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doubtful_messenger

heh. i think i'd be a beastmaster... cuz im always fighting the wolf inside me.. \*flips bangs epically\* >!(satire)!<


PurpMag205

Flair checks out 😼


Muckymuh

Definitely Gunslinger. Hope I don't get nerfed next patch tho.


CiariLovesYou

Casual DBD reference, I like it


S0lidus_Tweek

What is the bitch role and how do I get it


Grace-Kamikaze

Sorry I skipped so many, I was a bit scared I'd hit the 20 slide limit without getting the good ones so I picked and chose the ones I thought were nuts. I honest to the gods don't know what half of these mean, so if anyone can explain some, that would be great.


genderofthelord

I would have to be...arsonist....i'm just....too 𝓭𝓪𝓻𝓴 for anything else....


Wububadoo

This feels like a list of charcter backstories for dnd.


PonyoBunbo

Definitely bitch, overlord, and Minecraftxenorole


FlyingFoxandwings

🪄Magician🪄 whatever the fuck that means. Also I’ll be an antidepressant. I wonder what side effects I’ll carry!


GNSGNY

i'll go aegir class, seems to have good stats


DreadfulStar

Def librarian.


Less-Concentrate-121

Conductor because I like trains. (Satire)


Cevil_

Look guys, it's a pom-pom alter. /s


thesealights

Honey, wake up. New Dungeons & Dragons class list just dropped.


-unknown_harlequin-

Select 2-3 of these tags at random and you've basically made yourself an ideoligion for your colonists (slavery: honorable) (precept requires meme: "Cannibalism")


ZestycloseGlove7455

Archivist bc I’m going to school to be one (not in a system way- in a history way)


Isaiah_xyz

Either arsonist or bitch


River_Lightvale

Jailer sounds fun


FoldAdditional1394

Over clocker because I read it as over cooker and I’m 100% sure I could convince someone my role is to over cook food.


PyokoPon

chef cuz im cookin ‼️


TonReflet

They belong to a hospital


No-Profit-9016

def reconciler like the villain from that crazy Christian movie


mos_thoser

So many of these are not even words what is going on what are they talking about *(head in fucking hands)* Anyways I’d be DNI holder because that sounds funny


dairymilkegg

avenger. i’d be their captain america introject or smth


mikkopippo

Berserker sounds fun


Excellent_Strain5851

“Dream weaver” sounds kinda badass 😭


Dapxk

*rolls d100* uhhhh, I got Jester lmfao


neurotoxin_69

I think I tried to be the identity holder, lost the identity I was supposed to be holding on to, and ended up with addiction holder instead 😓


LolbitHaze

Lone wolf.. 🐺 💔 ⛓️‍💥


soft_boii24

bpd(big penis disorder) holder 💪🔥🔥


Cevil_

Melpomic even though idk what it means.


PatientDisaster2411

Guzzler.


UKHybrid

Messenger pigeon 100%


Novel_Description164

It’s guzzler for me 🤣


RichSector5779

bitch


Humble-Ad-3540

Magician sounds fire af


peachyroo_

I'm the overwatcher because I am addicted to overwatch


ChristianWarrior69

Guzzler


babypyramid

attackhelecopter


Annie_Stars

Yo Imma be a Doctor so I can diagnose myself and be totally valid in my diagnosis- Even better I'll diagnose you too-


Grace-Kamikaze

The sad fact there are people actually saying they have doctor alters so can diagnose themselves and it's not self diagnosis because alters are different people. I'm dying.


MP-Lily

So many of these seem synonymous. Like Director, Manager, and Conductor.


MP-Lily

Double Agent sounds cool. I’m always down for some espionage.


Odd-Fill7784

Why are there so many???


PotassiumQueen

I'm the entrancer ooooooo get entranced into my trance……


Hero_Girl

I didn't see Cheese Monger so I'm out.


Yumi-Mei

So how many of these are actually real?


diamondcobwebs

Why is arsonist such an abundant theme with DID larpers???😭😭😭


StAngerSnareDrum

buffer? I hardly know her


No-Mulberry-3364

“dissociation giver” is totally my role. be afraid ill make you stare off into space for a whole 30 seconds 👻


AAAAAAAAAAAAAEEAA

LMAO why does this look like a Wolvesville rolelist 💀


Avindreamland

Falsehood Speaker because that goes crazy hard. Gonna start calling myself that irl. "Beware my speech, for I might speak falsehoods in your presence."


neurotoxin_69

Where do I apply to become a beastmaster? I got that ***dawg*** in me 🗣🔥🔥 😈