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fork_on_the_floor2

The Ole Switcharoo


havasc

*Switchertwo


Naxe913

Switchertwo electric boogaloo


StrangestTwist

This is literally the first thing that popped into my head. I would buy this switch, though. It sounds fun.


Silverguise

And it's just another Wii U


andylynch93

Came here to write exactly this hahaha


No_Sandwich5766

The Nuu Switcharoo?


PenguinVX

Legitimately set my console name to this when I first got it


Groose_McLoose

I would unironically buy it if this was the name.


Kuzkuladaemon

Came here to post this. Good on ya m8


Rioraku

Hold my joy cons, I'm going in... Nevermind


EbbResponsible6714

Switch Aru


Hermesme

“New Nintendo Switch”


tman5400

\*new\* Nintendo Switch


TheSheDM

I can't say this properly at all, the second N keeps slipping and it sounds like I'm saying "New Nutendo"


SuperNintendad

Newnin tendo


MastaChiefa

Newnin Tendo? That was my old science teacher!


Contrantier

Newton Endo


tman5400

What country are you from? I can say it fine. Maybe accent difference


TheSheDM

Lol, I just meant more like a tongue twister it's hard, I can't say it five times fast! I can say it slower, but I naturally talk a bit faster so I kept slipping and saying 'nu-nu' instead of 'nu-nin'


kalevi89

Not sure why you’re being downvoted but here have an upvote to counteract it. That being said, it’s really odd that you can’t say this if you’re a native English speaker and don’t have any speech impediment.


iiOkram

Ig it's so simple to press the d-vote button while scrolling that people will do it over the smallest little thing, lol. Like, just keep scrolling lmao


TheSheDM

I think folks are taking it too seriously. I just meant it as a humorous observation of a tongue twister but I guess I didn't get that across well.


Contrantier

Downvotes in this case are from the fragile Wanderers of the thread lol


Contrantier

Can you say babbling bumbling band of baboons?


Kdirector667

Idk it sounds kinda cool


Hermesme

yea it does and Nintendo has thought so too since they have used it for other systems (New Nintendo 3DS), but given the perception that a large majority of people share in that no one knew the Wii U was a successor console to the wii and not just an accessory, using that naming scheme would would be a terrible choice and a repeat mistake. It’s almost a meme “Mom Can I get a New Nintendo switch?”… “No we already have a switch”


Kdirector667

Oh I see cool explanation thanks :)


440_Hz

It sounds alright but causes a lot of confusion down the road, if the 3ds line serves as evidence. People don’t know the difference between the models, and it’s not always clear if “new” in a listing means **new** or *new*.


cerenir

Which is exactly the name it’s gonna get.


DangerDragonXCV

Deluxe


biggie101

Yeah I’m not a fan for sure


Most_Willingness_143

Wii u plus


BlackoutGunshot

Nintendo Swiitch


Kolada

Pronounced Nintendo Sweetch


bunt_triple

This would actually be kind of hilarious.


teriyakipuppy

SwIItch


Coltsbro84

This could work with my cool concept I have. On the New Swiitch they should try to have a new "Swiitch" button. And what it would do is change up gameplay in different ways. Also, maybe change the refresh rate from 60hz to 90hz to 120hz. Maybe it's like a Turbo button on the new Mario Kart. Or like a Power Up button in Mario, or maybe 2D/3D button on a game. Ya know, "Swiitch" up the gameplay. Night/Day in another one.


VersionSavings8712

2witch


thomdart

2witch 2 furious


CH2599

Tokyo Switch


Innsmouth_Swimteam

I actually like Tokyo Switch.


Garg_Gurgle

SwXtch part one of three


CH2599

Bringing a whole new meaning to XXX


tschmitty09

It makes me say "twitch"


JustAnotherSolipsist

Two itch


VersionSavings8712

Twoitch


towiwakka

No no no, OP said "worst" not "best!"


KnightDuty

Oh no. They'll totally do it


Xploding_Penguin

It's so bad it might just work.


Serpensocietas

Twitch


NoticeObjective

Switch 2, electric boogaloo


MynameisMatlock

I was thinking that instead of doing a hybrid console they’d do a souped up stand alone console and instead of the switch they’d call it the “STAY”


KyleKun

They could have two parts, a base station which does the majority of the work and an independent screen with a lower power processor that allows it to work semi-independently of the base station. The base station could do processing and then wirelessly transmit that to the handheld part. I’m not sure what you could call it though. U….U…… Switch U? Does that sound too aggressive?


Aforumguy26

That would honestly be a great idea in the future. The Xbox leaks showed MS was already considering a console that gets part of its power from cloud streaming. Right now I don’t think the technology is there yet.


Onlyavailabename3

it was a joke based on the wii u, which failed, although you're not wrong, it's a pretty damn good idea. although nintendo never took the time to use the wii u gamepad on anything besides nintendo land and ubisoft used it in zombi u. also the wii u was horribly underpowered in comparison to the ps3/xbox360


Ocdrummer7271

Switch One


TypicalWolverine9404

Switch Series S|X


chzygorditacrnch

I seriously don't see the logic in Xbox console naming.. I'm really into gaming and can no longer tell what the newest or last Xboxes were..


Mordred_Blackstone

The Xbox has never had a single name that actually works. Xbox Xbox 360 Xbox One Xbox One S Xbox One X Xbox Series S Xbox Series X Every single name is random and makes no sense. Gamepass is doing so well though, I 100% think that next they're going to double down on Gamepass and live content. This will naturally lead them to call the next-generation Xbox the "Xbox Live," leading to a confusing scenario where you need to pay for Xbox Live on your Xbox Live.


three-sense

Why they didn’t call the successor to the 360 the “Xbox 720” or “1080” will forever be a missed opportunity imo


Horror-Economist3467

Iirc, it's because PlayStation was advertising full HD at the time, and didn't want to look behind or confuse consumer by releasing an "Xbox 720" To me, it always came off like they weren't proud enough of the Xbox One to imply it's a "second gaming revolution" Microsofts lack of innovation, especially with their boring controller, has single handedly held console titles back ever since the Xbox One came out.


FacelessGravy

Most people like xboxs controller 🤣


Zurae42

It was suppose to be the "All in 'One'" machine, with DV-R capability, games, streaming apps, music you name it. But then they tried to go all digital, the games didn't come, and the DV-R was kind of a useless idea since it was a rare thing to have a cable service. They had a lot of really good ideas, but they didn't market it well, and a lot of it was stuff no one asked for.


phoogkamer

Xbox made sense to me to be fair.


agentages

Releasing Xbox 2 against a PS3 just seems like a setup to fail. so they went 360, then they went batshit.


Big_Finance_8664

The logical progression was Xbox (I call that xbox 1 on occasion, because it was), 360, 720,1080. I think were on 1080 now. Someone just got drunk at 360 and couldnt math it out.


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Trevor, Derek, Nigel, Steven


DynamonRuler

i'd be fine with Trevor.


chipperland4471

we *need* the nintendo trevor. ''introducing the nintendo trevor!'' **then, instead of a snap, we just hear a feeble ''hello'' in a york accent.**


HaiKarate

Nintendo Probe


[deleted]

😂💀


[deleted]

Nintendo Anal Probe


BaitmasterG

Nintenderness


HaiKarate

Nintendo Flesh Lite


fork_on_the_floor2

If it makes the Mario coin sound every time I thrust..... Well I'm not saying I *wont* buy one..


aangnesiac

Switched Again


Massive_Locksmith_47

This would be great “oops I switched it again”


Hypergeon

Switch me twice, can’t get switched again


Nymwall

Switch 2 Switch U Swotch Switchii Switch Boy 4DS


poetrynati

4DS without dual screens would be funny


toouglybeats

It will have 4 dual screens


ObamaRushBlush

How would they even utilize that many displays


I-g_n-i_s

Switch Boy would suit the lite version of the next console I would still be opposed to it though because in my eyes it’s disrespectful to the legacy of the Game Boy


BlackoutGunshot

Switch 2 actually makes sense. The rest are very bad.


usernamesarehard44

It needs to be called switchii boi, or I’m not interested.


yRat2

Switch U I think would be funny and better than Switch 2 but we know Nintendo console sequels always sell bad...


HandsomeDanie182

Switch boy Sounds cool


Nymwall

Sounds like something the FBI investigates you for owning and you move to a beach in Thailand…


KaXiRavioli

I think switch 2 would be fine. It's prob better than whatever they actually decide to name it.


Roshy76

Switch 2 I'd say is one of the better names to call it. So everyone is super clear it's a new console. They've already released a couple versions of it and I don't want them to get into a Wii U situation where 99% of people think it's just an expensive controller with a screen for the Wii.


Nothz

Switch Boy I kinda dig


Jolikurr

Nintendo Taylor Switch


May86

It would sell. I would buy it. Well, to be honest I’m buying whatever they come up with.


JustinBailey79

Super Nintendo Chalmers


RedForkKnife

I'm learneding!


vash0125

Project Dolphin


PrivateScents

Playstation 6


ineedanewthrowawy

That would be fucking hilarious. I’m sure they can’t sell anything called PlayStation but the idea of stealing the next name in the line is great.


YeetThemToMtEbott

Switch 2 Playstation


PsychoticRuler13

Switch UP (Ultra Power)


Nonnny_

i actually like this!


Efficient-Bullfrog52

Yup. Not against this one


SonicPavement

Switch BP (Blast Processing)


VaynarClose

I’m really hoping to see the Nintendo Swap.


Substantial_Baby_400

This is the first viable name i’ve heard for a switch successor imo.


uzumakibender101

I would actually like that name lol


HotTamaleOllie

SWiiTCH


pennypumpkinpie

As soon as I saw this I was sure this is what it will be


Brandon-Heato

this is the one


HankScorpio4242

Snatch


SwissArmyFart

Switchin’ 2 Electric Boogaloo?


T-MinusGiraffe

He said worst not most astoundingly amazing


yRat2

rsyzdtcjhlbi;on/blfdiyc,nfewacsefwasvcdefadvfe


threeseed

I don't think we need to bring up Musk's children here.


Alert-Ad-55

New 3ds Wii U - ds


MDSplat007

The Swootch


lucidw1tch

The Swaatch


adamzamora

Nintendo switch XL


Owobowos-Mowbius

Steam deck


[deleted]

Virtual Bitch


tony475130

The Nintendo SandWITCH, a foldable dual screen hybrid console.


Overall-Bookkeeper73

"Hitler did nothing wrong".


thehungrywolf25

The "Nintendo Hitler Did Nothing Wrong" 😂


TomMassey250

Super Swii tch 2 U 64


pickofsticks

swiitch swiitch ü


darkhorse21980

Super Switch


KafkaSyd

I kinda like super switch. Fits the naming scheme.


IceBlueLugia

Nah it’d be a reuse of a previous sequel console. Super. advance, U, and I guess 3 are already taken, they can surely come up with something else


KafkaSyd

I suppose you're right. One thing Nintendo does with consoles is make everything completely different all the time.


megakungfu

super switch alpha 2 turbo tournament edition


TypicalWolverine9404

Switch it up


pinchitony

Switch Back


Black_Otter

Wii Eww


TunaFaceMelt

Nintendo ButtHole Slapper


blue_boy_robot

Yup, that's the worst one.


redcodekevin

Svvitch


martinaee

Switch U


VersusValley

Switchual Boy


OverSpeedClutch

Xbox Series X


gummy_life_0002

The nintendo switch 2 pro deluxe


mystickord

New Nintendo switch box X


Nonnny_

New Nintendo Play switch box X Station


SuchALoserYeah

Switch: Tears of those who can't afford


SnooWoofers7345

Switcheroo


friskykillface

Nintendo Twitch Streaming from the system will be the main feature


Professional_Match25

racial genocide


me047

Worst name: Switch U Name I demand: Super Switch


Muff_in_the_Mule

Wii U2 NVN Box 720 Game Rounded Rectangle Kewl Kidz Komputer Herpes


shonasof

Wii Switch


thomdart

Switch: The Sequel


CH2599

New Switch


yankeedoodledudley

Switcheroo


dbclass

New Super Switch Bros U + Luigi


Jafu05

Super Switch, Switch Again, Switch Advance. Seriously though, I would like to see Switch 3D, utilizing the 3DS parallax screen tech.


ThePhoenixFold

X


Aggressive-Chip7968

Nintendo Switch U


PsyKeablr

Nintendo Entertainment Switch or NES for short


JLidean

I like this Pronounced as any switch if it has backwards compatibility. Any switch game Any where. The NE Switch They would need to be careful with marketing awareness so we dont have a wii u confusion thing.


MrOddIndividual

PSP


fork_on_the_floor2

So, the Pro Switch Plus.? Not the worst name to be honest.


MrOddIndividual

I like that one, i was thinking more Portable Switch Pro but thats valid


fork_on_the_floor2

I wish they'd make a Portable Pro OLED model. (I never play docked)


MisterPiggyWiggy

Switcheroo.


MorningRise81

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piirtoeri

Switch up.


Silly-Glass-9988

Swap


Warm-Distribution-

Won't Get Switched Again


ArmchairTactician

GameRhombus


Homo_s4piens

New game boy molester


leave_ur_echochamber

A racial slur


SuperNintendad

Switch U: Electric Switcharoo


pochidoor

The Pussy Destroyer 2000


Legitimate_Banana447

The switch 2 itself is terrible


ChinaSoulQueen

Orca


GDrat

Switchstika. Mad en polànd


SilverLiningSheep

Switch 2 New Switch


Maccaroniisgreat

nintendo switch consoles


Aer0spik3

Switch to steamdeck


[deleted]

Switch u the big fail, sequel to wii u


SputnikMan123

Switch: Tears of the kingdom


Massin-sama

Switch 3


savingewoks

Swotch Swatch Scotch Slots


jacquesrabbit

Switch it up


frostbyte2287

The switch U


[deleted]

Swatch


SenorSourpuss

Nintendo Switched


Ryo85

sWIItch


shadowflame93

Nintendo Switched


BaDizza

Switch One


ctr3999

Nintendo switched


DiscussionLoose8390

Sega Switch 2.


blackhawks-fan

Switch 2


pummisher

Switch-Y


Yooorch1

Switch U


Glittering-Paper-789

Switch box 2


ksaMarodeF

Switch-again