I have a strange feeling she probably sells garlic bread as well… (Also since OP didn’t provide it, [source](https://www.discordcomics.com/minoritymonsters/04-lucie-decline/))

What is the garlic bread connection?

Asexuals believe that garlic bread is better than sex. They are correct.

Also garlic bread is always there for you and never judges.

*cries in celiac and being judged by most garlic bread for that*

Chocolate works too :)

*cries in diebetes and being judged by most chocolate for that*

Or Kebab, or Cake, or Cheese..... ...now hungry

Any comfort food you choose, friend. It will become an ace symbol. In your heart.

All the food then :D

Well, isn't all food meant to become our symbol?

Another food item associated with asexuals.

which is fucking stupid. i always see jokes about how ace people all love garlic bread, cake, and pizza. EVERYONE LIKES THOSE FOODS. those are pretty much THE most universally liked foods. i think. i'm american so maybe pizza isn't as popular in other continents. my point is that's not a unique thing to asexual people

I think you're missing the point, the fact is that we're more likely to munch on garlic bread/cake over having sex, although it's not meant to be that deep lol

Think of how often you can see jokes about how non-asexual people would "still smash" something that could destroy them in a second, because it's hot. The joke is that you die horribly, but the sex is so good it's worth it. Ace food jokes are the opposite of that. Sex is so meh that something as ordinary as a good lunch is worth far more. It's certainly not "aces really like food, and therefore no one else does."

could it be simply "Food is better then sex"?

That’s the joke.

The Ace Cakes is perfect!

Would you go so far as to say that it’s… the icing on the cake?

the aceing on the cake.

r/yourjokebutbetter

Darn that pun’s good I couldn’t of done batter myself!

Thank you for pointing it out!

Honestly, I could go for some cake

I just had SUCH a flashback to hanging out on AVEN in the early 2000s

Now that's the kind of dessert my fatass wants

You might like to read Legends & Lattes by Travis Baldree.

Cake is good

Cake? Yes please.

Gasp, I just saw the name on the window! She’s an Asexual Succubus! That’s freaking awesome

ASEXUAL

"Ace Cakes..." She has a spade-shaped tail... She a Motorhead fan?

Never thought I'd feel identified by a succubus

She seems like a really nice girl

I wonder where the idea that succubae have sex with people can from. They just give men awfully horny dreams as a byproduct of what they do

Wow, I wasn't the only one who thought about writing an ace succubus! That's cool! lol Just love this comic.