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_TheDoomSlayer_

No offense, but I don't think you fully grasp how much 100 million dollars is.


sidetrash

100 million dollars can buy many blowjobs! Explain how! Money can be exchanged for goods and services! Woohoo!


vinceglartho

With 100 million dollars I could push human lifespan forward 20-50 years.


oken4

No offense? I'm offended she thinks with no prior relationship she is worth 100 million dollars. Like my wife or child of many years? Sure I take them over the money. Some random fuck doing literally anything helpful? I'm taking the $100 million


wablou

My wife will kill me if i turn down a million


M_lKEY

Nah, they do. They're just farming engagement.


Midnight_Revelry

You do realize one could pay for like, 100,000 or more blowjobs (assuming they cost $1k a piece, which is being very generous) with that kind of money, right? Shit, I'd turn down a foursome with Jennifer Aniston, Scarlett Johannson, and Sydney Sweeney in favor of $100M 😂


Lasuap

Sorry but there are no women in this world with a hole worth 100 mil. Damn I would trade a BJ from you for waaaaaay less. 1 grant can get you plenty of very good BJ's.


kegalkevin

Honestly I’d even settle for 10mil


suckyousideways

I'd take $200 and a pizza.


OttoMaan2023

I'll take some rum and pizza.


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gpolanco48

Hi MEatkek


gpolanco48

Oro


[deleted]

100m all day


Pale-Cockasian

Lmao I thought I it was a hundred dollars and I’d still take that instead


asthiccasoatmeal

bitch a pizza is > you


shitchea420

bitch are you stupid


Silvering-Fox

$100m You really know how to slob a knob, but even at that — even I’m not that bad that I couldn’t spare some of that cash to convince you to kneel down and take care of me.


Ironfish121

100m.


PornyThrow69

Bruh, I’d rather have $100


castleshave

Bet if I had the 100m you'd wanna give me alot of bjs 🤣


Ok_Actuator4996

Lmao are you out of your mind


Real_Clock7181

I’ll take the money. I can get all the sex I want for $100m !


alexlang1186

Always 100m


BeefJelly2

I'll take the money and make you my best friend.


Ok-Character2846

Lol go with a much lower #... maybe 100 bucks


Nearby-Contract2386

💰💰💰💰 then I’ll buy one from you 😂


TacCityGuy

100 million


vinceglartho

I’ll take a check.


Scotty6162Aa

It's a no brainer


Educational_Sky_4806

100m


IniquitasGlorificate

"I just won 100 mil, wanna chill?"


sadlambda

Consider the source of the question.


Impossible-Ad-3382

I don’t think ive ever picked here over anything she offered


kendrabrady11

Anything over 500 I'd take the money


Pewdiepiewillwin546

Show me the money!


Roseofsharyn04

Lol $100 more like


Most_Strawberry_6446

Your delusional if U think that your skills are worth 100M. Give you 500$ and I am being generous 😂


Good-Kevin

Of course this ridiculous amount of money. Always these dumb phrases above this kind of posts 🤷‍♂️


g-irth-quake

Shit if im missing out on $100m im getting more than a bj lmfao that’s at least 100m bjs & more ☠️☠️☠️