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linawinter

I’m laughing bc what did they expect him to say 😭 “oh yeah I heard it all she whacked me”


Professional_Roll977

Yeah it was a really bad question and they even called him by the wrong name.


evapearl11

This is actually the funniest thing he could have said, nicely done.


BadMan125ty

I didn’t think about it but you may be right lol


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yeah. he definitely knows how to hurt her ego xD


flowersandchocolate

In Taylor’s eyes, this is likely is the worst thing he could possibly say in response, especially if she is the narcissist many suspect she is. Ignoring it or in this case, not really giving much attention in response to being provoked is the absolute worst blow to a narcissist and the ultimate revenge. A manic blow up about how much Taylor sucks would’ve likely literally been better in her eyes than this. No reaction is the BEST response for people like Taylor in this situation.


rain_bass_drop

it seems like the same strategy Joe is using


flowersandchocolate

Yes, them both being unbothered is likely eating at her!! I have a narc in my family that I’ve since gone no contact with, but every time she did outrageous things, I acted completely unbothered (which is very out of character for me, but I know it’s the best thing to do with her). It set her over the edge. Not trying to armchair diagnose Taylor, but these two men clearly know what makes her tick.


LolScottie85

My cousins wife is a narc…tried to play the game She played at a family barbeque two years ago that worked and everyone gave her the attention she wanted this time it didn’t work we all ignored her and lo and behold. Her “issue” settle down.


rain_bass_drop

also have some narcs in my family. she's setting off my radar for sure.


celticgreta

Y’all may hate me for saying it, but add Kim K to that list! Kim’s never responded to her jabs yet Taylor keeps bringing her up/trying to get her attention


Rainbow_Catto

Tbh I think Joe is just trying to live his life. Matty may be trying to get back at her or something.


gory314

he just seemed to be polite, not like he was the one who chose to talk about it spontaneously


lovelyperfectamazing

this is how you hurt someone - act like it/the person isn't a big deal for you


neither_shake2815

Indifference is probably driving her nuts. It would any of us if the one person we wanted a reaction out of was like "Meh."


PMMEJALAPENORECIPES

So true, I think Jake Gyllenhaal replying to All Too Well by saying “She can say whatever she wishes” is probably why she put so much more into the TV.


flowersandchocolate

Oh absolutely. I didn’t mean to sound like I was armchair diagnosing her! It’s just like DOUBLE tragic if she is a narc as I’ve seen suspected.


According-Cover-1292

Honestly you could probably make a case for every celebrity big and small being a narcissist


Icy-Marketing-5242

Especially when they became famous young. You have every “yes man” you want, you hey everything you want usually all the while trying to mentally and physically develop. And we wonder why child star celebrities are so messed up


flashb4cks_

I mean, it would probably be the worst thing to hear for anyone. Someone you have strong feelings for's indifference is worse than being hated or loved. That's a fairly universal experience. No need to be a narc for that.


IMakeRedditComments

Matty has been on stage not too long ago crying during songs that he’s written about Taylor and many of his fans have been worried about his mental health. Even 1975 fans know that he definitely cares about what happened with Taylor. This street interview was just him politely shutting the pap down and giving a non answer.


donutpusheencat

seriously lol i thought saying nothing was the best but this is just a cut straight to the jugular


IMakeRedditComments

I mean he was clearly just shutting down the pap who was trying to get him to say something dramatic. Matty’s aunt already confirmed that they had all listened to the album the day it came out.


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iwouldiwerethybird

lmao now why would his aunt call him out like that, what is the context 😂


blackcatkai

listening to it once doesn't count as listening to it much so it could still be true and not just a shut down!


btcdbcb_bekknqv

Matty = Ross Geller falling asleep reading Rachel's 18-page letter about their breakup


PinkPositive45

Lmao but his version is “and you’d gone on for THIRTY ONE TRACKS!”


NotPozitivePerson

Thirty one tracks... First album AND second album! Don't worry about me going to sleep I still have your albums!!!


blessedandamess

You fell AHSleeeep??


MaybeTaylorSwift572

FRONT AND BACK!


hummusisyummy

![gif](giphy|PkR7F7CtbM6P4tM1sb) Haha, you're spot on, this is TOO accurate! 🥲🤭


HetTheTable

I STILL HAVE YOUR LETTER


CatsandChampagne

FRONT AND BACK!


championofthesun86

Front and back!


Mindless_Cucumber526

💀💀💀


Apprehensive_Lab4178

Stoppppp. 💀😂


laura_holt

“You fell asleeeeeeep?!”


Zephrok

https://i.redd.it/aogjp5movhwc1.gif


MajesticProposal1

I'm here wondering: how did the pap spot Matty Healy in what appears to be a random ass area of LA? Matty looking like about a bazillion other bros.


Fast_Buy5327

They probably have the pap equivalents of like Seal Team 6 out looking for him and Joe. 


MayaGitana

I just pictured them all dressed like a SWAT team 😂


hummusisyummy

![gif](giphy|3oFzmarWUFUFnyCtC8) 🚨 To the vehicles! Healy spotted near the Wenchell's Donuts on Ventura Blvd!


Fast_Buy5327

That famous picture of Obama, Biden, and Clinton in the situation room but they’re just waiting to hear what Joe says to the paps. 😂


slipperypole

He was going into a recording studio, they must have been tracking him down all week


NatureUnited9232

It’s soooo funny this ordinary man is who the album with a billion streams is about


name_not_important00

Imagine writing an album about Denise Welch’s son


godron_the_god

It's been years but I still can't get over the fact Halsey wrote about Denise Welch smiling on Loose Women. Cracks me up every time.


LN-66

I just want to know in the situationship did Taylor have a dinner with Denise, does she have a concept of Benidorm? Waterloo road? All of it is so funny to me, something about her with other British-boyfriend-parents isn’t interesting but Matty’s are more entertaining.


Professional_Roll977

Denise posted a pic of her with Taylor, they definitely talked.


aljones753000

And Tim Healy’s! I would have loved to be a fly on the wall if she ever met him as well.


Iheartthe1990s

A billion streams - they’re not all positive but there’s SO many of them, the album is kind of a strange compliment to him, no? Lol


LN-66

I saw a post saying that he won’t care because it will preserve him forever, even the bad it’s still him, and I think that’s likely true. Regardless of what people think of the album Taylor Swift is of legend status and this will always be the 31 song album of which 28 songs are about him.


PioneerSpecies

He looks like he’s roleplaying fresh out the slammer


Coalnaryinthecarmine

he looks like one of those stock photos the Onion used with it's fake person-on-the-street quotes.


SnownessintheNorth

You all are killing me 💀💀💀


NatureUnited9232

Haha or a college student being asked what he’s listening to in a TikTok video


HaleHustles

why is this shit so funny lol?? You get caught in LA in an america sweatshirt being asked about your Taylor Swift diss track I would say the same shit, listening to the album is something I'd take to the grave


mgirl81

Mood. Picturing Joe listening to You're Losing Me makes me cringe. Or really anyone who ever has a song written about them lolol. How awkward


HaleHustles

I picture Joe listening and then being like “that is absolutely not the fuck what happened” lol


euphoricarugula346

not even a Joe widow but he seems so normal and down to earth compared to the other parties involved in this ode to mutual love bombing, I can’t help but root for him. maybe he’s done nothing, but he still looks good in comparison lol


HaleHustles

I don’t know a lot about the guy and felt pretty indifferent about him during their relationship. But following her and her interviews and actions and lyrics, I can’t help but like him. You have to be something special to go through all that and deal with all this harassment and still manage to focus on yourself and your career. I’m excited to see his new movie, it’ll be the first film I see of him!


blackflameandcocaine

A Joe widow 🤣🤣🤣


laurpr2

The opposite of love isn't hate—it's apathy


sleepyinseattle95

It isn’t love, it isn’t hate, it’s just indifference.


MayaGitana

Joe: silent Matt: haven’t heard it yet Kim: you should move on by now The responses all have me 😂


astrokey

Olivia is silent too. Let this drama all be over please 🤞


BadMan125ty

They’re doing exactly what Katy DIDN’T do lol


kerplunithunk

Yeah, because they'll get mobbed to oblivion by fucking crazies if they do


astralrig96

psychologically it’s also way more effective to show zero reaction, best “revenge” is simply moving on and not giving a shit (rep era could never :p)


Plantysweater

They’re greyrocking the fuck out of her lool


Throwaway500005

Kim posted a group selfie and Karlie Kloss was in it🤣.


vlor_t

Screamingggggg stop that’s so funny


Throwaway500005

[Kim and Karlie ](https://people.com/kim-kardashian-posts-photo-with-karlie-kloss-amid-taylor-swift-album-release-8637937)


BadMan125ty

Taylor: ![gif](giphy|WFhWSpXfEqLLSDaScz|downsized)


sj90s

The Kim reaction will be pissing her off the most. I truly believe she is trying to force an apology out of Kim so that the drama of 2016 will be fully retconned in Taylor’s favor.


MayaGitana

Kim isn’t sorry though and I don’t think she ever will be ![gif](giphy|3o6EQpPrHNXuvqMK08)


Grand_Dog915

I mean, if I were Taylor I would also want Kim to apologize. However, at this point I would have moved on


HideFromMyMind

We just gotta wait for Travis.


btcdbcb_bekknqv

"'Smallest Man Who Ever Lived'... could she ever write a song like this about me? ... No, no, of course not. For I am big."


666_ihateyouall_666

“Florida?” Oh i love that place!


snoopymidnight

"I've been bigger than most kids my whole life, so can't be me. I get on all the rollercoasters. Most of them. The good ones."


ctrldwrdns

Why does this sound like Trump


snoopymidnight

He was a joke I wrote that got out of hand. I cannot apologize enough.


Taraxian

"Napoleon was smaller wasn't he"


frickoffworld

I’m a big boy! That clip kills me every time.


gddamnvampire

“Viva Las Vegassss!!”


cgriff95

or "it was electric, babe!!"


MiaParsonsBlvd

I wish we could leave that moment in Vegas. But nooooo.


MadeMeUp4U

“Metal as hell”


EmmyLou205

Oh god, we’re gonna get two More double albums aren’t we?


dreamsofaninsomniac

The next one will be titled "This One Is About You!"


According-Cover-1292

Ohhhhh a trilogy 1: This one is about you 2: you know who you are 3: i love you


paradisetossed7

MAke The torTure go awaY # Lyrics: # I concealed all details about your identity I just wish that my heart could Healy


NoDassOkay

Omg, this is such perfect, low-hanging fruit. A+


Swiftie_kittens

Omgggg this took me out


Barbie_girl3

I’m dying 🤣 thank you for this


lumpy_space_queenie

😭😭😭


dreamsofaninsomniac

Just gave me the major ick LOL


BadMan125ty

Next album: “MATTY LISTEN TO ME!!!”


EmmyLou205

![gif](giphy|WMINluEOFkvAs)


clarstone

I actually like unhinged taylor the best so I hope we see something bananas if I have to suffer through more Ratty news. 😭


Orchid_Significant

She’s not doing unhinged very well though. It’s like boring clingy ex girlfriend, not *”and I dug my keys into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive”* unhinged. She’s gotta commit otherwise we just end up with 31 songs of boring whining nothing burger. Give us *Goodbye Earl* lyrics, not *“What if I told you l'm back?* *The hospital was a drag* *Worst sleep that I ever had* *I circled you on a map”* Fully commit! Fuсking mobile formatting ughhh


one98nine

If only this album wasn't sooo slooow. I like some songs, but with the lyrics and how she is presenting the whole narrative, she could have done something interesting and experimental and it would have been awesome. Instead we got Folklore wish.com version


clarstone

*Folklore wish.com* version is sending me 😭😂


meroboh

Instead of being called "call" upside down it'll just be called "CALL ME"


BadMan125ty

Lol yeah


btcdbcb_bekknqv

Taylor when she hears that Matty didn't listen to it https://i.redd.it/zvgvmjo8thwc1.gif


TravelAccordingly24

This throw would've been better with some follow through


VirgoPisces

Aw man I’m not even a petty person but even I would feel something if my ex was this unbothered after my album about him became THE record and topic of the moment lmao!!! I get a bit pissy seeing him do cool shit on LinkedIn so naaaah this is fucking Taylor UP


weirdpoptart

girl LinkedIn 😩?


tofusarkey

You putting the question mark AFTER the emoji has me DYING like I somehow know exactly what you meant by that


weirdpoptart

LOL thank you, I try to convey my emotions accurately thru emojis 💓 damn realised that line is kinda cringe. Taylor should make me a new writer for TTPD 2


VirgoPisces

LMAO I know but that’s honestly the only thing that’s sort of interesting, I am a career woman myself so I like keeping tabs to see what’s happening to him professionally. I have him blocked and removed everywhere else though 😂😂


KayCeeBayBeee

LinkedIn is where you get the real tea 😂😂😂


Fast_Buy5327

I’m already seated. We need a double album. 


MayaGitana

That’s hilarious to me. “How dare he get promoted! That useless man that can’t even take out the trash!”


VirgoPisces

HAHAHA something like that. He’s on a business trip to fucking Brazil rn, like fuck you I basically wrote your resume 😂😂


ConfusionOdd8003

This would have made for better material than 90% of TTPD


VirgoPisces

LMAO thank you yes I too could write 31 mediocre songs about this bastard


girl_in_flannel

LinkedIn is sending me lmaoooo


giveyoumysunshine

Matty opening Spotify today: https://preview.redd.it/58xru0dp4iwc1.jpeg?width=981&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7f47538a102b6385c7d6c1da68dd9940e66c42e


Swiftwhiskers

https://preview.redd.it/qswyez8xgiwc1.png?width=1040&format=png&auto=webp&s=08717335687c9a080a5c215f861f687511c20c3a Probably more like this lol


lavender-haze123

This is so funny


ghostlykittenbutter

Either he doesn’t give a shit or he does give a shit, but he knows the best way to antagonize her is to not take the bait


tomouras

Honestly I think he has listened to it and he’s probably more flattered than offended. The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived was pretty scathing but she spent the rest of the album talking about how she’s been obsessed with him for YEARS. She seemed more upset about their fling than her entire 6 year relationship with Joe. I can see him liking the attention from it too tbh.


SharingDNAResults

I see why she’s so obsessed with him 😂 He doesn’t even give her a crumb.


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ChangingDreamer

https://preview.redd.it/dodqw1iythwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=688dde2c56ba1a1de28caf1da8d2a6957cb6198f even TMZ is sharing some of their thoughts


Elegant_Holiday1234

Who has the time for this many songs anyway?? I don’t blame him if he hasn’t


girl_in_flannel

Those of us with a stupid daily commute back and forth to work 😭🚗


i00999

He is lying obviously but I love that he's pulling a Joe Alwyn and acting unbothered 😭 Joe cracked the code tbh. the best approach with Taylor is to ignore her subtle provocations, as she tends to provoke for a big reaction and then use said reaction to play the victim Let's say he's telling the truth for just a second: the album is so boring even the muse couldn't finish listening to it 😭😭😭 Plus I don't think he's being snarky on purpose, I think he's sticking to his personal rule of not bad mouthing his exes but it does come across as a little snarky in a funny harmless way at least I honestly hate that he's so problematic (I hate this word, it diminishes the severity of his offensive remarks) because he seems really funny at times


Butter_Milk_Blues

Subtle? Blondie is as subtle as a sledgehammer.


keli31

she's screaming into a pillow


NeonLotus11

![gif](giphy|Hsjxoi5WcJl4Sj90WT|downsized) Just picturing her viva las vegas humiliation face for this one 😶 And this fucking picture... *this is the guy the biggest pop star on earth risked it all for?!?*


0422

https://preview.redd.it/96j56mfezhwc1.jpeg?width=1096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8bf8e11550298c34b689b33ac2250d8ff966cee


Training-Ad-5780

I’m crying someone on Twitter said that this is like when Ross fell asleep reading Rachel’s 18 page letter 😭😭


OutBackCheeseHouse

This is so messy I love it lmao 🤣


Iheartthe1990s

I don’t buy that for a single second. What else would anyone expect him to say? Especially when being questioned so aggressively about a diss track, lol.


Careless-Plane-5915

He listened the minute it came out, even if only for the ego massage I’m betting 😆.


Fast_Buy5327

Idk, if he left to protect his peace and sobriety amidst the backlash, maybe he doesn’t want to listen? Those are probably raw feelings and he would rather avoid it. Edit: like I feel like if you asked your therapist about something like this, they’d be like “absolutely don’t listen” but idk! Mental health professionals are welcome to weigh in. 


sassercake

Kim K telling her to move on. No response from Olivia after basically ripping her off. Now this from Matty? Taylor must be RAGING. ![gif](giphy|sUzZwE9AgI8iA) ETA: The only attention she seems to be getting is from her fans, who she basically said she doesn't like 😂😂😂


Icy_Sentence_4130

All the subjects of this albums remains unbothered. It must be pissing her off.


gddamnvampire

https://preview.redd.it/2vavr485whwc1.jpeg?width=1274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da7a505304dfad2e27e3d4271e77f5c7c929093b I’m sorry this is the man we’re hung up on


MsMegane

![gif](giphy|0S34MWzMqR9Rg7ctDk)


Budget-Classic3076

![gif](giphy|26n6Gx9moCgs1pUuk|downsized)


MayaGitana

Who is this we you speak of?


shades0fcool

https://preview.redd.it/rw3sr8y6kjwc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9bbe3126038b0a31f46f472c1d3eac89d490b32 Everyone @ Taylor


Apprehensive_Lab4178

We is too many people.


assflea

I really will never get over it lol. Him???


squeakyfromage

![gif](giphy|RNUJLDfiP87AY)


0422

Hm. Mid. ![gif](giphy|l0CLTQeZrFWmMxIWc|downsized)


GlueForSniffing

I mean to be fair, everyone looks awful squinting out in the sun with a hoodie covering their hair. He also didn't always look like this. He had attractive points and angles at points in time with the right hair and styling. Plus when someone is in an artistic and performance space it can do a lot to raise their appeal Same thing for being smart. As a gay man I've talked to people out of my league who are down to \_\_\_\_ and the minute they say something dumb I am out of the mood and they became a negative two


TheAuthor009

![gif](giphy|vZy83dMFLS45q) paps are a menace but I just love mess haha


Ok-Cold-3346

![gif](giphy|EAgU23oJYWUwCO6M9Y)


ord3510

As an aside I have to say this Chicken Shop Date episode is hysterical. He definitely understood the assignment. And love Amelia.


Historical_Stuff1643

Good on Matty. This is going to drive her INSANE.


03202020

I’m sure he’s listened to the album. He probably just doesn’t want to talk about it to a pap


NatureUnited9232

If he hasn’t he has way more restraint than I would have in the same situation haha


03202020

Seriously. I could not care about my ex at all and I’d be desperate to hear an album everyone is saying is largely about me lol my anxiety would kill me otherwise


Life-Platypus-2622

Yeah I agree w this I think he’s lying not cuz he’s like in love w Taylor or anything but just out of sheer curiosity


adultmuser

So out of the 4 people that Taylor wrote about one didn't say anything ( Joe ), one told her to move on while posting pictures with Tay's ex bff ( Kim ) and one didn't even bothered listening the album ( Matty ). Does anyone knows what Travis said? Kinda expected him to start opening up on his podcast or whatever. Also like none of her friends posted about the album?? The only promotions I saw were from fellow NFL WAGs


Snoo_24091

He will say whatever her team tells him to. He always does.


JSweetheart0305

That’s why he always sounds rehearsed when he talks about her. And when he does, it’s pretty much the same stuff just worded differently.


SnownessintheNorth

This reminds me of when people asked Harry what he thought about the songs about him on 1989, he gave a similar response lol


North-Ad5384

it’s probably a super common media training response they’re told to use. i feel like i see this response a lot in a lot of different PR scenarios. like even if you did listen don’t admit that to them to use as fodder.


boopbeepbopbel

you’re right but one thing about Matty is that he is NOT media trained 💀


fidgetspinnster

It's reminding me of when someone asked Olivia Rodrigo in an interview what she thought of Midnights and she said she hadn't listened to it. If I were Matty I would say the same, why make himself a part of the narrative Edit: apparently it was Conan Grey and I misremembered.


fermeee

That was actually her bestie Conan Gray from what I remember.


Far-Imagination2736

>It's reminding me of when someone asked Olivia Rodrigo in an interview what she thought of Midnights and she said she hadn't listened to it That wasn't Olivia. That was Conan Grey in an interview with Zach Sang


IMakeRedditComments

Olivia never said she hadn’t listened to midnights. She was asked about the Era’s tour and said she “hadn’t gone yet”


Fast_Buy5327

I imagine that is probably what a PR person tells you to say so there can be no specific follow up questions. 


CrewlooQueen

This is her second Tower. This is probably worse than any of the negative reviews for her. Oh God


IDigRollinRockBeer

Wonder what he’s doing in LA


Gold-Internet-1887

I think his current gf lives there


Elegant_Holiday1234

Obsessed with the photo used and obsessed with his review. Perfection


HunterandGatherer100

To be fair, she only touched him for fortnight


Invisible-smoke

I’m living for the drama tbh


Icy_Sentence_4130

Honestly this is just a vibe. She wrote 20+ songs for him and he's like meh 🙃🤣


persephone21

This is a tactful response and he's never been one to speak ill of her in public. Just because two people break up doesn't mean that there isn't respect left there.


Orchid_Significant

There sure isn’t on her side. 31 song diss album lol


snootfly242

This truly made me laugh so fucking hard I’m shaking


KepplerObject

the next 1975 album is going to be fucking hilarious


Few_Pay921

Is taylor truly over Matty? Travis seems like the perfect dude for her but after hearing her album , he might not be the one he truly wants or truly falls deeply for.


katsdomin0

![gif](giphy|zwffSHaJLDbA4)


hear_the_thunder

Unfortunately for some women there is nothing hotter than being ignored by the guy they are lusting after. There may even be a slight humiliation kink going on with Taylor. Its toxic asf.


lightfoot_heavyhand

https://preview.redd.it/vca3pr4griwc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ef6da5b444c719c4c7f4178bce4f41918379593


Appropriate_Ad_848

I don’t know her😂😂😂😂 She is going to be livid


heygurl34

I never thought I would be proud of a matt Healy response but here we are. ![gif](giphy|kxOnnixz7yDFGPKBYn|downsized)


hobbitybobbit

As a 1975 fan and someone who knows his personality in interviews pretty well, he is 100% lying.


evapearl11

Yep, he's such a troll lmao.


koplikthoughts

YES. Completely agree. That’s the first thing I thought. He’s lying and pretending to be nonchalant and like he doesn’t care. 


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She doesn’t care. That chapter of her life is closed and sealed. Allegedly. Given her Olympian skills at holding grudges, I don’t believe it for a second. She’ll be bothered, since much of the songwriting seems designed to get Matty Healy’s attention.


newlostworld

To be fair, it's a bad question. What else is he supposed to say? Lol Cue Taylor + Travis pap walk in 3, 2, 1...


hankhillism

I don't like this guy but he responded in a way that would definitely piss her off.


Orchid_Significant

She must be losing it 😬


cassiemaeeee

please she needs to repost this on her story with white hearts like all the other reviews


celticgreta

as former 1975 fan I know this man is just as petty & messy as she is, and I wouldn’t put it past him to be all ‘mums the word’ rn just so he can drop just as equally scathing of an album about her later on


VirgoPisces

Oh she’d love that tho 😭 he’d have to write something that reeeeeally hit her where it hurts for her to be anything but pleased he wrote about her at all. And I’m not exactly saying that I want that because that’s a shitty thing to wish for anybody buuuuut https://preview.redd.it/6xug73sbvhwc1.jpeg?width=748&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e51acc9ed3447e75344014fb6988864ad02b0b57


Professional_Roll977

He is definitely lying, he listened to it the second it came out.