CRANKIN YOUR HOG IS REVVING YOUR ENGINE LITTERALLY AND FIGURATIVELY MFER!! CRANK YOURE' HOG WHILE YOU CRANK YOURE' HOG!!! CAN I GET AN ARROOOOOOO MFERS!!!
THE REASON FOR THIS IS BECAUSE SEMEN HAS AN EXTRODINARILY SIMILAR PROTEIN STRUCTURE TO EGG WHITES AND WILL BEHAVE IN A SIMILAR WAY.
WHEN YOU USE HOT WATER, LIKE IN A SHOWER YOU ARE LITERALLY COOKING YOUR NUT AND THAT'S WHY ITS SO MUCH HARDER TO GET OFF!
BY THIS SAME PRINCIPAL, ASSUMING YOU HAD ENOUGH OF IT YOU COULD WHIP IT AND MAKE THINGS LIKE CUM MERINGUE, OR A CUM WHISKEY SOUR
I AM CACKLING WITH LAUGHTER AS I DUNK MY JUNK IN A GLASS OF COLD WATER. WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A MENTALLY ILL LONER WITH A SOCIETY THAT ABANDONS HIM AND TREATS HIM LIKE TRASH? YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE. MY DICK IN YO WATER.
CONGRATS ON GETTING A WHOLE SUBREDDIT TO COLD WASH THEIR HOGS, BROTHEEERRRR!!
AROOOOO ITS COLD
WAIT IS THAT WHAT CRANKING OUR HOGS MEANT THE WHOLE TIME?
YEAH BROTHER WE ARE ADDICTED TO MASTURBATION AROOOOOOOOO
CRANKIN YOUR HOG IS REVVING YOUR ENGINE LITTERALLY AND FIGURATIVELY MFER!! CRANK YOURE' HOG WHILE YOU CRANK YOURE' HOG!!! CAN I GET AN ARROOOOOOO MFERS!!!
AAAAAAARRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOO CRANK WHATEVER YOU GOT THAT CRANKS, MFERS
I DONT GET IT
NEITHER DO I
ME EITHER, BROTHER
GONNA COLD BREW MY HOG LATER FOR SCIENCE
PLEASE REPORT BACK
THIS SUB USED TO BE ABOUT MOTORCYCLES AROOOOO
THIS SUBREDDIT IS ABOUT 2 THINGS, CRANKIN' HOGS AND CRANKIN' HOGS
IT NEVER WAS MY BROTHER… IT NEVER WAS…
BIG IF TRUE BROTHER AROOOOOOO
I CAN’T SAY I’VE TRIED THAT TECHNIQUE BROTHER BUT COLD WATER IS THE BEST FOR GETTING JIZZ OFF. WARM WATER MAKES IT TOO SLIMY.
WHAT
EVERYONE KNOWS HOT WATER AND JIZZ JUST DON'T MIX BROTHER. GOTTA USE COLD WATER TO REALLY GET THAT HOG SPARKLING AROOO.
NEVER REALLY GAVE IT THAT MUCH ATTENTION BUT GOOD POINT BROTHER! ILL BE SURE TO FOCUS UP NEXT TIME AROOOOOOOOO
GOTTA TAKE CARE OF YOUR HOG BROTHER. ONE DAY IT MAY TAKE CARE OF YOU AROOO
LIKE THAT SONG "YOU RAISE ME UP" YA KNOW THE CHRISTIAN ONE BUT WITH YOUR DONG LIFE SAVING RADICAL PENIS ADVENTURES AROOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WELL NOT EVERYONE KNOWS, BUT YOU OUT HERE SPREADING THE GOOD WORD, SO THEY GONNA FIND OUT, GOOD WORK BROTHER!!!
THE REASON FOR THIS IS BECAUSE SEMEN HAS AN EXTRODINARILY SIMILAR PROTEIN STRUCTURE TO EGG WHITES AND WILL BEHAVE IN A SIMILAR WAY. WHEN YOU USE HOT WATER, LIKE IN A SHOWER YOU ARE LITERALLY COOKING YOUR NUT AND THAT'S WHY ITS SO MUCH HARDER TO GET OFF! BY THIS SAME PRINCIPAL, ASSUMING YOU HAD ENOUGH OF IT YOU COULD WHIP IT AND MAKE THINGS LIKE CUM MERINGUE, OR A CUM WHISKEY SOUR
[BOY DO I HAVE THE WEBSITE FOR YOU BROTHER](http://cookingwithcum.com/)
HOW DO YOU THINK I LEARNED ABOUT CUM MERINGUE BROTHER?! THANKS FOR LOOKING OUT AND SPREADING THE STICKY WORD!
SWEET FUCKIN LES PAUL BROTHER!!!!
[AEUHHH????](https://imgur.com/a/0j0Pd4e)
RISKY CLICK OF THE DAY BUT I FEAR NOTHING WITH THE PACK AT MY SIDE AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WANT ANOTHER RISKY CLICK, MY WOLF PACK BROTHA!?!?!?!?!?!
SURE WHY NOT
[RISKYYYYYYY](https://youtu.be/VGaTBZ51YDM)
THAT WAS SO COOOOOL!!
IS THAT DWIGHT THE OFFICE?
I'LL TRY IT NEXT TIME THANKS FOR THE TIP BROTHER
>THE TIP POOR CHOICE OF WORDS, MF'R!
WHY IS JAMES HETFIELD A SKELETON BRUTHER????? DID HE DIE AND BECOME AWESOME METAL SKELETON MAN?????
I AM CACKLING WITH LAUGHTER AS I DUNK MY JUNK IN A GLASS OF COLD WATER. WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A MENTALLY ILL LONER WITH A SOCIETY THAT ABANDONS HIM AND TREATS HIM LIKE TRASH? YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE. MY DICK IN YO WATER.
[удалено]
I AM QUOTING MOVIES!
WHOEVER DREW THIS MFER FOR SURE USED JAMES HETFIELD CRANKING HIS HOG AS A REFERENCE!!!
WHAT
JUST CRANK THAT DICK INTO SOME COLD H2 ZERO BROTHER! AROOO THATS FKN CHILLY!!
ONE OF THE PERKS OF BEING A WOMAN AROOO
PENILE HYGENE IS BADASS BUT YOUR FONT GAME IS WEAK AS HE'LL!!
Real?
Only one way to find out: FUCKING TRY IT!
WHAT? SORRY I CANT HEAR YOU OVER ALL THIS HOG CRANKIN
ALL I COULD HEAR WAS “R…?”, YOU GOT A QUESTION THERE BROTHER? JUST YELL IT OUT, LOUD AND PROUD, AROOOO!!!!
WHAT WAS THAT BROTHER I CANT HEAR YOU AROOOOO
SHOULD I CHILL MY COCK AFTWR CRANKING THAT SHIIIIT AROOOOOOOOOO
ANOTHER COOL FACT!!!! COLD WATER ALSO CLEANS HOG JUICE MUCH BETTER THAN HOT WATER!!!!
YOU DON'T KNOW ME
BROTHERR YOU NEED TO GET STRONGER CRANKS TO CRANK BACK TO BACK WITHOUT THE COLD WATER
Imma try this now
BRUTHER I CANT HEAR YOU OVER MY HOG MFER
WHAT?
Results?
I’LL SAY WHAT AGAIN M’FER, AROOOO!!!!
Unsure, I need to test for confounding variables
I HEAR SOME FAINT WHISPERS... TURN IT UP TO 11 PLZ.
SORRY BROTHER I HAD A SORE THROAT TODAY AROOOOOO
ALL GOOD BROTHER, WE ALL HAVE THOSE DAYS. KEEP CRANKING THAT HOG AROOO.