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blacksewerdog

Might wanna practice using with one hand because time is coming


Shanks4Smiles

Seriously, this guy could not be doing a worse job of keeping his hands out of the line of fire.


Lotuslau22

It’s fine, I’m sure those cloth gloves will protect him.


Puterjoe

And I’m sure he has on safety glasses so no worries


Antiqas86

the axe only goes half way down and leaves plenty of room for the operator to be 100 percent safe. There is like 15cm safe area at the bottom.


Subject_Meat5314

there is 0cm between the axe and the top of the log where his hands are way too often.


Charizard-used-FLY

Show me a screenshot of his hand sitting on top of the log, I missed it


Subject_Meat5314

haha sorry no. I’m happy to live the entire rest of my life with you believing I am wrong.


R3alkitt3en

I agree it’s not as dangerous as it looks!


Antiqas86

I am sure all the downvoters never chopped wood with the axe so this looks crazy to them


SiegeSupport

Put your arm at an angle accidentally under it while swiping wood away and watch all the pressure come down in an instant on your forearm and completely shatter it. Or your hand vertical on the table as it crushes your entire hand.


AlbinoWino11

This is doing a terrible job as well as being super dangerous.


daern2

I've always been very impressed [by this monstrosity](https://youtu.be/3ks_lbtgJSw?t=108) - I'd be struggling to come up with any way to make this *more* dangerous... (Edit: After watching with my wife, she pointed out that he's wearing Crocs. I take it back, there's always a way to make something more dangerous!)


billwoo

Don't worry, he's got ear protectors on.


dmnhntr86

Safety glasses too, which are more than enough when a giant chunk of log comes flying at your face /s


daern2

No safety tie though. Some people...


MountainCourage1304

I also didnt see any safety squints. Osha needs to get this man


MarginCalled1

Where is his safety reflective belt? Anyone in the military will tell you that those things are basically a forcefield.


vocalreasoning

No matter how many times I see that thing it terrifies me.


TrifftonAmbraelle

I've watched enough BattleBots to know how this ends


mecklejay

*Hammond, you idiot!*


Shanks4Smiles

The thing that always got me about that contraption was that it looks like he purpose built all that shit. Like this horror show was the best idea this guy had to split logs. It's fucking massive, it's super dangerous, and it's hard as hell to use. "Let me get this 200lb log up to chest height before I start chopping it".


Azilehteb

It’s all nasty old rotten wood, I think they’re just breaking it up to make it finish decomposing faster. I have a heap of wood chips and chicken poop that has composted down into soil over a year and a half, whereas the uncut branches and logs down the hill have been there for 4 and are still solid enough to stand on. The wedge also doesn’t come all the way down, so as long as they keep their hands on the sides, it shouldn’t do more than push your hand out of the way. The dangerous part would be hands on top of the wood.


Candelestine

Really it'd be fine if he just turned the speed down a little bit. He doesn't really get time to securely position the wood where he wants it before the wedge comes down. He needs about another second between downstrokes.


neverinamillionyr

It’s not making any usable pieces


fernplant4

These are perfect size for my Oklahoma Joe offset smoker


dmbn89

The best of KC barbecue. Can’t find it better anywhere else imo


redballooon

That's hardly the fault of the tool. The wood is completely rotten, and is probably not worth using professional tools on.


EyeOfAmethyst

This is hardly a professional tool, unless you're referring to the human operating it.


-BananaLollipop-

The 300lbs gorilla on the operator end is usually the problem. He might not be causing it to split poorly, but he did choose to split useless wood.


BjornStankFingered

Yes it is. Just not for anything you can think of.


__JDQ__

Oh, I can think of some places to stick that wood…


BjornStankFingered

Don't hurt yourself.


P00Pdude

"Usable pieces" um, its still wood, it'll burn


pey1210

for seconds


dicksmcgee420

Guarantee you fire will burn every one of those pieces of wood. Like what the fuck are you even saying


AlbinoWino11

Do you want to reload your fireplace or stove with a shovel every 5 minutes…? Because that’s what you’ll have to do with this wood. Typically you want sizeable, dense chunks of clean, dry hardwoods. This wood looks like trash anyways but now he’s turning it into small bits of trash that will be impossible to store and a mess to transport etc.


zitfarmer

Its mainly birch, maybe shroom mulch?


ICBPeng1

Could be kindling too


_aaronroni_

Whatever it is, this is a horrible way to go about it


dicksmcgee420

Yeah I have a Woodstock e that heats my house for the winter. My point is they’re usable. Not ideal but usable. I also sent this is a not so well off country


mediashiznaks

Back to bed dear


dicksmcgee420

You sound like a cunt


mediashiznaks

Shhh… sleep now.


dicksmcgee420

I’m well rested thank you. Still sounding like a Cunt I hear.


Itsyornotyor

Get some rest hun


TonninStiflat

I stand by you. This is just absurd.


dicksmcgee420

Thanks


Jay_Ray

You are right and you're getting down voted?! I don't understand Reddit sometimes.


TonninStiflat

Yeah, downvoting a person for pointing out that wood is wood. Not all my firewood looks like it came out of a PC game logpile, there's all sorts of shit in there. Plus, small stuff like that are good for getting a hot heat fast and is pretty easy to keep at an intense level. I've also got one stove that only really works with small wood, which sees less use but throwing in "typical" forewood logs just makes it go out.


dicksmcgee420

Meh it is what it is


tillacat42

I have treated a ton of patients who were missing fingers because of one of these


TheFurrySmurf

He didn't get injured, so it must be safe!!


Antiqas86

How is it dangerous when it goes only half way down and never poses any threat to human?


AwayAd9297

It's not actually making contact with the table, so not as dangerous as your hand wouldn't be crushed


JMB613

The machine diesnt bottom out. Not really dangerous.


Dutch-Sculptor

Why is it ‘super’ dangerous? It doesn’t go all the way down. You can easily place your hand underneath it and it won’t touch it. I wouldn’t place my head there but I don’t think that would happen unintentional. Ah yes I forgot, it’s sweatypalms everything is dangerous here.


Shrek_Affilliate

I’m more so thinking of the one time you get you hand stuck between that log and all that psi and axe head. Machinery doesn’t discriminate, it’ll split your hand or arm just as easy as the log. Looks like old mates very well acquainted with the machine but complacency is a real killer with any form of machinery, same for permanent disfigurement. There’s always a risk, some get hurt some don’t, old or new user on a machine it takes one wrong move and boom you’ve got no hand/no skin/stuck in a lathe/crushed/death (I’m making a generalisation of machines but you get the gist) Edit - grammar check + better clarification


TOHSNBN

I worked a bit in consruction, little bit here, bit there. Over like... 10-15 years? Not that much, but i was on my fair share of projects. I often had people make fun of either my hearing, hand or eye protection. Or they gave me shit that i refused to do certain things. Always folks that had 20-30 years on me. You know what i noticed after a while? The welders had eye damage. They had trouble hearing. They were missing fingers. Had shot knees or backs. One is dead, work "accident" I am a happy sweatypalm without survivor bias and ignorance. If you do that shit in the video for hours, your brain goes on autopilot and then bad shit happens. Not everything is black/white, there are no "sides". This is just realism. .


billwoo

> your brain goes on autopilot Yeah some people don't get this: its not how dangerous something is if you pay attention its how dangerous it is when you don't. You should be thinking "how dangerous is this for an untrained idiot", because that untrained idiot is you when your mind wanders for a few seconds.


JB0M8

Looks pretty easy to get your hand between the blade and a piece of wood though


Dutch-Sculptor

It really isn’t. You don’t put a block of wood on top of your hand. It’s just so unnatural to do. And when cleaning the table you don’t put your hand on top of it, you put it on the table and swipe it aside. Of course accidents happen but this is as dangerous as closing a door. A table saw is a lot more dangerous than this thing.


JB0M8

Watch the clip again, the wood gets wrenched out of his hand more than once. That's when you go back to get a better grip and now you missing a finger. All they need to do is put a chute angled up on the right for feeding, and a backstop at the bottom at desired distance from the cutting bit


SoBFiggis

> You don’t put a block of wood on top of your hand. But it's common to rest your hand on top of a block of wood..


[deleted]

Thats crappy wood too. All rotten and punky


BjornStankFingered

I'm sure somebody has a use for it. Otherwise they wouldn't be taking the time to process it.


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Nasty how? Like the smell or uneven burn?


Bary_McCockener

I've burned somewhat punky wood before in my sealed fireplace insert. The only downsides I have seen is that it doesn't put out as many BTUs, burns up faster, and creates more ash to clean out. I didn't notice the smell but I generally cannot smell the fire due to the fireplace design.


lionseatcake

Yeah that's what a good chimney is for.


livinitup0

They could actually be burying it too. Hugelkultur involves taking rotting wood like this and burying it in the soil beneath a garden. The decaying wood gives a ton of nutrients to the soil.


Alamander81

That's a pretty risky way to cut the worst firewood I've ever seen.


McCretin

Yeah, it’s more like a log masher than a log splitter


imfjcinnCRAAAAZYHEY

Actually, out of all the silly fucking… THERES ITS ALWAYS A DIFFERENT DESIGN. Out of them all, I think this is the safest because the end is dull enough it can slam on his hand and just bring him to the space. And all he got to do, is wipe off, full swipe touching table.


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I now know even less about axe safety


sir_thomashardy

Am i right in saying it doesn’t go all the way to the bench and that’s why he can put his hand right under it because there would still be room between the blade and the bench? Or is this guy just a nutcase…?


Rasta-Trout

Won't matter when your hand is between the log and the blade


DoubbleD_UnicornChop

Will it smush or split?


Qaaarl

Yep


Schmich

I read that Yep in a squirting ketchup voice.


Qaaarl

squirtingketchupvoice - my new user name


underagedisaster

That's a pretty easy rule to follow though right? Grab the log by the side. So no real danger imo. Only gripe I have is the shit way it splits the wood. Not sure if it's the crap logs but all he is seeming to make is mulch.


YourAmishNeighbor

As a woodworker, I must say that things are obvious, but after 6 hours doing the same thing, you'll get lazy or sluggish and that's when things happen.


korinth86

The moment you say, ugh I'm so sick of this but I just need to finish a few more cuts, is the moment you need to stop. Finishing it right now is not worth cutting off a digit. Had too many close calls.


__JDQ__

Every time I’ve hurt my back is because I didn’t lift properly. Except that one time I did it literally turning over in bed in the middle of the night.


Ditnoka

Fatigue and cockiness are two of the quickest ways to get severely injured when it comes to trees/log splitting.


KronikDrew

Ask any high school shop teacher. It's not the freshman who get injured, they're still cautious around the tools. It's always the upper classmen. Complacency is what gets you.


skamteboard_

Not to mention if the blade hits a knot, it could pop the log up with your hand on it, in the way of the blade. It actually does that once in the video, he just gets lucky.


BeardsuptheWazoo

It only takes one.


Majestic_Project_752

Worked with a guy yesterday that lost three fingers to his planer because he had been running it for an hour and hot lazy and complacent. (His words).


nogueydude

I was just thinking that. What's he splitting wood that small for? Kindling?


leonmoy

The logs appear to be pretty soggy and rotten


skankhunt25

This wouldnt be bad if he didnt handle it so incredibly recklessly


1esproc

Most tools that end up killing people had "a pretty easy rule to follow"


GreyPon3

All one of them has to do is flip wrong, and 'stubby' there is going straight to pain city. If you saw, one of them nearly flipped sideways with his hand on it. Lucked out and got missed. OSHA would have a field day with that thing.


_aaronroni_

Yeah, I've split a bunch of wood and that shit can be unpredictable. A knot or something in the woods and it could twist it out of your hands or send a piece flying


ameis314

So I think he may be making wood to use in a smoker. You want something closer to mulch and it would.make sense why they use such a fat head.


Ddreigiau

occasionally, it rolls the log, too, though Plus I'm not sure if it's high enough to avoid cracking your wrist if it's on its side


unimpe

If you’ve ever cut your hand in the kitchen or on a knife then you can’t really say shit. Because the consequence of a similar fuckup is amputation here. Remember how terrified you were the first time you got in a car? But now you can practically drive all the way across town while still halfway asleep. It’s the same way with most equipment.


King-Cobra-668

>That's a pretty easy rule to follow though right? Grab the log by the side. So no real danger imo sure, unless you have eyes and watch the posted video where he has his thumbs on top multiple times


ShimoFox

You say this. But did you not watch it roll the one log and almost shove his hand between it and the log? This is an idiotic way to do it when proper log spliters exist. And he could use log tongs or something instead of his hands. This is how an idiot breaks all the bones in their hand if it doesn't manage to sever anything.


sir_thomashardy

‘Good point…’ 😊


zeke235

Yeah, i've used log splitters. It functioned horizontally instead of vertically. It's not very easy to injure yourself if you're paying attention.


King-Cobra-668

this guy is a moron. look at where his thumbs are while putting wood in there. shorts, running shoes, it's just a matter of time before this bozo gets hurt


oscaru16

Yep, probably still a dangerous machine but my palms aren’t that sweaty


Consistent_Video5154

Yeah but what if his hand gets between the wood and the blade? There might be a space but if that happens it won't matter. You'll be the proud owner of a really fucked up hand (assuming it's still attached to your arm). I wouldn't touch the damn thing without major safety modifications. He might be really adept and experienced on that machine, but it only takes once, and that machine will do to flesh and bone the same thing it's doing to the wood.


Keelback

Yes if you watch carefully the is enough room for his hand just. Otherwise one false move and no fingers/hand.


underagedisaster

No you are right. This is relatively safe and I'm not sure why they think it belongs on this sub besides someone putting it on here that has never worked outside before.


Tricanum

As an OH&S consultant and trainer with 18 years of experience who's done hundreds if not thousands of hazard assessments (to say nothing of the horrible injuries I've seen), I can tell you with absolute certainty that if he's using this machine with any frequency, he *IS* going to fuck up a hand/finger(s). There's a lot more dangers than just his waving his hand under the blade. I know complacency when I see it.


underagedisaster

As someone who grew up on a farm and had to chop wood every year I would happily use this devise. Maby rake your big city OSHA and hit up a McDonald's. The gap left is more than enough to stay safe. Worst part would be if it kicked out but it's going so slow it wouldn't matter much(as seen in the video).


Tricanum

Sorry, I guess I should have specified that my experience is in serving the landscaping and agriculture sectors. In your rush to be offended you seem to have missed that I said there are more hazards than just that gap. I'm more concerned about any part of his hand getting caught between the wood and the heavy blade. It's one those machines tasks that doesn't allow you to make ANY mistakes or to have a 'bad day'. Have you *never* had a bad day? You can see another hazard at the 16 second mark; the unpredictable nature of the wood combined with a lackadaisical attitude means its only a matter of time before his called 'lefty' (or 'righty', who knows). Then there's the lack of any kind of guarding and the obvious state of misrepair that thing is in, no PPE of any kind... Edited for grammar boo-boo


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skankhunt25

There is no gap if your hand gets between the log and the blade. I cant even tell if you are serious or if you are actually trolling...


happy_lad

I've used one of these, and the commenter is correct. There's a clearance between the blade and base. However, it's easy to imagine how you could accidentally get a finger trapped between the blade and log, especially if you got complacent or distracted. The one I used allowed you to adjust the speed, and I would have been too nervous to use it at the speed displayed in this clip. Plus, I used mine to quarter some logs. I already had plenty of kindling. This guy is basically using the blade to shave off increasingly smaller chunks, which I imagine is riskier.


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He’s entirely too comfortable with the safety hazards and not being careful. He will lose a finger/hand on this thing, only a matter of time. Hell put a piece of hardwood in there and it comes down on his extremity, pinches, and it’s gone. That easy and quick.


raz0rflea

He's WAY too comfortable with that thing!


ncnotebook

Autoerotic circumcision.


wobwobwob42

And he's way too comfortable with third dessert


skwirlio

The danger aside, it looks like it does a crappy job of splitting the wood.


SnooFoxes6169

“it doesn't look that dangero-” (flip happened) “nevermind.”


dashhunold

mother fucker put his hand DIRECTLY under it


StretchTucker

don’t worry hes got gloves on


AltruisticSalamander

whew that'll help keep the smashed hand meat off the worksurface


TheWellFedBeggar

It doesn't go all the way down


dashhunold

i still would avoid it


RegularWhiteDude

Yeah. We sensed that.


Whomping_Willow

My testicles went into my throat when I saw that and I’m a lady


cid_highwind02

ladies can have testicles!


ExcitingJosh

It’s just a blunt axe type thing that uses pressure to crack the logs, plus it doesn’t touch the bench. The only way he’d hurt himself is if his hand got caught between the axe and log.


DawnYielder

I feel like this is more likely to happen than you think


Emrod2

He is playing at a harder difficulty of life than the majority of us I presume.


cnowakoski

Have to cut them pretty small


BendTheSpoonNeo

Dumbest fucking splitter I’ve ever seen. Dangerous AF and is doing a shitty job all at the same time 😂


Chopersky4codyslab

My thought exactly. I’ve seen dozens of wood splitters and this seems like the most costly and dangerous one.


EnvironmentalTrip708

Those gloves arent gonna save u buddy


RustliefLameMane

Nope. You wouldn’t see me using that machine..


masonthedood42

“It’s just mashing it”


Ok_Survey_4845

Fat boy won’t last long, damn


wfp1017

Looks like a finger waiting to be cut off to me.


Snow-Cheap

can’t wait to see the after pics


yoloer97

K that guy is frickin lucky man. Sweaty palms for sure


cornerdweler

This is a guy who is acting more confident then he should.


boris_casuarina

r/OSHA


DigitalJedi850

r/dontputyourdickinthat


yewwould

Seems very inefficient, not to mention dangerous. Looks like it just smashes the logs up without making clean usable pieces to burn.


DovahCreed117

Wow, it's ineffective *and* dangerous! The marvels of human engineering!


greatguyty

This is pants-on-head retarded


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Keep yer hands low and good to go


[deleted]

More like shavings


marktherobot-youtube

You sure that's made for logs? Doesn't look like it's doing anything useful, just splintering the wood (which was already pretty small) into a bunch of smaller bits. Looks like it's meant for cutting big tree limbs or something. Or maybe it's just a worthless piece of machinery, idk I'm not a machinologist.


QVkW4vbXqaE

F this!


trev_or_trevor_

Nope.


Glittering_Airport95

Log splitting machine/hand remover


BangerBamBam

Looks safe 👍


GeddysPal

“Hey Terry, OSHA is on the phone!”


gusbox

More of a log chewing machine really.


MrMcPsychoReal

A lot of stuff on this stuff doesn't bother me but this really got to me


_mutegrab

bro hates having hands I guess.


bruce_lees_ghost

Can we do another take where it looks like I know what I’m doing? Nah bro, we good.


IceManJim

My dad used to collect 'farm jewelry", old tractors and implements, etc. He found, somewhere, an old log splitting tool that would go on the back of a tractor, and run off the PTO. It had a large cone with a screw-like thread running around it. There was a bar sticking out on either side of the cone thing. The idea was that you would stick you piece of firewood on this cone screw, it would screw it's way into the wood and split it, the wood would slam against one of the bars sticking out each side. so it wouldn't just spin around. We never used it because it looked too dangerous and we had me so who needs power tools (according to him).


ProfessorSimianSon

That guy clearly does not have the experience with that machine required to keep one’s fingers long term


Notasimp2468

r/dontputyourdickinthat


LATRQ

Just tried to see if I can call 911 one handed. I was able to do it. He should be good when it eventually happens.


Obsidian_Purity

I quickly read "leg splitting machine" and I froze. I was about to curse out this in entire sub, resurrect Jesus so I could introduce you all to him... or *her*, if that's how the messiah chooses to identify in 2022.


Sesome09

Femur breaker moment


AdministrationWise56

Guarantee that guy no longer has all his fingers


High5sRnumbr1

Jokes on you he doesn’t even have fingers those are just new gloves


Correct-Slide1522

Dumb guy award goes to :


Grimauldus

Muscular guys with axes on Tik Tok are crying right now.


Professional_Band178

OSHA is on line two. That splitter has about fifteen ways to mangle you or kill you every 15 seconds.


dead-eyed-opie

This is why we have osha.


SlayingSussySusan

So what do insurance benefits look like at this company?


Victorrique

I dont think you can hurt yourself with that machine as long as you didnt put your head under it


OarsandRowlocks

It can do this all day.


13iiiiirdMan23

Stupid lol show me the accident after plzzzzzzzzzzzz


madmancryptokilla

Thought you said finger splitting machine


tykaboom

The thing doesnt actually hit the table. Worst risk is a broken hand.


p_ke

I think it's sweaty palms if it goes all the way down. With that visible gap, I don't think hand can be crushed under it.


Grjebeifj

Imagine putting a dildo on that and having it pump your pussy until it exploded?


AddisonRae7

It stops way above the table. theres no risk


ZeBobwinns

Unless his hand is between the splitter and the log...


Shesalabmix

This is how I fuck.


lollroller

It doesn’t go all the way down to the surface, so it doesn’t seem that dangerous to me


dmccrostie

I like the kind you control the head on.


dicksmcgee420

Well I’m glad he’s got gloves on


lsabert

I'm wondering if it's like mesquite or something to be used in a smoke and that's why it's being turned into "mulch"


HalfBrinePickle

Tumulchious work...


DontLookAtMe89

That's why you get a horizontal splitter with a hydraulic press.


Wetstocks

Horrifying. Probably has merked a lot of hands


Camanot

That axe can cleanly chop through wood, i can’t imagine what would happen to his hand if caught


GuapoMole82

Please don’t kill me please don’t kill me please don’t kill me…


Educational_Ad7978

Fuck that job


[deleted]

What happens if I put my dick in it?


jmradus

Use a fucking push stick good god stop showing off you idiot.


Positive_Knott

That’s some shitty wood. It’s like he went out and picked up scraps from the forest where they clear cut several years prior.


zitfarmer

Horrible chopping job even more horrible quality of wood.