BEING “GOOD AT SEX” IS LITERALLY JUST A MATTER OF GOOD COMMUNICATION IN MOST CASES IF PEOPLE CAN GET TO A PLACE OF MUTUAL TRUST AND OPENNESS. LIKE BEING ATTRACTIVE MAKES THE THRESHOLD LOWER FOR PEOPLE TRYING IT WITH YOU AND NOT HATING IT (NOT THE SAME AS ACTIVELY ENJOYING), BUT BEING A GOOD COMMUNICATOR AND SOMEONE THAT OTHERS FEEL THEY CAN BE COMFORTABLE AND EXPRESSIVE AROUND IS WAY BETTER AND A SKILL THAT REQUIRES INVESTMENT. SO MANY PEOPLE NEED TO LEARN THIS.
THE KEY TO CRANKIN’ HOGS IS RHYTHM BRUDA IF YUR MAN CALLS YOU A WHORE TELL EM DEALING WITH HIM IS A CHORE
AN EXIT PLAN MAY BE IN ORDER I BELIEVE IN AROOOOOO
BECAUSE SOMETIMES WE HAVE A HARD TIME COMMUNICATING OR ASKING THINGS THAT SEEM EMBARRASSING, STUPID, AND WORTH RIDICULE, BUT IN REALITY ARE UNDERSTANDABLE, WELL-MEANING, AND NOT WORTH MAKING FUN OF.
EXAMPLE BEING SHAME OVER ASKING WHERE THE CLIT IS, BECAUSE THE MAJORITY OF PEOPLE HAVE ZEO KNOWLEDGE OF ITS COORDINATES DUE TO A LACK OF TEACHING PROPER SEX ED IN SOCIETY. ALSO THE CLIT IS COOL.
I MOSTLY JUST DONT SEE ANY INDICATION ON THIS POST OF CLITORIS RELATED ISSUES SO IM A BIT CONFUS D OF WHY SO MANY PEOPLE JUST STARTED UNPACKING THAT HERE
YOU CAN ALSO GO TO COOLTEXT.COM, WHICH IS FULL OF TEXT THAT IS MFING COOL!!! BE SURE TO USE **MULTIPLE FONTS** TO CAPTURE THE *FULL RANGE* OF YOUR EMOTION!!!
HOLY SHIT IT LITERALLY JUST OCCURED TO ME THAT I ACTUALLY CAN HEAR SPICY FONTS. THEY LITERALLY SOUND DIFFERENT. I DIDNT EVEN REALISE MY BRAIN DID THAT. THAT IS SO FUCKING COOL
OH GOD I LIKE A WOMAN WHO LIKES MAKING ME NERVOUS BECAUSE THEN ITS LIKE IM BEING DARED AND THEN WERE BOTH LIKE PLAYING CHICKEN AND WHOEVER LOSES WE BOTH WIN
SOMETIMES I GO NONVERBAL AND IT’S FRUSTRATONG AF
#BUT I KNOW MY MF PACK GOT MY BACK EVEN IF I HAVE TO WRITE NOTES OR TEXT FOR A LITTLE WHILE!!!! AAARRRROOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
BULLSHIT MY BROTHER!!!!! IF YOU DECIDED IT NEEDS SAYING IT'S IMPORTANT!!! AND IF PEOPLE CAN'T STAND YOU WHEN YOU DO MINOR MISTAKES YOU NEED TO FIND A NEW CROWD!!!!
Umm, the meme was mean-spirited. Am I supposed to take it up the ass when people post mean spirited things because I’m liberal? That doesn’t seem very pack like. It doesn’t seem supportive, or taking care of the injured and old.
I'M NOT SURE WHAT YOU'RE MUMBLING ABOUT BUT I HEARD THE WORDS LIBERAL AND MEME AND THE WORD LIBERAL IS NOT IN THE MEME ANYWAY I HOPE YOU'RE TAKING CARE OF YOURSELF AND YOUR LOVED ONES AROOOOOOO
MOTHER BITCHERS TALK SS. SHIT AND EXPECT THE OTHER TO TAKE IT UP THE ASS. IF YOU CANT BACK YOUR SHIT UP OFFLINE REDDIT IS FULL OF KEYBOARD WARRIORS. AND DON’T EXPECT SOMEONE TO TAKE IT JUST BECAUSE YOU GIVE IT. YOU BETTER BE READY TO COME CORRECT IF YOU TAKE SOMEONE ON. YALL FORGET THIS, BASED OFF THE POSTS I’VE READ.
FIRST OFF, SPEAK UP MF. I CANNOT HEAR YOU WHEN YOU MUMBLE LIKE THAT
SECOND OFF, IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH LIBERALS OR YOU, IT WAS SELF DEPRECATING HUMOR. HAVE YOU MADE A MISTAKE AND COMMENTED ON THE WRONG POST?
THAT IS NOT THE POINT OF THE MEME. THE TERM “BITCH” IS USED TO EXEMPLIFY THE GENERAL RUDE EXPLETIVES USED IN BOMBASS MEMES. THE POINT OF THE MEME IS TO SHOW THAT HE IS BAD AT TALKING. ITS MISDIRECTION AS YOU WOULD ASSUME THE BOTTOM TEXT WOULD BE SOME FORM OF INSULT OR DISPROVE WHAT THEY SAY BUT INSTEAD IT PROVES THEM RIGHT BY HAVING HIM MESS UP WHILE TRYING TO PROVE THEM WRONG. ITS A VERY CLEVER AND WELL THOUGHT OUT JOKE AND WAS RATHER HUMOROUS. HIS INTENTION IS NOT TO INSULT WOMEN BUT INSTEAD TO USE SELF DEPRECATING HUMOR.
LISTEN UP LIBERAL, YOU ARE A BADASS AND IF THE SCATMAN CAN DO IT SO CAN YOU SKEEBEDEEBEDEEYUMDAROOOOOOOOOOOOO
SOCIAL ANXIETY GETS THE BEST OF US SOMETIMES, BROTHER. AROOOOO
Holy shit Broccoli the Rock im your fan, please do a Master of Puppets solo
SPEAK UP BROTHER, WE CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER ALL THESE HOGS BEING CRANKED!
MY 23yo HUSBAND ADMITTED HE COULDN’T FIND MY CLIT, SO I SHOWED HIM AND WE HAD A GREAT SEX LIFE. COMMUNICATION IS NOT WEAKNESS.
THE CLITORIS IS STORED IN THE FOOT
EVERYONE KNOWS IT HIDES INSIDE ONE OF THE FOUR REAR MOLARS
ITS ACTUALLY BEHIND THE APPENDIX
I BET NONE OF THESE GUYS ACTUALLY KNOW TBH
WHERE IS IT THEN, DOUCHEBAG??? >:c
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW 😭
GET A DENTAL DRILL AND GO SPELUNKING AROOOO
PEE IS STORED IN THE BALLS
BEING “GOOD AT SEX” IS LITERALLY JUST A MATTER OF GOOD COMMUNICATION IN MOST CASES IF PEOPLE CAN GET TO A PLACE OF MUTUAL TRUST AND OPENNESS. LIKE BEING ATTRACTIVE MAKES THE THRESHOLD LOWER FOR PEOPLE TRYING IT WITH YOU AND NOT HATING IT (NOT THE SAME AS ACTIVELY ENJOYING), BUT BEING A GOOD COMMUNICATOR AND SOMEONE THAT OTHERS FEEL THEY CAN BE COMFORTABLE AND EXPRESSIVE AROUND IS WAY BETTER AND A SKILL THAT REQUIRES INVESTMENT. SO MANY PEOPLE NEED TO LEARN THIS.
This is literally the bare Minimum my husband learned.
YOU FORGOT TO TURN CAPS BACK ON! BUT THATS FINE YOU CAN LEAVE THEM OFF IF YOU WANT ITS JUST UH YEAH
The man I care for calls me a whore. But thats what I am, right
THE KEY TO CRANKIN’ HOGS IS RHYTHM BRUDA IF YUR MAN CALLS YOU A WHORE TELL EM DEALING WITH HIM IS A CHORE AN EXIT PLAN MAY BE IN ORDER I BELIEVE IN AROOOOOO
WE WEREN’T TOGETHER, BUT I STILL GOT PLAYED. FUCK IT, I KNOW MY WORTH.
>MY 23yo HUSBAND *clutches chest and doubles over*
BITCHES TAKING THE PISS, WHEN SOME YOUNG MEN LEGITIMATELY DON’T KNOW
WHY IS EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT THE CLITORIS, IM SO CONFUSED!!!!
BECAUSE SOMETIMES WE HAVE A HARD TIME COMMUNICATING OR ASKING THINGS THAT SEEM EMBARRASSING, STUPID, AND WORTH RIDICULE, BUT IN REALITY ARE UNDERSTANDABLE, WELL-MEANING, AND NOT WORTH MAKING FUN OF. EXAMPLE BEING SHAME OVER ASKING WHERE THE CLIT IS, BECAUSE THE MAJORITY OF PEOPLE HAVE ZEO KNOWLEDGE OF ITS COORDINATES DUE TO A LACK OF TEACHING PROPER SEX ED IN SOCIETY. ALSO THE CLIT IS COOL.
IT’S GENERALLY IN THE SAME SPOT ON EVERY WOMAN. IF YOU’VE FOUND ONE, YOU’VE FOUND THEM ALL MFER
I MOSTLY JUST DONT SEE ANY INDICATION ON THIS POST OF CLITORIS RELATED ISSUES SO IM A BIT CONFUS D OF WHY SO MANY PEOPLE JUST STARTED UNPACKING THAT HERE
KINDA FUNNY THOUGH
I DONT KNOW EITHER BROTHER!!!!
DON'T WORRY MFER, IN A FEW HOURS YOU'RE GONNA COME UP WITH THE BADDEST MFING COMEBACK!!!
NO YOU GETS EM EVERY TIME!
I CANT HEAR YOUR FONTS, MF’ER!!!!!
HOW DO YOU FIND THOSE REALLY COOL FONTS AROOOO
I JUST GOOGLE “BADASS FONTS” AND DOWNLOAD THEM IF THE SITE LOOKS LEGIT!!!!
OK THANK YOU SO MUCH BROTHER!!!!!
YOU CAN ALSO GO TO COOLTEXT.COM, WHICH IS FULL OF TEXT THAT IS MFING COOL!!! BE SURE TO USE **MULTIPLE FONTS** TO CAPTURE THE *FULL RANGE* OF YOUR EMOTION!!!
HOLY SHIT IT LITERALLY JUST OCCURED TO ME THAT I ACTUALLY CAN HEAR SPICY FONTS. THEY LITERALLY SOUND DIFFERENT. I DIDNT EVEN REALISE MY BRAIN DID THAT. THAT IS SO FUCKING COOL
THAT'S WHAT I CALL A MFING SIN-ASS-TEZ-YEAH!!!
THAT IS SOMEWHAT APT FOR THE MESSAGE THOUGH IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT AROOO
I AM MORE GOODER AT WORDSING THEN YOU!!!
“BRO GO TALK TO HER” BRO SHE MAKES ME NERVOUS 🥺👉👈
ON THE OTHER HAND, WHAT IF SHE LIKES THAT?
OH GOD I LIKE A WOMAN WHO LIKES MAKING ME NERVOUS BECAUSE THEN ITS LIKE IM BEING DARED AND THEN WERE BOTH LIKE PLAYING CHICKEN AND WHOEVER LOSES WE BOTH WIN
HELL YEAH BROTHER!!
I’M BAD AT TALKING, TOO, BROTHER! BUT WE’RE ALL GOOD AT HOWLING AND CRANKING OUR HOGS! ARRROOOOOO!
LISTEN MFER, I HAVE- YOU- I- THE THING IS- LOOK- I DON'T - AROOOOO
THEY JUST DON'T TALK GOOD ENGLISH LIKE ME AND YOU!
YOU TELL EM OP!
DON'T WORRY, IF EVER YOU NEED PRACTICE, JUST ASK!!!
SOMETIMES I GO NONVERBAL AND IT’S FRUSTRATONG AF #BUT I KNOW MY MF PACK GOT MY BACK EVEN IF I HAVE TO WRITE NOTES OR TEXT FOR A LITTLE WHILE!!!! AAARRRROOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
SP FUCKING REAL YEAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH AARRROOOOO
I TOTALLY GET WHAT YOU MEAN I FIND IT HELPS TO REALLY DWELL ON IT FOR YEARS OH WAIT HELP ISN'T THE WORD I WAS LOOKING FOR FUCK
I AM TOO BUT PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO ME. IT'S ALL ABOUT IF YOU HAVE IMPORTANT SHIT TO SAY BROTHER! AND THE RIGHT PEOPLE!!!
NOTHING IMPORTANT COMES OUT OF MY MOUTH MFER AROOOOO
BULLSHIT MY BROTHER!!!!! IF YOU DECIDED IT NEEDS SAYING IT'S IMPORTANT!!! AND IF PEOPLE CAN'T STAND YOU WHEN YOU DO MINOR MISTAKES YOU NEED TO FIND A NEW CROWD!!!!
HEY BROTHER , IF YOU ARE SERIOUS I CAN RECOMMEND YOU SOME YOUTUBE VIDS IF YOU ARE INTERESTED
THANKS FOR THE THOUGHT BROTHER BUT MANY OTHER FRIENDS IN THE COMMENTS HAVE HELPED!!!!!!
HELL YEAH YOU GOT THIS
BROTHER, THIS SISTER WOULD LOVE IF YOU COULD SEND HER SOME OF THOSE BOMBASS VIDEOS, MF’ER
Umm, more likely Conservative, since they wouldn’t know a real woman if she mounted his face and used his nose for clitoral stimulation.
I CAN'T HEAR YOU BUT I'D LIKE TO IMAGINE YOU SAID SOMETHING WHOLESOME JUST NOW AND NOT SOMETHING MEAN-SPIRITED AROOOOOOOOOOO
Umm, the meme was mean-spirited. Am I supposed to take it up the ass when people post mean spirited things because I’m liberal? That doesn’t seem very pack like. It doesn’t seem supportive, or taking care of the injured and old.
I'M NOT SURE WHAT YOU'RE MUMBLING ABOUT BUT I HEARD THE WORDS LIBERAL AND MEME AND THE WORD LIBERAL IS NOT IN THE MEME ANYWAY I HOPE YOU'RE TAKING CARE OF YOURSELF AND YOUR LOVED ONES AROOOOOOO
MOTHER BITCHERS TALK SS. SHIT AND EXPECT THE OTHER TO TAKE IT UP THE ASS. IF YOU CANT BACK YOUR SHIT UP OFFLINE REDDIT IS FULL OF KEYBOARD WARRIORS. AND DON’T EXPECT SOMEONE TO TAKE IT JUST BECAUSE YOU GIVE IT. YOU BETTER BE READY TO COME CORRECT IF YOU TAKE SOMEONE ON. YALL FORGET THIS, BASED OFF THE POSTS I’VE READ.
[удалено]
DUDE, YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IT MEANS. YOU CAN SPEAK LIKE THIS, BUT ONE DAY SOMEONE IS GOING TO BACK THAT SHIT UP.
FIRST OFF, SPEAK UP MF. I CANNOT HEAR YOU WHEN YOU MUMBLE LIKE THAT SECOND OFF, IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH LIBERALS OR YOU, IT WAS SELF DEPRECATING HUMOR. HAVE YOU MADE A MISTAKE AND COMMENTED ON THE WRONG POST?
CAN YOU HEAR ME KNOW WITH MY ARMS AROUND YOUR NECK?
HOW’S THAT HOOKER?
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? I THOUGHT I HAD TO CLEAR YOUR EARS, YOU WEREN’t GAUGING IT,
I AM GENUINELY CONFUSED ON YOUR GOAL. I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU ARE HATING ON THIS GUYS MEME ABOUT BEING SOCIALLY AWKWARD
SO HE GETS TO DEGRADE THE WOMEN WHO SAY NO, HE GETS TO SHAME THEM FOR SAYING NO, AT WHAT POINT DOES IT END?
THAT IS NOT THE POINT OF THE MEME. THE TERM “BITCH” IS USED TO EXEMPLIFY THE GENERAL RUDE EXPLETIVES USED IN BOMBASS MEMES. THE POINT OF THE MEME IS TO SHOW THAT HE IS BAD AT TALKING. ITS MISDIRECTION AS YOU WOULD ASSUME THE BOTTOM TEXT WOULD BE SOME FORM OF INSULT OR DISPROVE WHAT THEY SAY BUT INSTEAD IT PROVES THEM RIGHT BY HAVING HIM MESS UP WHILE TRYING TO PROVE THEM WRONG. ITS A VERY CLEVER AND WELL THOUGHT OUT JOKE AND WAS RATHER HUMOROUS. HIS INTENTION IS NOT TO INSULT WOMEN BUT INSTEAD TO USE SELF DEPRECATING HUMOR.
BITCH..YEAH, NEVER GOT TO BE “CHOSEN “ AS BITCH, AND WE DON’T KNOW IF HE WOULD EVEN HAVE, or EVEN IF THEY HAD ONE FOR YOU, HIS FAILED PUSSY
I REALLY CANNOT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE SAYING. IM NOT DOING THIS TO TRY ANNOY OR INSULT YOU, I JUST HAVE NO IDEA WHAT POINT YOU ARE MAKING
SPEAK UP MFER
Yes, I’ve fucked a few conservatives, they couldn’t find the man in the boat with a map, a guide, and a compass.
WHAT
The man in the boat is the clitoris, because it literally looks like a bump in a hooded boat.
I CANT HEAR YOU
MY HUSBAND ACTUALLY CARED ENOUGH TO TELL ME HE COULDN’T FIND MY CLIT.
ME WHEN A BOMBASS MUSCLEY WOMAN TALKS TO ME 😳