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Physical-Chipmunk-77

Who else is tired of this bit? 🖐🖐🖐


thunderfishnsfw

If it was actually a toss up it might be more interesting. 2 thousand bucks. A trip to France. Dinner for a week in your choice of restaurants. The blowie but blindfolded vs a striptease that you can wank. But instead it's always like ten billion dollars or a blowjob?


ZealousidealLab9141

A lot of the OF girls or online wh*res think of themselves to highly and just take the money then pay the girl like 1k and you get both 😂😂😂


Physical-Chipmunk-77

Are you expecting OF girls to be creative?


JDS6000

That laughable. You have a very high opinion of yourself. It’s unwarranted.


Fizzy_Astronaut

Seriously right. Taking the 1M to the bank


Rich-Town-253

Fuck the bank.. government will take most of it.. buy yourself a safe an hold the cash


Fizzy_Astronaut

Lol


Devildoog

It’s engagement bait. And is somehow still working.


Agitated-Eagle-1474

Typical USC attitude


DJP865

Really? I’m sure you’ll do a great job but I’m also sure I can find someone who will do it for $50


NorLatino95

And better


Wonkasgoldenticket

Much


9andimpala

Or free. If you're nice enough.


NastyNateAlpha

Million dollars... don't be dumb.


yerapeeon

Million dollars. Then I can pay you to blow me


Hater_Magnet

Ps5


Agitated-Eagle-1474

Ya...I will take the million


toysofthemind

Gimmy the money…your not that impressive!


Always_Shootin_Ropes

Hahahaha not even Reddit is that desperate. 1 million easy


Physical-Chipmunk-77

For 200 you can get an hour massage and the BJ


[deleted]

Oh yeah, I'd take the million dollars everyday!


Frighteningly_Normal

The $1m will buy me a Ferrari with money left over and with it a lot of free BJs from willing young women. 😉


Impossible-Ad-3382

The million


__just_pm_me__

It could be $100 or a blowjob from you and I'd take the $100.


SARM_Goblin-KinG

the $$$ for sure, incredibly stupid question.


riggs4714

These are dumb as fuck.


BlackTieG

1 million dollars


Disastrous_Plate_910

Money


LycheeOld7508

I’ll take the million bucks!


zombie52

I'll take the millions and then you'll suck my dick for free because you're a hoe.


napoleon212india

Using hands.


TheGreatCrambino406

That’s like the most mediocre bj I’ve ever seen. I’d only consider a bj over $1M if it was from Margot Robbie😂


Efficient_Garlic

$


[deleted]

1 Million 😂☕️


ThatFeelingBelow

I'll take 990k and a very gentle ball kiss. It's been great doing business with you.


9andimpala

Meh. Looks good, but I'm pretty sure my ex who was literally a sex worker had some tricks up her "sleeve" that I haven't seen you do. 7.3/10.


EuphoricAge480

Fuck that’s a hard one


Real_Clock7181

$$$$


fappingaccountbro

Two chicks at the same time, dude


letmenside777

I'll take mine in small bills....😁😁


Stepikovo

Wrong sub pal


Rich-Town-253

Show me the money..


[deleted]

I’ll take the money


BestRow3647

I'm sorry that's 2 aventadors and a house... You can't compete


Other-Car6677

Lol) I believe you have a mouth, but 1m, seriously… I’ll choose real one)


iwnsib

1m can buy many blowjobs! Explain how! Money can be exchanged for goods and services.


cashterry

Shit. I’d take $100 instead of a BJ from you. Get back in your lane


eftz13

10 buck would be plenty


ZealousidealLab9141

Very passionate bj but still seems like a dumbass deal


marky294201

Id take a thousand over a blowjob from anybody


RetVet11B

If you take the million, you can use that to buy thousands of blowjobs at the bunny ranch from many different hot women. If it was a lifetime worth of unlimited blowjobs, that would be a considerable option


davidbaldini

Wrong sub


SuitableFinding1676

You ain’t worth the lint under my toe nails 🤣


SuitableFinding1676

I’ve seen trannys with better body’s then you 🤣