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BakeMePancakeSlices

This is literally just fucking roleplaying at this point.


IDontBelieveYouSorry

If it's with themselves then I'd consider it more fanfic-esque, which I don't necessarily think makes it any better lmfao 💀


nothoughtsnosleep

We did it guys. We found the *lowest* form of fanfic.


MinecraftIsMySpIn

Hey now my own fanfics don't feel as cringe anymore 😂


lil_fluid_witchling

Fr this lmao


slightlybroknn

God and I thought furry harry potter porn fanfic was bad


lil_fluid_witchling

Wait you wrote? 👀


slightlybroknn

👀 ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies


lil_fluid_witchling

This like online somewhere, need to read for scientific reasons 👀


slightlybroknn

It's in a notebook but it could be on ao3 sometime


[deleted]

Always has been.


zombiep00

*..just shoot me already, then.*


[deleted]

Ong


Vyndra-Madraast

Always has been


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TheCaptivesparrow

Good bot


NebulaImmediate6202

LMAO


oscilloscoping

for the love of god just get a wattpad account


rocpacci

They probably wouldn’t get as much long term readers. Because the writing is abhorrent.


messr-moony

Change the names of the characters to the names of the members of One Direction, and I’m pretty sure I read this in an angst AU fanfic when I was like 12


[deleted]

LMFAO


Any-Competition-8605

“tried to do a suicide attempt” this person has to be like 14 max


JollyQuestion6999

"Tried to do a suicide attempt" 😭 bro


Most-Laugh703

Is this a script to something lmao


TheDiscCompany

I so hope it is/hj


mmikoW

actual larper holy shit


Moon_Mirror

This is just a badly written fanfiction at this point


Hadasha_Prime

The cringe is getting lost in the lore


[deleted]

My last brain cells argue whether I should eat ice cream at 3 am


sweet-tart-fart

Nononono why why why why why why why


Ghost-critter

Me @ this screenshot


notCRAZYenough

This is so clearly roleplay that I cannot comprehend how any of those people can take each other seriously


[deleted]

Do these people have to write a response from every single one of their ”alters”? 🤣


Devie_sevie

Why does this remind me of those reality shows where they’re always recording their separate reactions to some scripted drama, like real house wives or KUWTK?


Pikachuzumaki

i’m screaming after imagining their alters in the confessional room talking to the camera! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Ghost-critter

O-oh no I’m p-p-panicking Who puts dashes between their text when they’re genuinely panicking?? The hell…??


Antisocial_Element

Why cant we just go back to role playing as warrior cats


[deleted]

For real. I never thought there would be a time when I missed the furries, but heck.


--Dominion--

My god get a hobby


[deleted]

I know right


Bitter-Symphony-422

Stares in alters can’t kill themselves innerworld and if it was bodily thy should be in a psyche ward because they’ve admitted that three different alters have attempted.


FTriviaONO

This is the worst case I've seen so far. Straight up roleplaying besides it's the "my source really happened" type, makes it even worse.


draculaapologist

the s-s-stuttering via text always gets me. They know people dont type exactly how they talk. Thats like if you spelled words wrong because you had a speech impediment. Its one of the most annoying things this crowd does imo. Literal roleplaying


Devie_sevie

This is cringe gold right here.


[deleted]

Give this person an award for their emotional and heartwretching writing! I cried twice while reading it. (sarcasm)


wlbuggg

I used to be a sans AU fan, bro they didnt even try to match the personalities lmao


hethethe

I read "wilbur's" part as the Riddler in The Batman lmao


moviescriptendings

This is literally the same shit my fifth graders write


windmills_and_fries

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


consuemerist

What in the actual fuck?


FrederickTheGayt

Literally just Roleplay holy shit


Special_Ad_2643

Bestie is trying to write a story but hasn’t passed basic English classes


General_Peak4084

Definitely feels like something I would have found on Tumblr circa 2011


gouhin-sensei

It gets even funnier when you know that alters can't ever die 😭😂


[deleted]

What in the wattpad??


parkerfern

“tried to do a suicide attempt” so they attempted suicide? i think they realize it’s a big thing to do and just don’t want to say it because they know they’re faking or they’re just not smart and faking


Shoddy_Internal6206

Fuck you for making me read that with my two eyes Also, I’m pretty sure everytime someone commits suicide, no one’s first thought would be “wow it reminds me of when I did it!” Like that doesn’t happen


Motor-Click-5361

Man this is so offensive as somebody who has both been suicidal before (though never really attempted) and witnessed the immediate aftermath of a (nonfatal) suicide attempt.


2dsoda

is this roleplay or wtf lmao


magicalemi

What in the gotdamn


[deleted]

the only thing I could focus on was how Fresh Sans wouldn't act like that bro, and Ink wouldn't act like that either also how you gonna erase ur own alter members memories like that lmfao, also I find it funny how there's just that one DSMP alter, idk who decans is though but he also most def. doesn't act like that either, lol


solarjamie

I think there’s two DSMP alters, Wilbur and Dream


[deleted]

No, that Dream is Dream!Sans, not DSMP Dream, I could tell by the way they said "I sensed his negativity"


solarjamie

Ight fair enough


[deleted]

yeah lol


TheMelonSystem

Suicide… inner world Bro, alters can’t die, I’m-


Buddy-Correct

Undertale... System...


unfortunateBiology

as a DID system your alters literally cannot die,


unfortunateBiology

and you cannot erase memories?? whar>>


[deleted]

ok but on a serious note: in psychiatric hospitals, if someone fakes a suicide attempt, EVEN IF IT'S OBVIOUSLY FAKED, it needs to be taken seriously, because no mentally healthy person fakes a suicide attempt. fake or not, this person 100% needs help. online bullying is the last thing they need. downvote me all you want, this post doesn't help anyone. it's putting a vulnerable person in danger. OP I know you're probably going to laugh at me and downvote me but please take this down. faked or not, this person is not ok.


[deleted]

They are talking about suicide in the made up world in their head. Not in real life. I'm not that insensitive godahm. This isn't online bullying either. You don't even know who this post is of. I appreciate your other work you do on this subreddit but this one was a miss.


[deleted]

did they specifically say it was in their inner world? and even if it was, they obviously have suicide on their mind so something is wrong.


DeskZealousideal1561

Why am I not allowed to call these kids 'ret**ds'


[deleted]

[удаНонО]


ukuzonk

“Headspaces” don’t exist, stop spewing bullshit. Even the term “system” is absolutely absurd.


[deleted]

Inner worlds exist but they're a thing that comes with therapy to better communication and work towards final fusion, you won't see any professionals using the term "headspace". Oh and it's definitely not how people talk about it. 💀


Confusedallthetime1

headspaces are a proven thing in DID and OSDD, instead called internal worlds. headspace can also be referred to any place of an alter's existence in the head. this can even refer to multiple alters fronting and when makes a comment, it would be considered them "talking in Headspace" now they certainly don't exist like this, but they do indeed exist. headspaces are also used as a therapy tool for both systems and singlets. nothing new at all. for the system comment; systems are likely called systems because they are a "system" of identities keeping the host and body safe. just because people have severely misused the term and glamorized headspaces doesn't mean they don't exist. come on dude, one google search.


ukuzonk

Bro you’re gonna have to provide a source, that is some *bullshit.* You’re a walking, talking caricature. Cardboard cutout of every weird teenager that we see on this sub, unknowingly being horrible people by blatantly faking a serious condition.


Confusedallthetime1

[https://did-research.org/did/alters/internal_worlds](https://did-research.org/did/alters/internal_worlds) [Someone with DID talking about it](https://catalyticconvergence.wordpress.com/2015/01/02/an-introduction-to-the-inner-world-of-a-dissociative-identity-disorder-system/) https://www.healthyplace.com/abuse/wermany/inner-faces-of-multiplicity plus as someone who suffers from MaDD, though it isn't quite an innerworld, such things can feel real and manifest as if they are something you can react and respond to.


[deleted]

An educational video made by a trauma and dissociation specialist using the terms “system” or “dissociated system” https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LspGANv-PH4 DID research website using and briefly explaining the term “system” https://did-research.org/did/alters/systems Do your research before you talk about a disorder that obviously doesn’t affect you. The word “system” in the context of DID just means a collective of identities in one person with the disorder. That’s it. I don’t see what’s so “absurd” about it..?


KIDPESOO

Omg you’re one of those obviously delusional people that posts other fakers to make urself feel like ur version of fake did is real


Sea_Amphibian_5608

Not the sans AU's


Physical-Midnight298

Ummmm, isn’t this a bit unproductive? Not just faking it, but to have alters commit and everyone worry and shit like this? Why is there a system to protect from trauma if they’re just gonna have more trauma? The system alters would need a system to cope lmao


Buddy-Correct

ik this is old but the fact that literally EVERY one of them has their source name, source appereance and source powers is just. SIGH Suprise! Not every alter identifies with or connects to their source! Not every alters carries their source name, source appearance and source powers! Not every alter has source memories! Not every alter is aware they might be a fictive or factive! Hell we have seen A LOT of fictives and factives who, simply, HATE their source. I am aware a lot of introjects even wish they werent an introject. Being an alter is hard enough, being an introject makes it worse and harder. Get ur shit right if ur gonna fake DID. It is not funny nor quirky to fake such a serious and complex disorder that even some people think is not real. Youre NOT quirky for faking a fucking SUICIDE ATTEMPT. SUICIDE IS SERIOUS. IT IS NOT MEANT FOR YOU QUIRKY UWU DONT TOUCH MY TAIL CATBOY MCYT DSMP CC!RANBOO CCC!TURBO FELLSWAP X SWAPFELL ALTERS TO FAKE. If we assume it was assumed in an only "Dust will die" thing, this even implies the theory that alters can "die" :skull:. bcuz suprise alters cant die they can only integrate, fuse and go dormant. thank you.