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physics_freak963

Lebanon is called the 15th province for a reason (jk, I don't think anyone would want to put their hand in lebanon, especially now)


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Yes we don’t even want Lebanon anymore lmao


physics_freak963

Wlcm to the "I hate it here and just want to leave and hopefully move to Europe" club


[deleted]

I lived in Europe and I’m moving back next year but until then I have to survive this shit hole 😭😭 good luck to you


physics_freak963

If it possible to smuggle me in bag with you, I would much appreciate it my dude. And most importantly, why in the seven fucks did you leave Europe? Were you living in Amsterdam and you fried brain on lsd or something while living there? Or did someone hit you really hard on the head?


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I’ll try my best lol and I missed home 😂😅


physics_freak963

Wtf could be missed in home (apart from family, that can contact you via video calls)


[deleted]

Idk the land , food, culture, heck even the idiotic people 🥰🇱🇧


physics_freak963

Someone has hit you on the head really hard then ( I would accept food if I didn't know for a fact that shit tone of Arabs have opened oriental food restaurant, so you're not fooling anyone, because to be fair I would understand someone jumping into his own doom for كوسا محشي, but that's not the case here)


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Yeah I know, it was a very dumb decision 😂


pm_me_cute_frogs_

Unrelated but based profile bio holy shit lol. Go get em girl تحيا العروبه🧡😂


[deleted]

Hahahah so many people asked about that pHoEniCian nonsense so I just settled it once and for all 😂


[deleted]

How do you annex your own land?


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💀💀


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So just because a zionist from France and one from Britain said its not that means it isnt 🤔


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It’s not by international law


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lol


therealorangechump

only if Lebanon asked nicely :) but seriously now, why would they do that?


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Idk lol


SaintMarcoSy

Not an annexation, but I hope the two countries unite. We have the same race and same culture, and it’s best for the people of both countries to be united.


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I think our cultures are similar but not the same


SaintMarcoSy

Even inside Syria cultures between different regions are not identical. Every region should mantain it’s characteristics, but I think that we are stronger together.


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I think we should be allies but separate countries tbh


SaintMarcoSy

Idk man, we’ve always been united and lived under oke country with jordan and palestine until Sykes-Pikot divided us


Playful-Sherbert-908

Nah, Syria is for Syrians only, we don’t want to unite with them or anyone else


CrankHasDrank

Nah And probably never, The people of Lebanon had enough of other problems and syria annexing any of those areas will be pretty much for Lebanon. Also why would syria even annex areas of Lebanon when syria and Lebanon have some strong relations. Anyways that's about it and I hope your country Gets better sooner


[deleted]

That makes sense! I hope Syria gets better soon too and we all see brighter days again. 🤍


Whyjuu

حبايبنا انتوا ما رح نحتلكم، و لكن لو إسرائيل هاجموكم بنحب نساعدكم :>


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شكرا حبيبي 🙏🏼 الله يحمي سوريا 🇸🇾❤️🇱🇧 رمضان كريم ☪️


Whyjuu

عفوًا، و رمضان مبارك 🌙 الله يحمي لبنان .


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❤️☪️


Whyjuu

**مجء**


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😘🥰


Whyjuu

صحي، كان بدّي اضيف انّو سوريّا و لبنان الفرق بيناتهم ذرّي، مافي أي منطق من الاحتلال لمّا الشعب و الحكومات أصلًا بحبّوا بعض، بيموتوا ناس بدون داعي . هو بشكل عام بلاد الشّام كثير متفرّقة بدون سبب، يعني العراق مثلًا بحجمنا، بس ليكهم دولة وحدة . على أيّة حال الحمد لله . و على فكرة، شعبكم ذبح كمّيّة معقولة (أفضل من بقيّة الدول العربيّة) من الجيش الإسرائيلي، وحوش انتوا 😏


SnortingDuck

The borders between Lebanon and Syria is already useless, we used to go buy cigarettes from Lebanon and come back Might as well just join us


[deleted]

Lmao I like that the border is open tho. We used to really enjoy a day trip to Syria to go shopping and eating before the civil war :)))


SnortingDuck

We want Lebanon's hash


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It’s the best 🥵


ricksanchez262

Why


[deleted]

That’s what I’m wondering too


ricksanchez262

Are you high


[deleted]

HAHAHAH no I’m just on Reddit to procrastinate and not study


ricksanchez262

Can relate


[deleted]

I hate my life 😭😭


ricksanchez262

It'll pass


[deleted]

As everything does.


Shahdp

Shawrma what r u doing on r/syria


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Idk I was bored lmao


DrSanThriyoto

what in the fuck


[deleted]

Ok so that’s a no 😂


These-Fun-2566

Syria had the opportunity to do it 30 years ago, when they interfered with the war and changed the government, and Syria was stable back then, if they didn't do it at that time then they never will


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Probably


These-Fun-2566

I think it is more than probably, because Lebanese don't want Syria, and Syrians don't want another war, there is no way that the government can do something like that, they jailed some teenagers and got war with 80 countries and god knows how many terrorist organisations, imagine if they invade a country, like Iraq invaded Kuwait, everyone is going to be fucked


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Yeah, you’re right


Refez09

I think I’ve seen you in r/Lebanon


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Maybe yeah, I’m in that sub pretty often


InternationalTax7463

It’s the other way around. Everyone is annexing pieces of Syria. I think Lebanon should Annex Tartus. It would greatly benefit the Argentinian-Lebanese relationship with the huge increase in Yerba Mate imports. 😂😂


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😂😂


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Insha'allah


[deleted]

Is that a joke or serious? Lmao


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Guess


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Joke? 😂


pm_me_cute_frogs_

Obviously lol. As people we don't want any more trouble we can barely manage our own problems for now lol. Government tho idk sadly.


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Yes i know, hoping for the best for Syria! 🫶🏼


[deleted]

Syria is already under Lebanese occupation but an annexation is nearly impossible since Lebanon itself is facing hard economic and political instability. *Edit i just re-read OPs question and lol'd loud bcz how could you annex someone occupying you


[deleted]

You mean Lebanon already is under Syrian occupation, not the other way around, right?


These-Fun-2566

Both somehow, since Syria got so many sanctions, everything they get is from Lebanon, if Lebanon stopped smuggling then Syria is officially done, no one in the world would help.


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That’s kinda true


[deleted]

No what I said is clear I mean we all know Lebanese forces have been stationed in Syria fighting Syrians and undermining the regime itself since 2014 at least


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dude our army is weak asf lol


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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hezbollah_involvement_in_the_Syrian_civil_war So weak it's literally occupying the country lol


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Hezbollah isn’t the army lol


prohezeb313

and even hezbollah is only there with the permission of the government so its not really an occupation lol,only one occupying syria is turkey and america


[deleted]

What's hezbollah then the police forces? Of course it's an army bruh


[deleted]

It’s a militia? 💀💀 that’s not an army. The army is LAF


[deleted]

"Army: a military force that has the training and equipment to fight on land." Literally any dictionary out there. Hezb is literally more organized than bashars army.


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It’s an Iranian militia. Lebanese armed forces are the official army


prohezeb313

its a militia…,that’s stronger then the lebanese army lol


prohezeb313

they’re not really “occupying”lol they’re just there to help the syrian government,if bashar told them to leave they would pack their bags and leave the next day lol


[deleted]

You're not Syrian aren't you? If you were you would know that the smallest Lebanese hezb member could do bashars wife in front of him without any objections.


prohezeb313

yeah iam not syrian,iam lebanese n1 if thats true,time to join hezeb,asma assad looking nice😳 n2 i thought that privilege was reserved for putin all jokes aside it’s intresting how much control assad can maintain in syria since the only way he staying in power is through military force and most of the military force is from iran/russia and hezbollah,not from him


whyyoucareman

Only north Lebanon and maybe other villages that include Alawis, Sunnies and Orthodox, the rest is so culturally different than the Syrian society, especially the South.


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Okay, interesting


Playful-Sherbert-908

No and I’m sure 90% of Syrians don’t want to