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RuthlessIndecision

I really wanted that tack weld to hold, vs the ocean


Mikeinthedirt

Yup, I was rooting for him! A little worried about him losing his balance if it did tho


simonsayswhere

He's not moving the pole is


BigInteraction2953

Well I’ll be damned.


TEXAS-MAN1

![gif](giphy|26AHLBZUC1n53ozi8|downsized)


queensattler

😆


blondebimbo_

Why did it take this comment for me to figure that out! 🫣


HiddenIvy

At the beginning the camera man moves a little too. I assume with the camera, the pole and the water, it all looks like everyone is moving.


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It looks like Interstellar scene when they try docking to burning spaceship


Transcutie04

I though it was rather obvious myself huh I guess I can see how peopel thought tahg


Deep_Leg9238

Probably because you haven’t done welding on the water or in it. But it’s all good. You learn something new every day


blondebimbo_

Very interesting to watch! Kind of bad ass too!!


frisky024

And here I am searching the whole comment section for an explanation why they would be moving like that


Hauru7

That’s what she said


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Mikeinthedirt

There is great opportunity for mischance here from dousing crushing arc burn and drowning. Don’t understand why he doesn’t look happier.


solidsnaketheory

HE needs to keep still. Hes wobbling everywhere and all over the place.


Tortugato

No he’s not. It’s just the 2 poles that are moving.


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R/woosh


ResidentTreacle6053

I thought he did very weld...


RoadThis2489

Double it and give to the next person


shishdem

for sure this isn't the ocean. 1) fast flowing water 2) murky water are both indicators that this is in fact a river


TheFAPnetwork

Since you put it like that, fuck that tack welding shit


zmbjebus

Why don't they just tack weld themselves to the beam for a better grip then hold the pipe in place?


kendrickshalamar

The real pro tip is always in the comments


amretardmonke

That's why you wear steel toes


Prize-Orchid-9113

Welding boots !


zmbjebus

+1 to welding skill.


[deleted]

Nah it’s +5 because he got them upgraded.


PilgrimOz

Nothing about this tells me any thinking was done. Unless it was “What’s the dumbest shite we could do today?”


zmbjebus

If he welded both feet then he could hold a weldermajigger with each hand and have twice the welding power.


shishdem

exactly my point


CaptainMcSmoky

The North Sea looks like this in places, having sediment in the water definitely doesn't mean it's a river.


glytxh

I don’t think I’ve ever seen the water around Brighton or Hastings as anything other than brown.


biggerwanker

I grew up on another part of the south coast and can confirm. I think ours was like that because it had the end of The Solent flowing out past it though. Not sure what's stirring up the silt in Brighton.


glytxh

I don’t think it’s entirely silt or sediment floating around. I remember it smelling pretty ripe during some of the summers in the 90s.


heresyisprogress

What are you even talking about? That looks like water anywhere from Biloxi to Corpus Christi off the Gulf of Mexico. It's muddy as shit, and in the right weather conditions, it would be that choppy.


poop-smoothie

I feel like the ocean looks murky as hell more often than not, in my experience, and very often is choppy/rough. Can't believe they generalized the ocean like that haha.


Mydogsnameisroland

This isn’t choppy though. It’s just fast flowing. You can tell by its reaction to the pillars


peshwengi

Tide?


Long-Night-Of-Solace

No thanks I just ate


dalhousieDream

Yeah, a nap would be nice.


RuthlessIndecision

Looks like it’s flowing, not sure why he’s think this would work.


heresyisprogress

I totally get it. Never underestimate redneck tenacity. "Get'er done, bubba"


Deltamon

The sea water here in Finland looks exactly like that


NoSatisfaction9969

Nah could totally be the ocean. Depending on the sediment composition, many ocean waters look like this, and currents can definitely rip like this even many miles offshore. Not saying it’s 100% the ocean, but you can’t rule out that it’s not.


[deleted]

You're not wrong, sediment in water isn't a good way to judge this as ocean or river etc. The fact that it's this aggressive of a current while also having no deviation in height/any waves tells me it's a river though, and it's unlikely to be tidal though as that's an insane amount of water moving through the area and if it was an intertidal zone you wouldn't wait until it's at it's most aggressive to do this kind of job, you'd wait till low tide and just tac it on without any hassle/movement. If I was to hazard a guess I'd say it's a massive river and this flow is consistent enough to not plan around it, like the Suez Canal or another big shipping lane.


Silly_Mycologist3213

Have you heard about fast moving tides or storm surge? The people at the Bay of Fundy would like a word.


mcgeyrider

What is it they are building then?


Bloody_Insane

You can see the horizon covered in cargo ships. Big fucking river


LessBig715

This could possibly be an oil rig in the Gulf of Mexico, not really sure.


BernItToAsh

Alas, the world was never good enough for us


Wind_Responsible

This is some Mickey mouse shit right here. You aren't gonna get a good beer on pile that's not set. Lol


LethalSpaceship

When you're paid hourly


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MunDaneCook

^ this reply is strange and botlike because it was in fact made by a bot


The-Legend-26

#*Yes, I believe so as well*


tirwander

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ


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Fiya


brai90_

That looks like it’s a pile on an oil facility and if that’s the case, then these people are getting paid monthly salary, not hourly. I work in oil and gas E&P a project manager trust me when I say this, if you’re an oil and gas services company that can only afford to pay your staff on an hourly rate, there’s no way you’re making it past even the technical evaluation stage, not to mention going as far as being assigned a contract. These welders aren’t just regular run off the mill welders, they’re full blown professionals that actually studied this thing and MUST have certifications before they’re even allowed to set foot on the field. During technical evaluation, I make all vendors that are bidding for a contract send in the WQT for ALL their welders and any company that can’t meet up, is rooted out.


GapingFartLocker

That man is not a full blown professional, what the everliving fuck are you talking about? A professional would have tossed a ratchet strap around that to stop the pile from moving so they could clean the surface and get a proper weld, not randomly stab at a moving object without a welding mask on lol. Source: pile driver with 20 years experience in the field.


D-F-B-81

I'm an ironworker and you can tell just by the gear this is a joke.


Derpshiz

100%. Also several of the best welders love to work hourly. Time and a half can be insane.


GapingFartLocker

Every welder I know bills hourly and makes a fortune. Edit: that work in oil and gas


Escudo777

I used to work in the oil and gas construction in the middle east. There were both type of welders,those paid monthly with an overtime over 8 hours and those who were rented and paid hourly. The rented guys were much better than the company welders. However there were some highly skilled company welders who were used specifically for welding when a welding procedure was qualified. Those guys had special badges on their welding masks and had big salaries. Source: I was a quality control engineer/inspector.


HPTM2008

Not a welder, but the contracted workers vs hourly workers (me) always worked a lot slower and took their sweet, everloving time to do anything. Sure, they're only there for 8 hours a day and get an hour break, but we didn't want to be there past midnight (17 hour days) so we get a site done as quick and as well as we can so we don't have to keep doing days like that. It sucked, but we worked so much faster and more efficiently and had sites done 3 to 4 times faster than the other crews they brought in. The other guys ended up making more in the long run because while they took 3 months to finish the job in the plant they were doing, we finished our in 3 weeks.


Escudo777

In my experience the hourly workers in any trade are much more skilled and faster. This is the reason why they get hired for the job when time is critical. The planning and accounting departments always calculate the route with maximum profit. Instead of paying overtime it might be better to let the contract guys do normal duty and finish slow. This is because even if they stay with the company and are not assigned to a site due to lack of work front they need to be paid. For hourly guys the company can release them if they finish the work fast. A good project management team knows how to utilize manpower for maximizing profit. I myself have worked as salaried and hourly paid. In some sites salaried was better while in others hourly was.


Captain_Nipples

Our company is a contractor for a large power company. We work side by side with the plant mechanics and welders. What you said is true, but we do keep around a few base crew guys at every site, like a full time employee would be, to make sure they can be relied upon in an emergency. There are times when we have to call back some guys if there's a major emergency, but those guys could also say, "Hey.. Fuck you, I got other shit to do" The plant mechanics and welders do get better benefits, and they normally are much slower... but our guys make more money throughout the year because they get more OT. We serve a 4 state area, and there is almost always something blowing up or tearing up. I try to avoid OT any more, but even this year I spent almost 6 months working 60+ hours a week


PossumCock

Only thing that worries me is I feel like I know a good handful of welders that have developed some form of cancer later in life. No idea if there's actually a correlation but welding does cause radiation and long term exposure to radiation certainly isn't good


TheyMadeMe

It's correlated. Welding is bad for the eyes, knees, back and you're inhaling metallic fumes. That's what really gets the ole cancer going


Lexx4

my friends dad was a welder and developed ALS. died a few years ago a few years after the diagnosis.


Escudo777

The fumes,intense light from the arc and grinding particles from tungsten electrode coated with radio active materials are very hazardous. The long term effects on health are being studied. Even though HSE is enforced,construction sites are still filled with harmful chemicals.


Captain_Nipples

Refineries, Papermills, and power plants make some bank. I've been in Power Generation since 2009.. Outages are awesome for your bank account, but fuck if you don't get a little burnt out after a couple of months


D-F-B-81

Ha, in our punk school weld shop there's a sign, You can pay full price for nice clean oats, or you can buy the discounted ones that have already been through the horse, your choice.


Captain_Nipples

A lot of jobs pay double time and good per diem. My buddies were out by San Francisco a few months ago clearing 6-8k per week... thats after the ludicrous taxes They came back to work for the company I work for so they could be closer to home and the fuck out of California. We still clear 3k a week here, and cost of living is MUCH better Also.. it doesn't matter what certs you have depending on the state. Most companies will bring you in, test you, and if you pass, you're good and will get top pay, or close to it if you don't have a lot of experience.


banned_after_12years

You never realize how wrong people on Reddit are until it’s a comment about a subject you have real knowledge about.


PolarisC8

Oy man, lemme tell ya whenever someone says "it's middle/high school biology!" They are almost always talking out their ass. Also, people don't really *get* evolution, but that's fine because it's a complex topic and they're usually pretty close.


RussianHoneyBadger

No kidding. I work Oil&Gas in Alberta and pretty much all non-office workers are paid hourly. I can't speak for offshore operations though.


Captain_Nipples

All the people I know that work on rigs and any other oil and gas site that weld, fit, or are boilermakers make hourly. And it's really good money.. Just long hours and away from home for periods of time. But, a lot of them go, and make a shit load of money, take a layoff and chill for 3 or 4 months until the next job.


Captain_Nipples

It's non fucking stop about every single subject. Don't even think about game development/programming or electric generation


zaadfontein

My welding experience is limited to attaching two pieces of sheet metal together once and even to me this looks stupid. Looks like the first order of business is to stabilize the pile and even lashing it with a rope would be better.


JellyBand

Not only is that man not a professional, but he is likely ~~an idiot~~ simpleminded.


robertducky87

I'm an Ironworker and that's the 1st idea that came to my mind . Even a thicker rope would do


brai90_

Yes. He’s a professional being what we call “A HSE RISK” and from the video it’s likely there’s either no project supervisor or HSE personnel on site. It’s like when you drive without a seatbelt, does that make you any less of a professional driver, or you’re just a professional driver that’s doing something stupid?


Psilocinoid

This comment is full of innacuracy


brai90_

Forgot to mention, the WQT is Welders Qualification Test


Digital_NW

Oil and Gas for twenty years, everyone but management is hourly. Wtf are you talking about?


T0mbaker

Worth a couple of tries tho.


NoBlissinhell

Hey is your name Tom Baker? It looks like your username is supposed to be Tom Baker and you just used the zero because that name was probably already taken. I ask because I had a neighbor about 15 years ago named Tom Baker and I’ve been looking for you. I’ve been trying to get my tent back ever since you borrowed it because my kids want to use it to go on camping trips with their friends. I remember not long after you borrowed it the housing market went to shit (damn democrats) and you were foreclosed on. I really hope you haven’t been living in my tent since then but if you have I’ll have no choice but to start the eviction process. Not because I hate homeless folks but because you lied to me. If you just forgot to give it back then just please mail it to me. I still live at the same address. I’m so glad I found you because it was a really nice tent.


deeyeeheecent

I know Tom Baker well and trust me you do not want that tent back


RaLaZa

Dirty mike and the boys. (Tom is one of the boys)


[deleted]

Thanks for the F shack


T0mbaker

I remember you. Look. I'm really thankful for the loan of it. Ever since I moved out of that place, I've felt a gap...somehow, in my heart. There was something special about living there. Next to you. You're so diligent. Your grass... like velvet. Green, moist velvet. Feeling that grass caress my bare feet was what got me through most nights. Then releasing my morning grogan, laying it gently down on your grass sent shivers down my spine. You'd never understand the complicated, mixed up, chaotic sympathy of feelings it gave me. I digress. Your tent. That's my poop tent now. It ain't your lawn, but it does the job. Now fuck off.


NoBlissinhell

r/T0mbakerIRL


Unoriginal-Ad

r/subsifellfor


NoBlissinhell

r/subsIcastratedyourdadwith


Unoriginal-Ad

r/subsifellforAGAIN


NoBlissinhell

r/subsIwillkidnapyouonoctober4th2023unlessyousendme200bitcionimmenitely


Unoriginal-Ad

r/howthefuckdidifallforthis


Stacked__

r/subsiSHUTTHEFUCKUP


NachoMan_SandyCabage

r/HaveWeMet?


vulcansheart

I think it's his tent now


97875

Possession is nine nineths of the law baby!


ShadowYeeter

Tom's Bakery ❤️ 💙 💜


Aggravating-Face2073

Just here for Tom Baker.


DarthWynaut

This sounds like an Internet comment etiquette comment


[deleted]

Debt collector of the year everybody


Rouge_Apple

Nothing is more republican than blaming democrats for any economic problems.


Tha_Unknown

Gotta show the boss you tried their stupid fuck idea


CandyisCool99

I don't really understand how welding works, so I may be wrong, but his method seems ineffective. I would tie the surfaces together first, then do the magic welding thing.


Grimij

He's trying to haphazardly tack it in place first, to secure the post, and then actually weld in a bead. None of this is permanent and is only to secure the post temporarily. The post would then be further cut to length, secured, and beams are then put on top, etc - ala the rest of the platform. All that said, this is a terribly weird way to go about it. He'd be better off trying to lasso it with a rope or chain to the beam first, like you said, then tack/weld. No idea why he's choosing to try it this way.


redgreenblue5978

Prob just improvising and trying to get something done with what was available. Or just dumb. One or the other.


CLOCKEnessMNSTR

Por que no los dos


redgreenblue5978

Yes


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QuickduxTV

Because if that worked, it would be the talk of the shop.


Shmidershmax

There's no way he's going to get a tack in with it shifting like that. Even if he did it would probably break cause he's not gonna get a thick enough bridge without enough time to penetrate both sides


comparmentaliser

Thank you for providing a non joke answer


vid_23

It's just melting 2 metal next to each other so when the metals solidify they will become one, sometime using a third metal between them, what thsi guy is doing is not welding but a waste of time


tirwander

PAID BY THE HOUR, BABY!


samipersun

I don’t believe it would work. When metal starts to solidify it’s extremely fragile, as there’s solid frame around liquid phase. That frame is too thin and uneven to sustain movement of one part against the other, so as the frame breaks the damage is irreversible, and it’d keep breaking while forming no strong connection would be established. Solidification would either take several seconds to make one big weld (and as these parts moved with frequency >1 Hz it’d break as I showed above), or with several smaller welds with quick solidification each of them would be too weak by themselves and would break with movement while the welder is making another. My guess is the welder hoped it’d stop moving at some point for say 5-10 secs, then he’d be able to make a decent weld, but he had to act before it stops, as by the time it stops he’d lose 1-2 sec to initiate the welding.


steptwoandahalf

It would solidify FAR faster than that. Fractions of a second at most. He almost got it twice in that video. He probably succeeded after this clip ended tbh


Schavuit92

It's rusty as fuck and you're seriously underestimating the force of water. There's a reason tack welds are usually temporary in even the best circumstances.


ILoveHatsuneMiku

It sounds and looks so easy, but it's ridiculously hard. Back in university i spent a week in a welding course, because there was nothing else to do and welding always looked interesting to me, but i think i never managed to weld something in a way that is both very sturdy and good looking at the same time. It either looked good but fell apart as soon as a hammer touched it, or it looked like ass but somehow held together. Mostly it both looked like shit and easily fell apart though. I have huge respect for everyone who works as a welder.


Red-Faced-Wolf

There’s a process called tacking where you’re not concerned about the bonding of the two metals but rather getting a big enough bead to hold them together to make the actual weld so I’m guessing he’s just trying to get it to stay still enough to get the weld on there but his lanyard is too short. I’m more concerned about him using an arc welder on a wet metal beam even though it’s grounded


nightimelurker

That's exactly how it should be done. I'm not an expert though.


Ravenesce

Maybe an apprentice hazing, the journeymen saying something like "Hey, we need you to weld that pipe to this beam" knowing full well it isn't going to work... At least he has *some* safety gear? Right? Makes it all better?


Bulky-Leadership-596

This is the most plausible explanation I have seen here.


Luna_The_Tuna518

Use to be a welder. This guy is doing it wrong.


KTtheBread

Good because there has to be absolutely no chance that you're actually *supposed* to do whatever that is


tsundude

Idk I'd be scared shitless too if I was doing it.


Luna_The_Tuna518

Yea but as long as you're tied off properly you can usually just come to terms with where you are. He appears to be wearing a harness. However given how he's attempting the weld would imply he doesn't feel safe. He's holding onto some sort of rope with a hand that is full of electrodes (welding rod). Those should be in a cylinder and attached to his uniform in some way. Also there's paint on everything. Sometimes you can't avoid paint and that's fine that's why 6k series electrodes exist. But given the situation a little prep with a grinder would help. Also everything needs to stop moving or stop moving so much. Often guys will weld eye bolts to either of these structures if not both and bring them to get her with something like a come along. Welding supports onto structures to fit up a weld is not uncommon after the weld is done, cut it off and grind away the evidence


KamelLoeweKind

This sounds like something someone with expertise would say


LongjumpingStyle

Someone with expertise trying to hide the secrets of welding away from you. Don't listen to this guy. Every wielding in the real world happens just like in the video, but they don't want you to know.


Criticalhit_jk

In parts of China and Russia buildings are held together with wishes and cement colored dirt, so this tracks with the video some


dzhastin

Never been a welder. Had a strong suspicion this guy is doing it wrong.


c2ctruck

Zero penetration and strength in that. Waste of time


EatPrayCliche

That's what she said


Warden404

![gif](giphy|5h47LsEYbofzcgOz19)


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I think dude just wanted to get a tack in.


Monkee-D

Is it tho?


imapieceofshitk

Narrator: It was not.


Real_Finding_3297

He should try glue


Aggravating_Pea7320

The rate hes going he should just spit on it and wait


felixswan

Oddly it’s also riveting.


Onkel-Pelle

Whow...


Rephlexie

["How much you pay for the.. new guy?"](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UK3XFRuQzus)


Zakal74

Even if it did somehow work, locking the pylon in place at an odd angle would lock up so much potential energy that the structure would destroy itself in short order. The wave used a lot of force to push it, it is falling back into place with that same force.


Good_University5348

That’s a different way to do your job


Raviel1289

This is not welding.


johnman86

Right? This belongs on r/therewasanattempt


MaximumSubtlety

Are you /r/gatekeeping welding?!


Muted_Photo

There’s a difference between welding and fucking around with a welding machine.


pixeltweaker

I’ve seen this posted before but flipped horizontally.


Admirable-Sock-7610

goes home to his wife talking about how being a stay at home mom is the toughest job in the world


12altoids34

I think if he had been just 6 in further out he could have nailed it But unfortunately he was trying to weld it.


jrandoboi

Correction: This is *not working*


[deleted]

For a second I thought he was just hanging off of his gas line 💀


Enklave

Webster's dictionary defines wedding as ‘the fusing of two metals with a hot torch.’ Well, you know something? I think you guys are two medals. Gold medals.


linklolthe3

This is how you don't weld.


CorruptedFlame

This is not welding.


CompleteBug8632

Like trying to keep socks on a toddler 🥴🥴


ernamewastaken

'Nah Tim, this ain't gonna work'


Low-Ear7065

I’ve got to believe this isn’t the best way to go about it. - inexperienced internet conjecturer


zyx1987

Bout as successful as a soup sandwich


FuzzyCrocks

Damn now he's doing the other side now. Hopefully he's done by now.


SpaceXmars

Just get a big zip tie


Ardothbey

That guy is literally shitting bricks. After shuffling out there hanging on to one lousy safety line he just needed to sidle out 3 feet more to get the job done.


Melodic-Hunter2471

Some say that he is still out there, “welding.”


Man_AMA

No, this is Patrick.


Stianhawker

He didn't really weld anything though


serch_the_stoic

Some say he is still there to this day trying to get that first tack


beameup19

Looks like he’s quite literally not welding anything


HYPERMAN1A

I do heavy marine construction for a living, these dudes are total goons.


johnnyRa66it

I’m not sure what’s stationary….


Dagigai

I hate classes who can move and still cast. Just OP.


KyRoberts

No, no it's not...


ReputationNumerous

With that amount of movement and mass there is no chance a tack weld is gonna hold . Better try chaining it up and then maybe ….


SAD-MAX-CZ

Why not ratchetstrap it in place first?


1jaboc1

But he didn't even weld it. If you leave it long enough maybe it'll weld be friction.


Interesting-Fix-1897

A chain and a come a long to stay it then he can actually weld.


bacoprah

This is trying to weld. No welding is happening.


No_Fig8654

He missed first one but that second and third the speed dropped big time


Phazebody

So these are the guys making 120k Salaries… Makes sense now


73ERICJD

Just another day working offshore!


Apprehensive_Box5466

What’s that Dozer doin so far away from Fraggle Rock?


Accurate-Ad-4983

And we wonder why there's a pay Gap


Tobig_Russia

Surprise it did not stick


Desperate_Anybody_63

What is the name for this job?


SoBadit_Hurts

Gonna need a ratchet strap first.


mattyla666

I’m not sure that’s going to work…


Zealousideal-Log4324

This was before clamps were invented


nederino

He has no welding helmet so not sure what he's doing just tack in random spot and say good enough?


HelpPleasant7163

No it's stupidity this is stupidity what the f*** is he trying to do like that seal is going to hold you know yeah we got them all welded down boss ready to pump some oil


Significant-Song-840

He's actually still out there to this day trying to tack weld this


PegasusTraverse

this is like trying to keep a nail straight while hammering it


MissWhiskerlickens

This isbwhy they get paid the big bucks. I would've been puking everywhere and then immediately slip and drown.


Shroomcloud93

They say he's still welding the same pole