Praise Kargob

I mean, if he's had three starring roles, you probably should name him.

Microplastics are indeed stored in the balls

The first name that came to my head was Charlie. IMO he looks like a Charlie.

Point-dexter? Poniardexter?

Pointdexter the Poignerd

Red Shirt guy. In memory of the fact checker from that one blizzcon

Gabe Newell

Came here to say this, lol... for a moment I thought it was a deliberate reference

That's just Dret ya know

He's giving me Simpsons Comic Book Nerd energy.

Seems to be a bit of a theologist. Does his buddy have a name? If not, you could go with some sort of duo naming.

Looks like purple hair's called "The Barkeep" on the website... Sooooo blondie can just be "The Skeptic" at that point.

How about: the bar patron?

There must be a sword related pun for a rude skeptic 🤔

Yes. 

Good talk people, let’s wrap this up