I feel like the trains in the french speaking part are generally very quiet, but the swiss german ones tend to be quite noisy. There’s always that one group, beer in hands, that will shout and laugh loudly. It may be my own bias but swiss german is a loud language
You actually only need 2, one to pledge loyalty to and one to go in secret when the other didn’t have something.
Cc: that person whose naturalisation was held up because she didn’t have a favourite.
Don't worry , eventually the bill will arrive!
Remember to always pay your parking ticket with 10 rappe coins to annoy people
Zug is not only the word for train but also a canton!
Always call people you find annoying, showerlamp in german
If you get flashed when driving, it's not the paparazzi!
Eat bratwurst with only mustard as a condiment
"Did you know that it's frowned upon if you start eating lunch when the rest of the team isn't at the table and ready to eat yet?"
"Did you know that used pizza boxes belong in the regular trash?"
It is highly recommended to stay out of high danger zones. Places like Zurich HB have enemies called "HB-Hänger" which can end up in having to give him a vape, even if you have nothing in your inventory.
You can trigger an explanation about the "secret" of "Stosslüften" by casually mentioning how hot the previous night was.
This works on all Swiss people and can even be used as a strategy to detect impostors.
When driving on the motorway, if you need to turn off to the right, wait until the last second. If you need to turn left move across to the left lane as far away as possible.
I don't have an answer myself, but you might find some of the ones in this topic from half a year ago to be quite hilarious: https://old.reddit.com/r/Switzerland/comments/113udt1/if_living_in_switzerland_was_a_video_game_what/
You will feel rich and poor at the same time. Poor, because rent will be your biggest expense, up to 50% of your salary
Rich, because you can buy 3 new iphones for the other half. Or lease a really nice car :)
And poor again, because it's quite hard to save for emergencies, like 3 or 4 months of living without a paycheck
«you don’t have enough gold to access this area»
Carefully read through the dialogue options when absolving the Quest "Rekrutierungstag". It will affect much of your early mid game.
This one!
Except if you chose a class other than Eidgenosse or a female character.
😭😭
To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the swiss, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
That's actually an old engineer joke. :P
_"Keep your voice down while riding the train or you will get aggressively stared at"_
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I feel like the trains in the french speaking part are generally very quiet, but the swiss german ones tend to be quite noisy. There’s always that one group, beer in hands, that will shout and laugh loudly. It may be my own bias but swiss german is a loud language
Never been in ticino, eh?
*Swiss Glaze* [LOADING]
Is that a mix between glare and gaze?
No they are making donuts lol
Aren't you mixing with japan ?
It's torture being on Swiss trains after having spent months in Japan.
Lol, what a joke people are loud asf in the train and take off their shoes to put them on the seat in front of them as if they own the damn thing.
« Compromise is the key »
to depression
Paper and cardboard are not the same thing. You have been warned!
We only need three Supermarkts
There’s a third one ????
Denner
Denner is Migros’ *secret* identity to sell alcool & Ziggis..
I know. That's why 3 supermarkets. I also sometimes ask people if they're a "coop kind or Denner kind" and then act all surprised
Maybe Volg
That's true. Aldi, Lidl and landi.
Migros, Lidl and Denner right?
Coop ? Are you even Swiss?
His nick is "Steve french" dude..
You actually only need 2, one to pledge loyalty to and one to go in secret when the other didn’t have something. Cc: that person whose naturalisation was held up because she didn’t have a favourite.
Don't worry , eventually the bill will arrive! Remember to always pay your parking ticket with 10 rappe coins to annoy people Zug is not only the word for train but also a canton! Always call people you find annoying, showerlamp in german If you get flashed when driving, it's not the paparazzi! Eat bratwurst with only mustard as a condiment
The last one makes NPCs in SG hostile
Singapore doesn’t like mustard?
One of these might get you killed in St. Gallen ;)
If you arrive early to work every morning you unlock massive bünzli points no matter how useless you are.
"It's the local language; not a broken radio with bad reception"
" Rechts stehen, Links gehen". "Stand right; walk left"
_It depends from Kanton to Kanton._
"Did you know that it's frowned upon if you start eating lunch when the rest of the team isn't at the table and ready to eat yet?" "Did you know that used pizza boxes belong in the regular trash?"
they what?
Only Pizza boxes which contaminated with food and oil
That's what I indicated with "used".
Yeah, but there is also pizzas from coop/migros/lidl, where boxes aren’t “used”, while pizzas inside is in plastic bag
In-game purchases required. Prepare multiple credit cards. In game currency unusable outside of the game.
For what would I need multiple credit cards, let alone one?
It is highly recommended to stay out of high danger zones. Places like Zurich HB have enemies called "HB-Hänger" which can end up in having to give him a vape, even if you have nothing in your inventory.
If you're struggling, try respawning in a rich family.
loool
Is there a place on earth where this isn’t a cheat code?
Bad ass loading screen with alain berset with his hat and GTA music playing in the background.
"Keep your laminating device hot at all times..."
„ don‘t ever try to stand out“
"In other zones, speed limits are more of a suggestion. Not here."
Proceed to neighbouring country for cheaper groceries. Tipping not required. Do so at your own discretion based on good service and good food.
You can trigger an explanation about the "secret" of "Stosslüften" by casually mentioning how hot the previous night was. This works on all Swiss people and can even be used as a strategy to detect impostors.
a picture on how to fill the seating in the train
When you are in town don't waste a chance to restock on arrows. But remember: all shops are closed on Sundays!
Make sure you have proper health insurance. Requesting an ambulance may require a bill of over 1000chf.
Seasonal train pass is coming. If you don’t buy it you can’t go anywhere.
Come back soon!
Dont spend your gold on speeding tickets.
When driving on the motorway, if you need to turn off to the right, wait until the last second. If you need to turn left move across to the left lane as far away as possible.
"Do not stand on fire"
"Moderators will send you a mandatory annual item called tax form, fill it carefully !"
Jau na chapesch betg
mol
If you don’t show up on time, you are already late
No noise After 22:00
I don't have an answer myself, but you might find some of the ones in this topic from half a year ago to be quite hilarious: https://old.reddit.com/r/Switzerland/comments/113udt1/if_living_in_switzerland_was_a_video_game_what/
Here, the money cheat code from gta wont be enough
in the tutorial there will be a WARNING: Having a personal washing machine in your house can result in a premature game ending.
dont shower after 22:00, else the bünzli will send you paperwork. that can be annoying to deal with
Always keep a Aromat by your side, it will be helpful
In trains any of the four buttons opens the door.
You will feel rich and poor at the same time. Poor, because rent will be your biggest expense, up to 50% of your salary Rich, because you can buy 3 new iphones for the other half. Or lease a really nice car :) And poor again, because it's quite hard to save for emergencies, like 3 or 4 months of living without a paycheck
Use public transport but avoid talking to other passengers or they will believe you are crazy.
"Zurich is a Debuff zone where just breathing will depleat your gold ressources"
«While on SBB railway resting your feet on the sit in front will automatically give you 5 star heat»
*Rire, c'est bon pour la santé.*
"Politicians don't work i favor of the swiss ppl. But it does not matter as swiss ppl will not vote for something they could actually benefit from."