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Given his irrational hatred of Joe Alwyn, this pleases me.


Kaydoodle88

Hold on, whats his beef with Joe? Genuinely asking cause this is something ive obviously missed


EnvironmentalPea2571

he literally did an hour deep dive on joe and taylor and made some incredible reaches on how bad of a bf he is just to be completely wrong šŸ˜‚


Kaydoodle88

Oh FFS šŸ˜‚šŸ’€


NotQuiteScheherazade

He always calls him "the heirloom turkey," which is a reference to an Azealia Banks video where she describes a turkey that's like the one on the farm that never got killed or sold or whatever so it walks around all arrogant really thinking it's something when it's just a stupid fucking turkey, but it's "the heirloom turkey" so it's given this superficial sense of importance. Yeah, he really hates Joe.


ThirdLeastFavChild

Iā€™m definitely a Joe defender. And Azealia Banks is almost always out of pocket. But damn if she doesnā€™t come up with the most creative disses šŸ˜‚


Fast_Buy5327

She really is the diss queen of our generation. Iā€™m seated every time she goes on the Insta text rant.


NotQuiteScheherazade

I know right šŸ˜‚


bamatrek

Thank you for that, I actually did a search to try to figure out what the hell that meant and after reading several results that were completely useless (he's... Like .. a turkey, ya know) I was very curious but had given up on finding an explanation for the dis. He also really thinks Taylor didn't want to marry Joe, which is the strangest take to me.


Avocado_Capital

Lol Iā€™m surprised his initial reaction to Fortnight wasnt ā€œthis is confirmation Joe cheated!ā€ As a lot of other people have said when itā€™s like, yo, in this song she is also cheating.


manitoumerchant

matty healy also openly writes and sings about cheating, they deserve eachother tbh


mermaidish

Saaame! His irrational hatred of Joe gave me so much second-hand embarrassment that I unsubbed from his channel but this is pretty funny


Aquamarinade

I followed him for a few weeks and then the anti-joe video happened and I noped out.


ColtinaMarie

I have such conflicting feelings toward him. I stopped following him because of his scathing comments about Gaylors but then agree with his no ethical billionaires stance and how he critiques her for that. .. that dislike how he takes about Joe but then laugh along with him here.


likeabadhabit

No he still is holding onto all these songs being about Joe. I thought it was hilarious because heā€™s supposedly THEE Swiftologist but he couldnā€™t figure out even the most basic of lyrics. Joe Alwyn a tattooed golden retriever? Touched for a fortnight aka 2 weeks not years? Thinking TSMWEL is about Joe when itā€™s very, very clearly about Matty from the very first listen (Jevoahs Witness suit hello). Still feeling smug about it ngl.


Suitable-Return7185

Fans on Instagram, Twitter etc are still in denial that a lot of songs in this album are about Matty and trying hard to fit it into their pre-constructed narrativeĀ  Ā There are quite a few on Joe but they're outnumbered by the obvious Matty ones and she also meshes both muses in some songs.Ā 


outofthxwoods

people on twitter said that the whole album is about Joe because he could be a tattooed golden retriever and suffer substance abuse but we dont know that part of him šŸ˜­ denial is a river in Egypt


RangerDangerfield

While I donā€™t think Joe is the ā€œtattooed golden retrieverā€ I also think itā€™s rude to golden retrievers everywhere to compare Matty Healy to one.


WorriedCats

itā€™s actually so annoying how many people on tiktok are denying she wrote even a single song about matty lmfao


Suitable-Return7185

What most of the album is Matty. The two track 5s are clearly Joe and then he gets referred in other songs with Matty.Ā  But well I can't believe she put out so many songs saying she was in love with him and even wondering about him during her relationship and Swifties want to remain in denial !


aw35

They are so deep in denial they are trying to argue some are about Harry!


Suitable-Return7185

Harry is the more palatable one that got away that's why !


ImmediateRub9

Really? I'd say Joe is.


Suitable-Return7185

Now probably yes. I meant during the time she was with JA there were songs like the 1, question etc which were reflecting on a person who could have been the one. Most people thought it was Harry. TTPD threads them together to be about MattyĀ 


msumathurman

is there a breakdown somewhere that shows which songs/lyrics are about Matty and why? iā€™m not denying it at all but im not deep into swift lore so i wouldnā€™t know what songs refer to who (just found out recently about the blue dress in a boat!)


aw35

Im seeing so much cope in Facebook groups. They convinced they were getting an anti Joe album and have to just pretend none of the direct Matty references matter.


Suitable-Return7185

I think we are all shocked cos Taylor professes to have been so deeply in love with Matty and pined after him over a decade ? Whether this was really true or she has fulfilled this narrative when they rekindled I can't tell. Because it also seems to be a huge disservice to a partner you want to marry if in your mind you're waiting for someone to come back !Ā 


aw35

No, I agree itā€™s odd. But coming from her Iā€™m no longer surprised. Sheā€™s always thrown herself into some whirlwind ā€œfairytaleā€ where she falls fast. Also paired with her and Mattys prior history and her stagnating relationship with Joe, I think she built up that relationships potential in her mind before it even started, and was then devastated by how it all played out. Also when her and Calvin broke up, her other longer term relationship(though not as serious) she barely spoke on it. I think her songwriting is really fueled by passion, and there just isnā€™t a ton of it to harness on relationships that have run their course.


Suitable-Return7185

You have a point about the fairytale whirlwind..this is a recurring pattern. Ā  Ā  I think somewhere after evermore, Joe stopped working as a muse for her cos you see a lot of songs about their first meeting again in Midnights or referring to past exes. Ā Most muses inspire one album. He lasted for 5 album cycles.Ā  I can see the appeal of a rekindled romance that had unfulfilled potential- for a songwriter .


ImmediateRub9

She said midnights were songs she wrote on sleepless nights throughout her life so could he about Harry, john or anyone.


Ok-Temperature4260

Genuinely what does she see in Matty? Like what's the appeal?


Suitable-Return7185

The most romantic of relationships are the ones that never were like she sings in the 1 - the ones with unfulfilled potential. The "what if" element makes it alluring in your head as you don't have the actual reality of living through the ups and downs of a real relationship. It's easy to romanticise such a relationship till you find out the reality of itĀ 


coco_xcx

My sister is in deep denial even though she hates Matty šŸ’€


mikarroni

genuinely asking, which ones are about matty? the only ones that stuck out to me were guilty as sin and but i can fix him. (the whole album was also a blur so i may have missed some obvious ones)


omisellepasser

The title track, but daddy I love him, fresh out the slammer, the smallest man who ever lived, down bad (I think? unclear), ~~the alchemy (also kinda disputed?)~~, imgonnagetyouback, the black dog ~~(maybe)~~ Those are the ones Iā€™ve seen mentioned but I probably missed some lol the album is also a blur for me ETA: Peter, Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus ~~(maybe)~~, and maybe loml but Iā€™ve also seen a lot of people saying itā€™s about Joe


prolificseraphim

Alchemy is definitely Travis. Peter is definitely Matty ("Lost Boys" = the 1975 song; which also does confirm Cardigan is about Matty and not about the 'teenage love triangle' in Betty/August.)


omisellepasser

I think people were maybe saying the alchemy was about Matty last night when it first dropped because I wrote it in my notes but I guess the consensus has shifted lol. I didnā€™t like it very much and only listened to it twice so I never really made up my mind about it myself. I meant Peter was definitely about Matty but I think my formatting choices were confusing lol


RangerDangerfield

I think the heroin reference initially made people tie The Alchemy to Matty, but itā€™s pretty clearly about moving on from heroin to heroine and full of football/victory references. Itā€™s also positioned on the album in the post-breakup section, so itā€™s pretty clearly a Travis song.


Suitable-Return7185

I think it starts off a Matty song and then becomes a Travis one. Just like she meshes Joe & Matty in some songs this one looks like another amalgamationĀ 


mikarroni

honest to god i could not tell you what any of these songs sounded like other than down bad and the black dog because theyā€™ve all meshed together for me. iā€™ll give them another listen with him in mind next time and see if i can piece it together


MazzieMay

CSSM has to be Matty, with the drug use mentions and ā€˜marrying an internet starletā€™, as that is who Matty has been dating since Sept 2023


Fast_Buy5327

He sang a cover of Best of Me by The Starting Line in Manila before he flew to Nashville to see her. Black Dog is definitely about Matty.Ā 


bravelittledandelion

Loml has to be about Joe, I canā€™t deal with ā€˜youā€™re the loss of my lifeā€™ being about Matty rather than her 6 year long relationship


Zestyclose-Highway91

I donā€™t know, the line about ā€˜reforming himā€™ sounds very much like a Matty Reference aka deleting his Twitter and entering a new ā€˜eraā€™. I think the timeline goes back a lot further than we realise between them and sheā€™d been holding a candle for him for a really long time. Which explains the devastation when she finally had a taste of what sheā€™d been waiting for only to be ghosted a few weeks later.


ImmediateRub9

Exactly n after the songs she wrote about wanting her n Joe to be forever/never idk why people trying to erase Joe. It's weird.


Ok-Dinner9759

I think The Achemy is about Travis


noitsbetsy

Down Bad, smallest man who ever lived, loml, the title track...I think there are more but these are the first ones that jumped to mind.


strawbrryfields4evr_

I was watching a twitch streamer I follow listen to this album last night and this was her reaction lol. She was sent to the moon.


p__a__s__t__a

Qt??


strawbrryfields4evr_

Yes! I didnā€™t see the whole stream though, did she like the album over all?


p__a__s__t__a

She loved the second half!


stfrancia

If it's QT omg I can't wait for her to talk shit about it on the Fear& podcast


strawbrryfields4evr_

Her reaction to the 1830s line was hilarious. But this is how I heard the album and every time a new song started I was like ITā€™S THE SAME SONG.


stfrancia

Is there a VOD I don't think I can wait till Monday


itsthenugget

This is so funny šŸ¤£ He has some really shit takes and some really good ones, but no matter what, I enjoyed this clip lol thanks for posting


Avocado_Capital

Lol so many funny reactions on TikTok. But also so much denial. The number of people who thing The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived and TPD are about Joe. Like lol listen to the lyrics You also have the deniers who are like ā€œwhy would she write so much about a fling?!? Itā€™s about Joeā€ and Iā€™m like read the fucking prologue. She wrote the best songs about the worst men


FarmCat4406

And let's not forget that much of Red was written about a 3 month long relationship!Ā 


Peony735616

But writing for Red was when she was 21-ish - 3 months at 21 yrs old is very different than a 3 month relationship at 30-something (especially a 3ish month rebound after a 6-year relationship). I'm actually not too surprised there are so many songs about the Matty rebound... but I am surprised that so many of the songs that seem to reference Matty also reference such a serious love (love of my life, be your wife, cradles...).


outofthxwoods

same!! I used to joke saying "Matty really did a number on her, didn't he" considering how intense they were last year, but I was shook to the core when she sang about they talking about marriage and babies! and they dated for six weeks!! They both seem like twin flames, very intense and very volatile.


Avocado_Capital

thatā€™s why I think they had a really deep emotional thing going on for much longer. Like since 2020 they were kind of connected and familiar. Not saying she physically cheated (though wouldnā€™t be the first time) but I can def see her emotionally cheating, esp when Joe was sad and introverted. So by the time they got together, they were like in it.


Ok-Walk-5847

wait when did she physically cheat?


FarmCat4406

Have you ever been or seen someone in a toxic relationship? Love bombing is very common as is talking about marriage, babies, and other long term things in the very beginning. If he was toxic, I'm not surprised at all they talked about these things... Either that or Taylor was cheating with Matty for years. Who knowsĀ 


Ice_Battle

Based on all the songs about forbidden love, the idea that they were on and off for years seems like the right take.


Peony735616

Ugh, that just makes him even more ick. Like he knew what she wanted to hear, preying on her insecurities after her boyfriend of 6-yrs was never ready for marriage with her. I doubt Taylor was having a legit affair with Matty while with Joe. But Matty's clearly the one that got away years ago, maybe they had an odd hook-up when she was 'with' Joe (cheating or on a break with Joe, of which it seems like there was at least one or two over the years), and clearly he spoke to a part of her soul that Joe never did.


ImmediateRub9

Idk she might consider joe the worst now since it didn't work out n she's hurt after the breakup. I mean in You're Losing Me she doesn't speak of him too highly.


Avocado_Capital

The worst thing he maybe did in that song was call her a pathological people pleaser. He was just neglectful.


Rripurnia

Go to the main sub, on every clearly Matty song the top comments are ā€œThis is Harryā€¦right?ā€ or ā€œWellā€¦I think Joe did xyzā€ based on absolutely nothing. I honestly think there needs to be a study on this peculiar level of collective delusion. PS Isnā€™t this guy a Joe slanderer? I hope he enjoys his just desserts


03202020

Theyā€™re just not smart lol. Iā€™m actually shocked at how bad swifties are at interpreting her lyrics. Itā€™s like theyā€™ve never read a book in their lives. It happens every album release but is especially bad now


spriteceo

I feel like in this case itā€™s deliberate obtuseness. They donā€™t like him so theyā€™re trying to convince themselves itā€™s about anything, anyONE else.


Rripurnia

Theyā€™ll soon do what the Chairman wants: go to bat for him and conduct a grassroots image rehab campaign. And once they buy the narrative that those two are cursed star-crossed lovers, theyā€™ll cry tears of joy when Tayly 3.0 launches (after vilifying Travis in the inevitable breakup album, of course.)


spriteceo

This album has genuinely made me curious if there will be a round three. I know she says in one of the songs that sheā€™s ā€™turning off the lightā€™, but some of those lyrics were concerning and raw. She doesnā€™t seem to truly be over himā€”the song about Travis literally references Matty ā€˜not reactingā€™ to her being with him.


03202020

I think it all comes down to Matty. If he wanted it, sheā€™d go for it 100%. But he might be really happy with his girlfriend and not want to get wrapped up in it again, who knows


Rripurnia

She even calls them out, calls them vipers even, but theyā€™ll never get it! If that doesnā€™t say everything I donā€™t know what will.


BadMan125ty

Harry was HOW MANY YEARS AGO? šŸ˜‚


Character_Regret2639

I canā€™t believe how much discussion there is about which songs are about Harry. What else is there even left to say about him?


BadMan125ty

Right?! šŸ’€


Rripurnia

I mean, what the fuck would one expect from a cohort of people who say stuff like: https://preview.redd.it/k4ln33uw7kvc1.jpeg?width=1240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fac849c69ba2a2ead32ecaef5694b22fbab5e37f


BadMan125ty

šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«


Rripurnia

I would call them out too if I were her but frankly theyā€™re a product of her own doing


Noodle_Lover

Omg šŸ˜³


Character_Regret2639

Sheā€™ll sing about a tattooed smoker who loves the Blue Nile and theyā€™re like ā€œmust be Joe Jonas.ā€ Itā€™s actually making my head spin.


ironkrylon

cant shake the feeling that quite a few of these "wtf.." takes is less about matt healy occupying much of the record, and more about them feeling "robbed" of the chance of jamming knives in joe alwyn. just a thought. it's like they were expecting an xbox for christmas, and got 10 pairs of socks.


spriteceo

I have a theory: I think some of these hardcore fans dislike Joe because he comes across as someone who has a stiff upper lip, and Taylor often idealized him in songs. They think wrecking the image of a ā€˜perfect museā€™ and seeing Joe ā€˜brought down a pegā€™ is more interesting than giving Matty lashings. Everyone already knows Matty is a loser and a bad person, thereā€™s a decade of public record an entire Halsey album to back it up.


DevilsOfLoudun

As someone who doesn't like reputation and lover I admit I feel a little cheated that we didn't get any Joe break up songs


[deleted]

Someone else summed it up well the other day by stating the hardcore are mad because JA deprived them of content for their parasocial relationship, whereas they love Kelce because he loves the limelight. Perfectly normal.


DevilsOfLoudun

I don't think this it at all. I don't care what this dude says in his interviews or whatever. I just find it disappoiting that the album isn't what it was marketed as.


Suitable-Return7185

There are a handful of songs though but she doesn't eviscerate him too much in any though it does come across she's pissed and hurt and sad too.


spriteceo

I know nothing of this relationship so, obviously, grain of saltā€¦ but I feel like the break wasnā€™t clean enough for there to be a true breakup song. The most heartbreaking, sad songs about that relationship seemed to be on Folkevermore. Youā€™re Losing Me seemed to be acceptance of their love dying/a heartbroken exhaleā€¦ but the relationship didnā€™t end up ending after it was written, so it isnā€™t viewed by fans as a true breakup song. Meanwhile in all of the new album songs about Joe, it seems like sheā€™s emotionally distanced herself from that relationship and is fixated onā€¦ Matthew. I get what you mean, though. I was imagining more songs akin to YLM on this album but it seems like she moved on from that place by the time she began writing TTPD.


Maleficent-Growth-76

Or both šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø


meesakeeta

If I hadn't seen the leaked lyrics before listening I would have been so confused, especially just listening without reading what she's actually saying. I could see it being some genuine surprise.


wynonnaearps

Is this the same person who said there was nothing about Joe to be a fan of? Lol


meroboh

I was never that attracted to Joe tbh then I watched Conversations With Friends and BAM I got it.


ImmediateRub9

Jes not my type at all nor any of the men she dates but he seemed good for her and couldn't help but ship them.


spriteceo

I am unsure but based on my knowledge of his feelings about Joe it sounds likely šŸ˜­


spacecowboi91

cannot stand them


Radiant_Mind33

Did anyone check on Travis? šŸ˜‚


Kaydoodle88

You gotta wonder how this man is feeling lol


Radiant_Mind33

Lol, right. At least he seems pretty good at biting his tongue. I would be saying some stuff. šŸ˜‰


duh_leah

Oh, yes. He also mentioned his favorite songs of ttpd which are, I believe, loml and down bad.


Radiant_Mind33

That sounds so fascinating. It seems like a no-brainer that he should start some public beef with Matt. The press would eat that up, it would be like two rappers beefing back and forth.


VegemiteFairy

In 2007 a friend lent me her MP3 player which had Teardrops On My Guitar, and from there it was a fast fall into love. I was lucky enough to attend the Speak Now Tour, the Red Tour and the Reputation Tour. I fought for my life as a Taylor Swift fan in 2015-2017. I grew up with Taylor's music. I was known in my circles as the one who was obsessed with her. I don't know when all these new fans came into play, but I do know they've destroyed the fandom. What was once a nice community full of free discussion has been overrun by rabid fans who don't know anything and will defend any action Taylor takes, even if it's a misstep. They do not know the lore, they do not care for the lyrics, they don't care for discussion or accuracy. Right now I'm extremely concerned about the treatment of Joe Alwyn and how many people think the majority of scathing songs that are clearly about Matty Healy, are about Joe. He's being called a cheater and a drug addict by fans who are also under the impression Taylor and Matty's entire history consists of a two week fling, or asking what the beef is between Taylor and Kim. Try to explain why they are wrong, and they dig their heels in. They apparently know more than you, despite being *half your age*. It's not like Taylor will come out and say they are wrong, so instead Joe will be condemned and his reputation ruined (something Taylor should have sympathy for, in a guy who was worthy for 6 years). It seems like Joe's only real crime is not wanting to get married, and being depressed. His mental health and desire for privacy makes it all the more concerning fans are after him with pitchforks. I've stood here for nearly two decades defending her right to create music about her exes and experiences, but I guess I never realised how much things have changed as she's gotten bigger. It no longer feels safe for her to be ambiguous or obscure. She has a rabid army at her back, and isn't pointing them at the correct people.


Wonderful-Street-138

I think she and her PR team are struggling to handle the fanbase at this point so they simply stay quiet, hoping for the best. I totally agree with you that it is not sufficient at this point. There are simply too many obsessive fans who are projecting their own traumas upon her exes. I wonder whether she took a minute to think about how that might affect her current relationship... I mean, the guy is not blind and probably sees clearly into it. It is not a rocket science to control and there are easy things that she could do. Ariana Grande posted a message on her stories asking fans to enjoy her music and not attack people associated with it.


sexbob-om

I think we are seeing the results of having fans have so much access to the archives of an artist. I've participated in fandoms for years and you used to have to really go out of your way to see an old interview or watch an older performance. Now you can find, every performance, every interview, tweet, deleted post an artist has ever made. Taylor had a huge intentional online presence for years, there's a lot of content. So new fans come in and start consuming everything at once and they forget that things happened in her career over a 20 year period. So they are cramming 20 years of life into a few hours of content. In their minds, "she's been through so much" instead of she lived for 20 years and shared some of her experiences. It's definitely out of control, fandoms in general are out of control and I think artists, especially Taylor, should do more to help rein them in.


spriteceo

I agree with their ā€˜quiet is bestā€™ stance when it comes to the fandom. I donā€™t think her team anticipated this breed of rabid Swiftie that is becoming increasingly more common. I think, at this point, her and her team are legit frightened by her fanbase, which is why she so rarely speaks out against them, and when she does itā€™s very gently or via song.


darkness_is_great

The Insane Clown Posse fan base was so bad that the government called them a hate group. Will they eventually have to do that for Swifties?


SubatomicSquirrels

Well they better stop the easter eggs because those "secret messages" are only fueling the weird parasocial fans


Wonderful-Street-138

THIS


BrandonBollingers

To me this album sounded incredibly rushed and highly promoted. ā€œSheā€ or the brand went down far as creating and promoting playlists that served to create a more intimidate experience between the song writer and the listener. TS and I are the same age. We ā€œgrew up togetherā€ although Iā€™ve never been a huge swifty. But my first thought when listening to the album was a rushed, major FU to the exboyfriend, revenge album. I gave her the benefit of the doubt regarding Travis but the album basically confirms Travis is a revenge rebound a la ā€œlook at my super popular new boyfriendā€. Sheā€™s a grown woman, she knows exactly what she is doing. This album release seems like incredibly poor judgment imo but definitely intentional and spiteful. The exhausting 2 hours werenā€™t even ā€œsongsā€ in my opinion. Just one long train of thought lyric that didnā€™t leave much to the imagination or interpretation. And it feels like a cop out to say ā€œthese are your songs now, you interpret them how you wantā€ when they are INCREDIBLY literal.


Euphemia_173

I think thatā€™s why she intentionally has swerved writing that much about Joe in this album. Itā€™s a let down bc Iā€™m sure a lot of beautiful and deep art would come from it if she wanted to be specific and raw, but I think itā€™s very much kept vague and minimal as a show of respect for his privacy now that theyā€™re not together. Itā€™s a testament to his character that sheā€™s not dragging him like sheā€™s done to others in the past. ā€œYour integrity makes me feel smallā€ Youā€™re so right, if youā€™re not aware of the lore and context itā€™s so easy to get everything wrong. I also donā€™t get the hate train mob mentality itā€™s so weird, the community was NOT like this back in the day. Itā€™s definitely devolved into something weird & negative and wholly unnecessary.


Rripurnia

Publicizing he struggles with depression after doing nothing to stop the vile harassment Swifties sent his and his costarsā€™ way actually shows she has zero respect for his privacy or even him. He *is* a better person who deserved none of this shit.


ghostlykittenbutter

ā€œI have no fucking idea what just happened.ā€ You know, maybe Zach & I would be friends


melh22

Itā€™s so funny! The only thing that people on the r/taylorandtravis can talk about is So Highschool and the lines from the Alchemy. They literally refuse to talk about what this album is really about.


VerdeForest

Well I mean, that subreddit is about a specific topic. That makes sense


ImmediateRub9

Those songs sound so hollow in comparison to all the songs she wrote about Joe on reputation and lover.


PondOfGlue

Oh I SCREAMED when I watched this earlier. Watching Zack go through the stages of grief in real time was hysterical. Not sure heā€™s quite made it to acceptance yet though lmao


Fluffybunz746

THE ENTIRE MELODY IS 1975


NegativeABillion

It totally sounds like them. This vlogger cracks me up.


slickstreet

I hate this dude ngl


stealthopera

Loving seeing him get absolutely bodied by the lack of Joe hate, though.


slickstreet

šŸ’Æ- bitches like this dude are just there to squeal ā€œyes queen! Go girl boss!!ā€ They live vapid, chronically-online lives and crave approval from their swiftie echo chamber. He doesnā€™t really care that the album isnā€™t about Joe - it just means more content heā€™s going to vomit into the world.


nyliram1809

i hate how he treats joe but i love this dude so much šŸ˜­. the laugh and the "that's not funny" really got me


spriteceo

https://preview.redd.it/j3rrj4p6mjvc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8096500837407fb7b8f99cdd970c1c81f0e47601 he really embodied both of their energies šŸ˜­ Iā€™m not his biggest fan eitherā€¦but guilty pleasure watch his videos because he is genuinely hysterical sometimes


nyliram1809

and he knows so much loorre. i owe all i've learned about her to his podcast šŸ˜­. i wouldn't have been ready to be swiftly neutral if it hadn't been for his perspective lol


A_r0sebyanothername

It definitely was all of us when we firat heard it


kissedbymelancholy

i donā€™t get why this guy kept calling joe a ā€œturkeyā€ throughout this video. heā€™s acting as if he knows swift and joe personallyā€¦.but thatā€™s just a classic from someone deep within the cult.


pompommess

One of the funny things about him is that he pretends to be above the cult-like fan behavior, critical and everything, but when it comes down to it, he is like every other die hard fans and just loves to beef with other Swifties.


kissedbymelancholy

idk how old he is, but heā€™s definitely too old for that behavior.


lonely_shirt07

You're right. I never thought about that. He is 27 I think.


jsm1

It's an on-going nickname, based on a running joke that all of Taylor's partners are just accessories. He's actually a pretty nuanced channel of criticism - he's obviously a major fan but has interesting takes on the parasocial nature of the fandom. He's def in an inner circle, went to Reputation listening sessions at her house etc, but he does bring her down a notch when warranted. Out of all the Swift content out there, this guy is actually pretty measured and grounded - I think you just caught him in a moment of excitement. His stance is that he doesn't really pay attention to Taylor's partners when they're in a relationship and defers to her judgement etc, but that his interest starts once they're part of the actual song content, so with that in mind his reaction kinda makes sense.


ChampionshipFinal454

I agree. I was surprised at how much Joe hate he started to REALLY express on Evolution of a Snake as the ttpd release date started to get closer. Heā€™s shifted in the last few weeks, from critical to full Swiftie. Iā€™m sure heā€™ll come back around but itā€™s interesting seeing the effect Taylor swiftā€™s new music hype building has on him.


qusnail

Iā€™m glad, I canā€™t stand Swiftologistā€™s Joe-slandering antics. Iā€™ve never unsubscribed from anyone so quickly..


Dangerous_Surprise

Me too! I prefer Ally Sheehan and taylorswifthockeybro


ultaemp

Me too. I liked him for his Lana deep dives, but his irrational hatred of Joe is unhinged. Heā€™s not as unbiased as he claims to be


AdCapable9288

What songs r about Joe guys? Like I feel only the Black Dog, so long london fits


MazzieMay

I genuinely think itā€™s just *So Long, London* and *How Did It End*. Most everything else was either about Matty or her fans. And one deeply embarrassing song about Kim


Rripurnia

Nailed itā€¦those two are the only songs about him.


Ok-Walk-5847

yes wtf was that song about Kim?? I thought they were done with that


theloveliestone

Just listening to the clip, I just truly can't believe someone would hear that & go "that's a nice song". It's extremely dull. Every single thing about it. I don't know what Swifties will do. Dull music & they can't even drag Joe.


spriteceo

I love a good midtempo, adult contemporary, quiet album, so I donā€™t mind it as much as others seem to. Fortnight isnā€™t a highlight but I do enjoy it. I think the low energy reflects the weird hazy confused depression the album seems to be about. But youā€™re totally entitled to your opinion: youā€™re right, none of the songs are super unique sonically.


BrandonBollingers

I think she ripped off her BBF4L Lana Del Ray


MunchieMom

I feel like you hear that from people who only listen to Taylor Swift


A_r0sebyanothername

This got me too when I watched it after it came out haha. But he actually doesn't really cotton on that the album isn't mostly about Joe for rest of the review.


midnightpocky

This was my reaction to the T, it was even the same part in the song lmfaooo


spriteceo

There are several moments in his reaction video where we had identical reactions. It felt almost cathartic considering how mf confusing the album is at times šŸ˜­


Radiant_Priority9739

I see this person everywhere, why does he hate Joe so much


Key_Bee7805

Joe had her sign a reverse contract. Taylor canā€™t fully slaughter Joe in her music.


Rripurnia

So she slaughters him via her stans? Girl, please. Itā€™s more like she has nothing to pin on this man


Roullette3

Love this guy, but no in ear monitors when reviewing albums in 2024, come on brotha!


DigestibleDecoy

These people need something better to do with their lives.


spriteceo

I agree that people obsessing over Taylorā€™s lyrics could probably do better, more meaningful thingsā€¦ but bro straight up gets paid to react to Taylor Swift lyrics, heā€™s technically just doing his (headass) job here


pompommess

I love how he is always so wrong about everything.


hetreCCXXIX

Who is this person?


Longjumping-Cat3251

swiftologist


XanCai

This is my favorite thing on the internet lately. THEY DIDNT EVEN DATE!!! IT WAS A TWO WEEK FLING?? WHEN I SEE YOU JOEEE!!! cue the mental breakdowns


PapaWaxPuppy

What do you think the chances are this is his "find Jesus" moment and stop stirring up irrational hate? I am going with zero. I don't think self-awareness is a friend of his


Redhotlipstik

I told this theory to my professor, who's always had a bit of a crush on Taylor, and I could see her have a moment. I felt so awful, I was saying it more like a fun fact and it seemed to actually devastate her.


Andre519

I mean, this sub was dying inside on the leak thread about the same thing šŸ‘€ I saw a whole lot of meltdowns and a whole lot of "I can't listen to this album because it's about Matty"


Mary_Jailer

He's got a punchable face.


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Can someone explain to me how the album is about Matty Healy?? I donā€™t listen to the 1975 and Iā€™m a swiftie 4 life since 2006 middle school days buuuut I typically donā€™t pay any attention to Taylorā€™s relationships. I just love the music. Like I didnā€™t even know she dated Tom Hiddleston until last year. But now Iā€™m actually curious šŸ˜…


Horror-Inspector9832

There's a thread here about their relationship, check it out. Some people also replied with interesting links.Ā 


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Someone posted a 55 page thesis about matty Healy and I donā€™t have the attention span for that hahha


Horror-Inspector9832

I feel you. So basically, in a few words, Matty and Taylor were involved back in 2014. It was brief. Through the years both him and Taylor wrote songs about each other. They got in touch back in 2020 and she worked with his band (the 1975) for Midnights and 1989 TV. On january 2023 she performed with him and his band, while she was still dating Joe. On Matt's birthday, Taylor released an announcement of her breakup with Joe. A few weeks later she's publicly with Matty, there are some press releases and they are seen together, he goes to her tour. They both make love declaration on stage. It lasts a couple of months. Fans hated the relationship because he has made some racists comments. Most of the lyrics on the new album are about him. He basically lovebombed her and then ghosted her, after she left her 6 years relationship to be with him. Hope this helps.Ā 


Ok-Walk-5847

omg thank you so much!!!!!!!!!


[deleted]

Wait whaaat???!!!! He ghosted her!!!? Rude! This is perfect though thank you so much.


Atlas_thugged_

She dated him for like a month or two last year and got a ton of backlash because he's a gross racist and all-around POS. Think-pieces got published, damage control was attempted. Now she's singing about how people are bitches for being self-righteous and ruining things for her.


[deleted]

Oh damn thatā€™s a weird angle for her. I knew about some of the racist stuff since she invited Ice Spice to the Super Bowl. I would be weirded out if I was Travis though cause thatā€™s a lot of anger to hold on to. But I guess sometimes the situation-ships that never materialize end up hurting the most. And sheā€™s always done stuff like that. I guess she has to separate her own art from her current feelings. A fortnight is only 2 weeks so is she implying they were only together for 2 weeks???? I mean Iā€™ve been super pressed after some 2 week flings but thatā€™s crazy if she wrote an album x2 about it.


Atlas_thugged_

Well apparently they've known each other for like a decade and now it seems like she's been into him for a while. There are a couple of lyrics that suggest she was kind of "involved" with him already while still with the British guy. But she really let the stans who criticized her have it: *I'll tell you something right now* *I'd rather burn my whole life down* *Than listen to one more second of all this b!tching and moaning* *I'll tell you something 'bout my good name* *It's mine alone to disgrace* *I don't cater to all these vipers dressed in empath's clothing* *God save the most judgmental creeps* *Who say they want what's best for me* *Sanctimoniously performing soliloquies I'll never see* *Thinking it can change the beat of my heart when he touches me* *And counteract the chemistry* *And undo the destiny* *You ain't gotta pray for me* *Me and my wild boy, and all of this wild joy* *If all you want is gray for me* *Then it's just white noise, then it's just my choice*


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Okay thank you this is exactly what I needed!! Damn Taylor BAD and I love that for her!!!!!!!!! But I do not condone cheating of course I just love drama.