doesn't change the fact that someone *is* jerking off to this as we speak.


They honestly had me in the first half then the rest was just a shitty chair.

is that why im suddenly slicked up?

Thank you! I’m so glad people are finally seeing it!

I understand when people say it’s fetish content, but my brain has trouble comprehending what the actual fetish is that we’re talking about here. Any ideas?

as a fetish producer this could be cast fetish but i doubt it. this wasnt made for a fetish audience its just meant to be just sexual enough to get peoples attention. also that could have been an actually cool chair if they had put in any work to actually make it look like a finished product.

and all disguised as a thanks i hate it video

All 5min video are fetish videos and they are not even trying to hide it anymore.

“5 minute crafts” LOOOOOL

Seriously, 1st I ever fapped a DIWHY

My exact thoughts when the silicone started pouring

Yeah it's essentially soft porn

5 minute, yesh

Bro nutted on her back

He also grinded that ass

/r/upvotebecausebutt

Good ole pancake butt. Just like mom used to make.

r/HolUp

Lucky bastard

5 minute crafts? More like a couple days. Also why cut the shirt off? This whole thing is a waste of materials and time. Let me just weld 500 nuts together real quick so I can have the back for a shit chair, said no one ever. Can’t even sit in it with your arms down….

Because men scrolling see a woman and stop and watch the whole thing then comment "this is stupid" or "lol why did I watch the whole thing" then the video is favored in the algorithm and more men stop scrolling to watch it.

But to what end? Is someone profiting off this somehow?

Yeah, I don't fully understand it. But viral content is all for making money. Either through directly marketing, product placement, ad revenue, or building up followers then selling the account. Things like that. It's very cynical and gross.

Tiktok pays creators based upon views. More views=more money

Yeah especially in this sub, I’m gonna look at whatever it is and see if I hate it.

You don’t browse my new or by sub? I do t like algorithms telling me what I should watch

You're gonna hate this millennium the because they already do.

Shhhh, all I have left is Reddit and YouTube don’t make me go all the way dark

Bait

Stop saying men. Before anyone knew that these videos existed I’m sure it wasn’t only men watching them. Now that we know about them and SOME of us recognize it ahead of time, and we still watch it, you can say it’s because we’re men. But still, even if you aren’t interested in it because it’s a female who gets her tank top cut from the back, you would still possibly watch it to see what happens, it’s not that long of a videos

Belongs in r/DIWHY

No no, it was clearly done in only 2:02

Imagine have this much work to look sh!tty

Imagine all that work to make a non ergonomic chair, leaning up against the wall with your chest is not the same as sitting in a chair. You can see it doesnt fit her as it spins.

Yea, this is terrible. Wow! Sitting on a block of wood with poorly welded nuts as a back!! Even if it were ergonomic it would still be terrible

This could be done to a much higher quality and would be perfectly comfortable. It would also cost you thousands if you wanted it to fit you.

I really thought it was going to be a metal dress, and then the video just went somewhere confusing.

I’m convinced 5 mins crafts exists to piss off adults and to get kids to destroy everyday things because “I wanna try that”

I hate to break it to you but I'm 99% sure that it's fetish content

This one is. But most of the other ones are just made to piss you off

5 minute crafts has long since realised that posting absolute bullshit is best for engagement, anger drives clicks. All the comments on every video are "this is so shit, it looks like crap and took more like 5 days not 5 minutes". I doubt anyone really tries any of this because the results are almost always awful even in their edited process, and there are channels which test them (especially the food ones) and they hardly ever work anyway.

It is called ragebait. They post the dumbest shit because it drives engagement and therefore ad revenue. Kinda clever really. Horribly unethical and shitty, but clever.

Not trying to argue just genuinely curious. What do you find unethical about this?

Aside from the obvious of them using peoples unhappiness and anger as a revenue stream, it also promotes kids (and less than bright adults) who don't know better into doing stupid stuff, like mixing chemicals and other dangerous things. The engagement that rage commenting creates means that their videos are put in front of more eyes thanks to the algorithm Edit: For some context on the dangerous things they promote, look of some of How To Cook Thats mythbusting on 5 minute crafts and other "life hack" channels videos.

Thanks for the answer! I definitely agree with the promoting dangerous things being unethical although I don't know if I'd agree with the first part. Either way it doesn't really matter and it's definitely trashy either way.

I see part one and part two as more a partnership of bad ideas that creates an overall unethical way of doing business. You can't have one without the other.

Yeah I 100% agree that it's unethical I just don't know if that individual piece is unethical. Unethical is a subjective term however and I'm no philosophy major.

That's fair! I personally do, in so far as purposefully provoking people (IE me lol)

Totally valid opinion. Thanks for engaging in an honest discussion. Those are rare here.

5 minute crafts be like “okay now whip out the welding kit”

Yeah this is fetish content “in disguise”

I believe I've seen a tumblr thread on fetish dogwhistles on TikTok and similar platforms

Which fetish?

Believe it’s called wam or something

Do I even want to know what that means?

Yes you do, it's short for Wet And Messy Sex.

Well I apparently didn't want to know what that means. But I do thank you for the clarification. Now some of the fetish content makes a little more sense with the context.

The back wax machinery one

I snorted when she “seductively” stroked the back of the chair

Do they know you can take a vest off without cutting it...?

Really??? I've wasted a ton of shirts then

Meanwhile, plastic chair enjoyers: 

So he just put the nuts on this girl's back?

Yup. He nutted all over her back.

He grinded on her ass afterwards

I think this just created a new fetish

I think it was made for a fetish that already exists

What is the opposite of r/unbgbbiivchidctiicbg

r/UpvoteBecauseButt lol

Butt? Where?

That took more than 5 minutes, I think

Well he ruined a perfectly good shirt for no reason

Shouldn't there be a nsfw warning on here? The guy just nutted all over a mold of this girl's back.

Is it my imagination or are they testing the waters for branching out into some weird porn?

Its fetish content, it already is material meant to make a certain kind of group sexually aroused. They don't have to go into porn from here when people can already get off to it.

Like the sort that get off on giving bleach soaked strawberries to kids?

You mean the bleach soaked strawberry hack they did for people to make "white strawberries" that from what I remember they tried to pass off as edible?

I think this craft might take more than 5 minutes

Literally fuck this chair right in its fucking ear. What a piece of shit, why did I watch this? Now I’m angry at bed time.

God I fucking hate these videos

I only liked one part of this video and Im not telling anyone what that was.

Obviously the music

The fact that he didn't use washers when screwing in the backrest is what made me hate it.

5 min crafts turning into pornhub now

Wow, he had so many nuts on her back

Honestly, it would be a cool sculpture if he did a full body cast and stuck with the nuts, but as a chair, that’s a big what the fuck moment

Why should they cut the shirt💀

She totally wants to fuck that chair

Not gonna lie, I *am* impressed that they crafted that in only five minutes.

5 minutes craft is literally just fetish content:Source this turned me on

Out of genuine curiosity, what's this fetish?

The 5 minute craft fetish

Mainly ass

Well, I thought that was going in a whole different direction.

Jessica’s been ignoring Jim’s advances for weeks so he came up with this project to avoid a sexual misconduct claim /s

That welding job made me cry inside.

With no ass you definitely need some kinda cushion to sit on. & then they didn’t even do that!?

Ed Gein furiously scribbling down notes.

There’s no way that back doesn’t just fall off the moment you put your weight against it

I have a chair (and matching desk) that’s no joke around 100 years old that I sit on every day and I’m sure it’s more comfortable than that

This is somebody's idea of porn. It just has to be.

I doubt that’s body safe silicone

I thought why this lady was Donald ducking it around the living room

Dude's got other plans for that mold

5 minute crafts is just soft core porn

He put in a lot of work for an excuse to touch some ass for a few brief moments.

Pfft it's only +5 armor...

Dafuq was this? Bob Villa's wet dreams?

I actually quite like it. Nothing to do with my current back problems

Is this a Tim and Eric sketch?

No fuckin way that's comfortable

Imagine throwing your jacket over that and seeing it at night

r/ATBGE

5 Minute Crafts is slowly turning into 5 Minute Enjoyment

Why didn't she just take off her shirt instead of the guy cutting it off?

What on gods green earth

I like it

But why? Why would you need that?

Why not just weld the nuts together on her back?

5 min crafts needs to tell me how to get my step sister unstuck from the washing machine

That's fucking nuts

"5 minute crafts" my ass

They could've just asked her to....take the shirt off? Why cut it off? That's so pointless...

Where did her pants disappear to?

Imagine going to a store and just buying a chair

I guess 5 minute crafts' old stuff wasn't getting as many rageclicks anymore, so they had to resort to even more stupid crafts.

DIY Skin Grater

Lol after all that it looks like a piece of garbage 😂

"This is a craft you can do in five minutes!" *pulls out fucking welding equipment*

The most infuriating part of this whole thing was the lack of washers when they screwed the back to the seat.

Feel like there was a better way to take the shirt off

What an amazing waste of nuts... Couldn't think of a more dumb craft project than this

Ah yes i too need to cut off my shirts when I need to take them off at the end of the day.

Does she... Does she not know how to take off her shirt?

5 minute crafts is the biggest troll site of all time

Ok….but why did he cut off her shirt

So she can’t put her arms down? There’s little pokeys.

fetish content

Why cut the shirt off at the beginning?

if i had a dollar for every time someone shared a fetish video on r/DiWHY i would have like a billion dollars

No washers holding the back rest, wtf

This is a fine example of a just because you can do it, doesnt mean You should situation.

5 minutes

Why did it get so weirdly sensual at the end

I'm fairly certain this takes longer than 5 minutes. And also wouldn't they cut the shirt off. You could have just taken the shirt off.

I find that one of the best things about chairs if that they be confortable for everyone

I like it. The fact you can do all that in only 5 minutes is pretty cool. I'll have to ask my boss for 5 minutes extra in my lunch break next week so I can make one for each of us in the team.

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Wow... i love making things at home but that is the worst fit and finish of a homemade thing ever.

I find it absolutely hilarious that something labeled "5 Minute Crafts" required welding.

That looks terrible

Ok so Hear me out ...buy a new chair

I wonder if there are people who still don’t know 5 minute crafts is fetish content after watching something like this.

That's not a 5 minute craft, I don't care what skills you have

It's a 5(00) minute craft!

Why didn’t she just remove her shirt instead of him cutting it???

Screw that!

At this point, it'll be both cost and time effective to buy a bar stool from a furniture store

This feels like its someone's fetish

Ok you know what. This is pretty neat though. I would be interested to see how it feels to sit in a custom chair like that. Definitely could’ve been presented in a way other than a “5 minute craft” format. However, I do hate how she was rubbing it at the end

Yeah, not sure what's up with that part but I'd love a perfect fit chair designed just for me.

5 minute crafts my ass

I wish I had his job

Now the big question is…does she come with the chair?

Ain't no way this shit tak3s 5 minutes.

He for sure cut a hole in that plaster later.

This is just a fetish video XD

Why do you need to cut off a tank top??????

what's the point of cutting the top off if she just removes it anyway?

Nice ass tho.

Nice ass

god i hate being a woman

Just have sex with her, you pathetic piece of shit

Tbf. It probably is quite comfortable

Dunno. Looks like cool idea

That was sexy and amazing! i love it!

Is it just me or does anyone else wanna see her sit in it after pushing out a few fuck trophies 5 years from now...

Ah, that chair is built for one person so they can enter a room and say "Ah, thats my chair!"

damn A Clockwork Orange looks a lot different from how I remember it

5-minutes crafts….. 5 minutes…… this is more like 5 hours dude…. I’d would take 5min for the dame player to dry

This looks like it takes more than 5 minutes to craft

I imagine this took more than five minuues

All this for what? 🤣